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Funny IMs. Please refrain from textwalling.


Zombie GIR Girl (2:14:01 PM): *randomly hurls a soft, small, sand-filled rabbit at you*
Blitzer Volt (2:16:08 PM): *head opens up at the forehead and absorbs the rabbit*
Blitzer Volt (2:16:10 PM): DAKOTA
Blitzer Volt (2:16:17 PM): *rabbit ears srout from head*
Zombie GIR Girl (2:16:25 PM): srout
Blitzer Volt (2:16:31 PM): It's a new word
Blitzer Volt (2:16:34 PM): I invented it myself
Blitzer Volt (2:16:48 PM): I was trying to find a way to make vegetables sprout faster.
Blitzer Volt (2:16:57 PM): I realised I was using too much p, so I removed it.

No plz.

Mikero: Hi I'm Mike.
Girl: rqwrerttrvfffffff! *faints from ecstasy*

Drats, if only I had archived my conversations with Jake.
We had a very nice discussion about mycological reproduction.

xD

Mikero: Hi I'm Mike.
Girl: rqwrerttrvfffffff! *faints from ecstasy*

I don't believe you.

I did say hi to a girl and then she fainted later this one time, but I'm sure it the faint was unrelated to me.

dancertay333172: hello
dancertay333172: steve
WIND - I can't see #####: hi?
dancertay333172: who r u?
WIND - I can't see #####: steve, who's this?
dancertay333172: ... steve who?
dancertay333172: r u from canada?
WIND - I can't see #####: yep, you're a friend of johncarll i'm guessing?
dancertay333172: is this john?
WIND - I can't see #####: nope, i'm an actual guy named steve
dancertay333172: um ok
dancertay333172: haha
dancertay333172: soooo will u say...
dancertay333172: i really like potatoes and creamy butter for lunch and dinner and i like to lick computers with filthy socks
dancertay333172: in french?
dancertay333172: =]]
WIND - I can't see #####: ...
WIND - I can't see #####: what!?
dancertay333172: just so i kno this really is steve and that u can speak french like canadiens =]]
WIND - I can't see #####: i'm not french though...
dancertay333172: but ut canadien and canadiens speak french
WIND - I can't see #####: sure, the ones in QUEBEC do


Johns friends are stuip.

In high school some American over Battle.net actually asked my friend if he lived in an igloo.

Fact: I took Spanish class.

No hablo Espanol.

That reminds me years ago when some british kid called me fat and stupid because I was American over an IM conversation. I had some good laughs.

I know. You're fat and stupid because you like megaman! What a dink.

some british kid called me fat and stupid because I was American over an IM conversation. I had some good laughs.

You know, because they sent over the best and brightest to get the party started...

Just like when they sent people here to the frozen north, and sent all the criminals.... To Australia.

WHAT A #####ING PUNISHMENT! MANGOS AND SUN ALL #####ING DAY.

That was one of the many ROFL moments.

Speaking of which... somewhat large but...

[spoiler]Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
I just ran over some flowers
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
AND I JUST BOUGHT AND PLANTED THEM
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
##### FLOWERS
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
OH
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
... Heh. Running over flowers with the AR code "Super Fast" is fun.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
i thought you were driving right now
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Oh ... no. Animal Crossing. :/
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Cedar Sapling. 48 Bells.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Action Replay. $16 bucks.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Getting everything 100% off at Nookway. Priceless.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
wtf is a nookway?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
a place where you have nookie!?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
BROTHEL
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nook's Cranny > Nook 'N' Go > Nookway > Nookingtons
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
UH..
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
K
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
(Silly americanos)
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nook's Cranny = ##### house with ##### for sale. Nook N Go = Gas Station. Nookway = Mini K-Mart. Nookington = Sears.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
gotcha
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
up here we have regular named stores
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Well, Nook N Go and Nookington sound regular.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nookway sounds like a candy bar...
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
NOOKINGTON
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
regular?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
SOUNDS IRREGULAR
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nookingtons.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
My bad.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
oh well, nookingtonS
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
thats normal i suppose
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
It's a two story shopping center with it's own barber.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
She's a bitch though. She doesn't know how to cut hair.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
She cuts it based on your "personality" which is basically "answer my questions and get some haircut you probably won't like unless you're using a guide..."
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Literally a bitch. Pink poodle.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
well, at least you don't have a mother whos a hairdresser
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
she cuts it the way she wants

[...]

WIND - I can't see ##### says:
last time she gave me a mushroom cut!
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Ew.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Domed?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
I LOOKED LIKE JAKE >: O
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
YEAH
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
That's what that bitch at Nookington's gave me
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
that was about 9 months ago
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
With yellow hair. D:
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
She was like "Oh sugar! Your hair looks fabulous!"
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
"WHAT THE ##### IS THIS!?"
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
was she hawt?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Dog.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
You got the game. She's on the DS cartridge... thing.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Along with K. K. Slider.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
would you be surprised if I said I'm not following?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
No.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
whatever
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
SURPRISE
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Dog with guitar is K. K. Slider.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:

[...]

WIND - I can't see ##### says:
ok, in plain english
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
was she hawt?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Aight.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
I don't hump dogs.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
They hump me. Got it?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
gotcha
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
DONT FORGET IT
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
if she was hot, you coulda said "refund, with secks"
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Ew.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
*looks up a guide*
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Unlock Nook N Go: Spend 25,00 bells.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Unlock Nookway: Spend 90,000 bells.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Unlock Nookington's: Spend 240,000 bells and have a visitor buy an item.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
holy #####
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
i just realized something
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
but first i have to tell you something
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
I think I got the bell bit down, but #####... I need a visitor.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Shoot.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
all thats in my empty head is air and WIND, remember that
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
now then, all this time you were talking about nookway and #####
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
k
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
i thought you were talking about stores in reality
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
...
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
WAIT
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
best part:
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
so all this time you were talking about this bitch who cuts hair. I thought you were talking about a chick that looks like a dog aka: skanky as hell
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
rofl?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
. . .
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
ROFFLES 'N CREAM!
[/spoiler]

tl;dr

That's why text walls fail. Show us some highlights.

WINDUH IS STOOPID

That basically sums up the entire wall of text. It's good lulz

It's a good thing you guys talk to me a lot off this website!

...

._.

---

I remembered when I used to talk to Opal on the phone.

I think I called twice.

I think you talked to Bris, actually.

But be on AIM moar.

Really?

...

You sure? <_<

I talked to whoever was on the other side of the phone and then we'ld talked about we we talked about in the phone on MChat. >_>

tl;dr

That's why text walls fail. Show us some highlights.

I knew that, but even still... I cut out certain portions and the conversation really just piled on to the best part.

Here's an even shorter version. I don't think I can make it shorter other than sum it up with that WIND said.

[spoiler]Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
I just ran over some flowers
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
AND I JUST BOUGHT AND PLANTED THEM
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
##### FLOWERS
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
OH
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
... Heh. Running over flowers with the AR code "Super Fast" is fun.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
i thought you were driving right now
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Oh ... no. Animal Crossing. :/

[...]

Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Getting everything 100% off at Nookway. Priceless.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
wtf is a nookway?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
a place where you have nookie!?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
BROTHEL

[...]

Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nook's Cranny = ##### house with ##### for sale. Nook N Go = Gas Station. Nookway = Mini K-Mart. Nookington = Sears.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
gotcha
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
up here we have regular named stores
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Well, Nook N Go and Nookington sound regular.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nookway sounds like a candy bar...
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
NOOKINGTON
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
regular?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
SOUNDS IRREGULAR
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Nookingtons.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
My bad.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
oh well, nookingtonS
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
thats normal i suppose
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
It's a two story shopping center with it's own barber.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
She's a bitch though. She doesn't know how to cut hair.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
She cuts it based on your "personality" which is basically "answer my questions and get some haircut you probably won't like unless you're using a guide..."
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Literally a bitch. Pink poodle.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
well, at least you don't have a mother whos a hairdresser
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
she cuts it the way she wants

[...]

Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
That's what that bitch at Nookington's gave me
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
that was about 9 months ago
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
With yellow hair. D:

[...]

WIND - I can't see ##### says:
was she hawt?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Dog.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
You got the game. She's on the DS cartridge... thing.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Along with K. K. Slider.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
would you be surprised if I said I'm not following?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
No.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
whatever
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
SURPRISE
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Dog with guitar is K. K. Slider.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:

[...]

WIND - I can't see ##### says:
ok, in plain english
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
was she hawt?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Aight.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
I don't hump dogs.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
They hump me. Got it?
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
gotcha
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
DONT FORGET IT
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
if she was hot, you coulda said "refund, with secks"
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Ew.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
*looks up a guide*
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
#####.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Unlock Nook N Go: Spend 25,00 bells.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Unlock Nookway: Spend 90,000 bells.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Unlock Nookington's: Spend 240,000 bells and have a visitor buy an item.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
holy #####
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
i just realized something
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
but first i have to tell you something
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
I think I got the bell bit down, but #####... I need a visitor.
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
Shoot.
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
all thats in my empty head is air and WIND, remember that
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
now then, all this time you were talking about nookway and #####
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
k
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
i thought you were talking about stores in reality
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
...
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
WAIT
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
best part:
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
so all this time you were talking about this bitch who cuts hair. I thought you were talking about a chick that looks like a dog aka: skanky as hell
WIND - I can't see ##### says:
rofl?
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
. . .
Chaos - I needz sum weels says:
ROFFLES 'N CREAM!
[/spoiler]

Dude, this topic is lame, I'm going to go make the random M-Chat thread!






... Oh wait.
I can't, CAN I ABE.

HEY

John already stole the Friend Code threads out of my hand, you AIN'T stealing my Random Mchat Moments thread!

:D

Wind, I can't believe you saved that.

A random conversation I just randomly had with Majikn.

