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Recently I received and Egg for Christmas, as I stated earlier in the Christmas topic. At first I did not understand.. and was all like "WTF MATE?" But now I see that this is a very special egg, an egg that grows, and soon becomes a living breathing (not rly) being. and then I was all like "lolk"

And then I decided, I would like to share this glorious event with you all. A birth story if you will, each day or so, I will update photos of the growing being in the egg. Truly, this will be a birth of a wonderous being in the MMM community. So without further ado. I present the first few photos of, EGG.

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:There it is, at first this egg confused and angered me. I was all like wtf.

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:As soon as I found out it grows, I began to panic, assuring it would grow comfortably. I thought it would need a name as well, so I named it EGG. The flash has been turned off, to ensure better visualization.

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:The directions on the box instructed me to place EGG in water for rapid growth. But whats this!? EGADS! EGG SEEMS TO BE FLOATING! As if to tell me it does not wish to gro-
(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4927/dscn4384og0.jpg)
: NVM

So there you have it, the first moments of EGG's life beginning to blossom. I hope for a great growth story to show everyone, and I would be honored if you all stay with me, every step of the way.

Thank you.

So... this is just a regular chicken egg? I'm lost.

But now I see that this is a very special egg, an egg that grows, and soon becomes a living breathing (not rly) being.

It is not a chicken egg, as stated, it's a special egg with a growing substance in it. I do not know what will come out of it at the moment, but I know it won't be a chicken, or a yolk for that matter.

THAT EGG IS STUPID. YOU'RE STUPID.

WHAT A LOVING UNCLE YOU ARE AYCH!  :'(

You should name it something...

like... SMEGMA. That would be an awesome name.

AWESOME

Name it Eva Longoria.

- UNCLE JAKE

For now, the name stays as EGG. Since I do not know what it will be like when it comes out of the egg.. it could be a car for all we know. Or... a dinosaur.... OR! A CAR DINOSAUR! Wouldn't that be cool? eh? eh?

Also, more pictures.

::DAY 1.5::

I thought EGG would be somewhat bored or hungry, trapped inside the egg and glass.. So I decided I should feed him. First, I tried an apple, I want EGG to grow up healthy and strong after all.

(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8594/dscn4386jy0.jpg)
: That didn't work out too well..

:I then tried for a more simple approach, perhaps some juice would be better, I poured powdered juice powder (lol) inside the glass. So he can drink easily.
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/127/dscn4387yz6.jpg)
: Doesn't seem to-
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: Oh, #####!.

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:I avoided the catastrophe at the last moment, I cleaned out the glass and gave EGG it's first bath.. after all this chaos, I wonder if I would be fit as a parent?

A cardinosaur named Smegma would be cooler.

Oh, I remember having one of these, except the Egg was plastic and whatnot. I got a Green Dinosaur.

You'd be fit as a parent alright.

A negligent one.

I bet it will be a Yoshi.

Happy Ending! ...?

Maybe. I'm curious what will come out of this egg as well.

Uh... Dude, you're drowning your baby.

This is cool. Can I be godfather?

I call being his great-uncle if Mike is the godfather.

Oooh, dibs on being the wise, dignified grammaw.

And I'll be the insensitive jackass that claims to have been seeing the mother for the whore she is while I pay child's support and threaten WIND's life with guns 'n ##### 'cause I'm PO'd and yo' ain't that baby's daddy. *waves finger*

I glanced at that and wondered why "roses" was censored.
Ha.

'Cause Slash looks kind of foolish with the whole curly hair, top hat, sunglasses thing.

Don't forget the leather and beer belly.
Scary.

Scarier than Prince and Michael Jackson eating spaghetti off of the same plate?

...
What the ##### is wrong with your head?

e_e

Everyone knows Prince only eats pancakes.


... bitches.

Can I... Be the pet?

You can... Be the pest.

^It's cool handsome baller ##### like that what makes me godfather material!

I am the crazy uncle.  Who secretly does heroin.

But are you the molester uncle or is that DZX9?

Can I be the hillbilly cousin who only appears in one episode and then is never mentioned again?

I hope it becomes a mutant squid and eats you alive.

