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I recently got some junk from Wal Mart that said "Equate- Dandruff Shampoo. Cooling formula." Or something to that effect on the label, I'd used the regular Equate Dandruff Shampoo because it smelled a tad bit like Egg Nog which I loved.

This stuff is powerful.

It pretty much burns my scalp, but in a good way, and leaves it tingling for about half an hour after I rinse it out. Cooling formula= mouthwash for your scalp.

Anybody else have any favorite brands of anti dandruff shampoo?

P.S. I hate that it's called "Dandruff Shampoo" on the bottle. It sends the wrong message.

I use Head & Shoulders.

Works wonders, keeps my hair soft and silky.

I've used it, a bit pricy for me. As is Selsun Blue, or whatever it is.
H&S has the same effect as this stuff, maybe it's the identical active ingredient....

Well, it doesn't burn my scalp, so I guess it's a step ahead.

It tingles to the extreme.
Funny too, the non-cooling formula, the kind I used to use, had the same ingredient, so they must put napalm or something in it.

I don't know how "anti-dandruff" a fortifying shampoo is, but I use Garnier's Fructis Fortifying shampoo, and then use their Fructis conditioner. It's really great, have used it for years.

I find it sad there's nothing better to talk about though.

I like how H&S smells.

I use this curly hair shampoo and this stuff that's supposed to make my hair shiny.

...

I'm not to keen on shampoo. >_>;;

American Crew, for greasy hair. I dunno why, but since my hairs thin, it gets dirty in a minute.. so I have to use the strong stuff.

Best. Topic. Ever. Period.

keeps my hair soft and silky.

(http://www.giesekeshop.de/images/headAndShouldersPack_IL.jpg)

Haha, my description matched dead on with the text on the bottle! Maybe not word-for-word, but the text is close enough to creep me out. Subliminal processing, bleh. Or maybe it's just the product doing its job!

I just use whatever's there.

Apparently, Suave.

I have the sudden urge to buy some L'Oreal Kids and see if it really is "tear-free."

I was always too scared to try as a kid.

Impossible, the tears of little children make the shampoo-emperor strong!

He needs a new groove.

I've heard it's tear-full depending on who you are and how you do.

And don't worry, I'm pretty sure "smooth & silky" is the industry standard description for good hair quality.

Fructis smells awesome.

He needs a new groove.

But not a new school...

I have no sense of smell... so I have absolutely no basis on choosing shampoo other than the results I can feel.

Which means, I might find the greatest shampoo ever... except it smells like #####. And I would never know.

Trust me, I don't take hair-care this seriously, since it's starting to sound like I do. I just buy Head & Shoulders, then I use it. Not much thinking involved.

Hey, guys.

Shampoo

hehehe.....

: ASR   4 January 2008, 05:21:15

He needs a new groove.

But not a new school...

I actually get a kick out of that show. Not that I watch it regularly, but it comes on during lunch so I'm like "Why not?"

Anyway Lex Luther doesn't use shampoo, and you should all learn from his example.

Luthor.

Anyway that show is actually not bad. I haven't seen the movie in it's entirety though.

I have no sense of smell... so I have absolutely no basis on choosing shampoo other than the results I can feel.

Which means, I might find the greatest shampoo ever... except it smells like #####. And I would never know.

Trust me, I don't take hair-care this seriously, since it's starting to sound like I do. I just buy Head & Shoulders, then I use it. Not much thinking involved.

I have to know a bit, because my hair is straight when short and curly when long so I need to condition daily or it hurts like a bitch when it starts curling. Well, it hurts either way, but less...

I use Garnier Fructis 2-in-1 Shampoo and Conditioner.

Best smelling hair in the whole school.

See Jake knows what's up.

Fresh hair, that's what's up.

I find it funny that all the Garnier commercials have some guy putting some girl's hair in a knot and then yanking the ##### out of it.

I hate using 2-in-1 shampoos. I only use conditioner so my hair doesn't feel rough and knotted. With 2-in-1s, it feels as if I just used normal shampoo.

Garnier is different. Garnier is better. Garnier is king.

I don't really care if I use a 2 in 1 or not but I don't like to over shampoo and I need to condition more so separate just works out better for me. But Fructis and H&S are probably the only good 2-in-1s out there.

Fructis makes the whole bathroom smell awesome.

One time I used this Red Zone 2-in-1 HAIR AND BODY WASH.  My head was flakier than the Nutty Professor with dry scalp.

That stuff only really works on body and body hair. I've use it before.

