The MBoard

Wasn't so sure about forum games and the proper forum. But this one seems to be very entertaining and witty at other forums. : P
Basically you make a wish, and the next person that posts corrupts it in some way, and the cycle goes on.

example:
guy 1: I wish for a giant pony!

guy 2: Granted, although it's a pony from hell.
guy 2: I wish for chocolate cake.

I'll start out. I wish for the Christmas holiday to be extended.

Granted, nothing bad happens.

I wish that Classic Mega Man or Mega Man X was in Brawl as a playable character.

Granted, but his moveset is not nearly as good as yours.

I wish for this thread to NOT turn out like the last one.

Granted, but you get a hemorrhoid.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Mountain Dew.

Granted, but that rumor about it reducing your sperm count is true.

I wish for 10,000 dollars.

Granted but it's counterfiet money.  Don't drop the soap now.

I wish that other smiley was Megamanified. :-[

Granted, but it looks like Axel. :D

I wish I had a dime for every time Sano messes up.

Granted, but then he doesn't mess up at all.

I wish for more Gurren-Lagann.

Granted, but it's not yours.

I wish I'd get a call from the new places I applied for.

Granted, but it's from the drug-dealer you drunkenly applied to as a concrete block.

I wish I had my freaking degree.

Granted but all the sex with the professors has left you limp and useless.

I wish for more bottles of blue fire.

You already wished for that before. I'll grant it regardless, and simply call you a bumbling fool in a world where bottles can't hold fire.

I wish for 10 more seasons of Scrubs.

Granted, but when watching them you develop TV AIDS.

I wish that the sites I enjoy didn't slow down.

Granted, but you only enjoy sites like Tubgirl, Meatspin, Goatse, and 2girls1cup.

I wish that ASR had made a wish for me to bash with a hammer.

Granted, but then this wish would have never happened and thus we have created a time paradox.

I wish I would've spaced out my responses because I look like a tool for taking part in three exchanges in a row.

Granted. But I stole your shift key.

I wish I had a cuecumber.

Granted, your now a woman as well...

.... >.>

I wish I could sleep longer..

Granted, but you have horrible destrictive night terrors.

I wish my tummy didn't hurt :(

Granted, your tummy is removed and now the area around it hurts because of the forceful removal of your tummy.

I wish Sano was real again.

Granted, but it's one life for another, you're gone.

I wish I knew a good wish to wish for.

You know it now, but it's too late to wish for it.

I wish I was alive again.

Granted but you have to live the life of a bank robber.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but you will still get tired.

I wish I knew why everyone is making wishes related to me.

Granted, it's because Chron is in love with you.

I wish to go to sleep now.

Granted but you'll wake up looking at  a mirror, harhar.

I wish each day had 25 hours instead of 24.

Granted. Your life-span shortens.

I wish MChat was public.

Granted, but you can't read anything over the n00bs.

I wish to be the little girl.

Granted, but you get lollied to old men over the web and get raped one night by said men.

I wish for every episode of Bleach to come out right now, even the ones that don't have a manga yet, with no fillers.

Granted, but due to some random accident you go blind and can't watch them. EVAR.

I wish that I had infinity foods and could never get fats.

Sure, but then Hitler comes back to life, eats donuts 'till he gets fat, and then commits genocide against anyone under 300 lbs.

I wish Lost started this Wednesday instead of later in February, and that it was a full season rather than a half-season.

Granted, but they replace the screenwriters with monkeys.

I wish I had a better job.

Aw no, the spam topic again.

Granted but instead of paychecks you have to give THEM money.

I wish that Dragon Quest 9 comes out sooner.

That wouldn't be a better job. >_>;

Granted, but it's a live-action game, and it stars Leonardo DiCaprio.

...
Granted but you become mute.


I wish my laptop, cactaur, didn't attack me so often

Granted but then it explodes one night.

I wish that I finish my game with less procrastination.

Granted, but right when you finish the last few lines of code, a sudden virus rears its head and eats your hard drive. Endgame. Literally.

I wish my camera would fix itself.

Granted. But It won't focus on your head

I wish Star warrior returned

Granted, but you permanently switch names.

I wish I had enough to move in right now.