Or at least horribly mangles you to the point where you can't use a keyboard.

Refrencing anime is a stupid thing to do. Be smart, don't do it.

I hope it becomes a mutant squid and eats you alive.

Or at least horribly mangles you to the point where you can't use a keyboard.

I hope it has powers of teleportation and decides to retain its figure by transporting all its fat to your body.

Refrencing anime is a stupid thing to do. Be smart, don't do it.

Saying hypocritical statements is a stupid thing to do. Be smart, don't do it.

uhh...

Oh my God, Jake. You JUST ripped open a portal in my mind leading to my childhood. THANK YOU.

Bobby?
What.
Bobby?
Whaaat.
BOBBY?
That's my name!

Oooh, I remember the Christmas episode.

The tree caught on fire...

And Bobby's present was okay and he got that Captain Squash handheld which was like a giant brick with a huge ass joystick on it and he was all THIS IS WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT and then his cousin which was a parallel of his nasty ol' brother was all like :( cause he wanted it too, but Bobby was all like here take it and he was all happy and then he said THIS IS WHAT CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT and then the grandma/aunt/whatever was all like MY FRUITCAKE IS OKAY WANT A PEICE? And everyone was all like EW NO and she was all like :( and then Howard said OKAY JUST A SLICE and she was all :) I hope you know.

Nice egg by the way.

: CM  27 December 2007, 03:50:10

I hope it becomes a mutant squid and eats you alive.

Or at least horribly mangles you to the point where you can't use a keyboard.

I hope it has powers of teleportation and decides to retain its figure by transporting all its fat to your body.

I actually hope it does a reverse effect of that, where it takes all my extra fat and turns it into some kind of soap.

I am the crazy uncle.  Who secretly does heroin.

Uncle Tim?
I didn't know you were on the internet!
I thought were still in rehab from your last overdose!
(I'm not kidding though)

That is so weird.  I have an Uncle Tim that used to do drugs and went to rehab! No joke!

...
Are we cousins?

I don't think so.  MY Uncle Tim was in rehab, like, 20 years ago.

::DAY 2::

EGG is beginning to hatch! Of course, he's taking his sweet ass time.

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Also.

ITS TIEM 4 A RAFUL! PUT NAEMS IN A BUKET AND ILL CHOSE 1!! The winning name will be EGG's new name.

I add Saki to the bucket.

*Saki is added to the bucket*

Binky.

*Binky is added to the bucket*
*slips Steve-o-saur Jr. into bucket*

M-my friend wanted to name it that...

>.>
<.<

I add Colin to the bucket because 'call-in' and 'coal-on' sound similar.
Full name: Colin McSphincter

Mitch.

Jule. If it's female, May. But, you can name it march Marge. Or august...
Name him October!

Snow.

OOH I LIKE THAT ONE!

Hoo yeah.  Uncle Jake sure can pick em, huh?

OMFG! DINOSAAAAAAUR!
(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/5682/dscn4398bc6.jpg)

JOSEPHINE FUENTES!

OMFG THAT'S INSANE!
Get another one, but do it in a different substance, and try a bunch of things, from Coke to antifreeze to blood!

OMFG! OMFG! IT'S GOING TO EEEEEEEEEEET US!

Also, you should name it, "LUR OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSIEYE EIGHT!"

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIT that is AWESOME.

I tried to give it something to eat again. I tried the apple.
(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1958/dscn4401us3.jpg)

2 minutes later.
(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1204/dscn4402rw8.jpg)

OH HO HO! it as quite an appetite, just like me. : D

Does it still grow while on water?
Also... Male or female?

Don't tell me that little white box under the moniter is your Mac...
Jeezum.

YAY DINOSAUR!

Yep, and while it's not the greatest computer in the world (it's definitely not) it goes great with my monitor, it fits right on top.

Hurry and pick a naaaaaaame

You shut your whore mouth.

All these names suck. But.... the new name is...


Prince.

HAHA! Unintentional name! LOL!!!!11

Prince is a male name right?
RIGHT?
Because in Harry Potter there's Madame Prince...
CREEEEEEPY.

Take your Harry Potter dribble elsewhere young mollusk.