I was so excited though, cuz the commercial showed the guy rubbin it all on his head and his chest and I was like "THAT COULD BE ME!"

True dat. Dat is true.

This is the real deal. All emo kids need to use it, NO MORE TEARS
(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11065699/Johnson_Johnson_Baby_Shampoo.jpg)

Rub it in your eyes vigorously!

Maddox mails that out to people he hates.

L'Oréal. Because I'm worth it.

Fructis attracts wasps!

L'Oréal. Because I'm worth it.

I can't believe it took THIS long for someone to post that. Good man.

(http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/rje0019l.jpg)

Fructis attracts wasps!

Maybe in Waspville, Scotland.



WHERE YOU LIVE BY THE WAY!

.... I use this stuff from the Dollar Store. It's cheap, cleans my hair, and all that jazz.

Great for my meager budget and whatnot.

Lame.  You're lame, Lunche.

Yeah, God forbid I don't buy dandruff shampoo when I don't need it. Or any of those fruity brands.

B-but Lunche!

... You're worth it!

And the new H&S bottles look like L'Oreal bottles!

Yeah, God forbid I don't buy dandruff shampoo when I don't need it. Or any of those fruity brands.

You're a fruity brand.

Hey, Lunche, say "So is your face!" Do it, do it! It'll be hilarious!

: Lunchebox   6 January 2008, 08:48:57

Yeah, God forbid I don't buy dandruff shampoo when I don't need it. Or any of those fruity brands.

You're a fruity brand.

OOOOH PERMABURN!

My hair is both frizzy AND oily, somehow(frizzy when there's no oil to weigh it down, fried-chicken-greasy otherwise.  You could cook an egg in it, I swear.), so I have to use a divide-and-conquer strategy - A deep cleansing shampoo and an anti-frizz conditioner.  It works great.  Brand varies by store availability, but it's usually Suave or VO5.

: Lunchebox   6 January 2008, 08:48:57

Yeah, God forbid I don't buy dandruff shampoo when I don't need it. Or any of those fruity brands.

You're a fruity brand.

Your mother sells her body on the docks to sailors, going by the name of "Fruity Brand".

My hair is both frizzy AND oily, somehow(frizzy when there's no oil to weigh it down, fried-chicken-greasy otherwise.  You could cook an egg in it, I swear.)

That's disgusting, you have horrible hair!

: Jakey   6 January 2008, 20:17:10

: Lunchebox   6 January 2008, 08:48:57

Yeah, God forbid I don't buy dandruff shampoo when I don't need it. Or any of those fruity brands.

You're a fruity brand.

Your mother sells her body on the docks to sailors, going by the name of "Fruity Brand".

Okay, yeah, that comeback was better than mine.

: Cherry   7 January 2008, 00:10:36

My hair is both frizzy AND oily, somehow(frizzy when there's no oil to weigh it down, fried-chicken-greasy otherwise.  You could cook an egg in it, I swear.)

That's disgusting, you have horrible hair!

Well maybe if you stopped vomitting in her water heater...

Common sense, dude.

In this house, we have Selsun Blue and Aussie's shampoo for greasy roots/frizzy ends with desert lime. I also have Alberto V05 kiwi-lime conditioner. My hair responds well to citrus. :3

Cherry, I'd recommend the Aussie for you if you have that issue.

Also, get some light hair oil. It works wonders, and you can rinse it out at night with water usually. Also, don't wash your hair every day if you can stand it.

: Jakey   6 January 2008, 20:17:10

: Lunchebox   6 January 2008, 08:48:57

Yeah, God forbid I don't buy dandruff shampoo when I don't need it. Or any of those fruity brands.

You're a fruity brand.

Your mother sells her body on the docks to sailors, going by the name of "Fruity Brand".

You do it pro bono, or rather pro boner.

I use Sunsilk De-Frizz shampoo and conditioner, and also the 24/7 Creme.  Works wonders!!  My boyfriend uses Herbal Essenses; he has the greatest, best-smelling hair EVER.  Mmmm. 

Wait till you smell MY hair.

Your hair probably smells like farts and I don't want to know why!

Ass-hat.

Derelicte by Mugatu.

Yeah, well you can DereLICK MY BALLS.

*sigh* ASR.. your sons a mermaid...

...you're a towel!

ASR you're supposed to say merMAN. Oh well, good 'nuff.

The proper response was "MerMAN! He's a merMAN!"

Edit: Oph Wind got it.

I know, I forgot the scene. I knew it was still another Zoolander reference, but I was unable to recall the scene so I just went with my copout reference.

He's still a mermaid none the less.