The MBoard

Okay, so I was recently turned on to MS Paint Adventures. (http://www.mspaintadventures.com) I read through the Jailbreak story, which is short and hilarious, and then the Problem Sleuth story, which is horribly long and STILL unfinished but absolutely awesome and hilarious.

Basically, these are spoofs of Text-Based-Adventure games, where readers give suggestions like "EXAMINE BOX" or "TAKE KEY" or "CHECK INVENTORY" or "RIDE THE FORT LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL." Then, the artist draws the next part of the story accordingly.

I thought this was a #####ing great idea for me to try to do in my spare time, and I figured I'd make it MMM-themed.

The rules are as follows:
- I will post a(n) image(s) that move the plot along according to suggestions given to me from you guys.
- After each posted image, you may give a command, like "TAKE KEY" or "INSPECT WALL", things like that. If you've played a TBA before, you know the sort of stuff to say.
- I will pick the best of the suggestions and then draw the next image accordingly to progress the story.

So, without any further ado:

LOOK BEHIND THE POSTER

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Eat the key.

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Examine Picture

I liked the post you deleted much better than 'Examine Picture'.

But whatever.

SMASH WINDOW

Pee on the Rug.

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FIND JC IN A DRAWER!

Yell naughty words!

Look under the rug, pwease.

(Like I said on AIM, this is so awesome.)

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Loook under rug!

(Didn't he pick up the key that's on the floor and add it to his inventory?)

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and
LOOOK UNDER RUG!

Maybe that's the key's shadow. Gotta pick that up later in case there's a shadow door in here.

"Loook" was 'cause I was typing fast to get in there first.

LOOOK UNDER RUG

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Holy ##### yes.

This thread will last forever.

YESsssssss!

Pick up all the keys

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OPEN THE WINDOW

Yell "I'M SOOOO #####ING READY TO OPEN SOME LOCKED DOORS!"

... and then open the window (I GU-ESS).

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Yell "DAMNIT I JUST WANNA OPEN THINGS!"

This is quite possibly one of the best ideas ever.

Jump out the window.

Throw Key at window.

Find velociraptor.

Unlock the glass in the window with a key.

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OPEN THE BOTTOM DRAWER

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M: Throw Jake at the window

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J: Teach Mike about Windows

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TECH> Windows

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USE Jay-Z

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J:FIGHT M

J:Eat  key.

M: Eat J.

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M and J: Escape the room by riding the MAGIC CARPET.

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J+M:Dance!

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ASR I JUST WANTED TO SAY I LOVE YOU.

I started reading MS paint adventures not too long ago and i was like :) and now I'm reading this and I'm like :D

Your happiness just went from a level 3 to a level 5!

M: Ask one of the keys how to get out

Thanks, guys, glad you're all enjoying these.

M: Examine ceiling

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M: Open the door.

WIND SHUT UP I HATE YOU.

M: OPEN SNARE

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M: Cause Jake to vomit the key he ate.

M: Give Jake Ipecac to get key back. Then feed Jake the carpet so his hunger stays away.

Edit: Novaaa.....

I AM FASTER THAN A NINJA GAIZ

I AM NOW NINJANOVA XP

M: USE KEY ON SNARE
M: USE KEY ON SNARE
M: USE KEY ON SNARE
M: USE KEY ON SNARE
M: USE KEY ON SNARE
M: USE KEY ON SNARE
M: UNLOCK TRAPDOOR
J: AMPUTATE SNARE

M: USE KEY ON SNARE
M: USE KEY ON SNARE
M: USE KEY ON SNARE
M: USE KEY ON SNARE
M: USE KEY ON SNARE
M: USE KEY ON SNARE
M: UNLOCK TRAPDOOR
J: AMPUTATE SNARE

Yes.

y'all are crazy.

M: Use 6 keys to unlock Snare, except for the padlock for the top petal

M: Pull Snare out

M: Unlock trapdoor

*mumbles*
[spoiler]Watch the trap door have another trap door behind it...[/spoiler]

COMPROMISE.

THANKS FOR GIVING ASR IDEAS CHAOS

OR RUINING THEM

EDIT:

J: Eat Snare's locked arm.

M: Tell Snare to get his act together just get out out.

M: Sever the locked arm!

He's a plant, not like it won't grow back anyways.

M: Beat Snare like a pinata.
J: Watch.

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Climb the ladder.

And make sure Snare gets up there too.

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH


screw you winduh

M: Attempt to climb the ladder.
S: Attempt to climb the ladder.
J: ...

S: Put Jake in mouth. Climb ladder.
M: Climb ladder.
J: Soil yourself.

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M: Inspect the duck.

M: Suicide using gun.

[spoiler]"Oh Mike, that's not how you use a gun!"[/spoiler]

You guys are illiterate. There's a door on the ground!

M: Open the door on the ground.

M: Shoot the duck

M: Talk to the duck

M: Throw the gun down to Jake and Snare, have them fight to the death for the rubber duck.

SJ: BUILD FORT.

M: Examine the ceiling of the attic.

SJ: BUILD FORT.

But Sanjeh's not her--OH!

