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Yeeeah, this'll be my art dumpin' topic.
So, whatever, I'm just going to say right now if you want to see anything of good quality don't look here.

Bizzare.

Chainsaw face!

Yeah, he's become my favorite character to draw lately.

I smell burned toast.

I take good photographs!

The house in the corner kind of hurts the nature aspect.
I say crop it.

House?

The roof in the bottom-left corner of the second pic.
I actually like it there. Without it, the picture be a bit more boring.

I agree with ASR.

Exactly.

*fail*

The photos are great, Sano.
This thread needs more photos.

'Kay.
For some reason this one reminds me of Animal Crossing, though the focus is actually the sun, and everyone knows you couldn't see the sun or the sky in the first Animal Crossing. But you did get to see the moon a few times.

Reminds me of like, an urban African sahara.

Yeah, that was my second thought.
It's just the random sign by all the trees that makes me think of Animal Crossing.

There's really nothing that looks African there...

If you're serious about photography I suggest you look up composition techniques, mainly the Rule Of Thirds. It'll help loads.

Even though I learned about it in school not long after, Mike is the one who introduced me to the Rule of Thirds.

And yeah, the part that looks African is the sunset - I watch too much Lion King. The rest is like an urban park.

I can see people thinking the trees kind of look like Paperback thorn or Wisteria, but I don't.

Does this not look like serious photography?

Bunch of stuff going on there, in a good way.

You have a fwuffy doggie. I wanna pet 'im.

Does your dog have his own igloo with an electrical socket for his eyes?

...Maybe.

That's cool. But I still hate that your subject is always in the middle.

Bugs me, too, but you already told him what to do. Besides, I'm sure that's an old picture that he took before you gave him advice.

...I like the focus in the middle...

Doesn't make it less amateur. (<- Pompous voice. Think Panda + Frasier)

I still like my way, and here's another old one.

That one is much better, as the focus is drawn to the dog's head, which is, whaddya' know, well placed on accordance to the Rule of Thirds!

I'm sure you weren't going for that, though.

It also has a nice balance of positive and negative space.

That one is much better, as the focus is drawn to the dog's head, which is, whaddya' know, well placed on accordance to the Rule of Thirds!

Kind of.

If the nose was down a bit more, it'd be great. Cropping is your next step.

You call that a dog? THIS is a dog. Meet Titan, my hell hound.
::Image removed because Sano's weird::

Nice teeth there.

NEEDS MOAR RULE OF THIRDS

Needs more HES GON' BIGHT YOUR ARMS OFF!

He looks like a gay. Your dog loves the cock.

It's a girl, so...

I was just saying something random. So... I guess... Your dog loves to flick the bean and lick box.

klol.

Shutuhttp://www.bigfoto.com/themes/nature/sky/clouds-48d.jpg

Wind, your dog is ugly, and looks like it's been shop'd. Also, my dog could totally kick that dog's ass. I even doubt that that is your dog, yeah it isn't. Dude, hotlinking from eBaum's World isn't cool.

Yeah well, my Jake can eat EVERY single dog ever.

Wind, your dog is ugly, and looks like it's been shop'd. Also, my dog could totally kick that dog's ass. I even doubt that that is your dog, yeah it isn't. Dude, hotlinking from eBaum's World isn't cool.

NOW HOW DID TITAN GET ON THAT SITE!? :B

Yeah well, my Jake can eat EVERY single dog ever.

I was actually hoping you had a nice comment about one of my nature photos Snare, but I guess your love of plants is only skin deep or something.

: Captain Sanoguchi  16 January 2008, 02:42:19

Wind, your dog is ugly, and looks like it's been shop'd. Also, my dog could totally kick that dog's ass. I even doubt that that is your dog, yeah it isn't. Dude, hotlinking from eBaum's World isn't cool.

NOW HOW DID TITAN GET ON THAT SITE!? :B

Get off eBaum's World. Everything is stolen.

Get off eBaum's World. Everything is stolen.

No.

I'm terrible with a camera, though.

THEY HAVE TOO MANY BUTTONS

Wind, your dog is ugly, and looks like it's been shop'd. Also, my dog could totally kick that dog's ass. I even doubt that that is your dog, yeah it isn't. Dude, hotlinking from eBaum's World isn't cool.

THANK YOU CAPTAIN DETECTIVE for taking an obvious joke seriously.

