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Title: I AM LONELY
Post by: Jakey on 8 September 2009, 19:59:05
Yes. I am. Very.
So I have a fun idea.

HERE'S MY ADDRESS:
1155 Union Circle # 309324, Denton, TX, 76203

Send me cool stuff! And if you're cool, you'll gimme an address so I can send you something Texas-y back. I'll be checking my box every Tuesday and Thursday, and anything I receive I'll take pictures and post them here.
Make my wish come true.

I love you.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Majikn on 8 September 2009, 20:22:11
I'm mister lonely
I have nobody
FOR MY OOOOOOWN


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: NovaMan XP on 8 September 2009, 20:50:39
I'm going to send you my love Jake.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: GMG on 8 September 2009, 20:53:38
Good for you.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 8 September 2009, 21:12:50
Haha I already did this once! And I got like a billion (exact number!) people to sign it and stuff.

But maybe I will do it again maybe!


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Jakey on 8 September 2009, 22:12:41
Yes Alec! I still have your little Gameboy instruction manual you sent to me. That was so great. And THIS time you will be reciprocated.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 8 September 2009, 22:16:09
It was like Tonka Trucks or something!


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Jakey on 8 September 2009, 22:39:40
Yeah it was haha. I think I'll send you an actual game this time.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 8 September 2009, 22:41:49
Remember when I got all creepy and kept calling you!

It was a novelty thing!

You know, my "friend in Texas!"

Very weird!

Yes, a game would be nice!


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Johncarllos on 8 September 2009, 23:16:44
Alec, I almost just called you but I'm not sure if the number I have is your house or your cell.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: NovaMan XP on 9 September 2009, 00:00:32
Good for you.

You're just jealous. Because you can't send your love. Because you forgot to get stamps.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 9 September 2009, 00:48:13
I would never give you my house phone.

If it starts with 860 it's my cell.

If it starts with 861 I gave you a fake number.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Johncarllos on 9 September 2009, 03:18:44
Ah, I have your cell number. I'll call you tomorrow.
The number will be 0000123456 or unknown.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 9 September 2009, 03:24:25
I have class from 2-6, and I will be playing The Beatles Rock Band from 6-forever.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Johncarllos on 9 September 2009, 03:26:51
I'll call before 2.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 9 September 2009, 04:24:24
You know, if I find some kind of thing that whispers "Jake" in my ear, I might get it and send your way. It would be interesting if I could find something more Canadian, too.

That goes for some of you others too.

Good for you.

You're just jealous. Because you can't send your love. Because you forgot to get stamps.

And a heart.



Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Jakey on 9 September 2009, 04:37:56
That would really be the coolest thing ever. I have a box full of crap - er, I mean.. well.. crap - that I would love to just open up and send all over the place. I'll draw, handstamp, write, sign a photograph, etc. I just want some genuine correspondence that comes from the heart! Because that's what it all comes down to. The heart, man! The heart!


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 9 September 2009, 05:00:24
All of my trinkets are at home (and there are seriously some mad trinkets up in there, yo) so I'm gonna' have to go the same route as Mike - if something turns up that I think would be cool to send, then hell yeah.

I'll call before 2.

I forgot to mention that I will be playing Beatles Rock Band from 10-2. And from 9-10 I will be showering/driving to Best Buy. And before 9 I will be asleep.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Johncarllos on 9 September 2009, 05:01:58
I'll call while you're in the shower~


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 9 September 2009, 05:02:41
jesus john get the hint >=[


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 9 September 2009, 06:47:36
He wants you to call him when he's in bed, JohannCarllaus.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Winged Warrior on 10 September 2009, 20:37:28
:F

#####ing mushrooms demanding personal artifacts now.

DON'T DO IT GUYS. IF YOU SEND HIM THINGS, YOU'LL ONLY HELP HIM TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

I'm sure Op will see this and really want to send something, save for the fact that we are so poor that the goverment is giving us stamps... FOOD STAMPS.

I'm sure that i'll be able to send you something... Maybe a used condom, you mushrooms like that, right?

Or maybe I'll send you a kitten in a box, how long does it take a package to get to TX from WA...?