M: Ask the Rubber Duck if that's his Gun.

"Oh Mikero, that's not a duck!"

Aw, man. The 8th key can still be used, right? Even though it's bloody?

S: ADOPT JAKE
S: THROW JAKE THROUGH TRAPDOOR
S: COMMAND JAKE: FETCH SOMETHING

M: INSPECT SAFE
M: ENTER COMBINATION 1-2-3
M: YELL "DAMNIT"

Ha. Yeah, get used to delays like that. Sometimes I'll go on updating spurts, but don't EXPECT me to do more than a handful of responses a day.

When it gets fun and I'm in the mood, I'll go crazy. Anyway, tada.

M: Look under door mat.

M: Take gun and shoot inventory box. It's in the damn way.

M: Send the Love Letter to Sano.

M: Take the gun

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M: Friendly greet the monster, and then invite it for tea at the fort.

M: Put Monster in inventory.

Shoot Monster.

M: Tell the monster ##### off.

M: Throw an Ultra Ball.

M: Throw an Ultra Ball.

Hold down + B

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M: Open the door

S+J: disassemble the fort and build an arm for Snare.

M: Name the Monster Sparkles.

M: Fix inventory box.

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Better idea...

M: Add the door on the ground to your inventory.
M: Climb down ladder.
M: Throw door out window.

S+J: pile up contents of the fort into stairs to reach 2nd floor.

M: Open the safe.

I come back and see this.

I love you ASR.

Remember he doesn't have enough mana to cast Window.

Then cast door.

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Twenty internets to you.

M: Hard reset.

I GET IT.

I think we have a Matrix Award winner here.

Best MMM Fan Based thing, right?

No, Best Couple.

M: Dress up like mummy.

J: Eat the blue screen

S: Think of a good idea.

ASR: Make a new page.

Now see on a MACINTOSH....!
[/stereotype]

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Thanksgiving was last month, that's such a long break.

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YEAH JCs RULE!

durrr i dun ge tit.

ASR you are a #####ing goddamn Genius.

I tip my hat to you.

Ha, thanks. Here's mooooore!

M: Monster Safe

J+S: Fusion Dance.

Snare's missing a hand, idiot! And Jake doesn't even HAVE hands.

>M open door

I'm surprised no one has tried that yet (that I can recall).

>M: Lick the door knob.

>M: Tell the Monster a funny joke.

You guys are all being stupid and putting ">" in front of "M:" for no reason. How is the game going to interpret that? Random code? You'll make weird commands go in that aren't even what you're trying to do and then I'll end up doing stranger things like being in colour or something. And not even the right colours either.

hey vinchenzrock did it first its his fault :(

o no not a > anything but that

You're putting in strings of programming you bass turds!

(Does he mean bastards? Does he mean fish poo? Does he mean Super (Fighting) Robot dooky? Does he mean guitar fecal?)

All of the above.

and fatso did it first wtf u talking about???

M: Try to remember where your arms went.

All of the above.

and fatso did it first wtf u talking about???

Oh give me a break you started typing in the prompt well before this picture.

Not that there's really any problem with that.

If your random strings of code kill me, remember that I will become a much more incredible ninja, and a much less merciful one as a ghost.

Silly Mikero, addin a > before the string doth not code make!

Unless there's a language out there that actually DOES use > as an identifier of some sort.

Hmmm...

It's a text based game, they always had hidden #####e like that.

C:\MIKERO.EXE -GOOBERS

Edit: for those of you whom that reference obviously predates, back in the days when you played games from your DOS prompt "C:\WOLF3D.EXE -GOOBERS" was how you activated Wolfenstein 3D's god mode.

Man, I really miss Wolfenstein 3D. But if I had the chance to play it right now, I probably wouldn't.

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M: Continue adventuring.

I'll update later tonight or early tomorrow. Promise, guys.

A: Update NOW!

Chaos dies in a fiery explosion! ASR grins sheepishly!

I'll update later tonight or early tomorrow. Promise, guys.

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I'll update later tonight or early tomorrow. Promise, guys.

If you don't update soon I'm gonna chuck a wobbly.

I'll update later tonight or early tomorrow. Promie, guys.

I detect spam.

Do it now.

Her forehead demands it.

YES. YOU MUST OBEY.

OKAY GEEZ

M: Follow the yellow brick road.

I see no yellow bricks.

M: Grab Jake and Snare and Follow the asparagus path.

They're somewhere over the rainbow, dicklock!

M: Eat the pink flower and make Snare watch.

M: Run outside without regard as to what will happen next!

M: Put the monster on the rainbow.

M: Stare at the sun.

M:Close the door


M: Open the door again

M: Stare at the sun.

I liked staring at the sun until I could see the Aten when I was young.

I still can do that, but I have to squint.

I'm sure I could do it, but I don't.

See, that's the stuff that makes checking out the Board worthwhile.

Now...

S: Bust a move!
J: Harness your latent psychic abilities to float the fort into the attic.
M: Combine Duck with Gun to make Nun-Chucks, pardon Gun-Ducks.