Wine turns to water, campfires freeze, loveletters burn, roman c  e    i    s      l      o       s        t says:
I'MACHARGINMYMARSBAR
Vinchenz Rock says:
no u
Wine turns to water, campfires freeze, loveletters burn, roman c  e    i    s      l      o       s        t says:
GAY
Vinchenz Rock says:
You suck.
Wine turns to water, campfires freeze, loveletters burn, roman c  e    i    s      l      o       s        t says:
ur a #####
Vinchenz Rock says:
Lies.
Wine turns to water, campfires freeze, loveletters burn, roman c  e    i    s      l      o       s        t says:
THE CAKE IS ALIVE
Vinchenz Rock says:
SO AM I!
Wine turns to water, campfires freeze, loveletters burn, roman c  e    i    s      l      o       s        t says:
Living living living living riving riving
Vinchenz Rock says:
dontt be rasitss

....

The #####?

Maj comes up with/finds the most unique display names.

Long display name/screen names are obnoxious. Call me old-fashioned (which is stupid since I'm only 17, but feel free to do so anyway), but I've been using the same AIM screen name since I first got an internet connection over ten years ago and I don't see any reason to change it.

They're slightly annoying to skip when reading yeah, but I like a change once in a while myself.

There were a couple that I had with Rez. I don't know if I still have them saved on my computer, but they went something like this:

Me: JAKECOCK DEFEAT ALL OTHER COCK IN COCK BATTLE!
Rez: You blew on the cookie first, eh? Good boy.

Me: *clink clink*
Me: WAAAARIORS! COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAY-AY!
Rez: They can't.
Me: Why not?
Rez: They have a Capitol One card.

Once upon a time, my AIM buddy info was an archive of funny things one particular friend said over AIM convos. I lost most of them, but there is one that remains:

BW: don't worry one time i had a dream i was hillary duff and i ended up getting dirt on me so i had to take a shower and i was taking off my shirt and pants and i woke up just actually standing on my bed totally naked
BW: i was like WHAT THE ##### JUST HAPPENED
BW: but i liked it

It always made me laugh. Plus, it was entirely unprovoked aside from the fact that we were talking about dreams.

Me: *clink clink*
Me: WAAAARIORS! COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAY-AY!
Rez: They can't.
Me: Why not?
Rez: They have a Capitol One card.

Heheh, that one made me chuckle.

EDIT: ASR's was good too.

I was playing with song lyrics when I came up with that display name.
It was experimental.
It's stupid.
I don't even like it.
STOP LAUGHING AT ME.

When I post chats from MSN with long names I just cut out the long names and replace them with the proper person's regular name. Microsoft Word can do that really easily with the "Find and Replace" function.

ANYWAY, you don't know these people, but:

Paul: hurricane denis is coming through where we live
Paul: 40 mph winds
Pete: Pfft.
Pete: Stand outside, naked, and be like "BRING IT ON, DENIS, YOU PUSSY BITCH"

---

Lenny (2:42:37 PM): Oh dude you should have been there last night.
Lenny (2:42:57 PM): Some girl was hitting on me all night at the bowling lanes..and I kept trying to tell her off nicely, to try and say "Hey I have a girlfriend.", but she never took the hint..
Lenny (2:42:58 PM): So..
Lenny (2:43:10 PM): The last time, I looked at her, and I go "You like my cologne?"
Lenny (2:43:16 PM): She smelled my shirt and said "Yes."
Lenny (2:43:21 PM): And so I go "It's called TAKEN!"
Lenny (2:43:29 PM): Now beat it.
Lenny (2:43:42 PM): My friends were like "AMAGAWD SO TOLD"

---

[00:20] Lenny: I do
[00:21] Paul: i do
[00:21] Darren: I now pronounce thee husband and Lenny.
[00:21] Lenny: o_o
[00:21] Lenny: I'M NOT GAY
[00:21] Paul: we never signed the divorce papers!
[00:21] Lenny: DAMMIT
[00:21] Majikn: LOL
[00:21] Majikn: XD
[00:21] Paul: I WANT CUSTODY OF MY #####
[00:21] Lenny: You can take it
[00:21] Lenny: I don't #####in want it

As some of you know, I work in a library while I'm at college. Anyway, this is something that I received from my old roommate Bayer after I had talked with his girlfriend while I was at work, helping her out with some stuff.

Bayer: nibblets
Bayer: i just got off the phone with joscelyn
Bayer: stop flirting with her
Bayer: using your library prestige to impress
Bayer: "oh hey is this scan good enough?"
Bayer: who are you fooling you sex addict

One with my brother after I had been to the MOMA in New York City

Me: Did you know that Jackson Pollack produced works of art that aren't complete crap?
J.L.: I did not know that. I guess everyone has an off-day.

And this last one was right before or during the 2004 elections. This one was with Mobius Xeppa (I think that's how his name was spelled), otherwise known as Graham.

Me: You're a #####ing loser.
Graham: I can't vote, though...
Me: Oh really? I was just making conversation.

Me: *clink clink*
Me: WAAAARIORS! COME OUT AND PLAAAAAAY-AY!
Rez: They can't.
Me: Why not?
Rez: They have a Capitol One card.

Rez = Comic Genius.

[spoiler]WIND: so uh.
WIND: y'like raptors?
Chaos: PIC PLZ
WIND: I DUN HAVIT
Chaos: IODSAJFjkfesigousih
Chaos: sljkafdslhkgalkherg
Chaos: sfdalksl;ihfesPHIEFWH9PEH9PEGRH-9PW243PHJ=01\243
Chaos: \213
Chaos: 13
Chaos: 34
Chaos: PH3
Chaos: \
Chaos: ...
WIND: ok..
WIND: that gets you the picture
Chaos: ...
WIND: : |
Chaos: :/
WIND: : O
Chaos: >:/
WIND: :B
Chaos: PIC
WIND: NOP
Chaos: I WILL STRANGLE YOU UNTIL THE MOVIE COMES OUT I SWEAR YOU TAUNTING BASTARD
WIND: ASK THE CREATOR
WIND: he has an email
WIND: or ask Wingeh
WIND: he gave them to me...
Chaos: THAT MOTHER-[/spoiler]

WING, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAININ' TO DO!

No, NEVAR!

...

OKAY I AM MAKING THE MOVAH!

... Okay, I lie. Whe daft was new, I felt compelled to IM him, not noticing that he was the director of the MMM, we gots to talking and seeing as we have alike interests, I get a few little tidbits before you guys do...


NAO STOP DOGGING ME! </Drama>

Also, please don't dog him for pics, or spam him because you want stuff...

It wasn't until he was like "yeah, I am the guy making that movie" that I even knew he was the movie dude... I was just like "oh look, a noob" best warn him that "everyone at the MMM is eager to stab you in the ear with a pretzel stick."

Two years ago in high school I had this conversation with a classmate of mine in Yahoo Messenger.

Me: Hey Lego what's up?
Lego: I saw Mrs. Jennison's panties today.
Me: :\....
Lego: It was blue... very blue.

The question is though, was she a hot teacher, or was she the old substitute teacher type?

You'd have to ask Lego that.

Judging from the ":\", I'd assume the latter.

WrrrTw (9:48:45 PM): *kills how long this image takes
ventywind (9:49:24 PM): HURRY UP
ventywind (9:49:26 PM): YEEE
WrrrTw (9:49:34 PM): *dies*
WrrrTw (9:49:43 PM): If I hurry, it'll look like crap
WrrrTw (9:50:11 PM): and I'm expecting this to be a visual form of "yo, potential employer.
WrrrTw (9:50:13 PM): "you want me"
WrrrTw (9:50:33 PM): and then we make hawt lovn'
WrrrTw (9:50:36 PM): and then he hires me
ventywind (9:50:58 PM): .....
ventywind (9:51:01 PM): OKAY

Then I change topics to make it interesting.

WrrrTw (9:51:39 PM): but I don't have much time...
WrrrTw (9:51:56 PM): You see wind... I'm not well...
WrrrTw (9:52:57 PM): I felt rather Ill this morning... So I checked my symptoms on web MD... And I have something horrible...
ventywind (9:53:16 PM): wut?
WrrrTw (9:53:19 PM): Then I called my mom... she's a registered nurse's aid... she told me it could be deadly.
ventywind (9:53:25 PM): what?
WrrrTw (9:53:27 PM): I have...
ventywind (9:53:29 PM): WHAT?
WrrrTw (9:53:30 PM): GAS.
ventywind (9:53:33 PM): ..
ventywind (9:53:34 PM): NO
ventywind (9:53:36 PM): OH MY GOD
ventywind (9:53:40 PM): DONT WORRY
ventywind (9:53:45 PM): YOU'LL GET THROUGH THIS

It's a wonder I get any work done...

Chaos - Gettin' Smashed: 1504-5438-6710 says:
You want Wily Bun Fux?
WIND - Steve - "SEE YOU ALL IN HELL NAZI TEARDROPS!!!" says:
I WANT
Chaos - Gettin' Smashed: 1504-5438-6710 says:
YOU WANT BUN FUX.
WIND - Steve - "SEE YOU ALL IN HELL NAZI TEARDROPS!!!" says:
...
WIND - Steve - "SEE YOU ALL IN HELL NAZI TEARDROPS!!!" says:
XD #####
Chaos - Gettin' Smashed: 1504-5438-6710 says:
Ur ghey lol
WIND - Steve - "SEE YOU ALL IN HELL NAZI TEARDROPS!!!" says:
8- (

 :P

www.aitmnd.ytmnd.com

So... That sucked.

Funny, I just read that in your facebook note.

My rule is that if someone says "You need to put this conversation on [website]" during the conversation, it's ineligible.
And it needs to actually be entertaining to someone who wasn't involved in the conversation. Thus, I rarely post any.

But lately I've been having some funny conversations, and this is one I decided to post.