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 10 September 2009, 23:59:06
Today I met a guy really named Juan Carlos! He was Mexican.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Johncarllos on 11 September 2009, 01:02:25
PICTURES PLEASE.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 11 September 2009, 04:47:09
I didn't meet him really! He was just in the wrong class! Teach was all "yo what yo name kid" and he was all "i am juan carlos" and teach was all "i ain't got yo name you sure you apposed to be in dis class" and he was all "is this com1200" and teach was all "no!"


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 11 September 2009, 04:48:38
Com1200 is for pussies who can't deal with Com2009 anyway.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Jakey on 11 September 2009, 18:54:50
I'm sure that i'll be able to send you something... Maybe a used condom, you mushrooms like that, right?

Yes. Yes we do. We call them Trojan Treasures.

Juan Carlos sounds like a punk. And Yassir, why are you talking so funny? Is that just something you do now?


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 11 September 2009, 23:55:08
Am I Yassir now?


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 12 September 2009, 01:38:17
Yes.

I would send Jake some hip hop CDs of Canadian artists but it would mean buying CDs I already own when I could just send some tracks if I wanted to.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 12 September 2009, 02:11:25
Jake, as soon as I get stamps and envelopes I will send you something awesome.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 12 September 2009, 02:33:34
It's a trick. He's gonna send like a note with "something awesome" written on it.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 12 September 2009, 05:43:22
goddamnit mike


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Jakey on 12 September 2009, 05:46:07
I would send Jake some hip hop CDs of Canadian artists but it would mean buying CDs I already own when I could just send some tracks if I wanted to.

And that, of course, would defeat the purpose of the point in the first place, my good man! You could send me a hat =) I really like wearing hats.

Yassir, you know I'd be good to you, bro. I'll send you something from my heart. And under ten dollars.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 12 September 2009, 06:00:42
Ain't nothin' from the heart costs less than ten bones.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Jakey on 12 September 2009, 06:05:40
Good thing I'm paying with dollars then.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 13 September 2009, 16:50:12
Yeah, good thing!

Posted on: 12 September 2009, 01:14:31

Jake makes me laugh when I log onto Facebook:


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 13 September 2009, 19:09:48
Is that the Wizard from Waverly Place?

There's a Waverly Street downtown and it always makes me think of that stupidness.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Jakey on 13 September 2009, 19:38:45
You guys just don't understand!


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 15 September 2009, 00:13:12
...What the ##### is wrong with her mouth?


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 15 September 2009, 06:01:42
I had a joke like "I know you've never seen this Sano, but her lips are puckered for a kiss" or something but you know what, ##### it. And the picture isn't really that anyway. It's just weird.

(Yes I realize I kinda just said it anyway.)


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 15 September 2009, 06:09:55
Sano when you're older I want you to write a memoir about how much everyone at MegaMan Matrix picks on you and how tough it was for you.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: preventerWIND on 16 September 2009, 02:37:49
I didn't know shrooms had Facebooks..

I AM ADDING YOU MY FUNGAI FRIEND.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 17 September 2009, 01:54:53
Sano when you're older I want you to write a memoir about how much everyone at MegaMan Matrix picks on you and how tough it was for you.

No thanks.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Snare on 17 September 2009, 04:12:17
J...Jake...

No...It's too late


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ASR on 17 September 2009, 04:39:43
Hahaha, oh please don't stop making them now.

Sano when you're older I want you to write a memoir about how much everyone at MegaMan Matrix picks on you and how tough it was for you.

No thanks.

I'll do it then.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Johncarllos on 17 September 2009, 04:51:37
So #####ing touching.
I want to cry after reading that.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Jakey on 18 September 2009, 12:56:03
This is some Romeo/Juliet stuff. I'M STILL ALIVE SNAREBEAR


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Snare on 18 September 2009, 13:42:43
Well DUH. You saw the little mushroom and flower at the end right? I take it you've never heard of a little something I like to call symbolism.

You're such a crouton.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Abominator on 18 September 2009, 16:28:44
Croutons and crab paste.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 19 September 2009, 04:45:30
That's like the hobo version of taramasalata.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Jakey on 20 September 2009, 08:32:00
I am not very deep. What's a taramasalata?


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Snare on 20 September 2009, 14:30:55
Fish egg puree.