Haaaa, I feel so bad. I was about to update, and then a friend just showed up unexpectedly so now I dont' feel like it. And then after they leave later tonight I'm going to a Pistons game, and then tomorrow I leave for Aruba for a couple weeks.

So, basically, no new updates for a while. But I promise when I finally do, it'll be good. Very good.

Pistons can go eat a dick.

Actually, I like the Pistons. But they're not my team. But they are playing the Bulls tonight, so that should be a good game!

I know, man. I rarely get excited about basketball, and I've been to plenty of games before, but for some reason I'm more excited than usual for this game tonight.

Uhhhmmmmmmmm?????????? Detroit is 2nd in it's division and Chicago is 3rd????????? Mmmmmmmnnnnoooo I doubt that's it.

See, I know so little about basketball that I don't know that sort of thing. So that wasn't it. But now it is.

Well that's just the division stuff, which is less than a handful of teams. If you really want to sound knowledgeable, Detroit is fifth in the Eastern Conference and Chicago is seventh.

Pretty big talk for somebody who doesn't even know what a window is!

Well, my friend's over but she's just watching Knocked Up behind me. Instead of using this time to make more pages, I'm writing more of my web-sitcom-thing. So, this is the least I can do, fella's.

It's somewhere over the rainbow!!!

M: Find Lunche The Tin Man.

NO THIS IS ABOUT SNARE MIKE AND JAKE ONLY GO AWAY.

SNARE, YOU KNOW I CAN ONLY KEEP SILENT SO LONG BEFORE I HAVE TO BE INVOLVED!

MY EGO WON'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

M: Ask everything here with a face where to go.

M: Stop dropping acid.

M: Start dropping more acid.

M: Drop some Snare.

M: Drop Snare in a pit of acid.

M: Drop some holiday on these bitches.

M: Drop some boxing day deals up in this mother #####er!

M: Don't give a damn about Boxing Day, it has AIDS.
Read a book instead.

M:  Get ye flask.

M: Go home and play "Hey you, Pikachu!"

I demand this to be continued.

I was honestly considering it earlier today. Yesterday. I need to sleep.

When you do get back, maybe Mikero should check out that Rainbow back there and make sure it isn't made out of bricks.

M: look rainbow

This is really weird, last night I thought about posting today the same White Shadow posted, with a different wording.

No you didn't you #####ing liar.
I hate liars, and you are one, and you are now on my list.

The list of those with their pants on fire.

Yes, but I'll do worse than that.

Like how about HATS ON FIRE too? mmmmmmmuaaaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/84000/84567_1221869816205.jpg)

YEAH MOTHER#####A!

HE tried to sell me some schpiel about a floating island.

AND EMERALDS AND #####



So I was thinking.






Tomorrow.






This continues.

No you didn't you #####ing liar.
I hate liars, and you are one, and you are now on my list.

Well, last night I was playing some kirby and I absorbed the ninja ability. And I was going to say "Ninjas are cool" But instead I said "Mikes are cool"(And then I went all like "watewat?").
Seriously.
No kidding.
And I wasn't lying.
Neither of posts, with this one.
I just think for like an hour or more random stuff before managing to fall asleep.
And I hate that.
Like, I wake up at 1PM, if nobody wakes me up.

No you didn't you #####ing liar.
I hate liars, and you are one, and you are now on my list.

I'm sorry I lied, I won't do it again, Mikero.

Next time just say "I'm sorry I lied, I won't do it again, Mikero."

Then everything will be peachy keen.

SOMETHING ABOUT THIS SEEMS SUSPICIOUS

That was funny.

No, it wasn't, you smelly liar!

Not Nove's post, but Sluggo's crossout.

What crossout? What the hell are you talking about?
Dude, Mike, you have gone nuts!

GASP UPDATE

I'll go with my base instincts here.

> eat jake

Who eats Jake?

M > Find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

J+S=Eat MONSTER

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M:Tech>Tackle

M: Sympathize with Snare's lack of arms

Hahaha, oh yes.
How I love graphic text adventures. So much fun, even without getting anything done.

M, J, S > Start a touring jazz-fusion band.

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> talk snare and jake

M: Tell Jake and Snare off, why the hell are they colorless? What the hell is their problem? There's colors and #####ing rainbows everywhere!

Maybe they were playing MGS4.

M: Tell Jake and Snare off, why the hell are they colorless? What the hell is their problem? There's colors and #####ing rainbows everywhere!

That would be hypocritical.

They had colors earlier. I dunno' why.

And if you're gonna' complain about them being colorless, complain about Mike, too.

Mike's mostly black, I didn't notice him..

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What the hell is your problem ASR?

I HATE COLORS

AND MUSIC

AND HAPPY

Everything was Black and white before.

I HATE COLOREDS

:-O RACIST!

You're right..

If you didn't take a hiatus from this I would have remembered!

IT'S ALL ASR'S FAULT

IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THAT LIKE

LIKE THE DREAM WORLD IN THE FORT IS COLORED

AND FOR SOME REASON THE ROOM IN THE ATTIC IS COLORED

AND MIKERO

MIKERO

GODDAMN YOU

Don't hate on me 'cause of skin colour, racist.