Yeeeah, this'll be my art dumpin' topic.
So, whatever, I'm just going to say right now if you want to see anything of good quality don't look here.

*lol* at the Brave Little Toaster cameo.  :P

Why is Mr. Chainsaw Head, or should I say "Chainsaw Man" wearing no pants?    :o

I'm glad you aren't going to be around here long enough for me to be offended by your ignorance.
Also, his name is Chainsaw Face. He doesn't wear pants because pants are for little girls and fat people. Real men don't need pants.

*lol* at the Brave Little Toaster cameo.  :P

Woah! You just unlocked a part of my childhood, I only now remember the Brave Little Toaster...

He is NOT the Brave Little Toaster.

Yeah, he's the UGLY little toaster!

Because he's ugly!

Because you drew him!

You draw ugly!

Only little girls draw pretty.
My drawings come from my soul, because of this they are dirty and ugly, just like my soul... And your face.

Well, since I'm an updated version of you, your face must be like.. 10x more ugly.

Kill yourself.

I'm afraid thats impossible, our creators installed "anti-emo" software onto my brain. They also gave me a 15% off everything card to Sears.

Did you get any of that, my out-dated compadre?..

Hi my name is Sano and I have a repertoire of 4 jokes.

HEY. Who said you could mock Sano, this is my turf. Fo real.

Hi I'm Wind and I'm a big cockney.

You guys do realize words do hurt a little, right?

Hi I'm Mikero and I'm offensive.

Hi, I'm Sano, and you guys make me want to slit my wrists.

You called me a cockney...  :(

Hi, I'm WIND, and I still have anti-emo software. Sano, does not.

Hi I'm Mikero and I think that's just fine, guys.

My wrists.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR

Yeah, only blind people can't see what I just did there.

You'd better clean up that blood before a mod sees it, or you're in big trouble mister!

Aww, it's all over the carpet too.. what a darn shame...

"I'm telling mod!"

That's you Majikn. That's you being a tattle. You're the Brainy Smurf of MMM.

Why don't all of you ladies clean it up? Like your acts!

"I'm telling mod!"

That's you Majikn. That's you being a tattle. You're the Brainy Smurf of MMM.

I, ER, UH, SAID IT FOR COMEDIC EFFECT

Shut up and clean up my blood, Rosey.

Yeah, Tuxedo Mask!

Oh BRN.

OMG My cousin's son's name is Darien. I nicknamed him Tux.

Well, you're probably gay.

Nickname him Moonlight Knight instead since you're obviously the one who's rocking red roses.

Heh, alliteration is fun.

Get that Sailor Moon ##### the ##### out of my art topic, plz.

Well, you're probably gay.

You'd know.

Nickname him Moonlight Knight instead since you're obviously the one who's rocking red roses.

Heh, alliteration is fun.

Are you trying to make him hate me? NO SIR.

Get that Sailor Moon ##### the ##### out of my art topic, plz.

I would, but I hear she's a bit pricey.

I'm glad you aren't going to be around here long enough for me to be offended by your ignorance.
Also, his name is Chainsaw Face. He doesn't wear pants because pants are for little girls and fat people. Real men don't need pants.

My bad. I'm blind and missed the third post. Forgive my transgression on your Chainsaw Face.

Does Chainsaw Face also happen to be related to Leather Face?

They are lovers but have an open relationship status on Facebook.

Does Chainsaw Face also happen to be related to Leather Face?

Kill yourself.

: Fortissimo  18 January 2008, 22:50:31

Does Chainsaw Face also happen to be related to Leather Face?

Kill yourself.

Hey bud, I said it first. Stamped it, no erasies.

It's played out.

That's how I found it, it was in the bargain bin at the Used Phrases store.

99 cents, not bad.

99 cents American or Canadian? It's important!!!!!!

The brain kind.

Sense?

Sense.

Makes sense.

*insert witty comment here*

I don't like how these came out...

I disagree.

Hooray, reverse psychology wins!

I disagree.

You don't like 'em?

I love the second one, the first one's glare takes away from the photo too much.

But that second one is amazing.

I kind of did the glare on purpose. I've always had a thing for lens flares.

I disagree.

Lens flares hace always pissed me off, espacially in driving games 'ooooh, so realistic' ##### that.

I hate glare more than kitten killers.

Why do you hate kitten killers?

Lens flares have never looked realistic or good.

You shouldn't.

2nd good, 1st bad.