Granted... *Stares at Opal's avatar*

*Continues starring and starts to drool. Gets so bad that user can't post a wish*

Alex: Granted, but you 'move in' with Vinchenz here.

I wish it was possible for people to mind their own god damn business.

*Snaps out of bubble* Ehh, what?

I wish for a sandwich... yes, at twelve o'clock.

Granted, but your buisness is now everyone's buisness.

I wish chocolate was a biological weapon.

Granted, but it only causes women to menstruate.

Jesus, I wish I could calm down. ._.

Granted but to do so, Jesus comes from the heavens to slap you into calmness.

I still wish for my sandwich.

Granted, but it only causes women to menstruate.

I'm pretty sure that makes it one of the most terrifying biological weapons known to mankind.

PMS - Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

V- You get your sandwich alright, you're sandwiched between two naked male strippers.

I wish my hands didn't burn right now : [

Granted, but they catch on fire instead.

I wish Helium only had one electron.

Granted, but now all helium gas is ionized and every balloon on the planet pops because you had to ruin it. Great going, hero.

I wish it would stay cold for once.

Granted. Ice Age occurs. A mammoth tramples your house.

I wish I had more hard drive space.

Granted but then your computer crashes due to having too much space.

I wish for new slippers.

Granted, but they are daiso brand.

I wish I was cool like protoman  8) 8) 8) 8) 8)!

Granted but you r col liek potoman!1!1oneoneone 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

I wish DOJO would give us a character update that isn't a final smash or a character move.

Granted but it's Pichu.

I wish that this wish CAN'T be corrupted in anyway possible.

Your wish does not come true.

I wish being an 'average American' didn't make me an asshole in the eyes of the rest of the world.

Granted but then you become an asshole in the eyes of the world for being yourself.

I wish good movies came out now a days, not semi-decent.

Granted, you are now waiting for Cloverfield.

I wish the great lulz on this board would come sooner.

Wish granted, but the lulz hate and despise you, so they kill you, slowly.

I wish for a flipping snow day.

Granted but then you become an asshole in the eyes of the world for being yourself.

*laughs* Thank you.

I wish for a flipping snow day.

Granted, but you get buried under 2 ton of yellow snow and have to eat your way out.

I wish I was a Tachikoma.

Granted. You are now a robot that has no opposable thumbs. Have fun.

I wish for more tea.

Wish granted, but your tea is full of X-lax, and if you don't drink it, my assasins will shoot you.

I wish the yellow snow I am currently eating would turn into lemonade yellow snow.

Wish not granted, it's corrupted enough lol

I wish for egg nogg.

Wish granted, but it's ##### flavored.

I wish for some sour skittles.

Granted but instead of sugar, there's poison in there.

I wish for Sweet Home Alabama... Doo doo...

Granted, but you get all incested.

I wish for a half gallon of Hood Egg Nog. *drool*

Granted but I peed in it... and you already drank it by the time you read that.

I wish I didn't need sleep. Then I can be on MMM every day 24... every day... every day... every day......

Granted, but you die from malnutrition and lack of sleep.

I wish I had a portal gun.

Granted, but the Subspace Emissary attacks.

I wish I had AIDS.

Granted, but everybody else has Mega AIDS, you suck now.

I wish I could go to sleep now.

Granted, but you never wake up, nor do you dream.

I wish I had a day off before Saturday.

Granted, but you have to work on Saturday now.

I wish my glasses didn't give me a headache during the short periods of time I actually even wear them.

Granted, now they give you a headache and you have to wear them constantly.

I wish I was paid in pebbles, and that pebbles were universal currency.

Granted. It's a little awkward passing around Fred Flintstone's daughter, but you deal with it somehow.

I wish that the was no such thing as a segmentation fault.

Granted, but now nothing is segmented.

I wish I had more "Galactic Putty."

Granted, but its "Galactic Silly Putty".

I wish my school had a better IT department.

Granted, but it's soooo much better, that it explodes.

I wish that I can find my USB Drive. :(

Granted, you stand up and find it crushed in your chair.

I wish I had time to beat all my games.

Granted but then you become so good at them that you fail to find gaming  entertaining

I wish I had a cake.

Granted but the cake is a lie.

I wish I had the Orange Box.

