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His stash of Ashe p0rn.

[spoiler]How incestuous![/spoiler]

No wonder he's smiling.

Why else do you think he made her in his image.

He's vain and want's to fap to himself in female form.

I love you all.

Well, I don't care for Panda much yet. But you know what I mean.

Epic discussion is epic! This is ZX world, so wouldn't the book be like... able to project holographic and dare I say, interactive images? >_>

*tear* :(

You're all wrong.
It's a recipe for peanut butter fudge cookies.

Albert was hungry on the day that picture was taken so he had that cookbook with him.

The reason it's so big is because the recipe makes a lot of cookies, and they had to make room for the numbers because scientific notation is lost knowledge.

To think he'd have porn of Ashe in there...
... much less holographic porn. You all sadden me.

you could have said aile and i would have been like "yeah, ok" but noooooo

By looking at it you can only identify one big seam where the pages are. Theres a chance the book is a secret compartment.. to hide the actual cookies Chron has been talking about. And of course, gay-grey-pr0n. Seriously, he has a pedo-smile

[spoiler] he made Grey to be his succesor? My ass more like his butt-slave [/spoiler]

And thats the way the peanut butter fudge cookie crumbles.

Pfftttt incest is the best and Albert intends to put it to the test.

Just the same, we all know that ZX world is so advanced that interactive holographic porn is SO believeable.

Though I could go for some cookies.

IT'S THE BOOK OF RAGE!

+10 Wily funbux to the first person to get that.

Doesn't look like the book from Johnny Quest.

Damnit, I knew it was from a cartoon I used to watch.

##### you CV!

Doesn't look like the book from Johnny Quest.

That's because it's in QUEST WORLD.

Anyway, enjoy your spoils

:: ChaosVortex gets 10 Wily Funbux ::

:: ChaosVortex spends 10 Wily Funbux on hawt sex wif Asser ::

You wish.

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Hey Albert, my book is better than YOURS!

I wish I was here earlier, I got the ref. But I got some WFB in the last incarnation of the board so I'm not broke ('fer now).

Anyway that picture of Albert weirds me out hardcore. His head and shoulders (insert shampoo pun) work fine but he is misproportioned after that. His whole body is like 4 heads tall but he appears to be a grown man.

About 6 heads tall. Though I see exactly what you mean. Now that you point it out, it's bothering me. I always thought of him as super-tall.

Ohdeargod.

I recounted before I saw that image and got 5, yeah. And nice Count reference.

Anyway...

Character Designing 101; Old man Mikero sez:
1-2 heads tall is reserved for impish fun characters (Nosyarg Kcid, Teen Titans).
2-4 is for children and cute characters. (Mickey Mouse, Disney).
5-6 is for funny characters (Bugs Bunny, Looney Tunes).
7-8 is for superheroes and main characters (Superheroes. I just said it.).

You counted all the heads. lolol

That's just dumb, not even funny.

So Albert is funny.

Please. You're -all- wrong. It's plainly obvious that the book is full of stuff that Wily left behind! D:<

Dr Wily's secret H stash?

Of Aile and Ashe! Somehow!

As is Prarie and Atlas I guess...throw in Pandora.

Who knew Albert was into that.

You counted all the heads. lolol

What?

Who knew Albert was into that.

:: raises hand ::

As is Prarie and Atlas I guess...throw in Pandora.

Ewwwwwwwwwww...

Sorry, but I prefer my women with a vagina.

...

I don't know ZXA so I just googled this Atlas person.

Looks like a man, if it's not.

Atlas is female. Apparently.

Grossssssssssssssssssseeeeedd ddoooouuuuuuuuuuuuttttt.

She is the manliest woman I've seen in a game.
She has smaller tits than the kid with Lx.

But that kids a gu- OOOH! I see what you did there.

: Xero   1 January 2008, 22:18:17

As is Prarie and Atlas I guess...throw in Pandora.

Ewwwwwwwwwww...

Sorry, but I prefer my women with a vagina.

Looks like that's not on the world filter anymore.

Grossssssssssssssssssseeeeeddddoooouuuuuuuuuuuuttttt.

Yeah, after you beat Atlas, you get her data.

And I was thinking she was a man, but apparently, Model A says "Transform into that Atlas lady!"

I was all like "What the HEEEEELLLLL..."

The manual says 'she.'
There were 'she's' for her thrown around here and there too. Very odd..

You don't even need the manual, just some common sense and a decent attention span. That little rock the game calls a live metal literally says "lady".

Maybe her true origin is what's in Albert's book?

Or perhaps is the novel adaptation of the R. Kelly sex video.

Right, but I looked in the manual before I played.
It makes it so I can skip all the opening cutscenes without worry, then I realized they were anime :D

The voices in that game were so lame.

They improved though.

Play X7 then get back to us.

No one should have to play X7 for ANY reason.

BAD CHAOSVORTEX, BAD

:: beats with tomatoe stick ::

The voices in that game were so lame.

Irrelevant.

Most of what yuri says is irrelevant.

Yuri has a boner.  =_=

.....

*warning! System error detected. Tachikoma v1.2 shutting down*

*prevoius post deleted from AI Memory*

*rebooting....*

Reboot as much as you want, the guy still gets lift from anything.

He's in need of deletion if that's the case.

It's not like he can do anything to anyone with it anyway.

It's still disturbing how yuri likes to share that info.

My doctor says that I'm disturbing too. lolz

Wow, yuri. You're either VERY mature or very much out of the loop.

I am really mature, trust me.

...

*Opens mouth to say something*

...

*Closes mouth*

Nice one.

Stop talking. Please.

