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Title: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 01:34:10 Time for a blast from the past folks. This little tale is considered by many to represent the penicle of Matrix sprite comics as well as capturing the Golden Age of Matrixdom. n00bs take notes as this can be a valuable lesson on how to do Matrix community fan works.
After the show the good Doctor may even be available to take a few questions, cha? Posted on: 12 December 2007, 01:31:33 Fun fact, the first two comics were done by Professor Hazard, as I'd never put sprite to photoshop before. After comic 2 though, I took over, and as you'll see, I was not the most skilled spriter. However over the course of the comic I think I got a lot better. YOU BE THE JUDGE. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Orange Devil on 12 December 2007, 01:34:47 Dude, you win. YES. I'm excited. I missed this. How old are these?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 01:35:46 This thread will probably not be dial up friendly...
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Teelio on 12 December 2007, 01:36:33 Oh, good Wily. How I missed thee...
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 01:38:48 One thing you'll notice (hopefully) is that most of the Matrix folk are in character. Or as close to in character as one can be. This is often a fatal flaw of n00b comics. You have to make sure you nail members quirks and personality or you're doomed to fail.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 12 December 2007, 01:40:12 Can you please post the one in which Sano gets beaten with a cane? That one tickles me in my funny spot.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 12 December 2007, 01:41:10 Ah yeah, I read all of these at once last time. Can't wait to see them all again.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Teelio on 12 December 2007, 01:41:58 Can you please post the one in which Sano gets beaten with a cane? That one tickles me in my funny spot. Wasn't that in the sequel? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 01:43:12 This comic updated semi regularly. The last dozen or so were slow, but I finally got them done. This is also one of the few Matrix fan works started that actually finished.
Posted on: 12 December 2007, 01:42:01 Can you please post the one in which Sano gets beaten with a cane? That one tickles me in my funny spot. Yes, it was. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 12 December 2007, 01:44:39 Can you please post the one in which Sano gets beaten with a cane? That one tickles me in my funny spot. Yeah it was, I still enjoyed it though. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 02:04:07 Wily's Skull Castle is an edit from X-Men Mutant Apocalypse. Not a bad one if I do say so myself.
Posted on: 12 December 2007, 01:47:41 Jin was my favorite character to write in Ask Doctor Wily. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 01:50:09 This comic features a custom Hard Man Sprite. It's one of the worst things ever made. ENJOY. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 01:52:46 White Shadow was one of many people who did some custom spriting for me. Noteably for "Princess Liz". Posted on: 12 December 2007, 01:55:31 Edgecrusher is the only one other than Wily to deliver a moral. His spiffy moral pic done by the talented Cyron. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 01:58:09 Oh yeah, the Bright Man is also a custom. Another VERY poor custom. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:01:07 One of the single best twists in Matrix Comic history came about the "Matrixins roaming Wily's castle" section of the comic. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: NovaMan XP on 12 December 2007, 02:09:50 Ah, I remember reading all of this before. It was an awesome comic. :D
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 02:38:06 Behold - KOOLAID MAN! I don't know how many people expected Zero, but I made them all do a double take. HA HA!
Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:11:01 The last half of the original Ask Doctor Wily was a race against the clock. With each installment there was nail biting suspense! Luck you don't have to wait each week for a new one, huh? Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:14:21 Did I mention I loved writing Jin? Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:17:06 Fun Fact: I forget why Wily's morals became clues to where he was. I think it was some kind of contest or something. But then, given what the morals were, does it really matter? Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:20:20 Changing scenes can be a tricky thing. For the record, I think the way the scene transistions in ADW went are some of my best writing. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:24:22 Kopi Roll was not a canon character until Mega Man Powered Up. But her boobs were not Double Ds, sadly. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:27:24 Doctor Wily was and still is the single best Mega Man series villian ever. PERIOD. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:31:43 I am guilty of using photoshop filters in this comic. Sue me. Posted on: 12 December 2007, 02:34:34 Yes, Nibbles could have just eaten Chimera. But what fun would that have been? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Chron on 12 December 2007, 02:39:28 This is now my new favorite comic.
why did I never get to see this before oh, wait I was at Dash only or something ): Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Xero on 12 December 2007, 02:40:01 Epic win.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 02:41:28 The endgame of the comic tied up all the loose ends nicely. And as a bonus there was even a special epilogue comic!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: NovaMan XP on 12 December 2007, 02:41:36 "i hat u diediedie kwixman suks"
xD Truly, this is the greatest comic ever made. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 02:45:09 Aaaan this will do it. THIS my dear friends, was Ask Doctor Wily. I hope you enjoyed the epic win of it all.
:: raises glass :: To the good old days! I now open the floor to questions for the good doctor. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Xero on 12 December 2007, 02:47:39 Dr.Wily. What role are you playing in the subspace army?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: NovaMan XP on 12 December 2007, 02:49:51 He'll obviously play the main villain. I don't think he needed to answer that Xero. ;P
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 02:50:38 Dr.Wily. What role are you playing in the subspace army? >:( - "Ach, Leader off course!" Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 12 December 2007, 02:53:47 Oh wow, that's the second time I read all that in one sitting. I'll probably do it again some day, too. :D
I remember with ADW2, you asked us to draw a comic, and I drew one... a very horrible one. XD ...My drawing skills are better now. <_< So anyway... Dr. Wily, when will you finally destroy MMM? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Chron on 12 December 2007, 02:54:28 Dr. Wily, I know you've heard this dozens of times before, but is it possible to make a robot master out of met helmets that shoots spike traps?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 03:02:19 Dr. Wily, when will you finally destroy MMM? >:( - "Ach, do you SEE any Mega Man Matrix up right now? BWA HA HA HA HAHAHA!!!" Dr. Wily, I know you've heard this dozens of times before, but is it possible to make a robot master out of met helmets that shoots spike traps? >:( - "Ach, do you people ever stop to ZHINK about zhese questions before you ask zhem? Nein. Vhat en your right mind vould make you zhink I could make zee Robot Master out of zuch a zhing? Do you know hou much zenny zhat material runs? I can't afford to buy enough to make an entire Robot Master out of, cha? Und even if I COULD, to do more than form eet into a crude Met helmet shape ees next to IMPOSSIBLE. Zhis ees vhy I don't discuss Robot Master design vith you zimpletons. Do you haff a degree from Robert Engineering University? NEIN. Now, if you don't mind, I haff zee vurk to do, cha?" Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Chron on 12 December 2007, 03:07:15 Alright, alright. A stupid question, but it had to be asked so we could get it out of the way for the real meat and potatoes of this discussion.
