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Title: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 December 2007, 00:52:53 Basically, it's GTA for the Wii with assassins instead of gangs, and laser swords instead of guns.
I'm pumped for it, it's cell shaded (which I'm not a HUGE fan of, but it works for the wii), it's free roaming, and overall looks like a solid action title for the Wii, to be released in February. Discuss. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 20 December 2007, 00:55:30 It looks stupid, from what I've seen.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 December 2007, 00:58:12 Really?
I feel the opposite. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 December 2007, 00:59:51 ASR, don't judge a book by its' cover. Do you even know who's making No More Heroes? SUDA51. SUDA-freakin'-51. The guy who made Killer7, which was a pretty bad ass game, even though it was one of the most awkward rail shooters in history.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 20 December 2007, 01:00:54 The only reason GTA was fun is because it was a sandbox game and it was the first real QUALITY one.
Sandbox games aren't fun anymore. I give them chances, but I'm constantly disappointed. And I never played Killer7, that looked stupid to me as well. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 20 December 2007, 01:01:38 Trevor Touchdown > You, ASR, right now.
No More Heroes is going to be one kick ass game. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ChaosVortex on 20 December 2007, 01:01:55 It looks stupid, from what I've seen. SO WAS YOUR FACE, from what I've seen. Reminds me of Killer7. EDIT: Stop freaking posting so I can friggen comment. srsly. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 20 December 2007, 01:02:28 BUT I LIKE HEROES
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 December 2007, 01:03:32 I liken it to GTA:SA mostly, that you can change your outfit, work out, buy new stuff, upgrade weapons etc...
It's a watered down GTA for the Wii.... [size=8]WITH FREAKIN' ENERGY SWORDS![/size] Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 20 December 2007, 01:03:56 Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 December 2007, 01:04:47 Trevor Touchdown > You, ASR, right now. Travis. His name is Travis. Travis Touchdown, not Trevor. Reminds me of Killer7. Like I just got done saying, SUDA51. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 December 2007, 01:05:08 I love Heroes.
But this game is awesome in that there ARE heroes! Which is confusing. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ChaosVortex on 20 December 2007, 01:05:19 Reminds me of Killer7. Yeah. I read. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 December 2007, 01:06:09 Actually, I'd say the weakest thing in the game is the design of Travis. Good thing you can change it.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 December 2007, 01:08:00 Yeah, I mean Travis does look pretty weak character wise as well.
I mean he's a Weaboo wearing a pink shirt with anime characters all over it who runs around with a light saber that he has to pleasure to turn on. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 December 2007, 01:12:11 Huh, latest article I read had him wearing jeans and a leather jacket with sunglasses (latest Game Informer).
SEE, Mine will be wearing a very hairy chest and a beard with plaid hopefully. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 20 December 2007, 10:14:35 I liken it to GTA:SA mostly, that you can change your outfit, work out, buy new stuff, upgrade weapons etc... That's #####ing sick! :-D It's a watered down GTA for the Wii.... That.. not so much. :-| But I'll rent it, I love free roam games and customizable #####. It sounds good. Does it still look like Killer 7? I remember a preview ages ago but I don't know if it's the same anymore. That style is cool but for what this game sounds like, eh, I could take or leave. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 December 2007, 11:34:25 I really thought of GTA when I saw a screen of it and the map in the bottom left is just like the one from GTA3, and a shot of Travis running down an alleyway with a glowing 'shop' icon in front of a door. Biggest difference I think, stealing cars may not be in the game, I have no idea as of right now.
It still has that cell-shaded Killer 7 look, as far as I know. *looks at article in Game Informer* I see what you mean about the pink shirt. But on the same page there is a shot of him uppercutting a guy with his sword, and he's spraying gratutitous amounts of blood everywhere. Kill Bill style and then some. The same guy has coins pouring into the air from his corpse. Yay for money? Also, what I can tell from the article is that enemies can wield cro-bars, energy knuckles (like brass knucks except there is an energy beam like the sword, ouch), Rocket launchers, and pistols. I love free roaming games. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Abominator on 20 December 2007, 14:08:55 Killer7 really wasn't that good...
