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I have accomplished many things, Ranging from the mundane yet remarkable ability to misspell the word Shoe to the grand of getting a family friend to buy me a dress to go to the bar in.

However, Friends, this is not about my odd cross dressing tangents. This is about my successful failure to retire from the internet.

For those who were paying attention, in between porn on the 'chans,  In march of 2006 I said goodbye to the lot of you. You wish me the best and told me you were sad to let me go, as the party preparations began.

 The day of my failed retirement was March 13th 2006. I left the Louisville airport at around 11:00 AM EST, bound to meet, move in with, and annoy the mother of a member I met on this board.

When I met up with this unnamed person, It was 12:30 AM PST March 13th 2006. Three years to today.

Because of this, I feel that I should be celebrated. I demand statues and sacrifices to my glory. Lest the great gods mods smite you for your lack of faith.


And if you are too weak to build a statue of my glory, then praise my great accomplishment!

and if you are too lazy to praise me... atleast bump the topic, that way other people will praise me!






Or at least wish us a happy anniversary 8)

Happy Anniversary, then, Wing.

Quite an accomplishment.
Good work, congrats, and good luck to the both of you.

...happy anniversary and stuff. Also kudos on the accomplishment. Etcetera.