Do you know what Dr. Light really uses Roll for? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Teelio on 12 December 2007, 03:09:46 Dr. Wily, have you ever thought about neutering Chron?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 03:14:44 Do you know what Dr. Light really uses Roll for? >:( - "Cha, vhy do you zhink he has dual citizenship en both zee US und Japan?" Dr. Wily, have you ever thought about neutering Chron? >:( - "Cha." Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 12 December 2007, 03:23:14 Dr.Wily, what are your thoughts on the Nintendo Wii?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Orange Devil on 12 December 2007, 04:02:44 Dr. Wily, will there be a current series of the "Ask Dr. Wily" comic?
Also, is cake considered bread? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Machine Man on 12 December 2007, 04:06:16 Well, I just read the comic from start to finish. Great comic.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 04:28:41 Thanks. It's the penicle of my sprite comic work.
Dr.Wily, what are your thoughts on the Nintendo Wii? >:( - "Ach, I haff better zhings to do zhen play zhese zimple games, cha? Vell, actually, zee other day I DID play a quick game off Vii boxing vith Heat Man. I lost. Stupid machine! Nintendo shall pay for zhiz embarresment! Mein next attack vill level zheir pretty headquarters! ZHEN ve'll see who has ze last lauch, cha?" Dr. Wily, will there be a current series of the "Ask Dr. Wily" comic? >:( - "Ach, getting greedy are ve, huh? TWO questions? BAH. Perhaps a few hours vith Hard Man vill help your manners, cha?" Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Orange Devil on 12 December 2007, 04:30:19 You are just covering up for not knowing the answers you miserable old coot.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 04:32:55 I think you're going to find out just how HARD Hard Man is my boy.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Edgecrusher on 12 December 2007, 04:50:35 Good times. I miss those days.
Hey doc, why was it we held a trial against you again? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Johncarllos on 12 December 2007, 05:26:21 Great stuff.
"BLESS ME BAGPIPES!" is the only thing that made me lol though. Dr. Wily, What can I do to get Fun Bux? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: DJSonic on 12 December 2007, 08:10:42 Hey doc, why was it we held a trial against you again? I'm not entirely sure, but I think it was something about ProtoMan, peeing and towels. (http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg312/tehdeejmatrix/wilytrials/dash-camera1.jpg) (http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg312/tehdeejmatrix/wilytrials/dash-camera2.jpg) (http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg312/tehdeejmatrix/wilytrials/dash-camera3.jpg) (http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg312/tehdeejmatrix/wilytrials/dash-camera4.jpg) (http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg312/tehdeejmatrix/wilytrials/dash-camera5.jpg) (http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg312/tehdeejmatrix/wilytrials/wily-security1.jpg) (http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg312/tehdeejmatrix/wilytrials/wily-security2.jpg) (http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg312/tehdeejmatrix/wilytrials/wily-security3.jpg) To (hopefully) be concluded. ::) Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 14:31:29 Great stuff. Then you are indeed a soulless man. Dr. Wily, What can I do to get Fun Bux? Those are awarded by ME, not the good Doctor. And there is no real rhyme or reason to thier dispersal. Uh... trial... I think it had to do with Wily flashing some poor girl. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: White Shadow on 12 December 2007, 16:07:37 Good times, indeed.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Yubi Shines on 12 December 2007, 16:52:21 Doctor Wily, how do you take your tea? Cream? Sugar? Acid?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Aresian on 12 December 2007, 16:55:01 Dr. Wily, when the hell am I going to see the next batch of Ask Doctor Wily?
I demand MOAR! MOAR DAMNIT! Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: DJSonic on 12 December 2007, 17:05:01 Good times, indeed. Indeed. Too bad my entry wasn't as funny... Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 21:01:53 Doctor Wily, how do you take your tea? Cream? Sugar? Acid? >:( - "Ach, vith milk, like MISTER T." Dr. Wily, when the hell am I going to see the next batch of Ask Doctor Wily? >:( - "Vhen you ask? Vell, I don't haff much to do zhese days vhat vith zee recession und all. But rest asured zhat I shall return to mein rollercoaster ride off revenge against zee Matrix shortly after Mega Man 9 ees released, cha?" Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 12 December 2007, 21:19:24 These are amazingly well done! Love'em! XD
-Dr.Wily? Can you say my name in German? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 12 December 2007, 21:55:21 Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 13 December 2007, 00:54:27 Dr.Wily, what is love and why do fools fall in it?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Dr. on 13 December 2007, 00:57:29 I call a trial on Wily for his constant insubordination, assaults and terrorism!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Slugkid on 13 December 2007, 01:46:44 Dr wily, is there any page where I can see all of this comics one by one, with an arrow that says next or something? The topic is killing my RAM.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 13 December 2007, 14:37:44 Dr.Wily, what is love and why do fools fall in it? >:( - "Ach, because love ees zee zecond hand emotion. Zhat ees vhy I zhall never fall en love, because I zettle for only FIRST HAND emotions zuch as greed!" I call a trial on Wily for his constant insubordination, assaults and terrorism! Baby steps there son. Baby steps. The higher ups will determine when and if the old man has broken any laws of consequence. Dr wily, is there any page where I can see all of this comics one by one, with an arrow that says next or something? The topic is killing my RAM. >:( - "BWA HA HA HA HA! NOW ZEE VURLD ESS MINE!" No, but seriously, no. I don't have time to make an ADW archive page right now. So you'll just have to stop the page loading and then save the target of each comic for now. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 13 December 2007, 23:57:40 Dr.Wily, why do you choose to surround yourself with male robots? Why didn't you make 'em all fembots instead?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Johncarllos on 14 December 2007, 00:05:28 I'm not looking in this topic again until it's on to page 2.
I have DSL and I took 6 minutes loading this. Only 1 more post, GO! Dr. Wily, can you please post in this topic to hasten the arrival of the second page? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 14 December 2007, 00:13:54 I just stop the topic from loading and read the new posts.
