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Title: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Yubi Shines on 17 August 2011, 22:54:10 (http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/480/wren1.png)
Your name is WREN. You are on the side of the road, in a county whose name you can't remember. You have with you a BACKPACK and your TRUSTY HAT. It is one in the morning, and for SOME STRANGE REASON, no one wants to pick up a hitchhiker standing by a SPOOKY FOREST. What should you do? Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Orange Devil on 17 August 2011, 23:51:45 Go into the woods to seek shelter/adventure
Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: NovaMan XP on 18 August 2011, 00:35:45 Break dance on the side of the road.
Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Slugkid on 18 August 2011, 00:38:10 >Inspect BACKPACK
Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Yubi Shines on 18 August 2011, 02:00:49 (http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/8342/wren2.png)
> Go into the woods to seek shelter/adventure You aren't very sure about that. It's DARK in there. There could be THINGS. You also think that the forest leads to the WEST, when your eventual destination is SOUTH. > Break dance on the side of the road. "Break dance" is not a recognized verb in this text parser! (http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/8884/wren3.png) >Inspect BACKPACK You have a change of clothes, a black marker, a sandwich, a deck of cards, and a book of matches. You hear thunder in the distance. Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Johncarllos on 18 August 2011, 02:52:06 You need shelter.
Break the black marker onto the change of clothes, light them on fire, and burn down trees. Eat sandwich. Play solitaire in shelter made from burned down trees. Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Mikero on 18 August 2011, 04:18:15 I'm surprised there weren't pokeballs in that backpack.
Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Orange Devil on 19 August 2011, 00:56:16 Shelter... made from burnt down trees? So... burying yourself in ashes?
Some men just want to watch the world burn (I'm looking at you JC) Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Mikero on 21 August 2011, 23:05:50 A JC the size of a tangerine...
Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Majikn on 22 August 2011, 03:53:53 And I thought my jokes were bad.
Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Mikero on 23 August 2011, 03:41:53 A joke the size of a tangerine...
Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Majikn on 23 August 2011, 05:31:19 A tangerine the size of a tangerine?
Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Fatso on 23 August 2011, 08:39:53 A dream the size of a tangerine?
Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Orange Devil on 25 August 2011, 15:57:45 I wish that this was still a text adventure, I was enjoying it until JC shat on it
I'll pick it up where we left off. Walk South until hungry, eat sandwich, continue walking until tired, sleep, continue walking. Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Johncarllos on 25 August 2011, 18:24:35 Whoa, that's just what I would have done.
I never played text adventure games. Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Yubi Shines on 26 August 2011, 01:31:08 (http://img830.imageshack.us/img830/2808/wren4.png)
>Break the black marker onto the change of clothes, light them on fire, and burn down trees. This is an unbelievably terrible idea! Under no circumstances will you damage the MARKER. You disregard the rest of this train of thought as a foolish and unwieldy exercise. You do eat the sandwich. It is delicious. (http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/7466/wren5.png) >Walk South. You go down the road, keeping an ear out for approaching cars. After a few minutes, you come across a forest path. You hear thunder again, somewhat closer than before. Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Laucorn on 26 August 2011, 02:44:06 Walk to find a cave?
Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Orange Devil on 26 August 2011, 05:56:37 Wrap extra shirt on a found stick and light it on fire for a makeshift torch, and pray that this isn't too realistic and that whimsical ideas like making a shirt-torch can still fly.
Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Mikero on 1 September 2011, 22:59:17 Inspect that piddle puddle!
Title: Re: Text Adventure: Wren Post by: Majikn on 11 September 2011, 08:21:49 KICK the ##### out of that PUDDLE.
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