You can expect serious buisness when me and WINDUH talk about armegeddon

ventywind: yeah, but, i wanna inform you so you can expect the end and watch the trippy light show
ventywind: instead of walking around all "dum dee dum-DEAD"
WrrrTw: Oh, I'll definately be having fun
ventywind: don't you loot now
ventywind: *waggles finger*
WrrrTw: can I toot?
ventywind: you can
WrrrTw: YAY *toot*

Giant cowboys. Nuff said. XD

More than nuff said. Too much, actually.

I WAS going to make Megaman 9...

[spoiler]
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Wing (11:08:06 PM): You!
Wing (11:08:15 PM): I want to propose a project with you.
SB (11:08:34 PM): eh?
SB (11:08:36 PM): what project?
Wing (11:08:41 PM): We will make MM9
Wing (11:08:43 PM): You and I
SB (11:08:48 PM): Just the two of us
SB (11:08:50 PM): You and I
Wing (11:08:52 PM): Yes.
Wing (11:09:00 PM): I have great plans.
SB (11:09:07 PM): I have greater plans
Wing (11:09:16 PM): After studying Megaman's style. I have the perfect story.
Wing (11:09:35 PM): You know how rock had been introduced to evil thoughts in 8, correct?
SB (11:09:46 PM): indeed
SB (11:09:59 PM): and the ending of 7 shown the Bot that Light built wasn't that nice to begin with
Wing (11:10:06 PM): Alright, MM9, We will flip the nine into a "P"
Wing (11:10:14 PM): The setting will be in 27xx.
Wing (11:10:30 PM): you play as protoman, in a metal thong, trying to defeat copy rock.
SB (11:10:54 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpP_BKPa5Oc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpP_BKPa5Oc)
SB (11:10:58 PM): that's how Megaman 9 goes
SB (11:11:01 PM): someone beat you to it
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...but someone beat me to it.

Justasimportant: So wait
Justasimportant: do you prefer "Yubi."
Justasimportant: or....
Justasimportant: ..... um
Star Spiritgate: "Yubi"'s good
Justasimportant: "SpiritGate?"
Justasimportant: I like SpiritGate.
Justasimportant: XD
Justasimportant: But Yubi is a nice name.
Star Spiritgate: Whichever you're comfortable with
Star Spiritgate: I've used Spiritgate as a forum name here and there
Justasimportant: hm
Bobthedragon: I like saying yubi
Justasimportant: So, I imagine that you wouldn't really like it if I started calling you "Goatboy."
Star Spiritgate: Probably
Justasimportant: Ok
Justasimportant: I mean, I rather like the name Goatboy, but I don't think it really suits you too well.
Bobthedragon: XD
Star Spiritgate: good to know!

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Import Justice (2:52:29 PM): my mom really wanted to buy a cow bell as a souvenir
Import Justice (2:52:35 PM): and they have them in lots of shops here
Import Justice (2:52:44 PM): and she was like ''i think it would be cute''
Import Justice (2:52:54 PM): and my dad's like ''yeah, it needs more cowbell''
Import Justice (2:53:02 PM): and my mom was like ''uh, yeah, sure.''
Import Justice (2:53:21 PM): and then was like ''no, i mean.... I've got a fever...''