Fine, I'll make sure to take more pictures of reflections in water and less pictures of the sun.

I hope that's not sarcasm.

No, I'm actually serious.
It's going to be raining for the next few days so I'll try and find some awesome puddles.

You should place a mirror above a puddle so the puddle is reflecting a mirror image of the puddle which is of course the mirror bouncing the reflection of the puddle onto the mirror onto the puddle which in turn is duplicating the mirror on the puddle of the mirror image of the puddle.

That would look pretty darn cool.

You should place a mirror above a puddle so the puddle is reflecting a mirror image of the puddle which is of course the mirror bouncing the reflection of the puddle onto the mirror onto the puddle which in turn is duplicating the mirror on the puddle of the mirror image of the puddle.

You have just solved the Universe.

It doesn't make a bit of difference, someone's just going to come along and divide it by zero.

The universe can be divided by zero without equaling zero.

Learn math.

Learn abstract concepts and 4th dimension math, Captain Smuguchi.

Learn hetero.

Learn abstract concepts and 4th dimension math, Captain Smuguchi.

Dude I'm all about abstract. Do you see the crappy drawings I do?

Concepts =/= Drawings. I'm not talking about concept art.

Uh... It's abstract concept art?

STOP TRYING TO BRING YOUR ARTWORK INTO THIS CONVERSATION

Yeah, you're right, I have my own topic for my art.

EXACTLY, SO GO USE IT!


...

... wait.

REALLY I DIDN"T THINK ABOUT HAT

(http://meshtruckerhats.com/TruckerHats/WhiteRoyalBlueMeshTruckerHat.jpg)

You should think about hat, he has feelings too.

That is because you crazy, the new hat is much better.

*Necro'd*

I thought some people here would enjoy this.

Yeah, I kinda do.  :D

I don't even know why I love CD-i so much. :[

Because all the Youtube poop makes it hilarious?

Or maybe because it's hilarious on it's own too.

Most the people I meet hate Youtube Poop.

But honestly, it's absurdity is right up my league. :[

The thing about youtube poop is... it's 95% pure, untalented, un-funny garbage created by 9 year olds who just found out what Windows Movie Maker is, and are still in the process of finding out what "humor" means aside from 4chan Memes and Family Guy.

That...is true... I agree with you. D:

Sometimes though, you find gold.

True! But I don't eat lumps of #####, even if they have nuts in them.

You don't see me disassociating with black people entirely just because I've had a bad experience with 95% of the ones I've met.

My point is I give each video a chance if someone here liked it enough to post it. If it bores me halfway through, sure, I'll stop watching it, but I don't assume it's ##### before I even look at it.

"Of the ones"?

Right.

Youtube Poop is awful garbage, and comparing not watching it because it sucks 99% of the time to disassociating oneself with an entire race because of bad experience is ridiculously stupid and ignorant besides being entirely not the same thing on any level or in any perspective.

You wouldn't watch a TV show week after week that you don't like because you might eventually end up liking ONE single moment in one single episode unless you're a #####ing moron.

Each Black person is not another episode of the African race. A Black person is not the ongoing story of "Black People" like an episode of House is the ongoing story of "House".

This is so beyond ridiculous.

Okay... I don't mean to say I treat youtube videos with the same level as people, I'm saying I treat each individual thing separately from others of its group, like I know I should be doing.

And this isn't about episodes. I'm obviously not going to watch one episode in a TV series because it's the one good episode. If I'm not familiar with the storyline, there's really no point (though even then, I won't assume the episode is bad, I just won't watch it). As for individual videos that have no relation to each other other than they're of the same general style/structure, yeah, I'm okay with giving each one a chance. A small chance, at worst, but still a chance. That's not to say I'm going to sift through Youtube Poop either to look for good stuff, that's also idiotic. But if someone posts a video and insists that it's good, I'm not going to say "I'm not watching that because it's YouTube Poop."

Furthermore, if I sent any one of you a song, especially you Mikero, I'd frankly be surprised and disappointed to hear anything along the lines of "Oh, it's [insertgenrehere], so it must be crap, and I refuse to listen to it."

Alright, guys.

Less talk, more art.

I keep reading something about Doodle Magic here, and seeing no art.

No offense, but I find it kind of pretentious to say "Uh, hey guys, you're breaking the rules, stoppit" especially when I'm not even a mod. When I try to bring things back on topic, I simply provide something for on-topic discussion and I skip the "Get back on topic" bit.

