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Title: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Lunchebox on 2 October 2009, 11:03:38 (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ01.png)
>You wake in a box of some sort. >The last thing you remember is reading the Stranger, loving it, and complaining about South Park >It smells like Pine in here. >What do you do? Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Johncarllos on 2 October 2009, 15:15:56 >Feel around the inside of the box for any clues.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ASR on 2 October 2009, 17:16:38 >punch a wall
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ChaosVortex on 2 October 2009, 17:18:03 >Pull a Cris Angel
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Lunchebox on 2 October 2009, 21:11:38 >Feel around the inside of the box for any clues. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ2.png) >It feels like you're in a goddamn coffin. Great detective work, Sherlock, got anymore bright ideas? >punch a wall (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ03.png) >You punch the top wall and hurt your hand, Nice work, Rocky Marciano, I mean, it's not like there was enough room to maneuver in the first place, but you still manage to hurt yourself. Wait a a second, you think that punch might have knocked something loose on top of the coffin. >Pull a Cris Angel (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ04.png) You feel around the ol' inventory for some make-up and hair product when you remember you're NOT a little girl. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ASR on 2 October 2009, 21:47:19 >check your PG-Rated Samuel L. Jackson Wallet for clues
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Lunchebox on 3 October 2009, 00:00:36 >check your PG-Rated Samuel L. Jackson Wallet for clues (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ05.png) >You have fifteen Wily Funbux, A MMM ID (Such a handsome guy) that's about to expire, bank card (to a bank account that has $0.02 in it), an assortment of business cars... hey, I just need to buy four more #2s from this place, and I can get one free! Anyway, no clues. That was pointless. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ASR on 3 October 2009, 01:01:37 >drive business car to safety
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: preventerWIND on 3 October 2009, 02:15:20 > Pull a Beatrix Kiddo and punch the ##### out of the coffin until it breaks
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Johncarllos on 3 October 2009, 02:18:48 Top of the coffin has been knocked loose?
>push upwards and to the side to get the lid off the coffin, after putting on gas mask to prevent dirt breathing. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ASR on 3 October 2009, 02:24:15 >you're all alone, this is the perfect time to utilize that reading material
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Mikero on 3 October 2009, 02:26:40 >Shawty get loose!
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Lunchebox on 3 October 2009, 03:00:26 >drive business car to safety > Pull a Beatrix Kiddo and punch the ##### out of the coffin until it breaks >Shawty get loose! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ06.png) >Unknown command! Top of the coffin has been knocked loose? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ07.png) >Well... Here we go. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ08.png) >Well... That was easy... now what? Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: preventerWIND on 3 October 2009, 03:08:04 > Throw pokeball
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Lunchebox on 3 October 2009, 03:21:21 > Throw pokeball (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ09.png) >>You don't have one. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ASR on 3 October 2009, 03:36:36 >drive business card to safety
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ChaosVortex on 3 October 2009, 05:52:25 >Get back into the coffin. It was warm in there.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: NovaMan XP on 3 October 2009, 05:53:40 >Kick the wall to make sure it's real.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Johncarllos on 3 October 2009, 06:01:32 ##### I figured undergroundyness.
>Add 50lb object to inventory. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 3 October 2009, 16:25:16 >Put the gas mask back on because it makes you feel cool.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Mikero on 4 October 2009, 00:42:58 Maybe he just passed out at a gasmasquerade.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Lunchebox on 4 October 2009, 23:32:07 >drive business card to safety >Get back into the coffin. It was warm in there. >Kick the wall to make sure it's real. ##### I figured undergroundyness. >Put the gas mask back on because it makes you feel cool. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ10.png) >What is this? Get serious! Someone did this to you! YOU! Don't they realize who you are? Sound and fury and fire! It's time to take risks, make mistakes, and get DANGEROUS! They have got to learn... When you play with fire, you're gonna get... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ11.png) ... burned? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ12.png) Huh. No fire. Well THAT can't be good. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: preventerWIND on 5 October 2009, 00:24:15 >Inspect/attack security camera
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Johncarllos on 5 October 2009, 01:37:45 >throw 50 lb object at wall.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ChaosVortex on 5 October 2009, 03:37:47 >It was Sano who did the deed. Break the 4th wall, go into his text adventure, and make him suffer.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 5 October 2009, 04:07:37 Damn it, I was already planning on that.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Lunchebox on 5 October 2009, 05:11:42 >Inspect/attack security camera >throw 50 lb object at wall. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ13.png) >Well, you know what they say... Two birds... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ14.png) >ONE STONE! >It was Sano who did the deed. [unintelligible gibberish] make him suffer. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ15.png) >Not a bad idea... BUT FIRST! I need to find him... Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ASR on 5 October 2009, 05:59:03 It was that hard for you to pick up a 50 pound object? WUSS.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: preventerWIND on 5 October 2009, 06:06:15 I almost CURL that much.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Lunchebox on 5 October 2009, 06:26:01 I have to bend down and pick it up.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: NovaMan XP on 5 October 2009, 06:27:44 Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can't just pick it up like it's cheese or something. Also it doesn't have a handle or anything to wrap your hands around on it, so that makes it harder to pick up (maybe).