It was a lot worse on Technoized where they had over 200 sprite comic pages on one page. I managed to read it all on Dial-Up somehow. XD Dr. Wily, what do the Zetsaber and X-Buster do in MegaMan Legends? Posted on: 13 December 2007, 19:13:22 Oops. Looks like I saved the topic. XD Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Dr. on 14 December 2007, 00:14:07 <333 Techno the comic.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: White Shadow on 15 December 2007, 13:47:01 Dr. Wily, what do you say about this footage of you trying to acquire a nuke in your young years? http://youtube.com/watch?v=V0MVuWDc5RQ
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Dr. on 15 December 2007, 15:16:10 That's some strong evidence.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 15 December 2007, 17:43:53 Dr. Wily, what do you say about this footage of you trying to acquire a nuke in your young years? http://youtube.com/watch?v=V0MVuWDc5RQ >:( - "Ach, zhat ees CLEARLY un imposter! Mein handsome contanance ees void off zee beard, cha? Only zhose vith zomething to hide haff zee beard... right Thomas?" Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 15 December 2007, 18:24:54 Dr.Wily, would you agree the Phillips CD-i is the greatest game system ever?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Blitzkrieg on 16 December 2007, 05:17:14 Dr. Wily, where IS Waldo?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 16 December 2007, 05:34:05 Dr. Wily, you know the black bits in bananas? ......... Are they turantulas' eggs?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 16 December 2007, 05:49:18 Dr. Wily, in your childhood, who was your best friend?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 16 December 2007, 06:05:22 Dude, don't you remember anything? Dr.Wily didn't have friends because he didn't have any cool toys, that's why all of robots look like children's toys, because now he's the coolest kid on the block with all of his destructive robot toys.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Blitzkrieg on 16 December 2007, 19:14:41 Better question.
Dr. Wily, when will you release your death grip on Matrix? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: KPL on 17 December 2007, 00:05:57 Dr Wily: What's the best thing that ever happened to you?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 17 December 2007, 05:41:37 Dr.Wily, would you agree the Phillips CD-i is the greatest game system ever? >:( - "You zeem to zhink zhat zee Phillips CD-i ees gut? HA HA HA! Your veak mind reveals itself. Ve all know zhat zee best system ever vas zee NES. Vhy, zhat's vhat mein best capers are on." Dr. Wily, where IS Waldo? >:( - "Ach, zee more important question ess WHO ees Waldo, cha?" Dr. Wily, you know the black bits in bananas? ......... Are they turantulas' eggs? >:( - "Ach, not unless "turantulas' eggs" ees slang vor "monkey fecies" Dr. Wily, in your childhood, who was your best friend? >:( - "Ach, mein best fruend? Hmmm... zhat ess un goot question. Off all zee fruends I've had een mein life, zee best von vould be me. Zhat's right. I'm mein own best fruend. Who else but me could comprehend mein genius, cha?" Better question. >:( - "Ach, ass soon ass Mega Man ees confirmed for Brawl." Dr Wily: What's the best thing that ever happened to you? >:( - "Vonce I got zee autograph off zee famous comedian Carrot Top. Before I dropped him into zee pit off force beams und spikes." Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 17 December 2007, 05:50:53 Dr. Wily, in the all the OVA's and videos I've seen, you never have a German accent, only in the old MegaMan cartoon... Why is that? >_>
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 17 December 2007, 14:30:38 Dr. Wily, in the all the OVA's and videos I've seen, you never have a German accent, only in the old MegaMan cartoon... Why is that? >_> >:( - "Ach, bad dubs. Zee end." Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: KPL on 17 December 2007, 15:14:04 Wily, I was wondering. If there was a robot master that you'd consider most valuable. Which one would that be, and why?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 17 December 2007, 15:16:49 Dr. Wily, what's your favourite book? I'm looking for recommendations.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 17 December 2007, 18:40:36 Dr. Wily, let's say you were announced for Brawl, and not Mega Man. What would you say?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Teelio on 17 December 2007, 21:41:54 Dr. Wily, where's Waldo? Seriously, he's pissing me off now.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: CM on 17 December 2007, 21:59:31 Dr. Wily why does it burn when I pee? And why don't you pick up my phone calls any more?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 17 December 2007, 23:16:54 Once again I ask.
Dr.Wily, why do you choose to surround yourself with male robots? Why didn't you make 'em all fembots instead? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Xearez on 18 December 2007, 13:17:11 If bass was your most powerful creation(until zero)why didnt you make 5 of him to attack megaman at the same time?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: NovaMan XP on 18 December 2007, 21:41:01 Dr. Wily, how much money does it take to make robots?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Abominator on 18 December 2007, 22:12:19 I don't think Radio Shack takes Wily Fun Bux...
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 18 December 2007, 22:18:40 They did, and now they are out of business.