Besides, Harry Potter also has elves, girl wizards and horribly written homoerotic fanfictions in its namesake.

None of these exist.

I don't care what you say.

WIND should be jealous of Slugkid spending a whole extra day on here over him.

BUT, Prince needs a crown, is he too grown up to have lost his head's soft spot? I hope not, that crown will need to stay in there tightly!

Ok I'll shut up.
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...Psst.... Is it male or not?

It's a male, and prince gets no crown.

Name 'em Sunnyside or Scrambles.

NO.

Hell I don't know what to name it.

You shut your whore mouth.

All these names suck. But.... the new name is...


Prince.

HAHA! Unintentional name! LOL!!!!11

Fun fact: I WAS thinking about submitting "Prince" as the name, but I decided against it since he was mentioned in this topic earlier.

You should have named him Bowser.

Name him "Colonel More Powerfuller Than Batman Superman Spider-Man And The Incredible Hulk Put Together".

No, not really.

Name 'im Kid Awexomeasaurus.

Besides, Harry Potter also has elves, girl wizards and horribly written homoerotic fanfictions in its namesake.

What doesn't have horribly written homoerotic fanfictions in its namesake?

SlugKid.

Where's that bizarre Japanese EGG I LOVE YOU flash animation when you need it?

He's a growin well.

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closeup.

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He has his godfather's take-no-guff attitude. I takes no guff, you know how I do.

Dude, I think he's old enough to step out of the cup now.

HE'S A GROWING BOY YOU JUST WANT TO MOLEST HIM.

Dude, no. Kids are disgusting.

That's just what a pedodinophile would say to trick us.

pedodinophile

Say it like Ned Flanders.

Dude, it's really not funny to call someone a pedophile when they aren't.

Notice that Mike said pedoDINOphile.
That's why it's funny.

: Mikero  29 December 2007, 04:10:18

pedodinophile

Say it like Ned Flanders.

I'd rather say it like Lenny's "so long dennal plan (http://dennaldennal.ytmnd.com/)". Of course it's "dental plan" but you know how it sounds.

Pedodinophiiiile!

Dinophiiiiile!

Dinophiiiiile!

Dinophiiiiile!

Dinophiiiiile!

Dinophiiiiile!

I find it less funny, but I can easily sound it out in my head. Worth a chuckle.
NEED NEW PICS NAO.

(http://www.theshipinabottle.com/images/T-Rex.JPG)

The little bugger had a growth spurt.

Them are some tiny midgets. Cuz he's not all that big, and he's not green.

Well, he's gotten quite big, starting to grow out of the cup, and his face is drying up!
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8890/dscn4410tl4.jpg)

I put him in a new little bowl, size comparison to my new iPod nano. (just showing off)
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/9038/dscn4411hm2.jpg)

Now he has a nice little corner in the nook of my desk, yay!
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8812/dscn4413wy9.jpg)

Dude, that case is totally ruining the coolness of your Nano.

No no, it's very good. My new iPod already has a scratch. Besides, I like having protection and a lanyard.

Oh oh oh, I'm sure it protects it. But you know what else can do the job? A rubber one.  And they're less visible. And it comes with a little hole for a lanyard.  And it's more cool.

Jake's suggesting you to get a rubber. :O

It IS rubber.

YOU'RE rubber.

YOU'RE a towel.

You are rubber, I am glue, whatever you say... is retarded.

Yeah? Well. You're stupid.

Takes dumb to know dumb.

I know you are but what am I?

Rubber. We've discussed this.

And you're a towel, and glue apparently. A glue covered towel, and rubber...

: |

: D

Wait.  Did we just have sex?

A cum covered towel.

YEAH I SAID IT BUT YOU WERE THINKING IT SO DON'T #####.

Anyway I made my own case for my Nano and everyone thinks it's boss. I couldn't find a single case or protection for the Nano that I liked enough to buy. Most of them are horrible crap. The only downside to mine is that I have to open the case to press buttons but that's nothing.

I made it out of this tin box that looks kind of like an iPod Nano already and had candy in it. It's the perfect size, and that's really the only reason I bought it in the first place. It was a n easy mod away from being a dope armor for my mp3 player.