Granted, but it tastes lemon...
I wish I had a WII

Granted but you lose both arms in a tragic lumberjack accident.

I wish I lived in Eureka.

Granted but then you lose your legs in a tragic flying accident.

Granted, but it tastes lemon...

I wish this was properly corrupted because I see this as a good thing.

Granted. The Orange box doesn't work with any of your systems, breaks them and burns your house down.

I wish I has noodles.

Granted, you now have a swimming noodle.

Granted.

I wish that I didn't have to go to class now. >_>

Granted, but now you have to live through the same class every day for eternity.

I wish Prevernter had made a wish.

Granted. But He wished your sister/Brother/mum if you are only child
I wish I weren't bored

Granted, but you are piled with so much Grammar work that you wish you were dead.

I wish Slug made some sense there, with his corruption.

I think he made himself related to prevented?

No... I granted Kamon's wish by making Preventer Wish For Kamon's relatives. But I don't know whetever Kamon has a sister, a brother or none at all...

I wish Slug made some sense there, with his corruption.

Granted, but now you post like a lamer.

I wish I could find Bomberman 64.

Granted, but it turns to be a fan version with n00|> t41|< (Noobtalk) instead.
I wish I had a good wish.

Granted, but your horse explodes. *prepares to be mauled by vets*

I wish there was a Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C 3rd GIG

I wish I knew what your wish is about.

It's about an anime...

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone COmplex 3rd GIG

I wish I knew what your wish is about.

Wish Granted, you know what his wish is about, but now you have brain damage, and you  don't know anything else.

OK, now for a tough wish for you to corrupt.

I wish for a snow day, that would bring nothing but joy to me. I wouldn’t die from any disease, sickness, physical injury, and get in a bad situation, I would just be completely satisfied with the day, and the night of the day. And other Snow days would come, and I wouldn't become stupid from lack of school, and people wouldn't be mad at me for making this wish.

Your wish does not come true.

I wish for a cake that isn't a lie.

: Slugkid   5 December 2007, 17:38:05

I wish I knew what your wish is about.

Wish Granted, you know what his wish is about, but now you have brain damage, and you  don't know anything else.

OK, now for a tough wish for you to corrupt.

I wish for a snow day, that would bring nothing but joy to me. I wouldn’t die from any disease, sickness, physical injury, and get in a bad situation, I would just be completely satisfied with the day, and the night of the day. And other Snow days would come, and I wouldn't become stupid from lack of school, and people wouldn't be mad at me for making this wish.

Granted, but then the stark reality of mans existence dawns on you. Man needs violence and lust and pain. He craves his dramas and sorrows. Without them he is nothing. He begins to twitch. A madness will come over you in many days to come. Soon the flesh of the innocent shall line your walls. Spelling something out... what does it say? "My god... damn your heaven.... satan may have my soul...." The blood. So much blood.

I wish I could get free greens all the time.

Granted, but they're old and they wind up hospitalising you.

I wish my Irn-Bru was cold.

Wish granted, you will get piles of green ##### to eat every day.

I wish for a new ZX game.

EDIT: Damn it Kamon

Wish granted, but you get tounge stuck on it for all of eternity.

Granted but the only playable character is an 8 bit Axl, the voice acting is worse than MM8 and it kills your DS.

I wish we get a white christmas here.

Granted, but it ends up being a white POWER christmas. A lot of people are pissed. They blame you.


I wish I could kill everything.

Granted, but you kill yourself before you kill anything else.


I wish for more good Wii games.

Wish granted, but YOU in paticular hate the franchises that the games come from.

I wish Mr. Dark would return to the RayMan series, and that this wish will be corrupted cleverly.

Wish granted, but Rayman goes away instead

I wish for Mchat to be back
You don't want to corrupt this, now do you?!

Granted, but your PC dies so you can't use the 'net.

I wish I could sprite well.

Granted, but all you can sprite is the same megaman pose, over and over.

I wish it would be warmer in my house..

Granted, but now your house is on the Sahara desert.
I wish my PC didn't die.

Wish granted, but your house produces SO much heat, everyone has to have a green christmas and have no snow days because of you, so they kill you and sacrifice you for snow.

I wish for an e m u l a t o r to rip sprites.

Granted. You get busted for breaking copyright laws and spend 30 years in jail, being Bubba's b****.