And I'm reasonably sure it would require more resources than Wily has/had available to make 5 Bass'. Otherwise Light would've made 5 MegaMans. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Xearez on 19 December 2007, 19:55:09 Then make lots Metalmen mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!(etc etc)
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 19 December 2007, 20:57:01 They did, and now they are out of business. Dude. He made like... over 65 Robot Masters... just to kill one robot. Although I am with the same boat as you. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 19 December 2007, 21:19:24 Bass and MM are vastly superior in design and resource consumption to Robot Masters, I think. And he only figured out how to make Bass by MM7, so resources used before then to make robots aren't part of the discussion.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: KPL on 20 December 2007, 10:03:43 They did, and now they are out of business. I don't think it's a matter of resources, but of ethics. It's a robot with a mind of it's own, a unique being. I think Dr. Light didn't want to make 'clones' of Megaman, for he considered him a person (which he was, except for the robot body and abilities). Wily on the other hand, was solely bound on world domination through any means necessary. So he created various Robot Masters and a few more unique specimens. This is just one man's opinion, mind you. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 20 December 2007, 10:15:41 Well I was thinking more of other robots as sophisticated as MM, but yeah sure that too.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 21 December 2007, 15:11:57 Wily, I was wondering. If there was a robot master that you'd consider most valuable. Which one would that be, and why? >:( - "Ach, zhat von ees quite easy to answer, cha? Zhat vould be Zolid Gold Jewl Encrusted Man." Dr. Wily, what's your favourite book? I'm looking for recommendations. >:( - "Ach, zee days off zee old style analog "book". How I miss zhose days... Mein reccomendation for zee good book to read, azuming you CAN read (a big azumption for zee folks around here), vould be Animal Farm by George Orwell or Mrs. Frisby und zee Rats off NIMH by Robert C. O'Brien. I vould be happy to zend Book Man to your house to "read" zhem to you, cha? HA HA HA HA HAHAHA..." Dr. Wily, let's say you were announced for Brawl, and not Mega Man. What would you say? >:( - "Zee best zhing about being announced for Brawl isn't being een it, eet's tellling mein friends online I am!" Dr. Wily, where's Waldo? Seriously, he's pissing me off now. >:( - "Ach, now ZHIS ees closer to zee level of literary proficiency I vould expect from members off zhis site. Can't even find Waldo een zee picture book? No vonder eet vas so easy to gain dominance over zhis site. He's right zhere, next to YOUR MOMMA!" Dr. Wily why does it burn when I pee? And why don't you pick up my phone calls any more? >:( - "Mega Man destroyed Phone Man last veek." Once again I ask. >:( - "Ach, because zhat VON UPPER Thomas Light has un monopoly on zee female robot parts. He needs zhem to keep his OWN female robot... running. If you catch mein drift. Let's just zay vinning academic awards does not pay as vell as robbing banks, cha?" If bass was your most powerful creation(until zero)why didnt you make 5 of him to attack megaman at the same time? >:( - "Come back after you've taken a few classes on economics und resource supply, cha?" Dr. Wily, how much money does it take to make robots? >:( - "Zee average robot master costs me roughly 15 million Wily Funbux. For more advanced Robots like Bass und King zee cost sky rockets to over 7.3 Trillion Wily Funbux. Und Zero, HA, don't even ask how much I've sunk into him." Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Blitzkrieg on 21 December 2007, 16:41:56 Dr. Wily, you've done a lot of bad things in your life, and I'm assuming you're probably going to burn in hell, so I've got a question for you. What are you going to do when you come face to face with Satan?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 21 December 2007, 20:01:58 I think it's going to be something like this...
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 22 December 2007, 01:58:55 Dr. Wily, what's the current exchange rate from Wily Funbux to U.S. dollars?
Love, Sleepless in Seattle. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 22 December 2007, 03:44:29 What do YOU care aboot US dollars?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 22 December 2007, 05:25:01 Dr.Wily, what the hell were you on when you thought up and then built Springman?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Blitzkrieg on 22 December 2007, 06:42:00 And where can I get some?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 22 December 2007, 08:37:48 What do YOU care aboot US dollars? It's easier for him, and mine are worth more. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 22 December 2007, 19:02:20 Fine, fine, FINE. WhatEVER.
Dr. Wily, why is Mikero such a dookie-face? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 22 December 2007, 20:27:45 Dr. Wily, where can I go to exchange for Wily Fun Bux?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 22 December 2007, 20:31:36 Dr. Wily... i can has funbux?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Slugkid on 22 December 2007, 20:42:30 Dr. wily doesn't give Wily Fun Bux, Rez does.
... Rez...WIND can has funbux? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 22 December 2007, 21:01:05 Dr. Wily, I just took a math test. The question and my answer is below. However, my teacher marked it wrong. What is the right answer?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Xearez on 22 December 2007, 21:15:58 That is the right answer to me.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: KPL on 23 December 2007, 02:02:38 Dr. Wily, I just took a math test. The question and my answer is below. However, my teacher marked it wrong. What is the right answer? Heh, I've seen quite a lot of those fly around on teh interwebs before. Neato. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 31 December 2007, 23:55:53 Dr.Wily, is Scatman one of your creations?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Voulnet on 1 January 2008, 02:18:38 Hey Dr.Wily, I don't know if this has been mentioned before, but why did Abe take all this time to bring the board back?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 1 January 2008, 19:52:44 ^ El niño.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Johncarllos on 1 January 2008, 20:16:28 OMG there is two of these now.
Did I catch it during the topic move? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Jakey on 1 January 2008, 20:18:00 Dear Mr. Wily,
why Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Johncarllos on 1 January 2008, 20:21:16 The other one disappeared....
It was in the General forum for a bit... Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: White Shadow on 18 February 2008, 18:24:54 Just realized this was never stickied as it should have been.
Dr. Wily, where the hell are you? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 18 February 2008, 18:25:33 Dr.Wily, can I have it back?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Chron on 18 February 2008, 18:43:52 Dr. Wily, is Sano asking about something he never had in the first place?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 18 February 2008, 19:26:35 Just realized this was never stickied as it should have been. McDonald's. (http://www.legorobotcomics.com/comics/60.jpg) Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Chron on 18 February 2008, 19:33:20 I think that's a fair answer, actually.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 18 February 2008, 20:10:16 Dr. Wily, when will the preparations for THAT be finished?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 18 February 2008, 20:11:35 Dr. Wily, when will the preparations for THAT be finished?GATTAI!? GATTAI!!! Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Lunchebox on 19 February 2008, 09:52:15 Doc... Do you think Rez would ever want to start up Ask Dr. Wily, if I was willing to draw it?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Johncarllos on 20 February 2008, 19:45:09 Dr. Wily, did you know that every day you're away Thomas Light contributes more to the well being of humanity?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 20 February 2008, 19:51:28 Dr. Wily, did you know that every day you're away Thomas Light contributes more to the well being of humanity? >:( - "Ach, haff you BEEN to MegamanXXX? Zhat old lech ees contributing to zee moral degredation off our values." Dr. Wily, when will the preparations for THAT be finished? >:( - "Vhat? Your diaper? I told you I'm not een to zhat. GO AWAY." Just realized this was never stickied as it should have been. >:( - "Ach, I vas building more Robot Masters for Mega Man 9." Doc... Do you think Rez would ever want to start up Ask Dr. Wily, if I was willing to draw it? Didn't we try that before? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 February 2008, 20:27:34 E'yup, you did.