Style over substance... I'll wait-and-see with this one. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 20 December 2007, 22:44:06 I really couldn't stand Killer7 very long. The rail crap was just annoying and that kind of gameplay makes me jumpy. So I had my friend who was over take over the controlling and we'd figure out what to do together. But it wasn't long after that (in fact it was just after fighting that boss who spews those exploding redead things at you) that we were both tired of it.
Other than the style, I have to say the other cool thing in the game was the line "I'm a cleaner. I can feel no remorse from seeing a dead body." Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 December 2007, 23:14:08 Well, the game plays nothing like Killer 7 nor has much of the elements.
I need some good sword fighting. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 20 December 2007, 23:53:33 I know, I was just talking about K7.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 21 December 2007, 00:40:29 Oh, alright then.
Killer 7 is pretty boring. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 21 December 2007, 00:54:59 Okay, whatever, but you have to admit, Killer7 had a story that actually had some balls. I know most people don't play game's for story, but plenty of effort was put into the production of Killer7, can we just all keep that in mind?
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 21 December 2007, 01:09:02 The story from what I got through was interesting and boring at the same time. But I didn't get far.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 21 December 2007, 01:21:17 Oh, believe me, the story gets better. Like with black guys with Tentacle Afros, an old man who goes around shooting girls and harvesting there organs, then his weaboo daughter comes and tries to kill you, and then Japan gets nuked if you make the right choices.
Games in which Japan gets destroyed are awesome. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 21 December 2007, 01:24:48 The RIGHT choices? Haa...
Why does Japan always get nuked? That like never happens in other places. Anyway I liked the mask guy. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: NovaMan XP on 21 December 2007, 16:42:10 Wait, Japan gets nuked in a game made by Japan?
Geez... Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Majikn on 21 December 2007, 18:57:44 Your point?
I've seen movies where the US goes BOOOOM Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 21 December 2007, 22:52:52 The RIGHT choices? Haa... You mean Mask de Smith? Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 22 December 2007, 02:14:22 Sure. His name is a bit on the nose (see what I did there :-D) if you ask me.
Wait, Japan gets nuked in a game made by Japan? ... No offence, Nove, but that comment was as dumb as telling someone with an accent that you wish you had an accent. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 22 December 2007, 03:52:06 Is it bad that I truly wish I had a British accent?
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 22 December 2007, 08:42:59 No, but you can't go to someone and be like "I wish I had an accent like you" because they'll just be like "You have an accent, I don't". Accents are all perspective if it's different dialects of the same language.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Slugkid on 22 December 2007, 16:05:25 Agreed.
In Argentina, you don't have british or american accent... You simply have english accent... Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Abominator on 22 December 2007, 17:20:00 I have still yet to hear what this "British accent" sounds like.
Maybe it's people from Europe that have it. You know... London and Paris. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 22 December 2007, 17:54:51 Apparently it's people from England that have it as if there was one unified dialect of English there.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 22 December 2007, 21:54:01 No, but you can't go to someone and be like "I wish I had an accent like you" because they'll just be like "You have an accent, I don't". Accents are all perspective if it's different dialects of the same language. Oh, I see what you mean, now. I feel terrible that I'd never thought of that. I've never been in an experience like that, though, but now I have protection. As for the whole "British accent" thing, around where I live and anywhere else I've discussed it, it's generally just agreed to be a stereotypical generalization of, well, leave me alone. It's the term used to describe it around here. I at least understand that it's a pretty broad statement, and I know how it could be seen as ignorant, but that's just the lingo for it. If it were up to me, I'd say it was an English accent, but since English is a dominant LANGUAGE of the US, most people just call it a British accent. My apologies, yowza. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 23 December 2007, 20:13:24 English accent wouldn't be accurate either, because greater London alone doesn't even have one dialect, so you can imagine how diversified all of England is.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 10 January 2008, 01:16:50 IMPORTANT UPDATE!