>Inspect door because it's a door. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: TheRedPriest on 5 October 2009, 18:19:45 >Listen at door
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: White Shadow on 6 October 2009, 07:13:10 >Find me. I've got a gun you could borrow.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Mikero on 7 October 2009, 08:28:31 I almost CURL that much. Yes, your head is heavy. We get it. Stop bragging. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Lunchebox on 9 October 2009, 01:28:31 Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can't just pick it up like it's cheese or something. Also it doesn't have a handle or anything to wrap your hands around on it, so that makes it harder to pick up (maybe). (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ16.png) >Well... it LOOKS like a door... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ17.png) >It SMELLS like a door... >Listen at door (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ18.png) >It even SOUNDS like a door... >Find me. I've got a gun you could borrow. >And with that, you conclude it's a door with no traps or locking mechanisms. YOu might as well, step out, find your German friend, borrow his gun, and shoot Sano. Well, here we go... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ19.png) >... The door creaks open, and the air goes cold. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ20.png) >You stare out into the bleak hallway, and are suddenly overcome with the feeling that things... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ21.png) >... just got real. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Johncarllos on 9 October 2009, 01:50:45 OH#####
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Mikero on 9 October 2009, 02:48:23 >Say "##### just got real" in your best Martin Lawrence impression. ('Cause when are you gonna get another chance?)
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ChaosVortex on 9 October 2009, 03:01:39 >Cautiously approach the shadowy figure.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Mikero on 9 October 2009, 03:17:09 You're assuming HE'S seen the shadowy figure!
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: preventerWIND on 9 October 2009, 03:27:54 >Inspect dead body, or sleeping zombie
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ASR on 9 October 2009, 03:33:49 >wear sombrero
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Johncarllos on 9 October 2009, 03:38:52 >Stop drawing comics so much better than me!
I'm in a cartooning class right now. I wish I had stuff of this quality to turn in. Mine is kinda poop. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ASR on 9 October 2009, 03:44:01 Are you in a cartooning class right now at 10:43PM EST or are you just currently enrolled in one?
Because if it's the first one then pay attention to your teacher stop browsing the internet! and if it's the second one then that is pretty cool! Also the second one applies to the first one also. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Johncarllos on 9 October 2009, 03:49:24 Only one of my teachers lets me on my computer during class.
Cartooning is just an hour each week, lots of fun though. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ChaosVortex on 9 October 2009, 03:53:14 I could try composing something like Lunche's work if I tried, but I still wonder how Mike does it.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Majikn on 9 October 2009, 04:00:46 I could try YOU if I tried.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ASR on 9 October 2009, 04:12:15 >take zombie
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: NovaMan XP on 9 October 2009, 04:33:00 >put cadaver head in inventory
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Mikero on 9 October 2009, 04:45:13 I could try composing something like Lunche's work if I tried, but I still wonder how Mike does it. Time in direct proportion to effort. Definitely put up your work from class, John. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ChaosVortex on 9 October 2009, 17:04:30 I would think so, but it's still amazing stuff.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 9 October 2009, 20:14:23 >Go back inside.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Lunchebox on 9 October 2009, 23:48:30 Why are you guys complimenting the art, it's all quick and dirty.