Dr.Wily, how much money does a Skull Castle cost? 'Cause I couldn't help but notice you've constructed more than a few over the years, and most of 'em have been blown up and stuff too. I mean, has being a villain ever even been profitable for you, at all? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Lunchebox on 20 February 2008, 22:00:39 Well yeah, but I have a tablet now, so it won't be a complete bitch to draw in paint.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 February 2008, 22:05:00 Lunche has a point. A point that'll pierce the Heavens.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 21 February 2008, 15:02:44 Well yeah, but I have a tablet now, so it won't be a complete bitch to draw in paint. We'll talk about it then. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Chron on 22 February 2008, 00:04:26 Dr. Wily, could you give us any hints on what new Robot Masters you are building for Mega Man 9?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Rama Olendris on 22 February 2008, 20:32:48 Dr. Wily,
Have you ever read the book "How to be a Genius" by Andre de Guillaume? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: White Shadow on 23 February 2008, 16:00:39 He wrote it. It's his nom de plume.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Yubi Shines on 26 February 2008, 12:04:25 Dr. Wily, have you made any contributions to medical science? Seems it could always use more geniuses.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 26 February 2008, 19:29:35 There is a big difference between evil geniuses and normal geniuses.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: AlexThePenguin on 26 February 2008, 20:37:15 Dr. Wily, what did you get your doctorate in initially?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Xero on 26 February 2008, 22:05:11 Dr.Wily....do you know how to raise children >:D
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 26 February 2008, 23:15:28 Dr. Wily, have you made any contributions to medical science? Seems it could always use more geniuses. Uh... Dr.Wily builds robots, he doesn't heal people. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 27 February 2008, 06:47:20 Dr., why lee?
(Oh hah ahaha ha...... lame.) Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: jad on 27 February 2008, 06:56:15 Jad:Dr wily, >:( "STAY THE HECK AWAY FROM ME YOU...NOOB!!! All of you stop with the questions! I feel..so..violated.."
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 27 February 2008, 07:08:25 Mikero: You can tell it's me talking now.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Johncarllos on 27 February 2008, 11:24:19 Breaking the rules...
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: White Shadow on 27 February 2008, 15:30:57 Mikero: You can tell it's me talking now. Mikero: I'm impersonating people. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Lunchebox on 27 February 2008, 17:24:40 Telsa: With my Science I can now conquer the known world!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 27 February 2008, 17:34:35 Dr. Light: Wockman, yoove gots to stop doctuh willy! ....am I doing it wight?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Yubi Shines on 27 February 2008, 18:20:27 Telsa: With my Science I can now conquer the known world! Nikola Tesla spent the end days of his life crazy and trying to develop a death ray. Tesla was rad. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Lunchebox on 27 February 2008, 18:41:38 Telsa: With my Science I can now conquer the known world! And he wasn't even doing it for the premium ass the career alloted him. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Edgecrusher on 27 February 2008, 18:53:25 Tesla be pimpin'.
And nothing is sexier than tossed bloomers. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Lunchebox on 27 February 2008, 18:54:45 I bet she flashed him a little ankle as well.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Edgecrusher on 27 February 2008, 19:08:10 How scandalous!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Lunchebox on 27 February 2008, 19:09:51 A woman of questionable morals, no doubt.
It's almost as bad as if she were to wear PANTS. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 27 February 2008, 19:30:11 If time travel is ever invented, they need to put warning signs up for women.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Lunchebox on 27 February 2008, 19:38:33 "Warning, if traveling to X time period, make sure you are properly attire, so as to avoid scandal".
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 27 February 2008, 19:40:05 "When travelling to any year past the year 2144, please make sure that you are entirely naked."
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 27 February 2008, 23:00:51 If time travel is ever invented Right. That's an interesting little piece of text there. Once you have the ability to travel through time, measuring time becomes irrelevant. Therefore that sentence is rendered obsolete as time travel "has been invented" and "will be invented" at the same time. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Majikn on 27 February 2008, 23:28:30 I'd just distinguish the time traveler's clock from time as everyone else observes it to avoid miscommunication.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 27 February 2008, 23:34:22 Time isn't actually measurable. We just force it to see that way so that we can perceive it.
Much like drawing; You force depth to make something look 3D when it can't possibly be 3D as it's on paper and stuck in the second dimension. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Majikn on 27 February 2008, 23:36:33 Well, I wasn't saying otherwise. But the easiest way of perceiving it that I can see is what I said above.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 28 February 2008, 00:34:42 MIKE YOU RUIN HUMOR WITH LOGIC
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 28 February 2008, 00:48:25 Humour is not actually ruinable.
Blah blah blah. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 28 February 2008, 00:50:35 Tell that to yuri.
He doesn't use logic either. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Edgecrusher on 28 February 2008, 05:12:29 Thundercleese: "TIME IS AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT CREATED BY CARBON-BASED LIFE-FORMS TO MONITOR THEIR ONGOING DECAY."
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Lunchebox on 2 March 2008, 03:03:44 Okay, Doc.
We've all been hearing the rumors, and with the recent release of this promo, I gotta ask! Is it coming back? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 3 March 2008, 05:07:56 .... Yeeeeeeee!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 3 March 2008, 11:46:01 Glee!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: NovaMan XP on 3 March 2008, 21:01:31 Wee!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 3 March 2008, 22:43:39 Fer sheezee.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 4 March 2008, 16:09:48 ...been.... so.... F'ING... busy T_T
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 5 March 2008, 02:10:28 Less complainy, more Wily-y.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 5 March 2008, 02:53:57 Every post in this page ends/rhymes with eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
EDIT: I swear to God, don't get technical with Rez's posty. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 5 March 2008, 02:55:52 We're aware of that and trying to keep it all going, Chaos V!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 5 March 2008, 02:56:36 I know, but I like redundancy!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 5 March 2008, 02:56:59 Well that's A-OK with me!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: NovaMan XP on 5 March 2008, 03:00:08 I have to go pee.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Winged Warrior on 5 March 2008, 03:14:24 I'm contributing... Good lord whats wrong with me...?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Johncarllos on 5 March 2008, 03:15:05 Not funny.
I love Wii. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 5 March 2008, 03:16:23 Pants.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 5 March 2008, 03:22:54 Quelle surprise.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Winged Warrior on 5 March 2008, 03:30:27 Pants. Look at how sano rants. Don't let him shift your stance. new rhyme scheme, rhyme with pants. and it took me too long to think of the word chants. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 5 March 2008, 04:15:30 Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: AlexThePenguin on 5 March 2008, 05:38:25 I think your Sarcasm meter is off, Sano.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 5 March 2008, 07:45:09 So is his spell check.
