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Title: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Winged Warrior on 30 July 2008, 01:31:55 Man, The topics here have really gotten boring lately huh?
I mean, I quote rez... Even lamers these days suck. Everything sucks now.Follow me on this one. Maybe, Just maybe, Capcom made all their new portable games to screw with us. Yes, the games screwed with everyone, but I mean in paticular, The members that congregate the Megaman Matrix. To create new traffic, but only that of people who think bass is a cool virus busting Navi. We must defeat them at their own game, With pure Unfounded BULL#####. With this turd covered rope, we will Enjoy these fool hearty attempts against 'the man' so hard that capcom will have no choice but to bow down to our mighty idiocy. Let me give you an example of how we are going to pull this off, Post your favourite conspiracy that you have either created in tandom, or that you have heard, and decided to remember. None of these can break the Lets say, My theory is that Abe is from Scotland and an evil red monster from the pits of hell controlling our internet lives with an addictive yet satisfying forum. We all know that Abe isn't from Scotland. The whole Idea is just silly. Hence hilarity ensues. Hopefully Everyone will provide an unique feel that I haven't felt from this forum in a while, and that it won't be closed because someone cannot follow the rules... Either way, Your turn. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 30 July 2008, 01:44:50 Shopping carts.
They're espionage tools the government uses for tracking purposes. All that metal. The ones with wonky wheels are transmitting. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 30 July 2008, 01:52:51 I think the government commisions Hollywood to make crazy and outlandish movies out of their real secret government experiences just to make everyone think "oh, that could never happen in real life!"
When it really is real. Jurassic Park and zombies are true things, The Day After Tomorrow is actually going to happen the day after tomorrow, we're all living in The Matrix, and Men In Black is a real organization. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 30 July 2008, 01:57:37 I was watching Men In Black last night and had the same thought. Although, I also had the same the though the FIRST time I saw Men In Black, so....
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Winged Warrior on 30 July 2008, 02:05:10 A fun messed up one that made me laugh. A guy was 'warning' Me on the street waiting for a light.
"You know you really should watch out, You see those things up there, Those 'traffic' lights, Those things are spraying you with chemicals. I know what your thinking, there's no chemicals. Your wrong. Think about it, Radio waves ARE chemicals, The government is testing those radio waves on you. Those are what those lights are for, To tell if you are done yet!" ... Someone forgot to tell him that THC is also a chemical. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 30 July 2008, 02:12:41 That traffic light thing is real. Promise.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 30 July 2008, 02:27:36 Shopping carts...
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Johncarllos on 30 July 2008, 03:57:29 I think the government commisions Hollywood to make crazy and outlandish movies out of their real secret government experiences just to make everyone think "oh, that could never happen in real life!" Best one I've read so far. I've written out and deleted 3 different conspiracies so far. I can think of nothing worthy of this thread. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 30 July 2008, 04:40:42 It's true enough that if the government really didn't want us to believe something, they'd hire Michael Bay to make a movie about it.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Lunchebox on 30 July 2008, 05:24:59 The Government experiments on your unborn children.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Winged Warrior on 30 July 2008, 06:30:21 I can think of nothing worthy of this thread. JC is just saying that so he can watch us from afar without letting us know... It's like... surveillance man. Surveillance by the man, using a real man, Man... Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 01:23:29 I can't find the disc for 3 so I'll be starting 4 tomorrow. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Edgecrusher on 31 July 2008, 03:07:30 The U.S. government is putting fluoride in our water to keep us stupid and complaisant.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 31 July 2008, 03:10:20 Hilary Clinton was just Bill all dressed up, trying for another chance at presidency.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 04:01:55 Japan doesn't exist. It's just aliens. How else do you explain Playstation 2?
It's true enough that if the government really didn't want us to believe something, they'd hire Michael Bay to make a movie about it. That could only mean one thing: Robots in Disguise! Cheetor, Maxmimize! Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Fatso on 31 July 2008, 04:33:17 Psssh, Cheetor. Ratattack! Or whatever the hell he was called.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 04:37:54 I was QUOTING the show. And it's Rattrap. If you can't remember the name, you are NOT a fan so you smell and are a poo with limbs.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Fatso on 31 July 2008, 04:46:07 I originally had Rattrap and then thought of board games so I edited it.