Sorry Jake, you have to be rich to eat it.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 20 September 2009, 19:56:20
It's not THAT simple, "fish egg puree", and that sounds a lot more disgusting. You can get it any real Greek restaurant, and Greek food is ace, so you should be going to such a restaurant anyway.

I hate to eat fish. I can't stand the "fishy taste", even a bit of it turns me right off. I can barely stand Dolphin Fish and I'm so not even into salmon at all, which are "less fishy tasting" apparently.

But I love taramasalata, so it clearly doesn't taste anything like fish even though it's made with caviar. It's a spread, simply. You put it on pita or garlic breads or both. It's orange/pink and tangy and amazing.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: AlexThePenguin on 20 September 2009, 20:35:10
Tzatziki is better.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Speed Racer on 21 September 2009, 00:03:16
If I didn't know better, I'd say Planty wins the "Creepiest Plant I Know" award. But that award goes to kudzu.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 22 September 2009, 02:44:15
Tzatziki is better.

It's completely different, you can't even compare them!

That's like saying Kid Robot action figures are better than New Balance trainers (they are, but that's not the point).


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Snare on 22 September 2009, 03:02:23
Greeks eat braaaaains.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Jakey on 22 September 2009, 05:45:01
Fish egg puree.

Sorry Jake, you have to be rich to eat it.

I'm rich in friends. Unlike someone I know.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 22 September 2009, 07:07:59
Greeks eat braaaaains.

IF ONLY


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Snare on 23 September 2009, 03:13:38
No they do. I read a greek cookbook at school and they had a braaaaaains section it was kind of gross.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: AlexThePenguin on 23 September 2009, 06:08:52
Sheep brain is apparently delicious.

I wouldn't know, and have no plans to.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 23 September 2009, 07:29:01
In the caribbean people eat fish brain. Brain isn't any more disgusting or odd to eat than any other part of an animal, it's just YOUR brain labelling what's cool to eat and what isn't.

It's like how dogs were/are food in some country. That's not weird, they just picked an animal that was there and served the need. Just because on this side of the world they are pets doesn't mean they ARE pets. It's all animals. There are people who look down on our culture because we eat cows three times a day. But now I'm off track.

What's WEIRD is eating horseradish ever.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Snare on 23 September 2009, 13:30:57
I love horseradish you queef.

What's really really weird is Kraft Singles.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 23 September 2009, 18:56:05
Ever tried Wasabi, MIke?

Most likely it was horseradish with some spices thrown in for an extra edge.


Title: I AM LONELY
Post by: AlexThePenguin on 24 September 2009, 00:59:20
Actually, it's a type of rhyzome that is related to horseradish. Wasabi is the plant's name.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 24 September 2009, 03:38:56
Ever tried Wasabi, MIke?

No since I live in the boonies in the street in the bin rifling around the apple cores like a yellowjacket.

Yes I've had wasabi. Paste and peas. I don't mind it.
I've not been a fan of horseradish ever since I got it in Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.

What's really really weird is Kraft Singles.

Yes.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Johncarllos on 24 September 2009, 03:42:51
Kraft Singles aren't even real cheese. bleck.

I hate Horse Radish and Wasabi both.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 24 September 2009, 03:44:30
I hate most things related to horses.
Yes horse radish counts.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Fatso on 24 September 2009, 04:17:51
I've never actually tried wasabi, but the stench alone is enough to make me feel like vomiting.

Horseradish, however, I don't mind in small doses.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Snare on 24 September 2009, 13:20:10
I hate horses too. They have people teeth!


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 26 September 2009, 01:25:14
I always talk about how horses are evil and I hate them, but I don't actually hate horses. Actually I went and saw some today, along with other farm animals, for my life drawing class.

Met the most amazing cow, goat, and baby rabbit.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: ChaosVortex on 30 September 2009, 20:08:01
Everytime I read this topic title, I click on it wanting to give Jake a hug. D:


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Majikn on 1 October 2009, 00:23:39
I just think of that same damn song every single time.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 1 October 2009, 20:05:02
So ronery and sadry arone.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Lunchebox on 2 October 2009, 10:45:05
I will send you something, Jake.

And it won't be a carbomb.


Title: Re: I AM LONELY
Post by: Mikero on 3 October 2009, 02:45:16
At first I thought you said "and it won't be a comb" and I was all "I SHOULD HOPE NOT!"