I will update the thread tomorrow. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Speed Racer on 10 October 2009, 14:57:17 it's all quick and dirty. That's what she said! In all seriousness, I like it. It looks like an MS Paint version of Sin City. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Lunchebox on 10 October 2009, 23:16:03 >Say "##### just got real" in your best Martin Lawrence impression. ('Cause when are you gonna get another chance?) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ22.png) >##### JUST GOT REAL! >Cautiously approach the shadowy figure. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ23.png) >Huh? I don't see any, wait, there he goes! It could be Sano! I BETTER GO AFTER HIM! >Inspect dead body, or sleeping zombie >Stop drawing comics so much better than me! >take zombie >put cadaver head in inventory (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ24.png) >No time! Chasing Sano! Gotta beat him up! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ25.png) SHUNK >.... (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ26.png) >ow Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: preventerWIND on 10 October 2009, 23:26:09 AWWWWWWWWWW #####!
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ASR on 10 October 2009, 23:33:42 >man up, it's just a flesh wound, keep running
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Johncarllos on 11 October 2009, 03:14:19 >pull it out and throw it back
alternately >fall down and cry like a baby Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ChaosVortex on 11 October 2009, 04:21:10 > It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
(http://www.nesmaps.com/maps/Zelda/sprites/ZeldaSpriteFire.gif) (http://www.nesmaps.com/maps/Zelda/sprites/ZeldaSpriteOldMan.png) (http://www.nesmaps.com/maps/Zelda/sprites/ZeldaSpriteFire.gif) (http://www.nesmaps.com/maps/Zelda/sprites/ZeldaSpriteSword.png) Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: NovaMan XP on 11 October 2009, 04:52:22 >Remove from leg and put in inventory, then equip it.
>Attack shadowy figure with it. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Lunchebox on 15 October 2009, 05:09:18 >man up, it's just a flesh wound, keep running >pull it out and throw it back >Remove from leg and put in inventory, then equip it. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ27.png) >Okay Okay... Let me steel myself up for this... Grrrrr (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ28.png) >RAGH! Okay, where is that-- (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/Lunchebox/LQ29.png) >Gone Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ASR on 15 October 2009, 05:17:06 > go down hallway, turn corner
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Johncarllos on 15 October 2009, 05:31:37 >Proceed down hallway: see what's happnin.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Mikero on 15 October 2009, 09:30:45 >Run down hallway 'cause that's what's happenin'.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ChaosVortex on 17 October 2009, 17:56:28 > Seriously, you should probably take this. I mean, you just got stabbed. You should stab that somebody back, and it's not me. Trust me, you don't want to mess with me. I even got you a better one.
(http://www.nesmaps.com/maps/Zelda/sprites/ZeldaSpriteFire.gif) (http://www.nesmaps.com/maps/Zelda/sprites/ZeldaSpriteOldMan.png) (http://www.nesmaps.com/maps/Zelda/sprites/ZeldaSpriteFire.gif) (http://www.nesmaps.com/maps/Zelda/sprites/ZeldaSpriteWhiteSword.png) Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Yubi Shines on 17 October 2009, 22:22:12 > Call Col. Roy Campbell for advice.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ChaosVortex on 28 September 2010, 06:03:47 > DRAW MORE STUFF
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: TheRedPriest on 28 September 2010, 17:35:36 Son, Lunchebox died in the great H battle off the coast of Tahiti last year. I'm sorry, I thought you knew.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: White Shadow on 29 September 2010, 12:38:54 That's how I'd like to die.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: TheRedPriest on 29 September 2010, 15:51:16 We're having another one next year if you'd like to come.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: ASR on 29 September 2010, 16:21:34 That's more of a single-entendre than anything else.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: TheRedPriest on 29 September 2010, 20:05:19 Look, if he doesn't want to die under a pair oiled up DDs I'm not saying he has to. I'm just saying he's free to try and that's his next best chance unless he wins the lotto.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: Snare on 1 October 2010, 05:13:57 That's an awful way to go. :(
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: TheRedPriest on 1 October 2010, 14:16:49 You'll understand when you're older. And not a plant.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: White Shadow on 1 October 2010, 22:18:15 What about Woodman.EXE?
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: TheRedPriest on 4 October 2010, 14:19:41 He smells like pine.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: White Shadow on 5 October 2010, 08:49:27 Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: TheRedPriest on 5 October 2010, 23:03:43 That was a subtle way to bring the topic full circle.
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: White Shadow on 6 October 2010, 15:52:26 Very well. What now?
Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: NovaMan XP on 6 October 2010, 16:05:17 We bring back Lunche from the dead.
And then force him to continue drawing this. Title: Re: Smells like Pine in here Post by: TheRedPriest on 6 October 2010, 22:04:22 ... good luck with that.
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