I was a fan, long long ago, but I haven't seen Beast Wars in nearly ten years so... yeah. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 04:48:58 The board game is Mouse Trap.
0 for 2, bud. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 31 July 2008, 04:51:49 Imagine a Mouse-Trap/Transformers cross-over.
Wonderful. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 04:57:42 It's a zany action, a crazy contraption...
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 31 July 2008, 04:59:41 TWO crazy contraptions. In ONE.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 05:00:29 In disguise.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 31 July 2008, 05:02:05 IIIIIIIIIT'S MOUSETRANSFORMERSROBOTSINDISG UISE!
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 31 July 2008, 05:04:07 *nuclear batteries sold separately
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 05:05:22 Check the fine print on the advert, 'cause it's more than meets the eye.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 31 July 2008, 05:06:51 I don't like how some of the game pieces are plastic mice and the others are giant full-fledged Transformer toys.
I mean, the cage doesn't even fit over the Transformers. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 05:09:26 That's because the cage is part of the whole area, and the whole area is an autobot, just like Autobot City had a part of it that was a transformer itself (named Metroplex).
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 31 July 2008, 05:10:27 The board does fold into another shape.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 05:21:27 Definitely the best game ever.
Conspiracy: ASR and Snare are cats, and mice are the smartest beings on the planet. Then dolphins. Then humans. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 16:57:11 High Fructose Corn Syrup.
How much can you get out of corn anyways? Not much, corn, per acre, doesn't really have a high product yield. Why use CORN syrup? the High Fructose version doesn't have anything at all like corn in it, it's just sugar from corn. Truth be told, if we used High Fructose Sugar Beet syrup, each acre of product would require half the maintenance and yield more than 20 times MORE sugar. Why don't we use this highly cost effective method? Politics. Corn Politics. Companies cannot back down on the products from corn companies, because there is less money in it for the farmers. This is 100% true. I read it on an outhouse wall. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Edgecrusher on 31 July 2008, 19:40:24 Look out Big Tobacco, here comes Big Corn.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 23:11:43 Well if we don't save the rainforests all the corn will be clear-cut anyway right? So we'll have to make a change quickly.
That's how it works, yea? Corn grows in the rainforest in the canopy level and we clear-cut it? Yeah. That's how it works. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 2 August 2008, 04:08:04 THE MONTAUK MONSTER IS ACTUALLY ELVIS (http://news.aol.com/weird-news/article/just-what-is-the-montauk-monster/114144?icid=100214839x1207006733x1200370486)
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Edgecrusher on 2 August 2008, 04:54:23 Sometimes "No" does mean "Yes"
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: AlexThePenguin on 3 August 2008, 03:41:32 THE MONTAUK MONSTER IS ACTUALLY ELVIS (http://news.aol.com/weird-news/article/just-what-is-the-montauk-monster/114144?icid=100214839x1207006733x1200370486) That poor raccoon. There's a theory out there regarding dopplegangers (beings that live on the other side of the mirror and come out and haunt and / or kill you and your family, looking mostly like you). My theory is that they have the same fear of us. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 3 August 2008, 03:45:46 I think the Montauk thing is either a dog or a turtle without a shell. It looks a lot like a dog from the left half, and a lot like a turtle from the right half.
Maybe it's a fusion. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: AlexThePenguin on 3 August 2008, 03:49:36 http://www.animachina.com/images/whatisit/montauk_monster_racoon.jpg
It's a raccoon. The teeth match up perfectly. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 3 August 2008, 04:54:37 It's a tog. Turtle-dog.