I wish I had more Irn-Bru 32.

.

Wish granted, but your house produces SO much heat, everyone has to have a green christmas and have no snow days because of you, so they kill you and sacrifice you for snow.

I wish for an e m u l a t o r to rip sprites.

Granted. But as you download it, billions of trillions of viruses of all kinds go on your PC. Your PC screen says "HAHA U NUB!11!1one!1" as it turns off. Forever.

I wish I didn't yawn like a tiger

Way to be subtle MM..

@Slugkid: Granted, you yawn like a gorilla.

I wish people wouldn't post so fast, granting other peoples wishes instead..

Seriously people, slow down, get a glass of water.

...Granted. you get to be 72 before you can read this post.

I wish I didn't yawn like a gorilla and I also wish Machine Man hadn't skipped my other wish.

Wish granted, now you snore like a howler monkey.

I wish for some money that would'nt be stolen, or burned.

Granted, you get $20 in Monopoly money. Then go straight to jail.

I wish I had more Shortbread fingers.

Wish granted, but you pick your nose with them, so now thier permenently contaminated.

I wish for some more snow, white snow.

Granted, but then you get hit by a car and become paralyzed from the neck down. Once you come back home, you learn that your parents died in an accident while traveling to the hospital to see you. You now live in a foster home where your foster parents abuse and molest you. Merry Christmas.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted, but it ends up being cocaine and you have an awesome party.

I wish...hell I wish I could go to his party!

Wish granted, but you get thrown out for not saying "I love preventerWIND" it.

I wish for a pickle. (a dill pickle ya sickos.)

I wish the same WIND wished. For people to slow down.

Really. I have tried and failed to corrupt five wishes already...

Wish granted.

Geez I had to say that fast.

I wish for a pickle. (a dill pickle ya sickos.)

Grante-... nah.. too easy.

I wish for a pickle. (a dill pickle ya sickos.)

Granted, but it turns out to be a s***pickle named Dill.

I wish for a pickle. (a dill pickle ya sickos.)

Granted, but it had E-Coli in it and you died a sick and painful death.

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted but it's a school Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. The kind that's, like, all PB and no J.

I wish for a huge box of Legos.

Granted, but after you have used more than a thousand legos on just one huge lego robot or something, it falls and the room is filled with blocks and you have to put them back in the box.

I wish I had summarized my corruption.

Granted, but your summary is longer than the corruption itself.

I wish the mall didn't play Christmas carols. Like, at all. Maybe on Christmas itself, but not a nanosecond sooner.

Granted, your mall now plays nothing but the Spice Girls all year round.

I wish I had working batteries for my Wiimote

Granted, but they leak chemicals everywhere.

I wish I had a babelfish, so I could read folklore in the original languages. Translations bite the big one.

Granted, but it's yahoo babelfish.

I wish I could sleep just by saying "Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep noooooow"

Granted. You have epilepsy.

I wish I'd started listening to Johnathan Coulton earlier.

Granted, but you completely lose a taste for his music.

I wish I could drive myself to work. ._.

Granted, your mall now plays nothing but the Spice Girls all year round.

In comparison to two months of carols, I could deal with it.

Granted, but you're driving a clown car. *honk honk*

I wish I didn't just have the scare of my life.

Granted, instead you just wet yourself.

I wish I had lots of white chocolate.

Granted
(http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/randy_gill_aka_white_chocolate-arton2806-240x240.jpg)

I wish I could find a new author who's works I actually like.

Granted but when you find it you notice s/he died 50 years ago.
I wish I had cut my hair AFTER OD's contest.

Granted but you ended up bald.

I wish I had more Pringles.

Granted but the pringles make you bald.

I wish I had a car.

Wish granted and you'r all Like "SWEET!"

and like "dude, I never knew I could drive this fast"

And your freinds are like "Woah slow down!"

and your car is all like "crash, bang, dead!"



I wish for dante's inferno.

Granted, but it's in its original language.

I wish I hadn't lost my hat, shirt and nametag.

Granted, but they are burger king scrubs

I wish for abstact concept number two!

Granted, but it's so abstract that it doesn't mean anything.

I wish SmackJeeves wasn't down.