[9:18:12 PM] The Sano says: Ha! Information retrieved!
[9:18:35 PM] The Sano says: You think you and your silly ovaries could escape, huh?
[9:18:59 PM] Tracey Potter says: ##### off
[9:19:28 PM] The Sano says: Woah woah, I'm not here to  make trouble.
[9:19:34 PM] The Sano says: I just wanted to ask something.
[9:19:39 PM] Tracey Potter says: What?
[9:20:04 PM] The Sano says: Why would you show animosity to that which you don't know?
[9:20:29 PM] Tracey Potter says: anger toward you? or such?
[9:20:57 PM] The Sano says: How 'bout me, we could talk about others later.
[9:21:02 PM] Tracey Potter says: You were annoying my boys so death to your eardrums
[9:21:18 PM] The Sano says: I was annoying thems?
[9:21:25 PM] Tracey Potter says: i guess so
[9:21:27 PM] The Sano says: No no, I think you have the situation wrong.
[9:21:37 PM] The Sano says: They invited me.
[9:21:42 PM] Tracey Potter says: it was my assignment to scare you off
[9:21:59 PM] The Sano says: Then they began subjecting me to music they found annoying, then you were plan B.
[9:22:19 PM] Tracey Potter added Mach2 to this chat
[9:22:38 PM] The Sano says: I feel worse for you, they used you as a tool of hate.
[9:22:39 PM] Tracey Potter says: Okay buddy boy2 what's the situation
[9:23:05 PM] Tracey Potter says: Hey what my boys want is what they get
[9:23:28 PM] Mach2 says: ...##### you, holewad
[9:23:29 PM] Tracey Potter says: I am loyal to my boys
[9:23:31 PM] The Sano says: It makes me sad the lengthes you go for group acceptance.
[9:23:37 PM] Mach2 added Blake (Koris/Korrisho) to this chat
[9:23:40 PM] Mach2 says: There
[9:23:51 PM] Mach2 says: [9:22:15 PM] The Sano says: I feel worse for you, they used you as a tool of hate.
[9:22:16 PM] Tracey says: Okay buddy boy2 what's the situation
[9:22:44 PM] Tracey says: Hey what my boys want is what they get
[9:23:04 PM] Mach2 says: ...##### you, holewad
[9:23:05 PM] Tracey says: I am loyal to my boys
[9:23:10 PM] The Sano says: It makes me sad the lengthes you go for group acceptance.
[9:24:01 PM] Mach2 says: Just an update for Blake
[9:24:43 PM] Tracey Potter says: I really feel Sano you are wrong since my man died I found hapiness in these funny bastards
[9:24:52 PM] Tracey Potter says: Well a few years later
[9:24:54 PM] Mach2 says: ...Jebus #####ing Krust...
[9:25:26 PM] Tracey Potter says: They are my angelic heroes of laughter
[9:25:59 PM] Tracey Potter says: so stuff it up your not as sexy as sano from kenshin ass
[9:26:10 PM] The Sano says: You expect others to be responsible for your joy?
[9:26:31 PM] The Sano says: That notion deserves pity.
[9:26:32 PM] Tracey Potter says: Their my friends
[9:26:46 PM] Tracey Potter says: I am there bouncer
[9:27:03 PM] Tracey Potter says: Shut up Dr. Phil
[9:27:04 PM] Mach2 says: Don't mess with satan...please, he will suck the very life from you, leaving nothing but a husk of demonic impulses.
[9:27:37 PM] The Sano says: Satan's just the boogey man of the religious circles.
[9:27:49 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: No, Sano.
[9:27:50 PM] Tracey Potter says: Satan? I'll cut that assholes balls off and stuff them in his mouth
[9:28:02 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: YOU, Sano, are the Devil.
[9:28:12 PM] The Sano says: Huh?
[9:28:21 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: I don't know.
[9:28:25 PM] The Sano says: I've been told I'm a bad person, but I've never been called Satan.
[9:28:38 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: I'm just trying to make you seem bad.
[9:28:44 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: No clue why.
[9:28:48 PM] The Sano says: Well, I haven't been called Satan in awhile.
[9:29:14 PM] Tracey Potter says: He's not Lucifer I've faced that bastard he wanted my soul
[9:29:16 PM] Mach2 says: ...I thought so.
[9:29:28 PM] Mach2 says: You, my dear angel, are retarded
[9:29:31 PM] Tracey Potter says: But I know where to find him
[9:29:45 PM] Tracey Potter says: Am I?
[9:30:27 PM] Tracey Potter says: I am not the first person he's tried to take the soul for a false life with a false love
[9:30:28 PM] The Sano says: Just a bit.
[9:30:33 PM] Mach2 says: ...Yes, you are.
[9:30:59 PM] Tracey Potter says: You have yet to stare down true evil
[9:31:02 PM] The Sano says: All this babble about angels and Satan is a tad annoying.
[9:31:19 PM] Mach2 says: her nickname is angel, and you are the devil.
[9:31:25 PM] Tracey Potter says: Lucifer hates me
[9:31:27 PM] Mach2 says: 'nuff said, #####wadtardation.
[9:31:34 PM] The Sano says: That's boring.
[9:31:39 PM] The Sano says: I want to be Santa.
[9:32:02 PM] Tracey Potter says: Mach can be the tooth fairy
[9:32:22 PM] Tracey Potter says: I call easterbunny
[9:32:32 PM] Mach2 says: Aw #####
[9:32:55 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: What do I get to be?
[9:33:02 PM] The Sano says: Gay.
[9:33:07 PM] Mach2 says: You are a pimple on the ass of life.
[9:33:08 PM] Tracey Potter says: Reindeer on crack
[9:33:45 PM] Tracey Potter says: Sano have some reindeer chocolate
[9:34:01 PM] Mach2 says: Eat up, pimpleface.
[9:34:29 PM] The Sano says: Holy crap.
[9:34:34 PM] The Sano says: You guys are #####ing boring.
[9:34:37 PM] Tracey Potter says: My special recipe. Yummy huh?
[9:34:37 PM] The Sano says: I swear.
[9:34:56 PM] Mach2 says: Die, you mother#####ing whorebag. Masturbate much?
[9:35:05 PM] Mach2 says: Thought so, now goodbie
[9:35:08 PM] Tracey Potter says: Find any corn in that chocolate it's what gives it it's flavor
[9:35:25 PM] The Sano says: Wow.
[9:35:33 PM] The Sano says: This is really pathetic.
[9:35:35 PM] Mach2 says: ...Jebus #####ing Krust, Angel...
[9:35:50 PM] Tracey Potter says: I had to!
[9:36:22 PM] Tracey Potter says: Here can I have Will pester him does he have shadowflash?
[9:36:53 PM] Mach2 says: ..No, if he was on ShadowFlash we'd have more members, mainly the hordes of the undead.
[9:37:07 PM] Tracey Potter says: True?
[9:37:32 PM] Mach2 says: Trudat.
[9:38:02 PM] Tracey Potter says: Read my whole skype message maybe you'll learn something
[9:38:08 PM] The Sano says: Nah.
[9:38:18 PM] The Sano says: Your vagina babble bores me.
[9:38:20 PM] Tracey Potter says: I was talking to Mach
[9:38:34 PM] The Sano says: I still hold to my statement.
[9:38:53 PM] Mach2 says: Vaginal babbling...I think I like you, Sano.
[9:39:07 PM] Tracey Potter has changed the chat topic to "The Sano is a shemale skype chat"
[9:39:12 PM] Mach2 says: You make sense out of Tracey's #####tardation.
[9:39:17 PM] The Sano says: Yeah, I habe that effect on gay people.
[9:39:20 PM] Mach2 says: And that is a skill.
[9:39:25 PM] The Sano says: I habe indeed.
[9:39:46 PM] Tracey Potter says: F off mach
[9:39:53 PM] Mach2 says: You habe, you really do.
[9:40:02 PM] Mach2 says: ...now die, and rot in a hole...
[9:40:04 PM] Mach2 says: And snakes.
[9:40:08 PM] Mach2 says: : D
[9:40:11 PM] Mach2 says: : c
[9:40:47 PM] The Sano says: You are a tad retarded Tracey. And you seem to lack every quality anyone enjoys in a woman.
[9:41:17 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: ...
[9:41:21 PM] The Sano says: Seriously.
[9:41:30 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Low #####ing Blow, man.
[9:41:42 PM] Mach2 says: oddly, Sano has all of those femnine qualities.
[9:41:56 PM] The Sano says: The fact that you MIGHT have a vagina isn't even worth the effort I'm putting forth to show you the error of your ways.
[9:42:12 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: The...Error?
[9:42:23 PM] Mach2 says: ..You are hateful, spiteful, demonic #####, Sano.
[9:42:24 PM] The Sano says: Yeah man.
[9:42:27 PM] Mach2 says: That's a compliment.
[9:42:28 PM] The Sano says: Bitch got problems.
[9:43:35 PM] The Sano says: Good thing for me I enjoy hurting women.
[9:43:41 PM] The Sano says: Ah, it's such a dirty pleasure.
[9:43:42 PM] Mach2 says: Find the computer room!
[9:43:52 PM] Mach2 says: ...
[9:44:08 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Saying that is just making things worse, and making you look like an even bigger #####.
[9:44:16 PM] The Sano says: Shattering something so weak and fragile, it's really poetic you know.
[9:44:30 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Yeah....
[9:44:36 PM] The Sano says: Blake, sweetie, I don't give a #####.
[9:44:37 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: ##### you, Sano.
[9:44:41 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: I know.
[9:44:48 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Frankly, I don't either.
[9:44:54 PM] The Sano says: Great.
[9:44:57 PM] The Sano says: Make up sex?
[9:45:11 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: No, that would mean that you could get laid.
[9:45:14 PM] Tracey Potter says: At least I was married ones Sanothe#####ingretardedmother#####ingassholeman
[9:45:18 PM] Tracey Potter says: once
[9:45:43 PM] The Sano says: You're a backwoods hick too?
[9:45:44 PM] Mach2 says: yes, Sanothe#####ingretardedmother#####ingassholeman
[9:45:46 PM] The Sano says: Amazing.
[9:45:51 PM] The Sano says: #####ing amazing.
[9:46:00 PM] Mach2 says: I know
[9:46:05 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Why do this, Sano?
[9:46:12 PM] Mach2 says: BTW, Angel, that was the most pathetic string of insults ever.
[9:46:13 PM] The Sano says: 'Cause I'm bored.
[9:46:14 PM] Mach2 says: EVAR
[9:46:21 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: There's no way any Human could enjoy this.
[9:46:31 PM] The Sano says: I do.
[9:46:32 PM] Tracey Potter says: You board are you stiff?
[9:46:56 PM] The Sano says: I'm so excited by this my cock is stiff.
[9:47:08 PM] Mach2 says: ...bad mother#####ing joke, bitch.
[9:47:09 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: You're one sadistic bastard, then.
[9:47:14 PM] Mach2 says:  Stand back, time to kill this sick #####
[9:47:17 PM] The Sano says: Duh.
[9:47:19 PM] Mach2 says: FALCOOOOOON.....
[9:47:23 PM] Tracey Potter says: Sano actually I am not retarded If I got all As in school in high level classes
[9:47:24 PM] Mach2 says: PAAAAAAAAAAAWNCH!!!!
[9:47:40 PM] Mach2 says: ...It...didn't work?!?!?
[9:47:42 PM] The Sano says: School means nothing.
[9:47:43 PM] Mach2 says: NOOO!
[9:47:44 PM] Tracey Potter says: Sano I'm sorry forgive me
[9:47:44 PM] The Sano says: Seriosly.
[9:47:54 PM] Tracey Potter says: Have some popcorn
[9:47:58 PM] The Sano says: Seriously. Grade marks mean nothing.
[9:48:25 PM] The Sano says: There are too many factors that don't add in correctly.
[9:48:43 PM] The Sano says: Like the girls can give head to lonely male teachers for A pluses.
[9:48:52 PM] The Sano says: But guys can't.
[9:48:55 PM] The Sano says: So unfair.
[9:49:03 PM] Tracey Potter says: I'm still a virgin wth!
[9:49:06 PM] Tracey Potter says: and no
[9:49:12 PM] Mach2 says: DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAARR!
[9:49:21 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: So you're sad you can't whore yourself out for good grades, Sano?
[9:49:29 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Man, you're #####ing lonely.
[9:49:38 PM] The Sano says: Yeah, I'm lonely.
[9:49:47 PM] The Sano says: Why else would I waste my time #####ing with you #####s?
[9:49:48 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Good you know that.
[9:50:03 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: First step is admitting it.
[9:50:16 PM] The Sano says: Dude.
[9:50:23 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: You're well on the way to fixing that problem of yours.
[9:50:54 PM] The Sano says: Actually, after years of thinking, I love who I am.
[9:51:33 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Hey, Even a Horrid Monster is loved by someone.
[9:51:44 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: In you're case, it's yourself.
[9:51:50 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: *your
[9:52:08 PM] The Sano says: Yup.
[9:52:19 PM] The Sano says: I'm great at pleasuring myself.
[9:52:27 PM] The Sano says: I know all the moves I love.
[9:52:59 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: We don't need to know about the relationship between you and your hand.
[9:53:08 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: We really don't care.
[9:53:28 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Go back to /b/, tard.
[9:53:37 PM] Mach2 says: No, sano...we really #####ing DO NOT CARE.
[9:53:39 PM] Mach2 says: With a passion.
[9:53:53 PM] Mach2 says: Now...what are you talking about?
[9:53:53 PM] Mach2 says: XD
[9:53:59 PM] Mach2 says: Okay....
[9:54:01 PM] Mach2 says: *reads*
[9:54:28 PM] Tracey Potter says: Sano is.....
[9:54:36 PM] Tracey Potter says: He reallly is.....
[9:54:40 PM] Tracey Potter says: Mach3
[9:54:56 PM] Mach2 says: ...The speed of your boyfriends.
[9:55:19 PM] Mach2 says: I'm sorry, I meant the speed of Sano's cock.
[9:55:27 PM] Tracey Potter says: no he's another you
[9:56:10 PM] Mach2 says: mach3's cock musht be at least OVER 9000 Inches long, and Sano's misses by over 8,999
[9:56:26 PM] Tracey Potter says: I'm done talking to you bastards
[9:56:37 PM] The Sano says: Great.
[9:57:20 PM] The Sano says: Mission accomplished.
[9:57:27 PM] Mach2 says: Anywai, after that pathetic blow I just launched, I feel like some real hardcore #####..
[9:57:47 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Congrats, Sano.
[9:58:09 PM] Mach2 says: And you know what, being the biggewst asshole in the world is MADDY'S job, not yours, so give it back, #####face.
[9:58:55 PM] The Sano says: 'Kay.
[9:58:58 PM] Mach2 says: And congratulations on demeaning an innocent girl, you twisted #####.
[9:59:10 PM] Tracey Potter says: I hate you all!
[9:59:17 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: :<
[9:59:24 PM] Mach2 says: Don't let him twist you, angel.
[9:59:26 PM] The Sano says: No one is innocent silly.
[10:00:02 PM] The Sano says: Everyone hurts everyone else.
[10:00:05 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) added ©яеатіџз to this chat
[10:00:17 PM] The Sano says: Everyone is a bad guy.
[10:00:17 PM] Mach2 says: You've hurt one of my best friend's feelings, and it's time yto die, you #####ing bitch.
[10:00:44 PM] Mach2 says: YOU are the root of all evil, YOU are the whore, YOU are the bitch, YOU are the "bad guy"
[10:00:54 PM] The Sano says: Maybe in your eyes.
[10:00:58 PM] The Sano says: But you
[10:01:05 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Wait, Mach.
[10:01:06 PM] The Sano says: You are one of the bad guys.