The release date of No More Heroes has been pushed up. To avoid having its' ass kicked in stores by Brawl the release date has been changed to January 22nd. ...Sorry for the Necro. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 10 January 2008, 02:10:15 NOT NECRO, AWESOME!
I will get it right soon! Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 10 January 2008, 03:21:14 I'm not sure if I'll get it. I loved Killer7 but I never finished it, and I didn't finish it. And I haven't finished many of my current Wii games.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 17 January 2008, 23:21:26 5 days till.
Travis Touchdown destroys the 4th wall. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doSU1MJ1m-8) The Opening, pretty neat. Travis kills things and says naughty words. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGsA6qJBV0Q&NR=1) Some gameplay. He saves on the toilet. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 17 January 2008, 23:48:24 Just like Dead Rising!
Thanks for that picture btw. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 18 January 2008, 00:34:17 GT's Preview of NMH. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNBidhHgptw&feature=related)
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: dzx9 on 20 January 2008, 16:06:34 Same guys that made Killer 7. I'll be all over this game.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 January 2008, 16:08:21 Yup, and it's going to kick even more ass.
2 more days. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 January 2008, 18:08:36 I'm a little worried about the chores though.
I hope it's mostly killing missions. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 January 2008, 18:20:29 No. They're all kitten rescues and scorpion hunting, stuff like that.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 January 2008, 19:08:05 ...
Can we save kittens with the beam sword? Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 January 2008, 19:08:56 No, you have to use a fuzzy stick.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 January 2008, 19:09:43 ...
And somehow I still want the game. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 January 2008, 19:11:45 'Cause it's that awesome.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 January 2008, 19:16:50 From what I've seen, it'll be worth getting, but I'm still not entirely sure.
The fact that the overworld has no real function besides going place to place kind of ruins it, I wanted a crap ton of fun little distracting side missions or 'collect all of these for a prize' types of things. Not to mention it's called Santa Destroy. I'm still definately gonna buy it, but I don't expect to keep it for too long, so if somebody talks to me in a month or two-- once I've beaten it, I might sell it to ya cheap. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 January 2008, 19:23:27 I'm sure there will be plenty of things to do on the overworld map, previews aren't always right.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 January 2008, 19:28:29 Very true, but full reviews say there isn't much to it.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: yuri on 20 January 2008, 19:46:44 Basically, it's GTA for the Wii with assassins instead of gangs, and laser swords instead of guns. To make it simple it sucks. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 20 January 2008, 19:47:59 ...yes, but why? See, I don't personally care much for this game, but I would never say it sucks, especially since I haven't played it. Neither have you.
Don't be such an asshat and try giving at least ONE reason why you think it sucks. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 January 2008, 19:58:34 To make it simple it sucks. Eat anal waste through a straw made of male genitalia then kill yourself. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 20 January 2008, 20:04:05 Eat ##### through a dick then kill yourself and your family. Fixed. Dick is not in the filter? Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: preventerWIND on 20 January 2008, 20:24:41 Neither is cock I think.
Nope. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 20 January 2008, 20:31:33 A cock-straw sounds oddly interesting.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 20 January 2008, 20:36:52 I'm still pondering wether or not I should get this game.
On one side, I KNOW this game will be awesome. On the other side, I really also want One Piece: Unlimited Adventure. I'm not sure which one to get... Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 January 2008, 20:40:54 One Piece sucks, buy NMH.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 20 January 2008, 20:46:32 One Peice sucks, buy NMH. Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann sucks. See how easy that is? Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 January 2008, 20:48:36 Well, I don't exactly like One Piece ever since 4kids stopped dubbing it, but what I really meant to say was anime related video games usually suck.