Granted but then the owner of the site gets arrested and the stie taken down permanently.

I wish my muscles weren't achine.

Granted but now you have no Bones.

I wish for no more ice.

Granted, but now I don't get to run and then slide repetitively when I head home from work 'round midnight.

Wish upon a star
No matter who you are
The second star to the right
Harbinger`s gate
Beyond the boundaries
Blossom ballet
In the great wide somewhere

I'd hardly call that a corruption.

Shut your face.

Whatev...


I wish I had a Tachikoma.

Granted, but it goes wild and runs you over 50 times and shoots you to death.

I wish for a new playstation.

Granted but it only plays Final Fantasy games and it has to be upside-down to work.

I wish I would get off my ass and do something important (granted, I'm working on MMMRPG right now. >_>)

granted, but the important thing you do ends up landing you in federal prison and you become michael vick's butt-slave.

I wish for a new bass...

Granted but it comes with a new treble.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, but satan pops up out of your floor and hands you something.  Sneaky bastard.

I wish for a faster computer...

Granted. It's got legs. Hairy ones.

I wish for a better Micro SD card.

Granted, but it's in a pile of dog #####.

 I wish for a new car.

Granted, but it's in a pile of dog #####.

good enuff lulz

 

I wish for a new car.

Granted, you have an old car from the 60's.

I wish for a new computer chair.

I wish for a new car.

Granted.  But it turns out to be an Iraqi Car Bomb.  That only gets 10 miles to the gallon.

I wish for a sharpie that never went dull or ran out of ink.

Granted, but it comes broken. (This goes for both.)

I wish for a better paying job.

Granted, but you end up being a prostitute for twisted-minded people.

I wish I knew what software Sybreed's Drop used.

Granted, but it was extremely complicated and came without a manual.  And it incidentally wasn't great after all.

I wish I could go to Japan.

Granted but your crushed by Godzilla

I wish I had a army of Strippers, female strippers.

Granted, but they were massively overweight and ate all your food and eventually you after taking over the world.

I wish for someone I know to call me with good news.

Granted. Your neighbor is a telemarketer and calls you saying you've won a free cruise.

I wish someone can creatively corrupt this wish.

Granted. Your wish creates a paradox.

I wish I hadn't cracked my thumbnail.

Granted but 8 babies die instead.

I wish my grandpa would stop touching me.

Granted, but now your other grandpa starts.

I wish mythumb hadn't started bleeding again.

Granted, but then your nose begins to bleed.

I wish I didn't have a 1 am curfew.

Granted. You have a 7:30 PM curfew.

I wish this chicken wasn't old.

Granted, it's an egg now.

I wish my leg didn't itch like hell (BTW got the cast off)

Granted, but soon after it stops itching, you simultaneously get chickenpox and attacked by a swarm of hungry mosquitoes, all concentrated on your leg.


I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.

Granted. *grabs Alex*

*munch munch* : I

Granted, but I happen to avoid dating weiners.

I wish I was lost!

Too late.

I wish I'd sleep.

Granted but now you dream of Old Regan Naked

I wish I had new pants

Granted But they are now fancy pants... Mr Fancy pants!

I wish that all the wishes in the world could be wished upon a wishing star that all wishes could no longer use the word wish.

Granted, but the word "wish" is replaced with the word "supersoaker."

I supersoaker for a new mouse.

Wish granted, but you weren’t specific enough with your supersoaker, so now you have an annoying mouse running in house, and he's peeing all over the counter. Have fun.

I "wish" for an end to Star Force.

Granted, but 10 years from now they bring it back in an anniversary set.  Which has a mouse in it which pees all over YOUR counter.

I wish for "Soulja Boy" to go away and die a horrible and painful death of listening to his own song 1,000,000 times.

Granted but you have to listen to it all day, everyday for the rest of your life.

I wish I had the Najica Blitz Tactics boxed set.

Wish granted, but your mother FORCES you to give it to the pour.

I wish my cold would ##### off, and leave alone.

Granted, but your "poor" spelling causes pneumonia to plague you.

I wish it was warm enough to go golfing...

Wish granted, but none of your friends want to go, and you have to golf ALONE.

I wish for better spelling skills, and that none of my other skills will go down.