[10:01:17 PM] ©яеатіџз says: (Tracey did you Block Mr. Children?)
[10:01:34 PM] Mach2 says: We're not perfect, but we don't twist and lie to the few innocent, beatiful beings left in this world.
[10:01:58 PM] Tracey Potter says: Okay
[10:02:17 PM] Tracey Potter says: You defended my honor mach I forgive you
[10:02:36 PM] The Sano says: Jeeze, you're an easy bitch to trick aren't you?
[10:02:46 PM] The Sano says: He's just going to make you sad again later.
[10:02:47 PM] Tracey Potter says: (Snipes sano)
[10:03:02 PM] Tracey Potter says: Die you bastard
[10:03:03 PM] Mach2 says: ...You probably should make yourself sound like such a target, angel.
[10:03:04 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Sano, Why do this?
[10:03:24 PM] The Sano says: Who many times are you going to ask.
[10:03:31 PM] The Sano says: 'Cause I'm bored.
[10:03:34 PM] Mach2 says: Why do you turn the few HUMAN creatures on this planet into your own, #####ed-up, demonic self?
[10:03:51 PM] ©яеатіџз says: HEY WHO HAS A FETISH?
[10:03:54 PM] The Sano says: Uh...
[10:03:58 PM] Mach2 says: Because you weren't hugged enough as a kid, maybe?
[10:03:58 PM] The Sano says: 'Cause Pokemon?
[10:04:18 PM] Mach2 says: Maybe you just need to get laid.
[10:04:19 PM] Tracey Potter says: Do you know how badly I want to sick my little girl on you she'll annoy you to hell
[10:04:26 PM] ©яеатіџз says: Maybe he wasn't called special enough by his mother?
[10:04:27 PM] Mach2 says: Hey, that kaiba kid needs to get laid!
[10:04:38 PM] The Sano says: You're a mother too?
[10:04:47 PM] Tracey Potter says: sort of
[10:04:50 PM] The Sano says: You got left with baggage even?
[10:04:52 PM] Mach2 says: In america, bitch.
[10:04:55 PM] Tracey Potter says: she aint my kid
[10:04:59 PM] The Sano says: That's funny.
[10:05:00 PM] Tracey Potter says: I watch over her
[10:05:03 PM] The Sano says: Very funny.
[10:05:09 PM] Tracey Potter says: she has no mom\
[10:05:14 PM] The Sano says: So, you're a pedophile?
[10:05:31 PM] Mach2 says: IT'S A TRAP!
[10:05:42 PM] Tracey Potter says: I'm all she has and her father approves for her mother died giving birth to her
[10:05:45 PM] Mach2 says: Admiral Aakbar would be ashamed for you, Angel.
[10:06:04 PM] The Sano says: Jesus christ.
[10:06:08 PM] Tracey Potter says: She always called me mom
[10:06:14 PM] Tracey Potter says:  I let it go
[10:06:17 PM] The Sano says: Do you seriously think anyone believes your stupid stories?
[10:06:22 PM] Mach2 says: And Sano, you're only twisting the heart of an innocent...well, maybe only a little innocent.
[10:06:44 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Ugh...
[10:06:46 PM] Tracey Potter says: She is Reall Danny is her uncle
[10:06:53 PM] Tracey Potter says: ##### off!
[10:07:05 PM] Mach2 says: ##### it, there is no hope for human interaction with the  devilspawn such as Sano.
[10:07:06 PM] The Sano says: My god, you should all be ashamed of yourselves.
[10:07:20 PM] ©яеатіџз left this chat
[10:07:25 PM] The Sano says: You're all defending some fake ass bitch becuase you all thirst for her #####gina.
[10:07:28 PM] Mach2 says: You will burn in hell, and you, of all people, deserve it.
[10:07:30 PM] The Sano says: This is #####ing pitiful.
[10:07:33 PM] Tracey Potter says: ashamed that I watch over a poor motherless girl!
[10:07:48 PM] Mach2 says: I'm not defending her bull#####, I'm defending the part of her that is my friend.
[10:07:57 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Sano, I think I may have to agree with you, for once.
[10:08:10 PM] Mach2 says: And I have no wish to get into her #####gina, ass#####.
[10:08:16 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: "Good", 'Evil", "Neutral".
[10:08:23 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: None of it exists.
[10:08:39 PM] Tracey Potter says: Sano I CAST THE OUT!!!!!
[10:08:46 PM] Mach2 says: ...don't be an idiot.
[10:08:49 PM] Tracey Potter says: Well it worked on devil
[10:08:56 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: There's no point in trying to label someone one of the terms.
[10:09:02 PM] Mach2 says: He's not succeptible to anything spiritual, dumbass
[10:09:13 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: I know that.
[10:09:14 PM] Mach2 says: He's flesh-and-blood demon incarnate.
[10:09:18 PM] Mach2 says: XD
[10:09:28 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Seriously. Seriously?
[10:09:39 PM] Mach2 says: Okay, maybe not, but Jesus isn't going to help here, not now.
[10:09:41 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: There is no such thing as a "Demon".
[10:09:52 PM] The Sano says: Seriously.
[10:10:02 PM] The Sano says: All this spiritual fag ##### is getting annoying.
[10:10:03 PM] Mach2 says: Not ever. If there is a God, he's given up hope on Sano
[10:10:13 PM] Tracey Potter says: Sano your a half demon maybe even a quarter
[10:10:24 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) says: Demons, don't exist.
[10:10:46 PM] The Sano says: #####ing shut up about all this stupid fantasy ##### you believe in.
[10:10:48 PM] The Sano says: Please.
[10:10:56 PM] Tracey Potter says: May God have mercy on you Sano
[10:11:16 PM] The Sano says: Or I'll pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster to beat up your Dad.
[10:11:49 PM] Tracey Potter says: If there are angels then to balance the good and evil forces there are demons
[10:12:18 PM] The Sano says: No, they have Pokemonf or that.
[10:12:42 PM] Mach2 says: It...makes no sense to bring up the Christian belief in conjunction with the Universal balance, tracey...that's just contradictory.
[10:12:43 PM] Tracey Potter says: Digimon was first now ##### off with the unreal pokemon
[10:12:47 PM] The Sano says: And Jesus fights the evil Barbie army so he can pay for his inner-city appartment.
[10:13:36 PM] The Sano says: You've all got too many thetans in you.
[10:13:52 PM] Tracey Potter says: How dare you diss the brother of my people May the Lord Smite you for your insolence
[10:14:06 PM] Mach2 says: God bless you, every one!
[10:14:16 PM] The Sano says: Could you be anymore gay?
[10:14:21 PM] Mach2 says: XD
[10:14:22 PM] The Sano says: Seriously?
[10:14:34 PM] Mach2 says: This is turning into a #####fest
[10:15:14 PM] Tracey Potter says: Danny is on the way prepare yourself Sano for a brother and Sister so Damn religious you will fal
[10:15:38 PM] The Sano says: Oh no, I'll be killed with fairy tales.
[10:15:59 PM] The Sano says: Please don't false hope me to death.
[10:16:02 PM] The Sano says: Please.
[10:16:31 PM] Mach2 says: Oh, #####...He just has more ammunition.
[10:16:37 PM] Tracey Potter added Danny XXXXX to this chat
[10:16:36 PM] Tracey Potter says: Okay Sano You laugh at God and Jesus
[10:16:42 PM] Tracey Potter says: We are the most religious people ypu may ever meet
[10:16:53 PM] The Sano says: Poor Ypu.
[10:17:00 PM] The Sano says: I hope my pity reaches him.
[10:17:07 PM] Danny XXXXX says: What's this all about?
[10:17:13 PM] Tracey Potter says: Will is holyer than you
[10:17:21 PM] Mach2 says: You putting yourself on your religious high-horse is a great way to get insulted by King Asswipe even more.
[10:17:23 PM] Danny XXXXX says: What is this about?
[10:17:33 PM] The Sano says: Gay marriage.
[10:17:40 PM] Tracey Potter says: Sano said And Jesus fights the evil Barbie army so he can pay for his inner-city appartment.
[10:17:55 PM] Mach2 says: ...stop, now
[10:18:00 PM] The Sano says: Quick, get your god to smite me because I don't give a damn about gay marriage or black people marrying white women.
[10:18:04 PM] The Sano says: I'm a sinner.
[10:18:06 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Gay Marriage? All that fuss over something so simple?
[10:18:28 PM] Mach2 says: This is sickening...
[10:18:30 PM] Mach2 left this chat
[10:18:34 PM] Tracey Potter says: no it's what sano said how dare he diss our brother Jesus
[10:18:36 PM] Danny XXXXX says: The government has no authority over it. It depends on the religions.
[10:19:07 PM] The Sano says: Did you just say religion has power over government?
[10:19:13 PM] Danny XXXXX says: We cannot stop some priests/ministers/etc. performing the ceremony if they believe it's right.
[10:19:15 PM] Blake (Koris/Korrisho) left this chat
[10:19:21 PM] Tracey Potter says: You behave as Lucifer would
[10:19:31 PM] Tracey Potter says: You know that Sano
[10:19:34 PM] Danny XXXXX says: I'm saying the government has no power over religion.
[10:19:39 PM] The Sano says: So, you have a problem with gay marriage?
[10:19:50 PM] The Sano says: You say all gay people should die?
[10:19:54 PM] The Sano says: And all black people too?
[10:19:57 PM] Danny XXXXX says: No.
[10:20:05 PM] Danny XXXXX says: I have a brother that is gay.
[10:20:09 PM] The Sano says: And anyone who isn't white?
[10:20:17 PM] The Sano says: ...Haha you have a gay brother.
[10:20:38 PM] Danny XXXXX says: I have no problem with two gay people being married if it's by someone who supports gay marriage.
[10:21:01 PM] Danny XXXXX says: I'd say: I disagree but respect your decision.
[10:21:08 PM] Tracey Potter says: Sano you follow the fallen one I could tell from your voice your just like this girl I used to be friends with
[10:21:32 PM] Danny XXXXX says: But nevertheless, I'm against gay marriage.
[10:21:42 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Tracey, that's a bit harsh.
[10:21:47 PM] The Sano says: Holy #####.
[10:21:58 PM] Danny XXXXX says: What?
[10:22:02 PM] Tracey Potter says: You've dissed me all night now since  Danny is on your acting nice
[10:22:06 PM] The Sano says: You're against letting people be happy and you're calling someone else harsh?
[10:22:13 PM] The Sano says: That makes you a twat.
[10:22:32 PM] Tracey Potter says: Really Sano stop
[10:22:51 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Let's agree to disagree, shall we?
[10:23:09 PM] The Sano says: Nah, let's agree that you two are #####ing religious Nazis.
[10:23:44 PM] Tracey Potter says: see he behaves like Lucifer
[10:23:46 PM] Danny XXXXX says: I'm not a religious nazi, did you here what I just said? I won't persecute people for being gay or marrying the same sex.
[10:24:12 PM] Danny XXXXX says: It's their own damn decision.
[10:24:20 PM] Tracey Potter says: That's the point I'm trying to make here
[10:24:53 PM] Danny XXXXX says: So if they want to be married, let them have the ceremony, let them live together, just let me get my point of view across, respectfully, of course.
[10:25:43 PM] The Sano says: #####.
[10:26:00 PM] Danny XXXXX says: ...
[10:26:12 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Can we agree to be respectful?
[10:26:16 PM] The Sano says: Nah.
[10:26:28 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Because this is too much fun, right?
[10:26:29 PM] The Sano says: 'Cause you guys are like... Uh... Stupid.
[10:26:34 PM] The Sano says: Like, really stupid.
[10:26:37 PM] The Sano says: I swear.
[10:27:27 PM] Danny XXXXX says: You just met me and you call me stupid? From what I've read, you're the most immature, followed by Tracey, I'm afraid, especially if your claims are true.
[10:27:46 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Sorry Tracey.
[10:27:49 PM] Tracey Potter says: Yeah you and you saying I #####ed the teahers Sano
[10:28:06 PM] The Sano says: I didn't say you did, I said some pople have.
[10:28:07 PM] Danny XXXXX says: (raises eyebrow) Did you really say that?
[10:28:08 PM] The Sano says: Jeeze.
[10:28:19 PM] The Sano says: Learn the difference you silly bitch.
[10:28:22 PM] Tracey Potter says: Sano I swear you have broke the the last nerve
[10:28:33 PM] The Sano says: Now, I'm going to go watching TV...
[10:28:35 PM] The Sano says: And #####.
[10:28:36 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Okay.
[10:28:39 PM] Tracey Potter says: Danny that's why I'm like this right now
[10:28:45 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Have a good night/day.
[10:28:47 PM] Tracey Potter says: ask Mach
[10:28:50 PM] Danny XXXXX says: I see.
[10:29:05 PM] Danny XXXXX says: No reason not to be polite to the one who makes you that way, though.
[10:29:20 PM] Tracey Potter says: Insult after insult
[10:29:46 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Let it bounch off you.
[10:30:12 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Bless those who curse you, and all that.
[10:30:37 PM] Tracey Potter says: He acts like the one who killed Wills Dad (Matt)
[10:30:41 PM] Tracey Potter says: Okay
[10:30:50 PM] Danny XXXXX says: I see.
[10:31:07 PM] Danny XXXXX says: If you can't stand him, leave with a parting, polite good bye.
[10:31:19 PM] Tracey Potter says: That's a little to much + I just blocked him
[10:31:36 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Okay. Jolly good.
[10:31:56 PM] Danny XXXXX says: I just read the title, was that really necessary?
[10:32:48 PM] Danny XXXXX says: You talking to anyone else, right now?
[10:32:52 PM] Tracey Potter says: I know he takes many forms to torment the inocent and the title well that he was calling me a whore dissed my girl
[10:32:58 PM] Tracey Potter says: yes Mach
[10:33:07 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Oh.
[10:33:36 PM] Tracey Potter says: yeah I was protecting will for the most part
[10:33:46 PM] Danny XXXXX says: I see.
[10:33:55 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Well, he probably doesn't believe Will exists.
[10:33:59 PM] Tracey Potter says: The guys don't know she's really my daughter
[10:34:15 PM] Tracey Potter says: they just think I look after her
[10:34:18 PM] Danny XXXXX says: You're saying this in a chat Sano is still in?
[10:34:28 PM] Tracey Potter says: no
[10:34:40 PM] Danny XXXXX says: He's still in from what I see..
[10:34:43 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Just offline, possibly.
[10:35:02 PM] Tracey Potter says: yes offline close the chat
[10:35:16 PM] Danny XXXXX says: It still appears when you first log on.
[10:35:28 PM] Tracey Potter says: wever
[10:35:43 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Well I gotta go.
[10:35:49 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Never like bing online this late.
[10:35:51 PM] Tracey Potter says: no one will belive him he's a liar anyway
[10:35:53 PM] Danny XXXXX says: Bye and God bless!
[10:36:08 PM] Tracey Potter says: okay then go to bed
[10:36:11 PM] Danny XXXXX says: :D
[11:36:56 PM] The Sano says: You two are #####ing insane or just some kind of retarded, I swear.

