The MBoard

If anyone remembers me, then you might also remember my cheap 5 minute comics I used to make called Mega Tard *insert series name here*. Well here I am reviving that thread with my newest addition to the Mega Tard series: Mega Tard Zero

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Yay, I remember the MegaTards.
Keep it up.
(it's a little hard to read on the Wii)

It's Mega Retarded all right. I don't really need to say more.

That's the point, and why it's so awesome.

THE ENEMIES HAVE SMILEY FACES. I LOVE IT.

Its amusing....Its kind of hard to read though, maybe you could write a little bit bigger next time?

Keep it up.

Heres my next comic. HURR

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Haha. "Wrong series."

Loved it.

Well, I got lost after the Ciel came back... Then Zero did a Giga Crush?

I don't think that's Ceil

The giga crush thing was from ZX, when Aile/Vent transform into model ZX for the first time and their hair spreads out in a G Gundam sort of way.

OH, right.
<3 G Gundam.

It's still #####ing retarded. I don't understand anything in this comic. It fails hard. Like your mom failing to my cock.

It's still #####ing retarded. I don't understand anything in this comic.

The illusion is complete! It's not meant to have effort at all, and points out random and stupid flaws in  the games.

You can tell it's MEANT to be that way because the effort put into the headpieces on the chick. It's part of what makes it funny.

It's suposed to be pretending to be retarded, but it actually is retarded. It's stupid and garbage.

You're stupid garbage, but we don't go around telling you that.

Yeah, you tell 'em Sano! Show him who's boss! Raise those fists and punch your computer screen!

You first. ^_^

Until now.
We see it for what it really is, you judge it by it's art style, while the actual script/story on most of the Megatards is quite good.

It's not even funny. It's a bunch of stupid scribbles that fails at life and the so called script is a bunch of retarded comments that make no sesne and are ultilmately gay. I don't see what you see this in this peice of garabge you call a comic.

It's a bunch of stupid scribbles that fails at life

Yes, this comic fails at life.

and the so called script is a bunch of retarded comments that make no sesne and are ultilmately gay.

At least he spell checks.

I don't see what you see this in this peice of garabge you call a comic.

Then.. Leave?

CM's right. This comic has no point in the storyline whatsoever. There's no action, and the drawings are so poor. I mean, it's on lined paper and without color for cryin' out loud. This comic requires a megaphone at maximum volume just so I can properly announce that this comic is indeed "retarded".

Therefore, I demand production of this comic to increase immediately.

If it can make me chuckle, it's not that bad.

It needs tits.

Female ones.

Well here's #3, tried making the letters bigger this time, dunno if it worked out though. Incase you don't know, that thing in the golem's hand is Ciel...

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"Durr!"
...Awesome.

LMAO

Snowman XD

I hated that boss.

... It's the intro boss. I hope you don't mean difficulty wise.

I mean, I despise the Zero series and it's difficulty with a passion, but come on.

Nah, he was easy (on the fifth try), they just kept coming back, and they looked dumb.

Seriously, really, honestly. Stop complainin' about the difficulty, it's nothing, it's even easier than the original and X series.


GOSH!

Well, I could beat Zero one when I was around 13, so it wasn't that bad.

Hmmm If he's "Snowman" wouldn't he make more of a "Burr!" rather than a "Durr!"?

Oh well.

Look to the left, not the right.

Is that Ceil?

Ciel is the thing in the Golem's hand, the snowman is the speech bubble, and MMZ is easy, but just forget about that.

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HAHA! Pure #####ing gold!

As he gets ready to suicide.

I CAN'T SEE ANY OF THEM. PLEASE FIX IT. PLEASE.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME BACK!

I see them all just fine and dandy.

Zero took it right between the eyes. Hilarious comic.

"Buster is now able to charge without explanation"

I laughed. I remember the old Megatard comics, good to see more.

Win.

I see them all just fine and dandy.

They were down last night.

Ah, okay.

YAY BACK LOVE

Mad props on making crappy into awesome. It rarely ever works.

You should throw in that accursed ranking system in your comic to show how much of a failure Zero is now.

Brilliant! I shall start adding the ranking system from time to time now, oh Xero you always have ideas :D.

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Delicious.

I hated those little text boxes that told you've completed a random and unnecasary accomplishment. Why did they have to appear below you? I fell into a pit of spikes because I couldn't see! >: O

*throws chair*

What idiot decided they should go along the bottom and block the player's view of the ground? They should have gone at the top.

Yet another reason why MMZ fails.

Oh pshaw! Wasn't that bad, it was worth the play, definitely a good MM game for the GBA.