For example:
photo6water.PNG is cool, I like how it, uh... reflects. Because it's water.

Not that I have anything good to say about photographs in this instance, but you know, I try.

Debates aren't dropped that easily, either way.

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Furthermore, if I sent any one of you a song, especially you Mikero, I'd frankly be surprised and disappointed to hear anything along the lines of "Oh, it's [insertgenrehere], so it must be crap, and I refuse to listen to it."

So not the same thing.

I still think the same basic principle applies, but that's okay with me if you don't.

I see what you're trying to say, don't worry. I just don't agree.

This is redonkeylips. Sano, you should make some art to relieve the tension.

Taaaaaaaake oooooooon meeeeeee!
I seriously like this, it was put on display at my School for the longest time. My art teacher said it displayed some hidden bravery or something 'cause I drew in all my acne and wrinkles or something, she also said it was funny how it reminded her of Shaggy from Scooby Doo. ...Then I brought it home to show my Dad, he said the expression dopey and he didn't like it, then he made me very sad.

SIGMA DOESN'T LIKE YOU

I thought everyone had forgotten my Dad was Sigma.
I took me a second to get that myself.

Yeah, I was originally going to say "DADDY", but then I remembered.

...daddy wasn't there...

Aren't you guys going to comment on my ugly drawing?

THAT WAS A DRAWING?

#####.

Aren't you guys going to comment on my ugly drawing?

No.

...to take me to the fair...

You all make me sad.

Hey you're pretty talented!

I wish my father was Sigma v.v Sigma would've made a better dad.

...to change my underwear...

Not too shabby Sano.

I really like it, I agree with your art teacher. I'm not saying that you look bad, but you can tell that you didn't try to make yourself look good. Which is very brave, and unusual for someone to do when they are making a self portrait.

Sano's probably the only one on this site that I would be comfortable calling ugly in a mean way.


But I'm not going to do that (despite the fact that I sort of already did) because I'm not an asshole.

Sano's probably the only one on this site that I would be comfortable calling ugly in a mean way.

Oh that ASR!
Choke on a fat one, douche bag.

lol

Easy, children.

Hey guys! Look at ASR's head, it looks like a #####ing cotton swab.

We love you, Sano. Deep down inside, really, we do.

On opposite day!

Really, though... I like the portrait. It's got a very smooth style that I'm sort of fond of, and it's clean enough to have it's own... well, style. I like it.

Taaaaaaaake oooooooon meeeeeee!

Vincenzo's mobile went off in class today and that's his ringtone. I recognized it and so did our prof and he was like "Is-Is that 'Take On Me'?" and Vincenzo said "Yeah. As if you recognized it" and our prof said "... I lived through it."

Was funny.

You aren't going to comment on my art?
That makes me sad, I actually value your artistic opinions above everyone else's.

Sano's probably the only one on this site that I would be comfortable calling ugly in a mean way.


But I'm not going to do that (despite the fact that I sort of already did) because I'm not an asshole.

I'm the same way, except I only intentionally act like an ass to be funny. If I said something cruel, it's not to be an outright dick.

In all seriousness on the picture, I'd say the same. You did good a job on working on the detail there. It's just... weird.

...You're a hypocrite.

Elaborate.

Vincenzo

Best name ever.

OK well I can't tell how accurate it is or isn't  but the hair looks like a cartoon or anime since it's all in blocks, or clumps rather, which is something you want to do to make animation easier, you want to go all out on portrait- You still make hair groups but not just one big mass. You should start putting an eyeline down in rough stages because one eye is higher than the other. The ear is big and the shoulders seem small.

The shoulders are bigger actually, the whole thing wouldn't fit on my scanner.
I don't really have an excuse for the other mistakes though.

Yeah, like I said over in a PM, I wasn't calling the picture ugly when I said it was weird. Maybe unique would've been a better word for it. It's good work.

Everyone says this drawing is weird...

Knobby knees, man tits, hustle.

Toaster and Chainsaw man are normal though.

Yeah, that's the part of the picture that's weird... that... armless thing... wait it has arms on its legs... o_O

Thats hangin' up on the refrigerator material right there.

Knobby knees, man tits, hustle.

Yeah, that's the part of the picture that's weird... that... armless thing... wait it has arms on its legs... o_O

Why're y'all hatin' on Mr.Hustle? He's an alien space thing or something, he's a perfectly normal whatever he is.