I read half of one letter and then realized I had made a mistake already.

I read what thread I'd opened and then moved on.

And then came back. And posted. And left.

I think it's better to look at this thread and read it as a topic saying "i'm topic!" and assume everything inside of it is of equal intellect.

I WAS going to make Megaman 9...

[spoiler]
------------------------------------------------------
Wing (11:08:06 PM): You!
Wing (11:08:15 PM): I want to propose a project with you.
SB (11:08:34 PM): eh?
SB (11:08:36 PM): what project?
Wing (11:08:41 PM): We will make MM9
Wing (11:08:43 PM): You and I
SB (11:08:48 PM): Just the two of us
SB (11:08:50 PM): You and I
Wing (11:08:52 PM): Yes.
Wing (11:09:00 PM): I have great plans.
SB (11:09:07 PM): I have greater plans
Wing (11:09:16 PM): After studying Megaman's style. I have the perfect story.
Wing (11:09:35 PM): You know how rock had been introduced to evil thoughts in 8, correct?
SB (11:09:46 PM): indeed
SB (11:09:59 PM): and the ending of 7 shown the Bot that Light built wasn't that nice to begin with
Wing (11:10:06 PM): Alright, MM9, We will flip the nine into a "P"
Wing (11:10:14 PM): The setting will be in 27xx.
Wing (11:10:30 PM): you play as protoman, in a metal thong, trying to defeat copy rock.
SB (11:10:54 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpP_BKPa5Oc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpP_BKPa5Oc)
SB (11:10:58 PM): that's how Megaman 9 goes
SB (11:11:01 PM): someone beat you to it
-----------------------------------------------------[/spoiler]

...but someone beat me to it.

Haha, in backwards logic, it's like I reached into the future and pointed out exactly what MM9 was going to really be like, even down to the "You can't not die!" and other bits about stage layout XD

Go me, clearly.

It comes with experience...

The experience of playing MMZ1-4, MMBN 1-5, MMZXA, and MM&B.

... Someone put me out of my misery.

Import Justice (5:17:20 PM): you've seen this right? http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

Import Justice (5:20:14 PM): people at my school quoted this all the time for a while last semester
Import Justice (5:20:17 PM): we'd all be working in a lab
Import Justice (5:20:34 PM): and then someone would be like "OK, so I think I got this working now"
Import Justice (5:20:44 PM): and then someone would be like "No, you need to do way instain mother!"

misterskub (5:31:42 PM): I fail at making properly evil characters.  I just make them have some sort of exception to evil-will thing where they can't be evil until it's necessary or something I dunno what I am saying anymore babby.

Import Justice (5:41:24 PM): um, Profit? :3
Star Spiritgate (5:41:29 PM): babby profit
misterskub (5:41:31 PM): ?????
DrowCatFlan (5:41:39 PM): maximizing babby profit
Import Justice (5:41:45 PM): yeah
Import Justice (5:41:55 PM): you need to re-evaluate your Babby-Margins
Import Justice (5:42:00 PM): and Update your Finances
DrowCatFlan (5:42:02 PM): potential babby output

Star Spiritgate (5:56:52 PM): Tribute?!
Star Spiritgate (5:57:01 PM): You steal men's souls, and make them your
Star Spiritgate (5:57:03 PM): babbies

How is babby formed?

Yeah, it was rich the first time I saw it... like a long time ago.
The rest of the Best of Weekend Web is better.

That video was awesome, but I don't really get the context. I get the idea, yes, but not where that text was originally from.

People nabbed things from various forums all over the internet (screencaps, transcriptions, etc). The best bits were taken and animated.

I think it's a Something Awful tradition.

That was Something Awfully clever.

I read half of one letter and then realized I had made a mistake already.

Same. I read a small portion without a smile, so I started skimming. Still no smile, so I just scrolled all the way down and thought "... Jesus Christ."

---

I just got AIM. Username: ChaosVortexDS

Anyone wanna be added?

Dual Screen?

Dumb #####.

I hope it's for Dark Smoke. Like Dark Smoke Puncher. Who thinks computers are cool.

SEVEN NINE TWO! SEVEN NINE TWO!

Somehow I don't think CV is quite that awesome.

MMMPH EEYUMNNPPHH!

Try my old username before CV.

Somehow I don't think CV is quite that awesome.

... ._.

It's OK.
It takes a lot of awesome to be a real ninja.
Well.
A hacker ninja.
Who...
... well, no. You're quite that cool already.

AIM roleplay of fantasy characters... being on AIM.

I'm not a nerd.

moriliante: they sell dead humans in STORES?
siaocabo: Oh dear gods.
moriliante: ... those are worth MONEY?
siaocabo: NO.
moriliante: but he said so!
siaocabo: No no no no no.
siaocabo: No.
moriliante: wtf we've just been leaving them!!