Get NMH, Suda51 put his soul into it! We must all support him and his art! Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 20 January 2008, 20:50:25 One Peice sucks, buy NMH. Well, it does. I watched an episode, and it's rubbish. Too sketchy and choppy for my tastes, plus I really just wasn't entertained at all. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 20 January 2008, 20:51:31 Well, I don't exactly like One Piece ever since 4kids stopped dubbing it, but what I really meant to say was anime related video games usually suck. Are you serious? Are you #####ing serious? 4Kids almost RUINED One Piece for me. FUNimation has renewed my interested, and I plan on supporting them 'till the end. ##### 4Kids. Get NMH, Suda51 put his soul into it! We must all support him and his art! I know that, and I want to support him... But still, One Piece is my favourite anime. And the game looks really good. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 January 2008, 20:53:46 Dude, the 4kids dub gave me super lawlz, I've never taken the series seriously, the bad dub just gave me something to lawl my ass off at.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 20 January 2008, 21:01:47 No, you just change your opinions so that it seems like you always agree with everyone else.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 20 January 2008, 21:24:18 Well, actually I meant both. Anime related games suck and One Piece sucks, but the dub was hilarious.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 21 January 2008, 22:14:42 I like One Piece.
I hate 4Kids. I didn't even know there was a One Piece game coming out. Posted on: January 20, 2008, 05:37:33 PM Unless my computer magically starts working again, I will no longer be getting this game. My current priority is getting a nice cheap computer that will run well. I need to get it before Brawl, and I'll need another 50 FOR Brawl. This blows. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 21 January 2008, 23:55:50 *Native American tear*
Too bad, I'll make sure to tell you how awesome it is. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 22 January 2008, 00:01:49 I look forward to it.
I also look forward to getting a PC. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 23 January 2008, 00:38:53 I'll tell Sir Henry Mother #####er you said hi.
Posted on: 22 January 2008, 00:04:39 Bah, today NMH was distributed, it'll be on sale tomorrow. I felt stupid waiting at School for it all day just to be told it'll be out tomorrow, and then to be questioned if I was really 17 or not. Bishop was right, I don't have much patience. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: NovaMan XP on 23 January 2008, 02:42:03 Usually the "Release Date" is the shipping date. That's how it is for everywhere usually.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 23 January 2008, 02:56:38 http://www.gamespot.com/wii/action/heroes/review.html
9.0 http://wii.ign.com/articles/846/846921p1.html 7.8 The game is getting good reviews. I'll know for sure if I'll get this game by Friday or Saturday. Posted on: 22 January 2008, 21:53:07 Even more review scores, this time from magazines: EDGE (who are notorious for harsh reviews) gave it 9/10, same with GamePro (and some obscure magazine). Gametrailers gives it a 8.2 and Ngamer gives it 9.4. Lookin' good. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: NovaMan XP on 23 January 2008, 03:05:24 I'd like it... but I don't have enough cash, only enough for Brawl.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 23 January 2008, 03:08:34 All right! I can't wait to play it after school tomorrow!
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Someguy on 23 January 2008, 03:13:28 I was thinking of getting a 360 instead of a Wii, after I saw the trailers and videos for this game though looks like I'll be getting a Wii instead
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 24 January 2008, 04:38:00 Good choice.
Posted on: 23 January 2008, 03:28:58 Well, I just spent 3 hours playing NMH. Better than I expected. T-Shirts kick ass. There's actually a reason to the overworld map other than to get from place to place, lots of secrets to find. Dialogue and voice acting are great. Controls are easy once you get the hang of it. Boss fights kick so much ass. The slot machine thing kicks ass, transforming into the alternate modes of Travis is way too fun, seriously, get all BAR and you'll ##### yourself. Yeah, I'd go on about it more, but I haven't gone too far in yet. I might have all day to play it tomorrow since roads might freeze. I'll make an in-depth review once I finish the game. Oh yeah, there's actually more than one song in the game. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Majikn on 24 January 2008, 04:44:10 The thing about censors is you don't immediately know which word was used unless you guess right the first time. It provides an amusing short-lived margin of misinterpretation.