Toaster and Chainsaw man are normal though.

Their names are Toasty and Chainsaw Face... And what about Lacey? Does she look weird?

Ignoring the thunder thighs and knobby knees, nope.

I'm well aware of the fact I can't draw women or legs well, but still I must say...

:'(

Why sad?
I said that besides those it wasn't bad....

Meh... I don't know, I'm just peeved that people always look at the problems with my #####ty drawings instead of what's good about 'em.

Yeah but if you don't know what's bad about your drawings then how are you supposed to improve on them?

Love Mr. Chainsaw Face, btw.

If you talk to someone who doesn't know jack about art, they'll be like "WHOAH THAT'S AMAZING" and sure it might make you happy but in the end even you know deep down inside how wrong you are.
A good artist is an even better critic and will help your artwork improve as well.
And of course there's those people with at least a basic understanding of art so they criticize you, too, which is still great. Get over it if it sounds negative, you pansy.

In fact, you know it's decent if someone takes time out of their schedule to comment on it and try to give you tips.

All we get is criticism in my program, and they rarely bother to say what's good unless it's important to know it so you don't change that when you're fixing the what seems like everything that's wrong with what you show them. Sure, after a while everyone is walking around in a depressed stupor, but it works out (I guess). You just gotta deal with it. But it's harder online as you can't possibly read someone's tone perfectly correct.

If you talk to someone who doesn't know jack about art, they'll be like "WHOAH THAT'S AMAZING" and sure it might make you happy but in the end even you know deep down inside how wrong you are.

See: DeviantART.

Well then, how about you actually give me your opinion on my drawing Mike?

Well everyone's off balance and are not standing on the same plane. Waist down proportion is off but waste up isn't bad. Covering up half the face and using fists for everybody don't hide that you're not confident in drawing/you can't draw those things; In fact, they're the #1 sign of that.

I can't tell if the chainsaw man is facing sideways or forward but I assume the blade (well, chain thing) comes out where his face would be. Either way, don't draw a side profile or straight on view for anything unless it's necessary, always go for 3/4 views. So you'll want to draw him with a foreshortened 'blade' and multiple sides on the boxy part, you want to show 3D depth in your work.

Drawing on paper is essentially tricking the eye; You have force depth. Making the illusion of three dimensions in two.

I'd draw what I mean for you if I wasn't isn't finals and totally knackered right now.

'Kay, noted.
But'cha know what? I wish people would look past the drawing and actually look into the drawing, ya know, see what it is and stuff. I mean, that's why I draw and stuff.

A rabbit chainsaw headed man?

Well yeah, that's pretty much it.
I don't really draw just for the sake of art really, I kind of draw just because I enjoy it, and it passes the time, but the real reason I draw is just so that ideas I have can be in a form that others can see. I'd really like to improve my skills just so I'd be able to convey my ideas in a clearer form. Ya dig?

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*Takes a big poop.*

What happened to Wario's arm in the last pic?

ROB threw a gyro at it.

I do like the bottom one.

Tell me why you like it.

No.

I like it because it's got colors.

I like how you actually HAVE backgrounds in a lot of your art.

I like pencil crayons.

Like more than a friend.

YES!!!!!!
Sano = +50 respect!

King JC?

Nice FINGER!

What's on his finger that's got him so shocked?

I like pencil crayons.

Like more than a friend.

Make jokes like that more often. Totally serious right now.

I didn't really expect anyone to laugh. It's just something I say. But if it's getting annoying, sure, I can stop.

No, that actually is funny.

It is. I WAS actually being serious.

I'm going to use that line, to be honest. That was my mental note the first time I read it, and now that I realized I haven't used it, I'm reinforcing the first mental note.

I think I made the same mental note, and also didn't follow through.

OH BE QUIET.

Just two things I did while at Community College.

A cup who helped me through hard times.
A friend who gave me and that cup a level of quality to strive towards.

I'd upload some of the stuff that I think is better, but my art is too big and my scanner is too small.

EDIT: And a little bit of something you'd normally expect from me! Just some graffiti I left on a board last year in Math class.

Yep, I'm making a post in this thread.

No, Sano didn't make me do it! It was completely my idea.

I also didn't post in the wrong topic before.

...

Actually, those are getting better Sano.

Minda is a jerk.

