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Title: The Penny Store Post by: Jakey on 10 October 2013, 02:39:16 The Penny Store
The Penny Store Who's lined up for the Penny Store? There's Ted and Trish and Zeke and Sue, and Dave and Mark and Becky, too. Dear Micah, Jane, and Theodore All came here for the Penny Store! The place is great, there's zero bugs! They killed them all with lots of drugs The rats they squished, they burned the spores To help fix up the Penny Store! The Penny Store The Penny Store Who's lined up for the Penny Store? You'll find a lot, just take a look - From games, to guns, to beer and books. All you need and much, much more, There's tons of ##### at Penny Store! I bought a shoe, I bought a rack I bought some teeth, I bought a hat I bought a skinny, sullen whore Good deals are at the Penny Store! The Penny Store The Penny Store Who's lined up for the Penny Store? I showed Zeke and he looked depressed He missed the sale on paper vests I told him he should not ignore The vests found at the Penny Store! He cried to sleep and dreamt of me He's jealous because I can see He's blind and can't search on the floor or shelves down at the Penny Store! The Penny Store The Penny Store Who's lined up for the Penny Store? Poor Sue is deaf, and Trish is dumb And Ted was black, he couldn't come, And Dave and Mark both fought the war; Too scared to go to Penny Store! Becky's got an ugly face, and Micah had his mind erased So now his lists are quite a bore. Don't shop with him at Penny Store! The Penny Store The Penny Store Who's lined up for the Penny Store? Sweet Jane and Theo, Siamese, They're joined at elbows, hips and knees They just can't quite fit through the door, No sales for them at Penny Store! And as for me, well, I'm a ghost I died way back; two years, at most And now I find it much a chore To hold my stuff from Penny Store! The Penny Store The Penny Store Who's lined up for the Penny Store? I made a pizza, right from scratch, I grew the sauce, I ate the batch I sucked and dribbled apple cores I'm losing strength on twos and fours, I wear a speech that's getting sore I'm fighting time and reading lore I slew the beast who knew the score A bead of sweat from single pore And now it's time for me to shore My thoughts about the Penny Store. Title: Re: The Penny Store Post by: TheRedPriest on 15 October 2013, 19:03:45 I do not like green eggs and ham.
Title: Re: The Penny Store Post by: Jakey on 23 October 2013, 16:38:52 A redder priest, there'll never be
As wise and purple hair as he! His frames are square But he is not And as for Nibs - I've not forgot! The rabid rabbit's tacit glare, Sophisticated debonair, And fur as white as Christmas snow, Belies the evil down below! Title: Re: The Penny Store Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 29 October 2013, 12:40:05 I want a poem too.
Title: Re: The Penny Store Post by: TheRedPriest on 31 October 2013, 14:09:05 That was pretty fly for a fungi, Jakey.
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