I'm checking the electronics section of the nearest store tomorrow, because it's decent walking distance. If it's not there I can wait on it because I just got two other games. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Speed Racer on 25 January 2008, 02:51:37 I want a t-shirt that says "I love chainsaws".
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 26 January 2008, 08:40:01 Yeah, the t-shirts are bitchin'. Just like all the random Killer7 references.
More importantly I have new wisdom to share with you all, the boss fights only get more and more epic. Oh yeah, Travis likes to go Darth Vader on school girls and cut their hands off, he also enjoys carrying headless women around at the beach while he tells them he loves their soul. Posted on: 25 January 2008, 05:25:36 'Kay, I just finished No More Heroes. Way too epic. I'll type out a big review this weekend, right now I need some sleep. 'Kay, so while I'm sleeping everyone else go out and buy it. PICK THE REAL ENDING! Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 27 January 2008, 01:34:43 I just bought it but I haven't played it yet. I'll pop it in soon enough.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 27 January 2008, 01:47:57 Do it now. Make sure to not read any spoilers before playing, it makes the game so much better. Also, manage your LB Dollars well, make sure to focus on paying the entrance fees first and only then should you spend some money on other things.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 27 January 2008, 01:57:05 Roger that. I'm about to start it up, in a few minutes. I've been out all day, so I'm taking a few minutes to chill on the computer.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 27 January 2008, 02:07:27 Make sure not to drive off of any random ramps near the beach, those are bad.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 27 January 2008, 03:10:03 I just beat the first bit. Out on the motorcycle for the first time.
I must say, the collision detection with passing cars is pretty cruddy. Oh, and I'm playing on Mild to start with. I hate it when things are too easy and I doubt I'm going to play through a second time. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 27 January 2008, 04:18:08 Yeah, I know the collision detection is terrible, but that's about the only problem.
Yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm just not going to finish it the second time, it's just gotten boring and tedious. Also, it looks to me like there isn't any difference between Clear Mode after the ending and Clear Mode after the real ending. Posted on: 27 January 2008, 03:37:09 The Virgin Child Makes Her Wish... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y35Q7xXmTUQ) Anyone who isn't going to play NMH needs to hear this. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 27 January 2008, 22:30:28 I just beat that part, cool song.
Is it just me, or does that guitar chord played at each loading screen sound almost identical to the first chord in "Live and Learn" for Sonic Adventure 2? Like, Live and Learn has been stuck in my head all day and I only just now listened to it to compare. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 27 January 2008, 22:34:31 So is the game good or tedious after 2 seconds?
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 27 January 2008, 22:42:58 No, it gets tedious after about 17 hours, but those first 17 hours are one wild ride.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 27 January 2008, 22:57:28 I really don't like any of the overworld stuff, and the motorcycle drives like #####.
However, the gameplay, combat, and style is freakin' awesome. It's a VERY fresh experience. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 27 January 2008, 23:03:10 Yeah, the overworld is lame, we all know. The combat is where it's at. Just wait till you upgrade and get a better Beam Katana, pretty soon you'll be killing at least three enemies in one slash, but only if they're close by when you land a finishing blow.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 28 January 2008, 02:01:15 I'm definitely gonna rent it first then.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 28 January 2008, 05:16:25 Yeah, I'm thinkin' it's a great game and should be more than just a rental, but it might as well just be a rental. 'Cause it's great, but after you play through it once it really turns into a meh experience, I mean it's still fun to play, but you just don't really want to play it as much.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 31 January 2008, 22:16:02 I went out and sold a good chunk of games for it.