Mike, how about a real comment?
I always listen to what you say most, 'cause you've established yourself as a far superior artist.

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More!
Yeah, sorry about the quality of the images. It's 'cause I took the pictures with my phone. I'm afraid the drawings'll get fubared if I try and take 'em home to get an actual good scan of 'em.

Holy crap Sano made good art.

Seriously.
That goomba is the man.

Woah.

Nice. I like.

This is a drastic difference in quality. Sano, you...
... you did good. Sano did good.

I think he's found his medium; charcoal.

Also drawing Yaranaika faces on popular characters.

I think he's found his medium; charcoal.

It's not charcoal.

Also drawing Yaranaika faces on popular characters.

How did you know about that?

HOT DAMN SANO. Great stuff, scan that Luigi one in, that looks fantastic. And the hand thing looks pretty kickin' too.

Luigi is funnay, and your shading is improving. Try to get away from that spot on lighting (where shading is ALWAYS on the outside edges) since that's pretty much the least realistic type of lighting there is and you only find it in like photoshoots and stuff. Look up diffused lighting examples and stuff, that's the most realistic and you can put directional shading on top of it later. My favourite part of it is the cloud face though, I gotta say.

The hand one just looks cool, if nothing else. That's mostly attributed to the splashes of black rather than the hand itself, which really only needs work because you lack practice with hands. Easily fixed. But the fact that you're attempting hands is good since most people shy away from them (which is actually very counter-productive).

The Luigi one automatically made me think of "The Scream" by Edvard Munch.

I loved the Luigi one, lots. Good work, Sano.

I like Robert Munsch better than Edvard Munch.

: Chron  23 September 2008, 03:09:02

I think he's found his medium; charcoal.

It's not charcoal.

: Chron  23 September 2008, 03:09:02

Also drawing Yaranaika faces on popular characters.

How did you know about that?

I have enough internet meme knowledge to write several volumes.

Please don't.

Oh, I wouldn't do it here.
And I definitely wouldn't use my name on it.

I hate this.
It looks like crap.
It's not finished.
I might not even finish it.
It sucks.

With some good coloring it could look pretty damned good. Color it.

Can't, I've actually already started shading it.
I've never really been too good at coloring things.

PRACTICE then.

Once shaded, add color on the computer.

His hand seems to be missing a line under the cigarette. You know, the edge of it.

The Luigi one and the one before it are amazing! Hands are HARD to draw. You're getting pretty good man!

Well, it came out okay.
It's not really what I wanted.
The shading is too bland.
Then my bitch art teacher told me I couldn't use it in my portfolio because it wasn't school appropriate.

Art teacher= skank.

That's sick.

How is it not school appropriate?

Your art teacher is the opposite of mine.

I'm sure I told the story here before, but I had a game going for the whole semester where I'd hide a drawn cock in every one of my assignments, and she was allowed to deduct a point if she could find it.

EDIT: I would've said "penis", which is nicer and friendlier than cock, but for some reason, ##### is censored. I bypassed.

My art teacher's a bitch too. If you're late, just once, and only by say a minute, you get a detention all lunch.

That's absolutely horrible. It makes me mad. You should take that ##### to the principal or something.

That's absolutely horrible. It makes me mad. You should take that ##### to the principal or something.

Your post made me very sad till I read the last sentence.

I guess smoking isn't school appropriate, and the pose is typical of smoking a joint rather than a cigarette.

So what, just because you are in school means you can't make any kind of satirical statement? I mean seriously, what is art without sarcasm and satire? This is probably the same school where they make you read Huckleberry Finn or Catcher in the Rye for christ's sake. Do you see my point?

Salvador Dali can paint a melting clock covered in ants, and in my opinion, that's making a much more offensive statement than someone simply smoking a cigarette. And just because it's more complex, just because simpletons don't understand it, means it's A-OK. Maybe that's why the artists do it that way...

This is probably the same school where they make you read Huckleberry Finn or Catcher in the Rye for christ's sake.

Great books.
Yeah, reading those and there being no art like that allowed is bull.

So what, just because you are in school means you can't make any kind of satirical statement?

Still art.

2 for 1 special.

This is the sort of thing where not even a 2-for-1 deal is enough to make me buy it.

So... Here's my first painting ever.

It looks like a dinosaur holding a fly swatter.

It's a fly swatting people, John.

Neat idea.

Hi, Billy Mays here!

AWESOME!

Love!