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The little bugger had a growth spurt.

Oh no a T-Rex is gonna kill me while I stand on this chair next to this length of rope looking like a jackass 'cause apparently my siblings don't care!

Ah, snap.  Was it an Altoids tin?  I saw one that could maybe work... aw, now I wanna make my own case.

Not an Altoids tin, just some non famous candy I found at a rock clothes store. Interestingly enough, I got the idea because one of my teachers last year told me he chose his camera specifically because it fit perfectly in an Altoids tin, and that's where I got the idea.

Candy containers kicks ass.

Altoids tins even be used as a PSP game case.

And a tic tac case can carry a lot of DS games.

And this candy wrapper? *places on head*

can be used as a hat.

And I can use you as tiger food.

And I can use you fer soup. Mushroom soup.

C'mere u!

Cream of Jake, the unused item in Commander Keen 2.

peverted wind wants jakes mushroom cream.

I feel dirty just typing that.

It's chalked full of vitamin R.

And aids.

Shut up, my cream gives you an automatic 1up, biiiiiiiiiitch.

Come on, it's X+2up. You (1), me (2), and anyone who's watching (X).

Scaaaaaaaaary...

Yuck.

I think the majority of pervosity on this board radiates from JC.

Perverted Wind and I do make up at least 2/3rd of it.

I thought it was closer to 80%.

It's not really perverted, it's just grossout.

You know whats gross? Jake cream in a can. Seriously, who eats mushroom soup these days? Grotty!

Botulism...

Ah, snap.  Was it an Altoids tin?  I saw one that could maybe work... aw, now I wanna make my own case.

I used Sour Altoids tins to hold my PSP games. Perfect fit. I use an old leather Game Boy Pocket case to hold my DS Lite. It's badass. I'll post a pic later. Until then...

Here's one of Jake's childhood drawings:

Does that have anything to do with anything?

He mentioned Christopher Corncob earlier in the thread which reminded me of Robo Caveman.

So, no.

EDIT:
Game Boy Pocket is the same size as the DS Lite:

Oh my goodness.  That was at the peak of my creativity.

I am but the withered husk of a mushroom I once knew.

Go on, boy, draw Christopher Corncob!

Whatever happened to our poor rocks and beavers? Or was it just the one Rock & Beaver?

That's awesome ASR. Perfect size for a recycled case.

He mentioned Christopher Corncob earlier in the thread which reminded me of Robo Caveman.

So, no.

Just checkin'.

This makes me want Abe to draw Space Tarzan.

Which I wrote a whole logline for a story about for a Scriptwriting class this past March. Which was called 'The Adventures Of Space Tarzan In Space In The Year 2000'. Which I drew a comic book cover for.

Which I should post (logline and drawing).

I'll give it a shot Ayesar but honestly I don't thi--WHABAM

OCTOPUS TENTACLE!

SPIKEWITHTWOGREENRINGS!

SOMEONETRIEDTOPLAYTICTACTOEON THECOBANDFAILED!

Don't hate the player.

Jake, now that I think about it... you've shown me either this drawing or a very similar drawing already once before.

Well, this isn't the first time I've come up with the name Christopher Corncob before, I just happened to have this little number on hand.

HAHA WHAT THE HELL

What is this, a frikkin museum?

Well, at least you were kind enough to show her the least embarassing one ever.

Which one did I show her?

I forgot all the stuff I said, but I had the sole intention of embarrassing you. I'm such a dicky friend.

Whatever happened to EGG?

Who?

He became a MEGG.

Did she get PREGG?

Who?

You just waltzed in, upacked your bags after your awesome cruise, and urinated all over WIND's thread.

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Chandelle75/dung.gif)

My thoughts are above.

on a related note that is a picture of poop from neopets which features items called neggs which are basically eggs but with a new letter added on top so this post is totally relevant except now i look like a tool for having any knowledge on neopets

You're such a tool! You're a two-in-one Hammer/Screwdriver!

Well. I knew what ASR was talking about.

At least its not that Webkins crap that has kids PAYING for online virtual pets and whatnot.

He became a MEGG.

What the smeg?