"Comming." Honestly. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 6 March 2008, 11:49:13 I know. Seriously.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 6 March 2008, 17:57:50 Really though. Really.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 8 March 2008, 11:27:06 I mean, comme on.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 8 March 2008, 20:06:54 Dr. Wily, how long can a person chew a piece of gum before it ceases to exist?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Orange Devil on 8 March 2008, 22:45:33 Dr. Wily, will you play me in Pogs?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 9 March 2008, 00:26:42 Dr.Wily, what's your opinion on same sex marriages?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Lunchebox on 9 March 2008, 02:18:42 Dr. Wily, how long can a person chew a piece of gum before it ceases to exist? The person or the piece of gum? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 9 March 2008, 02:20:21 I was actually going to add something like that originally.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 15 March 2008, 22:46:17 Tonight... the Doctor is IN.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 15 March 2008, 23:15:23 Dr.Wily, why do bad things happen to good people?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Voulnet on 15 March 2008, 23:44:50 Obama or Clinton, Dr.Wily?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 16 March 2008, 04:01:39 How often do you bathe, Doc?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 16 March 2008, 16:25:00 Dr. Wily, how long can a person chew a piece of gum before it ceases to exist? >:( - "Ach, you are as bad as zee children who ask "how many licks does eet take to get to zee center of zee tootsie pop". Eet es scientifically impossible to determine such a zhing. Vhat do I look like, un Owl vith zee cap und monocle?" Dr. Wily, will you play me in Pogs? >:( - "Vas es zhis? You vish me to waste mien valuable time throwing cardboard circles at each other? I haff ze ultimate plan to rule zee vurld to complete. However, zince I am ze caring type I vill send over Metal Man. He can throw ze discs at you, cha?" Dr.Wily, what's your opinion on same sex marriages? >:( - "Gott in Himmel! I leave ze politics to ze politicians, cha? But if you vant to marry ze man, zhen do vhat ever floats your boat." Dr.Wily, why do bad things happen to good people? >:( - "Zhey don't. If ze bad zhing happens zhen zhey are bad, obviously." Obama or Clinton, Dr.Wily? >:( - "Ach, I am ze registered independent. I shall be casting mien vote for the only candidate vith ze answers to all our problems: Congress Man." How often do you bathe, Doc? >:( - "Ach, I am German, not French you twit! For such an insult I zhall be sure your house is ze first to fall under the reign of mien new Robot Masters." Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 16 March 2008, 16:44:15 Well, #####.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 16 March 2008, 21:16:35 Dr.Wily, what new robot masters do you have in the works currently?
Dr. Wily, how long can a person chew a piece of gum before it ceases to exist? That was my question! Like three times even! ^_^ Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Johncarllos on 16 March 2008, 21:37:07 Dr. Wily, if you were captured, hypothetically, and forced to watch a television show as a form of torture, which show would kill you first?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Blitzkrieg on 16 March 2008, 21:52:02 And if you had to perform in a certain torturous gameshow, would it be this one?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6lF32zoAo3w Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 16 March 2008, 23:40:27 Dear Dr. Wily:
Ready to Tanqueray? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 17 March 2008, 23:01:16 Who will win the Final Four, Dr. Wily?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: NovaMan XP on 17 March 2008, 23:41:00 Dr. Wily, what do you have to say to those who spell your name as "Dr. Wiley"?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 17 March 2008, 23:43:23 Doc, have you ever thought about settling down, finding a nice Mrs., having some kids, and living out the rest of your life in peace with society?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Orange Devil on 18 March 2008, 00:30:19 Dr. Wily, who is your biggest crush?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 22 March 2008, 00:31:59 Dr. Wily, if you were captured, hypothetically, and forced to watch a television show as a form of torture, which show would kill you first? >:( - "Ach, zee von vith zee knife zhat zhoots out off zee screen, cha?" And if you had to perform in a certain torturous gameshow, would it be this one? >:( - "Zhat's vhat zee Mega Man 5 Robot Master are for, cha?" Dear Dr. Wily: >:( - "If by Tanqueray you mean "Take over zee vurld", zhen cha, I am." Who will win the Final Four, Dr. Wily? >:( - "Guts Man." Dr. Wily, what do you have to say to those who spell your name as "Dr. Wiley"? >:( - "Nothing. No von who has spelled mein name like zhat ess still alive." Doc, have you ever thought about settling down, finding a nice Mrs., having some kids, and living out the rest of your life in peace with society? >:( - "Ach, off course mein boy. Und I still plan to do zhat. Right after I CRUSH ZHAT INFERNAL MEGA MAN UND TAKE OVER ZEE VURLD!!!!!!!! WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Dr. Wily, who is your biggest crush? >:( - "Hard Man. He can compact und crush over 400 metric tons. Compare zhat to "Guts" Man who can only compact und crush over 379 metric tons. Und zhey zay Thomas ess zee vurld's greatest Robotisist. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 22 March 2008, 00:53:35 Dr.Wily, what's your opinion on Gutsman's sexy, welltoned ass?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: NovaMan XP on 22 March 2008, 00:54:15 It doesn't compare to HardMan's.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 22 March 2008, 01:24:23 Dr.Wily, what's your opinion on Gutsman's sexy, welltoned ass? >:( - "Ach, DUH NUH!!!!" Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 22 March 2008, 02:00:45 >_< Guts Man isn't an NCAA team!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 22 March 2008, 02:26:50 It is now!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 22 March 2008, 22:51:03 >_< Guts Man isn't an NCAA team! Then why is he going to win? HUH? Maybe you should ask Dr. Wily THAT smart guy. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 23 March 2008, 01:04:39 Dr.Wily, what's are your thoughts on the lame villain from Battle Network who stole your name and hairstyle?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 23 March 2008, 02:02:57 Dr. Wily, what are your thoughts on the lame tighty whities Sano is wearing OVER TOP of his jeans in his sprite there?
