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Title: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: America on 4 July 2008, 21:22:37 Where's the love?
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Winged Warrior on 4 July 2008, 21:32:18 Nobody likes you anymore. Go away.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Slugkid on 4 July 2008, 21:40:22 Ironically, today is my Bitch's birthday.
She's five now, and her name is Chocolate(Spanish pronunciation) but we call her Choco. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Jakey on 4 July 2008, 22:00:59 HEY BIRTHDAY AMAERICA!
Don't tell the Motherland this, but you were always my favorite... Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Winged Warrior on 4 July 2008, 22:03:27 Jake, don't play with the dirty hobos.
If you knew how much money America owed his friend China... You would be sad... ON THE INSIDE Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Jakey on 4 July 2008, 22:17:35 Hey if I don't like America, then who will?
Besides Lunche. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Winged Warrior on 4 July 2008, 22:20:22 Sano?
Plus, You and America will be cool for a few weeks, You'll sympathize seeing as it Was his birthday, You'll let him stay at your place. Next thing you know, He's eating your food, hitting you up for money, and sleeping with your girlfriend while you are working. I warn you, America hangs out with the bad crowd. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Johncarllos on 4 July 2008, 23:16:25 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad to have you with us! Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 4 July 2008, 23:38:07 ##### you, America*.
*America as in United States of America, not North America where it includes Canada and Mexico too. Though Mexico's smelly. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: ASR on 4 July 2008, 23:46:43 WE HAVE AN INTRODUCTION THREAD FOR A REASON
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Mikero on 5 July 2008, 00:51:13 Well, U.S.A., I like you. But I don't like how treat your treat the other kids across the street.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: orclev on 5 July 2008, 02:35:20 Happy birthday!
...Who is this really? Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Chron on 5 July 2008, 04:41:06 Actually, she's dead.
Someone took her place while we weren't watching. My guess is that this is Lunche. He gets superpatriotic like this. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Speed Racer on 5 July 2008, 05:55:37 I look forward to the day when I can be proud of this country once again.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Abominator on 5 July 2008, 15:59:51 ...Who is this really? It obviously isn't anyone we know, because of the following excerpt from the RULES: Do not create multiple accounts. RIGHT? *eyeballs* Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Winged Warrior on 5 July 2008, 23:21:09 Oh god! He's right! The government is spying on us!
... I vote on locking it. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Mikero on 23 July 2008, 00:13:22 There are hot women and ugly women in every country, dumbass.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Chron on 23 July 2008, 00:15:14 He's 15, let him live in his dream world, Mike.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Mikero on 23 July 2008, 00:21:27 When I was fifteen I took apart a steam engine and then put it back together facing the opposite direction before anyone realized I was there and the train continued back down the way it came at the same velocity it was going before. So fifteen is age enough to man up.
... I need to start drawing little comics of my Ninja Places and these other such crusades... Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Edgecrusher on 23 July 2008, 22:16:50 You're also a necromancer.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Lunchebox on 24 July 2008, 18:03:48 You're also a drag queen.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Chron on 24 July 2008, 19:35:33 That, too.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Mikero on 25 July 2008, 01:46:00 Not that.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: ChaosVortex on 25 July 2008, 05:06:14 So. How about that July 4th?
Oh. Right. It's over. Why are we replying? Let it die. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Lunchebox on 25 July 2008, 05:47:29 So. How about that July 4th? Because ##### you, that's why. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: The Otaku on 25 July 2008, 05:56:05 You've been to mexico? Are the chicks fine? None of them can possibly be virgins. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Chron on 25 July 2008, 14:33:17 So. How about that July 4th? Hey, I just realized something. This #####ty country got a birthday thread, and I got nothing. NOTHING. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 25 July 2008, 16:53:18 I got nothing either, Chron.
Lets take over the world. Then we'll have everything. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Lunchebox on 25 July 2008, 17:05:26 So. How about that July 4th? Why do you hate America, Chron? Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: ChaosVortex on 25 July 2008, 17:18:52 It'd be easier if this forum had a calender.
Or if you guys started (to care) to write each other member's birthdays down. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 25 July 2008, 18:09:47 Ehh, I honestly don't care if people celebrate my birthday or not.
I'd rather not, actually. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Chron on 25 July 2008, 19:30:00 Hey, I just realized something. It stole my thunder. But I still have the lightning, baby. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Edgecrusher on 25 July 2008, 23:50:07 There's nothing wrong with America, but there is something wrong with its values.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Mikero on 26 July 2008, 01:59:32 Not it's fundamental values. Just it's modern ones, I'd say.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Edgecrusher on 26 July 2008, 20:40:15 I'd dare say fundamental values as well.
The values people claim to have and the ones they practice are seldom identical. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Mikero on 26 July 2008, 20:43:04 I meant the life, liberty, pursuit of happiness hokey cheesy stuff.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Chron on 26 July 2008, 20:45:22 Those are the founding principles.
The people who still believe in that have been mostly removed from politics and media. It's not a financially sound practice for big business. Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Mikero on 26 July 2008, 20:46:11 See: Haliburton.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Chron on 26 July 2008, 20:49:26 One of many, I'm afraid.
Title: Re: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Post by: Edgecrusher on 26 July 2008, 21:38:04 People fly planes into us because they hate freedom...
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