Why on earth would I do that?

You're pretty terrible at it.

Why on earth would I do that?

Oh, I don't know... but I'm sure These (http://www.megaman.co.uk/mboard/index.php?action=profile;u=4) guys (http://www.megaman.co.uk/mboard/index.php?action=profile;u=3) right (http://www.megaman.co.uk/mboard/index.php?action=profile;u=2) here (http://www.megaman.co.uk/mboard/index.php?action=profile;u=1) could think of a good reason.

Hey dude by posting comments I don't think I'm disturbing them to much.

...

Just stop posting all together.

Or have some self control and think about what you're posting.

Hey dude by posting comments I don't think I'm disturbing them to much.

Well, for one, I didn't understand what the hell you just said, so it looks like you're just making a fool of yourself.

I doubt you're not bothering them because everyone else, including myself are about to slam their heads on the desk or shaking their head in disgust everytime we read your posts, so yes... either stop posting or actually put some thought into what you're going to post. Something worth reading.

I think he's just posting for the sake of posting.

As in boosting up his post count.

But isn't doing it properly.

I don't think so. It feels like he's just trying to fit in but is failing to do so.

Like that one white kid that just comes out of nowhere and immitates you trying to be accepted.

I think he's trying to fit in too but he just comments with meaningless things.

Like that one white kid that just comes out of nowhere and immitates you trying to be accepted.

I've had that exact experience in grade 9.

Who hasn't?

Probably the white kid that imitates others.

Maybe one day someone will immitate them... someday...

And yes, Yuri is clearly just honest-to-goodness trying to fit in but failing horribly.

I think he's just posting for the sake of posting.

As in boosting up his post count.

But isn't doing it properly.

Why would I want to boost my rank, it's not like I can do anything with it.

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: ChaosVortex  14 February 2008, 22:15:12

Like that one white kid that just comes out of nowhere and immitates you trying to be accepted.

I've had that exact experience in grade 9.

I don't care if I fit in perfectly I'm just being myself.

My doctor says that I'm disturbing too. lolz

Is that your therapist or your OGBYN?

Like that one white kid that just comes out of nowhere and immitates you trying to be accepted.

Why IS that kid always White anyway?

'Cause, black people are always cool.

Right but he copies even White people, who have almost the least flavour of any Earthly race.

Some people like vanilla, Mike!

'Kay just for safety I say we get off the race stuff. It's all fun and innocent now, but somebody other than me might come along and push it too far.

'Cause, black people are always cool.

No, they are not.

RACIST[/joking]

RACIST[/joking]

GOOD CALL

: Captain Sanoguchi  15 February 2008, 05:37:10

'Cause, black people are always cool.

No, they are not.

Even Carlton was cool.

: NovaMan XP  16 February 2008, 02:22:33

RACIST[/joking]

GOOD CALL

Best call ever.

Some people like vanilla, Mike!

It's 2008. Everyone's down with a swirl.

'Kay just for safety I say we get off the race stuff. It's all fun and innocent now, but somebody other than me might come along and push it too far.

: Captain Sanoguchi  15 February 2008, 05:37:10

'Cause, black people are always cool.

No, they are not.

That timing was impeccable.

Even Carlton was cool.

BETTERER CALL

I was gonna' say "GOOD CALL" about Carlton, too, but it felt a bit... unneeded.

: Captain Sanoguchi  15 February 2008, 05:37:10

'Cause, black people are always cool.

No, they are not.

What the hell is that?

Some guy at a convention was going around wearing a "Black people, get out of my country" shirt, and trying to sell them. I couldn't believe it, and I asked him what he was doing, and he's like "I'm allowed to do this, it's free speech." I felt like hitting the bastard, although apparently he was thrown out a few minutes later.

Even Carlton was cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk39IaPtRk0

We got our grade to do that dance in an '07 shape before we finished school last year.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR6a7QGxZr8

Yeah, conventions are full of nutters.

Oh, I know what's in his book. Concept designs of Pandora without the get up.

you put horrible thoughts in my mind.

you put horrible thoughts in my mind.

Sorry. I'm perverted like that.

There is no such thing as a perverted sexually liberated female who likes video games.

Unless she's a total minger.

homosexual pornography...

or possibly

REPLOID PORNOGRAPHY

REPLOID PORNOGRAPHY

Doubtful seeing as how Dr. Light's Ghost has the market cornered on that.

homosexual pornography...

More likely given how gay MMZ/ZX is.

bah, Albert is a f***ed up little screwball all along isnt he?

That's not funny.

Yeah. My grandpa actually died falling down a staircase.

Thanks a lot.

EDIT: POST DELETER: GIGABYTE!

When I posted I thought "Should I quote? I should quote. He'll probably delete it. I should quote. Nah I won't quote."

Trust your instincts, Michael!

Yeah, now it looked like Mikero just randomly posted in a week old thread just to say its not funny.

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GO GO GADGET THREAD!

HAHAHA your right it dose call Atlas a lady :D

... where did it say that in Sub Tank's post?

Yuri has a boner.  =_=

?????

Stop being an idiot and make a reply with at least an inkling of sense in it.

I-Is he asking what a boner is?

Really? Honestly? Truly?

I love the whole worrrlld, it's such a brilliant place!
Boom di atta!
Boom di atta!

of course, it is a book about how to create modle w

Well, that was certainly a response that added to and expanded upon this nearly year old thread.  Thank you good sir for bumping it!

:: crosses off 1 strike ::

I don't think bots deserve strikes, Rez.

Oh I think they do!

... You can't see me right now (I hope) but I'm holding my fist up and looking pretty threatening if I say so myself.