>_< Guts Man isn't an NCAA team! Eh, euh... Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: AlexThePenguin on 24 March 2008, 23:33:42 Dr. Wily, what kind of noodles are your favourite?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Teelio on 27 March 2008, 00:24:43 Dr. Wily, what is your opinion about the new Speed Racer movie?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Yubi Shines on 8 April 2008, 09:15:38 Dr. Wily, what is your opinion about the new Speed Racer movie? (hysterical anguished screams) NEVER MENTION THAT MONSTER EVER AGAIN. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Fatso on 9 April 2008, 00:21:09 Dr. Wily, are you going to smite Yubi Shines for answering questions in your thread?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 9 April 2008, 04:42:36 Dr. Wily, why does Fatso think Yubi Shines answered a question? Does it have to do with his fatness?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Orange Devil on 14 April 2008, 15:19:29 Dr. Wily, If a tree falls in a town, but everyone from the town is in the forest where another tree falls, except for one guy, who is wearing headphones and playing his music really loud, but his music has the sound of a tree falling in it, and he SEES a tree fall, and all of the people who were origionally in the town but are now in the forest hear THEIR tree fall but they don't see it,
A) Does the tree in the forest physically fall, or just make a sound? B) Does the tree in the town make a sound? B1) If yes, does anyone else hear it? C) Does the tree that the man is hearing on his headphones actually fall? C1) If yes, where does it fall? C2) If no, where would it have fallen? D) How many trees (daily) that appear to be falling (sound wise or sight wise) actually fall? E) Is there any way for us to REALLY know? This is important. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Xzeemo on 29 April 2008, 16:02:17 O.o
*mind asplodes* Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 7 May 2008, 12:49:09 Dr.Wily! Where are my keys!? :'(
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: megajosh2 on 11 May 2008, 21:51:54 Dr. Wily? What the #####? I always wanted to know.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Winged Warrior on 11 May 2008, 23:03:30 Doctor.
I heard a nasty rumour that there is an alternative dimension you trying to kill off the internet. Would this because in that dimension Roll is a twelve year old and though you are a villain, you are not a pedifile? And if that is truly the case, do you have any plans to end his suffering by sending him your sweet roll H? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: XJ on 21 July 2008, 14:33:40 Dr. Wily, WHY SO SERIOUS?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ReploidQ on 28 July 2008, 18:37:06 Dr. Wily What should I make for lunch?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 29 July 2008, 01:09:24 You've revived the Demonic topic!
You've doomed us all! Now begins an age of chaos and darkness! Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 29 July 2008, 03:00:48 Quiet you. XJ hit the button first.
Besides, this thread is awesome. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Dragster on 4 August 2008, 11:23:43 Dr. Wily, how come the Mboard is still up when you've taken over MMM? Why not just shut it down when you have the chance?
Off topic: For anyone who remembers me; I'm back! Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Abominator on 4 August 2008, 11:57:27 (Hi there)
And I can answer that one, it's because I have strongarmed this directory back from the Wily forces, but the rest of the site eludes me for the time being. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Winged Warrior on 4 August 2008, 23:21:04 Damn you Procrastination man.
You have thwarted us for the last time. For now, Abe must channel all his energy to defeat the preventers, who keep preventing the prevention of... something... Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: AlexThePenguin on 22 March 2009, 22:42:51 So, Dr. Wily...
What's it like being dead? I mean, what with the year's worth of lifelessness and not breathing, it's got to be pretty interesting. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 22 March 2009, 22:44:48 If he's dead, then why can't we get back the site?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: AlexThePenguin on 22 March 2009, 22:45:53 Maybe he died after swallowing some key component that we now can't remove from his body.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 22 March 2009, 22:47:47 We can get it, none of us really wanna try though :S
I bet it's the key for the site, he swallowed the #####ing key, didn't he? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: AlexThePenguin on 22 March 2009, 22:49:59 Either that or implanted it into his basic muscle tissue.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 22 March 2009, 22:50:49 The scrawny bastard has no muscle..
BACK TO THE SHOW YOURSELF TOPIC! Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 23 March 2009, 15:06:52 Concrete Man killed him, didn't you see the end of Mega Man 9? You'll all just have to wait till Mega Man X happens so he can be revived by the virus BECAUSE INAFUNE SAN SAID SO AND HE'S SO KOOL LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: NovaMan XP on 23 March 2009, 19:41:16 no he comes bak as weil dont u see teh names are simlar
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: matrixman on 10 April 2009, 10:12:44 how do I change from noob to something else
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 10 April 2009, 13:33:25 By not being such a freakin' noob.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Chron on 10 April 2009, 13:46:45 Then why is your title "Super Robot"?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 10 April 2009, 14:49:54 =D
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Johncarllos on 10 April 2009, 14:54:29 =DDDDDDDDDDDD
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 10 April 2009, 17:33:12 how do I change from noob to something else That status is what you're born with good sir. When you registered for the Matrix, we scanned your DNA, skin cells, blood type, and even saliva. Each piece of data from you is analyzed, and thus you are given a title based on the results. There are no retakes. There is no escape. You've already chosen the pill. You. Sir. Are a Noob. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 11 April 2009, 01:19:23 Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 11 April 2009, 04:35:06 GEEZE MIKE YOU LIKE RUINING PEOPLE'S FUN. YOU LIKE IT DONT YOU? DONT YOU? DON- YEAH, I SEE THAT SMIRK OF ENJOYMENTYOUAREJUSTONEHECKOFA PARTYPOOPER.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: matrixman on 11 April 2009, 10:12:14 thanks chaosvortex but does that mean im a dork?
Posted on: 11 April 2009, 10:07:19 how do i get a picture? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 11 April 2009, 16:35:51 [Engaging serious mode]
No. I wasn't serious. You see, that's your second post. When you make 50 posts, you upgrade from Noob to Metall. 50 more to a Sniper Joe. 400 after that to a Robot Master. 500 after that to a Super Robot. It's just your post count and doesn't really mean anything. Although you might want to practice using a shift key like you were taught in typing/English class. As for the picture, you're talking about your avatar. Check your profile, then click Forum Profile Information. You can upload it there. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 11 April 2009, 19:58:26 How cute... he actually thought this thread was for asking REAL questions. Even if in his case it was a real DUMB question.