I wouldn't let Rez catch you saying that.

Hey, I'm entitled to my opinion, even if nobody else likes it. Now shut your pie hole you little Tachikoma before I flip you over on your side!

The first one is kinda good game for GBA... Wait, no. It isn't. But it's better than BN4. Or in the same range.  haven't played BN4 for quite a while, like... two years.

We Tachikoma can self-right y'know. You're threats are empty.

And MM&B was a much better GBA MM.

I liked Zero 2, it's just interesting all around, bosses, weapons, skills etc. Not saying Zero is the best series, god knows it's not, but it's not worth the 24/7 attacks.

We Tachikoma can self-right y'know. You're threats are empty.

How bout a threat from a chainsaw, will that work? >.>

And MM&B was a much better GBA MM.

True, but afterall, it was on the SNES first.

I liked Zero 2, it's just interesting all around, bosses, weapons, skills etc. Not saying Zero is the best series, god knows it's not, but it's not worth the 24/7 attacks.

Zero could have been worse, but it could also have been a hell of a lot better.

: Kamon   6 January 2008, 16:38:06

We Tachikoma can self-right y'know. You're threats are empty.

How bout a threat from a chainsaw, will that work? >.>

Do you really think a chainsaw will do anything to a tank?

: preventerWIND   6 January 2008, 16:41:18

: Kamon   6 January 2008, 16:38:06

We Tachikoma can self-right y'know. You're threats are empty.

How bout a threat from a chainsaw, will that work? >.>

Do you really think a chainsaw will do anything to a tank?

That's why I asked lololololo

Well, now you know.

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Well here's comic number I don't know, enjoy

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Actually, he succeeded in my eyes.

I love this comic.

I <3 Someguy

If you love him so much why don't you marry him?

BECAUSE HE'S MINE!!111

Anyway, this is pretty funny. Keep up the good work.

If you love him so much why don't you marry him?

Don't mock the purity of my love! T_T

I <3 Someguy

I'm loved! :D

Lawl, here's something I just had to post up, cred to WIND for drawing it.

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Now for the actual comic!

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: Panda   7 January 2008, 11:12:57

I <3 Someguy

I'm loved! :D

... by Panda...

...You're just jealous!

I very much am not.

Translation: He's jealous.

No,

I very much am not.

I mean, who knows what Panda has?

A bamboo st- OH I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

I don't want his bamboo stick anywhere near me or my city.

Again comics win.

Anyways Someguy could you post the X series comics too.

OMFG MY UNICORN!!! : D

Again comics win.

Anyways Someguy could you post the X series comics too.

Do you mean post up some new MTX comics? Or make some new ones? I don't got any creative ideas currently, but I'll try with a new MTX short in the next MTZ

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Once again, confusing as always but in that undeniably loveable way. Yay!

And Xero just meant that you should repost all the old MegaTard X ones, not really make new ones, persay.

I just realized I asked if he meant for me to make new MTX's twice

Oh, see, I thought you were trying one of those manly, no-nonsense, tough guy lines.

"Ah ya gonna' make me a sammich, or ah ya gonna' make me a sammich?"

Love the sweet Jesus jazz. KEEP IT UP BITCH

Deleted Scene/MTZ Blooper:

"Sweet Jesus!"
"Actually, it's Zero, but you can call me Jesus..."
"No thx"
"I gots a PSP..."
"DEAL!"

So.. uh.. where'd all the comics go? WE DEMAND BLUNT HUMOR!

Meh, I got half a comic done, that good enough?

Updates and what not here soon  8)

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Urgh, double posting, but I got comics : D
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The warning told me this thread has been dead for at least 90 days. That means new comic time
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SOMEONE ROB US OF THE BOT

Moar.

GIVE MOAR.
WINZ

LOL WILLY

I liked it, as always. I don't know how you get away with it, really. Nobody should be able to get away with making stuff like this and having me enjoy it.

Nobody should be able to get away with making stuff like this and having me enjoy it.

8)
Here's MTC #2
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Heh, these are awesome.

Not bad.

Classic?
More liek assic!
No, I'm kidding, it's awesome.

rong powr up.

Next
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Dude, going back to get that thing was a real pain in the ass.
Wasn't it called the Magnet Beam or something stupid like that?
Oh wait, I just saw the title when I was about to hit the post button.
It was called the Magnet Beam.
Yeah, that name sucks.

Quick comic I made just to get ElecMan over with
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I DEMAND "ENERGIZE HONEY!" BECOME A NEW MEGAMAN MEME

I lol'd like usual. KEEP IT UP.