Iolande3: you just mad cause i'm more woman than you
moriliante: ... wtf
Stone Tiger Crab: How much woman?
moriliante: how can you be more woman than someone else?
moriliante: are you like two women
Iolande3: cause i'm better
moriliante: oh right your a horse!
moriliante: lol!
Stone Tiger Crab: Oh, horse?
Stone Tiger Crab: Wait! You're a horse?
moriliante: yeah iolande is a horse
Iolande3: and your a black stain on the earth
Iolande3: my mother is a centaur
Iolande3: so i'm not a horse
Iolande3: there is only a whole not different parts
windhamkiller570: If you're a centaur then isn't one of you a horse?
Stone Tiger Crab: Wait, ok
Stone Tiger Crab: so you're one woman.
Stone Tiger Crab: and one horse-woman.
moriliante: your two women you said so
moriliante: like a horse women and then a human woman
moriliante: and they got tied together
windhamkiller570: I'm going to keep drinking
windhamkiller570: And this will make sense

moriliante: drows are better than everyone!
Iolande3: You!
moriliante: you shut up!
Iolande3: No
moriliante: yes
Iolande3: No
moriliante: yes
siaocabo: ...
windhamkiller570: No?
moriliante: you shut up too!
Iolande3: No

moriliante: its like 10 feets long and has like blades on the ends
moriliante: that are on fire
Iolande3: mine's 15 ft
moriliante: shut up
Iolande3: Yes
Iolande3: mine also go on fire
moriliante: mine are better

Stone Tiger Crab: It's kind of a long story.
siaocabo: I'll bet
Stone Tiger Crab: It all started back when we went to this one mountain
windhamkiller570: I don't like long stories
Stone Tiger Crab: and there were ghosts
windhamkiller570: SHH
Stone Tiger Crab: and there was an avalanche
windhamkiller570: SH
Stone Tiger Crab: and then there was more snow
windhamkiller570: SH

You got a grin out of me, WELL DONE.

Me being stupid messing with my best friend. Read if you want.



Angela says:
Is this the right room for an argument?
Fira says:
*blink blink* Did you just try to quote Monty Python at me?
Angela says:
no I didn't
Fira says:
Ooo-kay.
Angela says:
"Ooo-kay" What?

Fira says:
Then what was up with the weird question?
Angela says:
What question?

Fira says:
I quote, "Is this the right room for an argument?"
Angela says:
Is it?

Fira says:
...-.- So not doing this again
Angela says:
doing what?

Fira says:
T.T
Angela says:
What do you mean?

Fira says:
Like that whole 'pokemon' thing yesterday. Not doin' it. Nope. Not at all.
Angela says:
Pokemon?!

Angela says:
What?
Fira says:
  You know exactly what I'm talking about.
Angela says:
No I don't.

Angela says:
Hellow
Fira says:
 *.&
Angela says:
How are you...
Fira says:
I'm alright.
Angela says:
What was with the face?

Fira says:
The weird spelling.
Angela says:
What spelling?!?!!
Fira says:
Hellow
Fira says:
That spelling.
Angela says:
Wow... your spelling skills, really.
Fira says:
You're the one who wrote it!
Angela says:
No I didn't!
Fira says:
Yeah you did.
Angela says:
I most certainly did not!
Fira says:
It's the same as when you asked "Is this the right room for an argument?"
Angela says:
Is it?
Fira says:
...Yes. Yes it is.
Angela says:
...

I have a sudden urge to watch the actual skit now...

redredundance67: i still like, really appreciate it when i get 'your character is hot' posts
redredundance67: cause like, it's like telling me i did a good backflip or something

sheala23: YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING WHILE I'M OUT?
Shinigamii02: My pride?
lumi colada: a million dollars a new car and a puppy
sheala23: OKAY, CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR EVERYONE

lumi colada: wet cat on my chair D:
Star Spiritgate: D:
lumi colada: >_> wet cat on my printer
lumi colada: I don't think I can win this one guys
lumi colada: no matter where she goes she is still a wet cat
Star Spiritgate: wet cat in the dryer?
lumi colada: XDDDD NO

That last one was actually a little funny.

I find the first one rather funny.

I have a sudden urge to watch the actual skit now...

Same. I've not watched any of that stuff in too long.

I don't really get the first one-*edit*

Nevermind.

Import Justice: Fox! :<!
Import Justice: Fox?! D:!
Import Justice: Fox!!!!!!!!!!! :< :< :<
Import Justice: Game Over! D:
FoxNede has left the room.
DrowCatFlan: D8


Shinigamii02: I would want to have sex with Granth
sheala23: TOO SCARY
Shinigamii02: Sexy tall, silent Hottie!
Shinigamii02: He's the perfect boyfriend
Shinigamii02: Obident
Shinigamii02: and powerful
Shinigamii02: Yet gentle with you
Star Spiritgate: so basically you want a minion


Shinigamii02: Drea's thought process everyone
Shinigamii02: Thats his default thinking
Shinigamii02: Its like his DOS
Star Spiritgate: 1: get booty
Star Spiritgate: 2: refer to 1

Obident?

Really, now?

Shini has a creative grasp of spelling. She's gotten better though.


Star Spiritgate: Is he the one that shares Boris' pissing fetish?


DrowCatFlan: there are so many dead lizards around here :<
DrowCatFlan: I was just talking to it with Capp, since he's noticed it too
DrowCatFlan: but, like, just walking to school you can see at least a dozen little dead lizards D:
DrowCatFlan: some of them are uninjured :<
DrowCatFlan: my theory is suicide pact


Star Spiritgate (10:22:23 PM): My house was home to little house lizards
DrowCatFlan (10:22:29 PM): X3
mintybruinshky (10:22:31 PM): We have little lizards...X3
leafygreen004 (10:22:31 PM): >3> that's actually cool though
Star Spiritgate (10:22:35 PM): Lizards think beetles and various things are tasty
Star Spiritgate (10:22:38 PM): Problem solved
DrowCatFlan (10:22:44 PM): CX
Star Spiritgate (10:22:46 PM): ...they weren't really smart though
mintybruinshky (10:22:51 PM): X3
Star Spiritgate (10:22:55 PM): we uh, found one in the toaster
Star Spiritgate (10:22:58 PM): this is a terrible story

That reminded me of this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9pgO4gd0MY)

.....

GODDAMMIT, CHAOS.


*depressed*

... and yet that made me happy.
I think it was the music. I love that music.

... and the bit at the end:
"WHY DIDN'T YOU USE TH-"
KA CHUCK KA CHUCK KA CHUCK KA CHUCK KA CHUCK
"I DID!"

too late to save the lizards though ):

LOL Chaos.

In poorer areas of Barbados, where my family lives, there are such lizards all over the place. Outside, inside, on the walls. They never bother you though. Except a very large one got very mad at me when I was outside sitting in a rocking chair on my fifth birthday. But it was like iguana sized...

HA. That was AWESOME, Chaos.

Wow.

ChaosvortexDS (11:07:55 PM): Im bored, so Im playing the story mode of MMPU.
azarathteen (11:08:17 PM): im bored so im on youtube
azarathteen (11:08:50 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ug7WEUxH68&NR=1
ChaosvortexDS (11:09:07 PM): Youtube link lettering looks weird in that font...
ChaosvortexDS (11:09:09 PM): look at it...
azarathteen (11:09:18 PM): i see it
ChaosvortexDS (11:09:35 PM): Look at the letter after 8.
ChaosvortexDS (11:09:41 PM): I don't know what that is...
azarathteen (11:09:48 PM): its an &
azarathteen (11:10:01 PM): shift 7
ChaosvortexDS (11:10:06 PM): Looks like a devil with sunglasses
azarathteen (11:10:10 PM): the and sign
ChaosvortexDS (11:10:14 PM): &
azarathteen (11:10:18 PM): right
ChaosvortexDS (11:10:24 PM): WHY ARE YOU WATCHING A CAT TAKING A POOP!?
azarathteen (11:10:39 PM): I AM VERY BORED!
ChaosvortexDS (11:10:48 PM): OBVIOUSLY
azarathteen (11:10:57 PM): watch till the end i laughed hard
azarathteen (11:11:02 PM): at the end
ChaosvortexDS (11:11:09 PM): Pfffft

I've seen it.
Hilarious.
Very weird.

That is huge cat btw.

Not as big as my friend's cat, but then that cat just poops where he wants to.

On trolling, and its aftermath:


sheala23: like a hate tornado descending down upon a trailer made of spam.
sheala23: its over already but the damage is done XD
Star Spiritgate: it's just going to end with gobbets of meat flying everywhere and bad smells
sheala23: THAT TOO
Star Spiritgate: we make the worst metaphors
sheala23: if by worst you mean best!!!


On totally for serious awesome roleplay ideas:


kosmicgenie: so basiklally my toadz a magik warrior princess
kosmicgenie: the last of her kind
kosmicgenie: n i think im gonna make her hair rainbow
kosmicgenie: n then HERES THE CATCH
kosmicgenie: she has a *SPIRIT* inside of her that protektz her from evil rite
kosmicgenie: n its MARIO
kosmicgenie: then they both turn into men and have sex hows that can we base the whole rp around them I think it would work out gr8
Dirigible Dirge: I think you've outdone anything I could ever muster
kosmicgenie: I'm just a storytelling genious


lumi colada: (Someone on tegaki has) a "housewife" oc
lumi colada: like
lumi colada: could you GET more boring?
mintybruinshky: XD
lumi colada: wtf do you RP with that
lumi colada: "I AM VACUUMING THE FLOOR"
lumi colada: "I AM MAKING BILLY'S LUNCH"
mintybruinshky: "I AM WATCHING SOAP OPERAS"
lumi colada: "I AM DRIVING THE MINIVAN AROUND"
Star Spiritgate: "I AM HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE POOL BOY"
Star Spiritgate: oh wait
lumi colada: XD
mintybruinshky: XD
lumi colada: too interesting
DrowCatFlan: "I AM CUTTING HIS SANDWICHES DIAGONALLY TODAY"?

Housewives get no respect.

They don't, neither do custodians, but RPing either of them would be so boring.

RPing as Kung-Fu Custodian or Ninjanitor would NOT be boring.

Did I #####ing say "Kung-Fu Custodian" or "Ninjanitor" you assclown?

Also, RPing as an Assclown would not be boring.

I was trying to think of a way to make "Housewife" more exciting, and for some reason, "High-Five Housewife" keeps popping into my head despite not being exactly what I'm looking for.

After one birthday tonight I went to where another was supposed to be. The highlight of that is that while walking to the bus some random girl was like "high five". OK that's not really the highlight but it's relevant, because I think High-Five Housewife might actually be fun. Moderately.