Granted, but you become incredibly short and ugly.  Those aren't skills.

I wish I had six dollars.

Wish granted, you have six counter-fit dollar bills. The law soon finds out, now you have to go to court, and you know what you have for a lawyer? A MONKEY! That’s right, a Monkey. ooh ooh ah ah

I wish for six "legal" dollars, and I would spend them on something great!

Granted. The legal dollars are Wily Fun Bux and you obtained them by giving Rez a "sexual favor".

I wish I wasn't lazy so I could clean my room.

Granted. You are galvanized into action, cleaning and cleaning and cleaning until your hands are raw and bleeding.

I wish for an iPod Shuffle. No silly videos or more gigabytes than god, just a basic mp3 player.

Granted, but you lose the headphones and the accessories, and the warranty is kaput. Then you drop it in the water.

I wish for my pizza to be done cooking.

Granted but now it's covered with puppies.

I wish I wasn't so twisted.

Granted but the change in your personality causes a rupture in the space time continuum, eradicating life as we know it.

I wish my little brother would leave me alone.

Granted but you get jealous that he hangs out with someone else rather than you and go on some jealousy rage that you'd normaly find on some sitcoms.

I wish I had some socks.

Granted, but you throw away all your other socks because you think you don't need them anymore, then all your new socks get big holes in them.

I wish for a cough drop.

ACCESS DENIED.

I wish for drugs. Lotsa drugs. :(

Wish granted, but your life falls in ruins from destroying yourself with drugs.

I wish for a new episode of Death Note, RIGHT NOW.

Wish grante, but your life falls in ruins because you like anime.

I wish had some (http://images.hanfordlemoore.com/lego-shaped-eggo-waffles.jpg)

Wish granted, but the Waffles are full of X-Lax, and it's the only food on earth, so you have to eat it.

I wish to be on TV.

Granted, you're on Jerry Springer and you get slammed by two rednecks.

I wish my cold could let me stay home tommorow.

Granted, but you get a shot... in your ass.

I wish for it to be Christmas vacation already.

I REALY don't want to corrupt this wish so, it's granted, but not corrupted.

I wish for more snow.

Granted, but it will flatten your house.

I wish for a turtle.

Granted, but you accidentally spill Mutagen on it and it leaves your house to fight crime.

I wish I could find a working copy of Legends 2.

Wish granted, but it's the japanese version, and you cant read any of the text.

I wish the plows would mind their own damn business, and stop plowing the snowing.

Granted, but then bulldozers start to plow and **** up everything.

I wish for set of turntables so I can rearrange beats.

Granted, but all you have to rearrange is old Garfunkel albums.

I wish for someone to call me with great news.

Granted, but they are great bad news. Your house is on fire and all your consoles and technology is DEAD

I wish Mchat was up. Again.

Granted but the only avatar available is a naked Dr. Wily.

I wish my fingers don't hurt no more.

Granted, you have no fingers.

I wish my camera worked.

Granted, but every picture will be brighter than usual, and will lose a bit of colors.

I wish I had an external hard drive with larger than 500gb space.

 Granted, but when you arrive home you discover it's not compatible with your PC. And it was extremely expensive. AND IT HAS NO GUARANTEE NOR DEVOLUTION!

I wish there was a wasteland.

Granted, but there goes the thread.

I wish to not have to make a wish.

Granted. You already did so.
I wish i had a better wish than this one.

Not granted.

I wish that mudkipz be in brwl.

Granted, but then there's mudkips in Brawl *shudder*

I want a Terminator army.

Granted, but they're Rodney Dangerfield models, and they show up naked and can't find any clothes.

I wish for a new car.

Granted. A new Toyota appears in thin air right above your head and lands directly on top of you.

I wish for uranium alloy.

The Gods grant your wish and see that you're their 100,000,000th customer, and they grant you another wish which is corrupted in that they turn you into stone, unless you wish specifically not to be turned into stone, in which case a knife falls from the heavens and kills you on the spot.

I wish for an indestructible suitcase that is openable only by me, renders me immortal in its presence, and contains millions of real Canadian dollars, delivered right to my bed by a very timid individual named Zachary Smith who is too rich to want to take my money anyway.