I'm now going to fight the #1 dude, I just ended Bad Girl. That was tough crap. Good game so far, I hope the ending is great... Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 31 January 2008, 22:50:14 Well, this morning I finished Mild. Now I'm just going to play Bitter. There had better be GrassHopper Man at the end of this.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 31 January 2008, 23:38:17 Haven't played since killing the third boss, but I'll pick it up again soon.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 31 January 2008, 23:40:03 Apparently, this game ain't out here in Canada until Feb. 7th.
I mean who cares about French Manuals anyway? Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 1 February 2008, 00:29:39 I mean who cares about French Manuals anyway? Quebec and Snare? Haven't played since killing the third boss, but I'll pick it up again soon. How'dya kill Shinobu? Lawl! Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 1 February 2008, 01:02:10 True, but I'm trying not to spoil anything, moron. Once again, you fail horrendously.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 1 February 2008, 01:03:56 Not really much of a spoiler.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 1 February 2008, 03:05:45 It's still a spoiler, asshat.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 1 February 2008, 03:08:45 Not enough of one to actually ruin the game's story.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 1 February 2008, 03:33:01 OMG U RUINED IT YYYYY?!!!!
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 7 February 2008, 04:14:51 Gee, it sure is bloody around here.
These might be considered as spoilers to some. Yeah, just some comparisons between the censored and the uncensored version. 10 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwL_kaLSKTE) 9 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarlpaGD3fU) 8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZBP1Sr_y2A) 7 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKf8zkCARgk) 6 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmvwxYtd2ls) Yeeeah, who knew Suda 51 could turn European men into retarded, 4 year old girls. See? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp9fD9ws8Ck&feature=related) Posted on: 2 February 2008, 23:28:02 Oh yeah, here's something that isn't in the American version of NMH, I think it's only in the Japanese version, but I don't know. In the American version in its' place is the first NMH trailer. I actually like the original trailer more than this, so yay America. Heavenly Star (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL2od1AF_Cs) You might recognize the song from like every store in Santa Destroy. Posted on: 3 February 2008, 21:40:44 You know how I said America was awesome because we got the blood version? Well, Japan got something we didn't, other than Heavenly Star. They got a manual that's actually interesting. Anyone who has the game should notice how the North American manual is black and white and boring. Well, the Japanese get a fairly interesting Manga for an instruction manual. Some translated scans... Cover (http://www.imagesfly.com/images/1201138356-nmhcoverzn6.jpg) Page 1 (http://www.imagesfly.com/images/1201138356-nmhcomic1vg0.jpg) Page 2 (http://www.imagesfly.com/images/1201138356-nmhcomic2sj6.jpg) That's all I could find. I know it's not great, but it's better than our black and white sleep inducing manual. Yeah, I'm starting to lose interest in NMH, I never thought I would, it's just too awesome. But, I've beaten everything and it seems you get nothing for beating everything, but I'm still going to look for a few more days. I can't give up on GrassHopperMan. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 9 February 2008, 00:34:23 Those scans are coooolio.
I'm probably going to trade this in when I get Brawl, lest one of you folks wants to buy it. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 9 February 2008, 03:18:48 If you don't keep NMH for the rest of your life you'll make Suda 51 cry. I mean dude, don't toss something away just because you've used it once and are bored with it. Keep it, and enjoy it again in the future.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 9 February 2008, 03:43:48 A lot of people are low on cash.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 9 February 2008, 04:00:00 Yeah, didn't you learn anything from Travis?
Strange jobs = Money Killing people = More money It's the same way in real life. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 9 February 2008, 04:04:38 Not really.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: NovaMan XP on 9 February 2008, 04:10:23 Possibly, but don't forget you actually get arrested for doing that in real life...
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 9 February 2008, 04:25:27 Well I did notice Santa Destroy doesn't have a police station.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 9 February 2008, 04:26:42 There were police cars, though.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 9 February 2008, 04:36:28 Oh yeah.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 9 February 2008, 04:39:07 We can just assume that they use the backseat as a makeshift prison cell.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 10 February 2008, 19:32:04 'Kay. Now for something for those who couldn't hear Travis' monologue during the battle with DeathMetal.