If the good Doctor were still around, he would probably say something like this: >:( - "Ach, vhat haff you never used zee "internets" before? You appear to barely be able to read und you are trying to use zhis forum? Gott in himmel. I zhould zend out Cut Man to take you to Hot Topic zo you can cut yourself like all the other kiddies your age seem to be doing. Leaf zee internet to zee adults und go back to watching Hanna Montana." Or something like that. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 11 April 2009, 20:30:25 You leave Hannah out of this!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: matrixman on 12 April 2009, 00:49:27 can i keep making words up to upgrade
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 12 April 2009, 01:02:04 If you think of a real good one then I think you should at least get that.
Like.. Sandaephrail, or Conjunctuate. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 12 April 2009, 01:03:04 GEEZE MIKE YOU LIKE RUINING PEOPLE'S FUN. YOU LIKE IT DONT YOU? DONT YOU? DON- YEAH, I SEE THAT SMIRK OF ENJOYMENTYOUAREJUSTONEHECKOFA PARTYPOOPER. I just like to make them keep posting because it's funny. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 12 April 2009, 01:24:31 Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: matrixman on 12 April 2009, 01:49:48 GAGA
Posted on: 12 April 2009, 01:48:52 googoolr Posted on: 12 April 2009, 01:49:19 sgrtbse Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Slugkid on 12 April 2009, 01:51:07 ASR
What have you done?! Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 12 April 2009, 01:52:35 Okay, now you need to think of 46 more in seperate posts, and none of them can be double-posts, and you'll be upgraded!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Chron on 12 April 2009, 02:16:25 Somebody kill it before it gets loose.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 12 April 2009, 02:18:14 We should have made it angry first.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Majikn on 12 April 2009, 03:20:25 This is worse than Jurassic Park.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Chron on 12 April 2009, 03:24:55 Except that if ASR made condors instead of this guy, I think we would still have a problem because condors are kind of noisy and smelly.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 12 April 2009, 03:38:18 This is worse than Jurassic Park. EVERYTHING is worse than Jurassic Park! Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Chron on 12 April 2009, 04:14:41 This is worse than Jurassic Park. Quoted, bolded and Protomanned for absolute truth. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 12 April 2009, 04:32:04 JURASSIC PARK WAS AWESOME! >:(
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 12 April 2009, 04:37:20 Which is why everything is worse than it.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 12 April 2009, 04:47:17 WAY TO PAY ATTENTION, WIND.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: matrixman on 13 April 2009, 10:50:32 jarrasic park is rubish megaman is way better
Posted on: 13 April 2009, 10:49:59 blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Chron on 13 April 2009, 13:37:58 So, do you post here when they let you out of special education?
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Slugkid on 13 April 2009, 19:48:50 I demand somebody make a picture of Jarassic park.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ASR on 14 April 2009, 01:20:57 On it.
But later. Actually no. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Slugkid on 14 April 2009, 20:47:04 But if nobody does it, then I'll have to do it!
Here's a preview. Guys.... please don't let me do it. Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 14 April 2009, 20:50:18 IT'S A JAR!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: matrixman on 18 April 2009, 21:13:42 does anybuddy here play switch in
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Mikero on 19 April 2009, 20:28:10 I'm not your buddy, guy.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Winged Warrior on 7 May 2009, 21:45:52 I'm not your Guy, Friend.
I LIVE! Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: preventerWIND on 7 May 2009, 22:11:11 He's not your friend, pal!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Xero on 9 January 2010, 18:03:12 Dr.Wily a question.
So how did you steal the robots in Mega Man 10? Did you use the Robotenza to corrupt them? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 9 January 2010, 21:08:44 He stole one from MegaPhil X.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 15 January 2010, 15:00:03 Dr.Wily a question. >:( - "Ach, you nit vitt. I told you, it's not MY fault. You don't listen to vell, do you? I may not be behind things ZHIS time, but rest assured I VILL be sure to turn zhem to mein advantage, cha?" Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Winged Warrior on 15 January 2010, 21:30:14 Dr Willy why do you hate Magmaman?
Alternately: What am I fighting for? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: ChaosVortex on 16 January 2010, 04:40:47 dr wiley how did you steal gamma he is a big robot and u have a small ufo also r u really alien???????
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: White Shadow on 6 October 2010, 16:08:47 Dear Dr. Wily,
you've had months to develop your next evil plan. Now, where is it? Citizens are walking the streets safely at night, children's laughter sounds everywhere and there's not a cloud on the horizon of robotic rebellion. I'm bored! Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Professor Hazard on 18 May 2011, 15:04:29 Dear ALBERT,
You have been chosen to receive a special offer from the Hazard Laboratories University of Cryptozoology at-home education program! For just $899 dollars, you too could begin living life to the limit with your new skill set! Please send a check or money order (made out to "CASH") to: HLUoC c/o The Red Priest 20XX Orchnestral Lane Hentai, Indiana 101XX Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: White Shadow on 27 May 2011, 09:52:28 Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Orange Devil on 28 May 2011, 17:01:32 Dear Dr. Wily
If someone was driving, hypothetically, and they inadvertently hit a cat, and maybe, by accident, that person might have taken the dead cat back home, and maybe by accident or something cooked it up and ate it with some Tsizaki sauce, would that person be ok? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Xero on 15 August 2018, 20:28:22 *Revives topic because of relevancy*
Looks like Rez-er...Dr Wily took over the official Mega Man Twitter account. https://twitter.com/MegaMan Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: LCrazy11 on 15 August 2018, 21:21:46 no one asked him about zero, that would have been funny
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: NovaMan XP on 15 August 2018, 22:50:40 I asked him if he liked the names "Serges" and "Isoc" but he never answered me. Oh well.
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: TheRedPriest on 16 August 2018, 18:25:54 HE STOLE MY BIT!
Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Xero on 16 August 2018, 18:47:56 Perhaps you should do something about it Rez.
Don on that mustache and get back to answering questions! So Dr.Wily. How can you be so certain that this "Double Gear" system of yours will work properly? Are the robots you stole even able to handle that much output? Title: Re: Ask Doctor Wily Post by: Orange Devil on 4 August 2020, 03:52:09 I have a question. Dr. Wily, the world is really messed up right now. There are cultural divides and a global pandemic and everyone is lost in this wormhole of existential dread, wondering if carbon emissions will shrink enough for us to see our grandkids. We are looking for answers, for guidance, for any morsel of philosophy to make this all ok. My question is what is your favorite flavor of pop tart and why? |