Granted, but the immortal rays shone off by your magic suitcase causes cancer, and all of your money is in Canadina dollars...which is worthless eh.

I wish for a pet monkey that would be my right hand man and wear a top hat.

So basically my only inconvenience is that carrying my suitcase around will slowly kill people around me unintentionally?

WIN.

Anyway, granted. The monkey turns into a right hand, then a man, then the constant refiguration kills it.

Since I already got a wish granted that I'm satisfied with, I choose not to wish.

Then your wish is no longer satisfying.

I wish for some ice cream.

Granted but you getz a crabby patty
People
Order
Our
Patties.
I wish for a Good gaming system.

Granted, you're given a NES and thrusted back into the 1980's.

I'd be happy with a NES. And I was not born on the 80's...

That does not matter.

Think about Back to the Future rules.

But watch out for the butterfly effect. O_o

But watch out for my foot up yer ass you smart ass. I'll put a firecracker in a mailbox and blow up a baby whenever I wanna.

Although no one really wished, WISHED GRANTED, but you all die of the plague.

I wish my N64 worked.

Granted but only Super Man 64 will play on it.

I wish we didn't die of the plague. D:

Granted. It's AIDS now.

I wish I still had my copy of Super Mario 64.

Granted but "NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR RRRR"

I wish I had HIV instead.

Granted, but you're a whore and get AIDS anyway.

I wish Rez Abe would fix the Hentai Gallery.

Isn't HIV and AIDS the same?... I do not know...
Granted but all it has is pics of naked doctor wily.
I wish I could go to the USA.

Granted, but as you step off the [insert conveyance here], you're shot dead.

I wish for the rest of the site back up.

Granted, but now the board is CLOSED FOREVAR.

And no, HIV and AIDS are not the same.  HIV leads to AIDS.

I wish I was not watching the cast of The View on Jay Leno.

Thanks.
Granted. You are blind.
I wish I couldn't get tired.

Granted, a big strong gay muscley man comes and works you out, to the maximum honey.

I wish there was the Christmas holiday would be NOW.

Granted, but it doesn't come true due to the awkward wording.

I wish BEAT ROD TANK EMPTIES.

My bad, I was half asleep when typing that.

Granted, you have cool beans now. WHOOOOOO!

I wish the Christmas holiday would begin now. (Much better)

Granted but you get coals for Christmas.

I wish that God gave ME lemons. Then I could find a new God.

Granted, but they're asplodin' lemons.

I wish a MegaMan game for one of the next gens was announced.

Granted. But it's as good as starforce.
I wish for donuts.

Granted but the secret recipe is dog poop.

I wish I had WINDUHHHH's hat.

Granted. You pay WIND your life savings for it.

I wish I could figure out what to write on my grafiti image in Computer Graphics.

Granted. but you forget it the next second.
I wish dirt didn't exist.

Granted. Dirt is now replaced with hot magma and Earth becomes the new hell.

I wish I could work it harder, better, faster, and stronger.

Granted, but Steve Austin sues.

I wish the snow would #####ing wash away.

Granted, but Steve Austin sues.

I wish the snow would #####ing wash away.

Granted, but it's still as cold as before.

I wish to know how it feels to hold a girl in my arms~

Granted. You hug yourself.

BURNED.

I wish I earned more money at work.

Granted. You hug yourself.

BURNED.

I wish I earned more money at work.

Granted, he doesn't wear a condom and you get AIDS.

I wish that our winter vacations would be longer.

Not corrupting or wishing, but I just now noticed I left myself open for that one. ._.;

Not corrupting or wishing, but I just now noticed I left myself open for that one. ._.;

You're not going to get more money if you let yourself open for free. =/

I wish Aeon would quit stalking me from board to board.

I wish Aeon would quit stalking me from board to board.

I was in the MG first. >_>

I wish you'd stop #####ing Pikachus.

Granted, I donated it to less fortunant children.

But in all seriousness, I wish for you, Aeon, to leave MMM and never return again. Seriously.

I wasn't the one that got banned, now was I?

 I'll leave the MMM when I leave America, which I can't considering how Wal-Mart keeps me in a basement and only lets me leave to work as a greeter.

Granted but you get coals for Christmas.

I wish that God gave ME lemons. Then I could find a new God.

POWER THIRST.