This count... I feel as if I'm looking at my future self. Mega bucks, big ass house, fast cars... Dinning in style with a world class chef and a trusty nutritionist counting every calorie. A team of hot yoga instructors to keep me in shape. Nurses to attend to my body. Maids and loyal servants at my beck and call. On the weekends, tanned babes knocking on my door every two hours. Everyday full of excitement and luxury. That'd be the life. Everything in its right place. It's the perfect life. It's the life of winners. That'll be my life. I thirst for selflessness. Hypocrites lusting for their own desires get killed by young rookies like me. This is how it goes down. And for the old killers, they'll croak anyway. I guess you can call this a comedy. I realize there's really nothing here for me. But what else can I do but keep going? Maybe I should have been a little more careful before I jumped in. Gotta find the exit. Gotta find that exit to paradise. But, I can't see it. I can't see anything. There's this sense of doom running down my spine like it's... Like it's trying to suck the life out of me. I need to get rid of it before I bail. Something deeper... Deeper than my instincts is taunting me. Can't find the exit. Can't find the exit. Can't find the exit. Can't find the exit. Can't find the ext. Suda sure can write 'em. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: The Otaku on 9 March 2008, 04:31:54 I'm looking forward to NMH. After reading stories and posts about it, I've concluded it's a lot like GTA. Now all I have to do is hope the guys at the White House won't make the same conclusion as I have and get on NMH's back.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Majikn on 9 March 2008, 05:38:59 Yeah, thanks Sano. I was too focused on not dying to figure out what the hell he was saying.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 9 March 2008, 05:40:14 The White House is far too busy to handle video game issues...
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: The Otaku on 9 March 2008, 06:24:10 The White House is far too busy to handle video game issues...Yet the politics up there found the time to argue with GTA developers about the X-rated hidden content. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 9 March 2008, 06:44:55 That wasn't really "The White House".
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: The Otaku on 9 March 2008, 06:58:24 Sorry, I can't tell the difference between the white guys at the White House and the other ones.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Mikero on 9 March 2008, 08:10:35 All White people look the same anyway.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: The Otaku on 9 March 2008, 22:26:58 Which is exactly why I couldn't tell the difference.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 9 March 2008, 23:59:00 I'm looking forward to NMH. After reading stories and posts about it, I've concluded it's a lot like GTA. Now all I have to do is hope the guys at the White House won't make the same conclusion as I have and get on NMH's back. There are so many things that are dumb about your post. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: preventerWIND on 5 April 2008, 03:43:59 Idiot.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: NovaMan XP on 5 April 2008, 03:51:02 Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 5 April 2008, 04:44:58 MADNESS!?
THIS. IS. SANTA DESTROY! Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 5 April 2008, 06:13:11 You're all just soooooo clever.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Kayauts on 6 April 2008, 02:17:59 I really want to get this game, but I'm not really sure how to go about getting the uncensored version.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 6 April 2008, 02:34:42 There's a censored version?
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Johncarllos on 6 April 2008, 03:00:43 Yeah, Europe and Japan got the gore-less version.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ChaosVortex on 6 April 2008, 04:28:11 If you ever saw the video Sano (or maybe it was WIND) posted, some kid was complaining about it, defining the blood and gore being replaced by "pixie-dust".
Posted on: 6 April 2008, 04:26:48 Wait a minute. He's in Oregon right? He shouldn't have a problem getting it then. Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: ASR on 6 April 2008, 04:31:30 I remember watching that.
Title: Re: No More Heroes Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 6 April 2008, 07:11:46 If you ever saw the video Sano (or maybe it was WIND) posted, some kid was complaining about it, defining the blood and gore being replaced by "pixie-dust". The Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp9fD9ws8Ck&feature=related) It's a grown man, but he's just a little bitch who needs to shut the ##### up. ##### headed men children like this guy are why Suda released a censored version for Europe. |