DrowCatFlan (12:42:34 PM): I'm totally all for rocks going to heaven X3
Star Spiritgate (12:42:38 PM): totally
Star Spiritgate (12:42:49 PM): what will the lizard souls sunbathe on without rocks?
DrowCatFlan (12:42:55 PM): :<!
DrowCatFlan (12:43:00 PM): turtle souls
Star Spiritgate (12:43:04 PM): :>!
Star Spiritgate (12:43:24 PM): that is an unbearably cute image
DrowCatFlan (12:43:40 PM): my turtles totally forget that the other turtles are not rocks
DrowCatFlan (12:43:50 PM): so they just kinda keep piling on top of each other
DrowCatFlan (12:43:55 PM): until the bottom one moves
Star Spiritgate (12:43:58 PM): AWESOME
Star Spiritgate (12:44:06 PM): living jenga tower

I'm pretty sure those turtles are having sex.

Turtle orgy?

Turtle orgy?

Made me think of this.
http://explosm.net/comics/1487/

Which would be relevant if that were funny.

I didn't specifically say it was funny.
It just reminded me.

This is where I post a video of two love turtles running toward each other on a paved road (takes up 3 minutes of the video) but are shut down by an oncoming semi-truck.

Ha, I like that video.

[18:19] Zombie GIR Girl: FUZZY BLANKET, GO!
[18:19] ventywind: NOOOOO!
[18:20] Zombie GIR Girl: HA! I AM WIND PROOF!
[18:20] ventywind: DAMN
[18:20] ventywind: MY ONE WEAKNESS


>_>

That's not a weakness, that's a luxury.

Being not able to work with fuzzy blankets is a luxury?

I don't remember what I was thinking when I posted that and now it makes absolutely no sense in context.

I know what you thinking. You thinking "duri'mastupiddorkwadnamedalec".
DON'T deny it, you twat!

I know what you thinking.

And thus I win this battle.

That's because you crazy.

See, Majikn knows what's up. HE's down with the Ikea voice! God!

...

It's won't be very effective...

Chatting with Opal on FB:
_________________

Nathan: I sent Max Lunche a friend request.
Yknow what he said?

Opal: What?

Nathan: "Who are you? I don't even know you!"
:/

Opal: He's like that. >_>

Nathan: He knows Steve Drumonde, but not Chaos... :[

Opal: Aww

Opal: OH, okay. I actually thought you were someone I knew from school until just now.
But now, I know better.
:D

Nathan: ... wat
;__;

hahahah!


Chose a name that is like your name next time!

PREVENTERWIND =/= STEVE DRUMONDE.

I WAS HERE BEFORE HE WAS.

...

I am...

Nah, Steve and I are more sociable with Matricans about our real lives more than you.

Also, art signatures.

Also, even if you've been WAY more open with everybody recently, everybody got to know Steve before they left.

STOP EXPLAINING MY MISFORTUNE

Lunche is a buttbag.

I don't add anyone to Facebook unless they ask me to and even then it's 50/50 if I'm gonna do THAT 'cause the people that ask me to add them are often people I didn't want to talk to in the first place and am too polite to tell them to suck my back.

The reason I don't add people to Facebook even if I like them is just because Facebook is a buttbag.

MIKE YER A GROUCH.

I LIKE HOW MY NAME IS SAID A LOT IN THIS TOPIC :]

Nathan: "Who are you? I don't even know you!"
:/

He did the same to me.

Also, even if you've been WAY more open with everybody recently, everybody got to know Steve before they left.

:]

 Nobody can NOT recognize my name.
#####undo
#####.

I have like 30+ friend requests that I haven't responded to.

I don't get why people you don't talk to/care about decide to add you.

I don't respond them for like a month, then, I erase them.
... My mom is on the list of people I have to confirm...

I only add people that I'm interested in having appear on my Facebook feed all the time. And I'm constantly deleting people I no longer want to hear "Blankity Blank is OMG LIFE SUCKS =[[[[[" from.

You could just use the hide function.

I'm tired of the "gangster" kids and the rap lyrics in their status bar.

You could just use the hide function.

I'm tired of the "gangster" kids and the rap lyrics in their status bar.

I hate it when people don't use their actual names, treating it like it's Myspace or something.

I often put hot rhymes instead of a status because I hate how much it's like Twitter to put anything else in your status. And people seem to like when I do that so it's alright.

I hate when people don't use their names, too. Though I was thinking of shortening mine to just Collymore. But I wouldn't actually do it.

I don't respond them for like a month, then, I erase them.
... My mom is on the list of people I have to confirm...

My mum is often trying to add me to Facebook. So I holler upstairs that I don't want her in my business.

I often put hot rhymes instead of a status because I hate how much it's like Twitter to put anything else in your status. And people seem to like when I do that so it's alright.

I hate when people don't use their names, too. Though I was thinking of shortening mine to just Collymore. But I wouldn't actually do it.

There are some (you're up in there), who can pull it off. The rest are illiterates quoting 50 cent lyrics and throwing the-word-that-white-folk-shouldn't-say in there.

And yeah, they're white. Real white.

I changed my name to Steve Drummond(sounds better), no real diff but how you spell the name, the legal way is how it was before. It's my own little way of saying "##### TEH SYSTUM" AHURR-HURRR

: Slugkid   9 June 2009, 20:30:28

I don't respond them for like a month, then, I erase them.
... My mom is on the list of people I have to confirm...

My mum is often trying to add me to Facebook. So I holler upstairs that I don't want her in my business.

Same thing. I actually added her because I felt bad since she lives in a different city. I removed her later because SHE'S SOOOOO EMBARRASSING LIKE GAAAWD.

I'm sure if I didn't live at home, I could consider adding her. On limited profile though, I think.

I enjoy obscure quotes.

"Mister Loaf is very tall."

Odie(OD) has a bunch of cool lemon quotes up in his Facebook profile.

My favorite thing about Facebook (and I seriously #####ing love it) is commenting on other peoples' statuses.

Also, I love setting my status. As in, I always either try to make it something enjoyable and funny for everybody else to read, or it's about something I'm enthusiastic about (like a movie or a show, or some particular event.)

I hate it when people don't use their actual names, treating it like it's Myspace or something.

Apparently Facebook is letting you add usernames or something. I don't know, it says that in a little header bar when I logged in a few minutes ago.

Yeah I just read that.

Though I will probably end up using it, I'm not a fan.

Mike Collymore dislikes this.

It's okay.

Maybe MAX WILL RECOGNIZE ME NOW.

Mike Collymore dislikes this.

If only that were an option. There's a lot of crap I don't like that people post and sometimes I really want to tell them.

OK so maybe it's a good thing that option doesn't exist.

I felt like reviving this with something sick.

[spoiler]Annie 3:52 pm
    i was born in New Hyde Park
    just so you know
ChaosvortexDS 3:52 pm
    New Hyde Park, in New York?
Annie 3:52 pm
    yeah its in queens county
    new york
ChaosvortexDS 3:52 pm
    Thats a hospital name?
Annie 3:52 pm
    no
    thats the city
ChaosvortexDS 3:52 pm
    ok
ChaosvortexDS 3:52 pm
    About to say...
ChaosvortexDS 3:53 pm
    "Okay, which swingset did your mom give labor?"
Annie 3:53 pm
    >.>
    it was the big yellow slide
ChaosvortexDS 3:53 pm
    lawl
    Oh I just had a weird thought
    What if a pregnant lady went down a slide in a park..
    and her water broke..
ChaosvortexDS 3:54 pm
    and it became a water slide? lol
Annie 3:54 pm
    ...
    thats nasty
    freak.
    back to essay..
ChaosvortexDS 3:54 pm
    hahaha
    okay
Annie 3:54 pm
    lol..
    >.>
ChaosvortexDS 3:54 pm
    Makin bed
Annie 3:54 pm
    kk
    water bed?
    xD
ChaosvortexDS 3:54 pm
    oh ew
Annie 3:54 pm
    : D
ChaosvortexDS 3:54 pm
    That's wrong
Annie 3:54 pm
    like water slide isnt
ChaosvortexDS 3:54 pm
    Yeah, well that had a function.
    That's just... nasty.
Annie 3:55 pm
    and beds dont have functions?
ChaosvortexDS 3:55 pm
    Well, not off the bat like that.
    Now I'm imagining a water bed filled with THAT
Annie 3:55 pm
    : D
    weeee~[/spoiler]

Oh Nathan, our conversations are so lovely. :)

Oh my.

Imagine how many pregnant ladies it would take to fill a water bed like with "that."

I had a disturbing image of her wiggling on a water bed when she said "weeee~".

I'm sure it was somethin' else that was wigglin' her ;-)

Wigglin' is now a metaphor for sexing

That is the most tame "sick" thing I've heard/seen in a while. You're all so vanilla here.

Do people even use the word "sick" anymore?

Apparently.

...I'm gonna' have to go with Mike on this one. This is like a bunch of churchboys giggling about the word "butt."

OMF-HE SAID IT!

Do people even use the word "sick" anymore?

Only for cool things.

Or, you know, if somebody has a cold or something.

That is the most tame "sick" thing I've heard/seen in a while. You're all so vanilla here.

I know, but I'm not aiming to please with my choice of words here.

Well. Start.

This is MMM in case you forgot.

Okay.

*ahem*

You suck.




There. Better?

I don't know what you're talking about anymore.

I just meant that what you posted was pretty un-sick as in it was pretty un-gross.

Yeah, I mean it would be smelly and kind of gross and weird but it's not super gross.

I never said it was super gross. I don't know what YOU guys are going on about anymore. It was just an idea I had. A really weird one.

MajiknFaelis (12:33:05 AM): So are you on Skype, Paul?
MajiknFaelis (12:33:10 AM): I do not see you.
Nemo (12:33:20 AM): Glenn Beck needs to log on!
MajiknFaelis (12:33:30 AM): Glenn Beck sent out URETHRA!
Paul (12:33:39 AM): i'm on
Nemo (12:33:39 AM): SWIFT ATTACK.