Uh, whatever is happeneing, NOT GRANTED.

I wish I had never seen 2G1C. *shudder*

Granted, you see 2 girls 1 finger.

I wish I could go out and get my pizza already.

Granted, but it's topping is mayonaise and you have to leave it in the sun for 2 days before you can eat it.

I wish for Megaman ZX Advent.

Granted but then this happens
(http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/lacriptayellaberinto/SatanClaus.jpg)

I wish I could drive better.

Granted, but you are hit by a car which is in no way your fault, and lose the cognative capacity to legally operate a motor vehicle.

I wish that my corruption hadn't been so mean to Jakey.

Granted; however, a vengeful god strikes you down instead.

I wish for an end to the thread.

NOT GRANTED.

I wish for fatso to never make a stupid wish ever again.

Granted, they're now retarded wishes.

I wish to do good on my exams next week. D:

I agree with Fatso's wish, but I just decided not to post in here instead. Anyway carry on.

Mikero's a party pooper!

Jake, that pic scared me. Seriously.

I wish for a handful of good songs to be made.

I didn't want to puke on the picnic that's why I did post before!

:-( :-)

Wish granted, but the songs only taste good, but don't sound good.

I wish for a snowday tomorrow.

Granted, but the snow appears to be from the near nuclear plant.

I wish for a pair of new sneakers.

Granted, but they are too big for your feet. By a foot.

I wish for a better, working computer.

Granted, but within ten days your motherboard fries.

I wish Unreal Tournament 3 had actually been released as a complete game instead of the halfway-between-beta-and-final-release sort of form it was at launch.

Granted, but the final version was only as good as "Unreal Tournament 1" on the PS2.

I really hate it when people don't post another wish.

Granted, but as they worked to make it complete before launch, the plotline became faulty and riddled with holes as production went on.  They couldn't fix the bugs and decided to quit the project altogether. And another Unreal will never be made.

I wish people would wish wishes that i could wish wishes upon.

Granted, but a mod locks the thread.

I wish that of all the topic you just revived, this one remained dead.

Not granted. Reviving this is corrupt enough.

I wish my radiators worked properly.

Granted. But then the temperature outside raises dramatically... Oh yeah and the heat from the radiator sets some curtains in your house on fire and then your house burns down.

I wish for a pony.

Granted, but it's really old and ill tempered.

I wish for faster internet.

Grantd, but your PC catches fire and dies.

I wish for more activity here.

Granted, but then many many many many noobs appear.

I wish vacations here didn't end march the third(or earlier...).

Granted. No more vacations for you.

I wish I had Power Point.

Granted. But Sano becomes your neighbor.

I wish I had turned off the alarm because of it being saturday.

Granted, but while you're asleep, everyone else boards a spaceship to mars, 'cause the worlds gon' asplode.

I wish I knew how to use Flash..

Granted, but you spend all your time making cheap crap-imations that nobody wants to watch.

I wish I wasn't so damn awesome.

Granted, you're now a total loser.

I wish for Perfect Dark 2.

Granted, but it pales in comparison to the first... oh wait...

I wish for $50 and a brawl pre-order, and for my wii to keep working, as well as my tv and all my sound equipment and internet and wii remote etc...

Granted, but you die on March 8th.

I wish for a car.

Granted: You get a very nice, remodeled 1964 ... classic sports car of some kind that's really pretty. It's crushed by a freak meteorite later that day.

I wish that I could get Still Alive out of my head. D:

Granted, but GLaDOS turns your world inside out by revealing that everything you know has been a virtual reality test to prepare you for thinking with portals.

I wish I had a Portal Gun (I beat the game a few days ago).

Granted, but it backfires.

I wish for a mighty morphin' duck.

Granted, but it turns into a Duck Megazord and squishes you.

I wish I hadn't just corrupted that wish that way.

Granted, you corrupted it to say " Granted, but turns into a pile of dead chao."

I wish I knew more about Portal, and that my portal gun hadn't backfired, having a portal on my chest is not as good as you'd think.

Granted, but the portal ends up on your crotch and the next tome you tell your girlfriend you're going to take her to a "whole new world" it has a more literal meaning.

I wish my damn online would work on my Wii.

Granted, but it's basic brawl only.