Or a durtle. You have to pick one, though. Just so long as it's not a raccoon. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 3 August 2008, 05:04:04 There's a theory out there regarding dopplegangers (beings that live on the other side of the mirror and come out and haunt and / or kill you and your family, looking mostly like you). If they do have the same fear, they've started a war. Because all movies are real. And the movie Mirrors seems to deal with this. Wait a minute... How do you know all this, Opal? HMM?! HMM DOPPLEGANGER, HMM?! Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: AlexThePenguin on 3 August 2008, 05:19:03 You seem to suspect me quickly, DOPPLEGANGER? MIKE.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 3 August 2008, 05:20:37 SAVE IT FOR QUEEN DOPPLEPOPOLIS!
(http://www.morphizm.com/images/features/adultswim/sealab_murphy.jpg) Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: AlexThePenguin on 3 August 2008, 05:21:16 MAYBE THAT'S HOW YOU NINJA SO FAST.
DOPPLENINJA. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 3 August 2008, 05:22:59 If you're implying that I employ my own doppleganger to help me out then you, sir, are a lesbian.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: AlexThePenguin on 3 August 2008, 05:24:37 I'm implying that dopplegangers have superhuman abilities, thus making YOU the doppleganger.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 3 August 2008, 05:28:52 Are you coming on to me? Because I will not hesitate to file for sexual harassment.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 3 August 2008, 05:29:21 Doppelgangers are Naruto's bull#####.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: AlexThePenguin on 3 August 2008, 05:30:21 How the hell are you entwining the two?
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 3 August 2008, 05:39:06 ANSWER MIKE'S QUESTION.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: AlexThePenguin on 3 August 2008, 05:41:13 As if I would.
NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 3 August 2008, 05:43:22 DO NOT DISTRACT US.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: AlexThePenguin on 3 August 2008, 05:44:24 YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED ME, DOPPLECLONE.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 3 August 2008, 05:49:42 SAVE IT FOR QUEEN DOPPLEPOPOLIS!
(http://www.morphizm.com/images/features/adultswim/sealab_murphy.jpg) Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: AlexThePenguin on 6 August 2008, 02:40:24 You're Queen Dopplepopolis.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 6 August 2008, 03:59:15 No I am Marduk, son of Ea, slayer of Tiamat.
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e347/needmoreshrooms/Sealab_2021_Stimutacs_2002_4.jpg) Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: AlexThePenguin on 6 August 2008, 04:10:33 Your mother is Tiamat.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Winged Warrior on 6 August 2008, 16:05:31 ...
Wendy's never frozen patties happen to be... NEVER FROZEN. I have come to terms, that never freezing one's meat products could lead to situtaions including but not limited to food poisoning. However Wendy's has gotten away with doing this for some time now without repercussions. This leads one to assume that the restaurant, wanting fresher meat, is locally buying, grinding, forming, cooking, and selling their meat within a 5 mile or less radius from each store... This is entirely possible, but extremely unlikely. After more thought I have come to terms that the Wendy's burger is one of the following: 1) In a controversial bid to 'go green' Wendy's has decided to recycle in the strangest of ways, in waste recycling. That's right, when you eat that #####ty burger, you are actually eating 72% post consumer #####ty burger. Through a sly method of waste filtering before any and all customer waste hits the septic system, allows patties to be formed underground, and then placed, away from any freezing temperature, at a moment's notice. In short, wendy's burgers are litterally #####. 2) A paid assasin on payroll, is noted as janatorial. This assasin is usually trained in the arts of ninjitsu, that way he can spy on customers to see if they came in alone. He then places a laxitive in the burger that the customer orders so that he/she will be forced to go to the restroom. After said customer is finished, the assassin walks into the stall and shoots the customer with a silenced .44mm, before depositing the body in a secret room. The meat is then skinned, removed from the bone, ground, and formed into the patties we all know and love. The only way to combat this is to abide by the following advice. Don't eat #####ty burgers, And don't go alone if you do. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ChaosVortex on 6 August 2008, 17:40:43 I was taught that "quality is our recipe."
They never told me anything else. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 6 August 2008, 19:19:46 The commercials around here claim that the patties are never frozen.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 6 August 2008, 19:35:29 They told me "if this is good and this is good, wouldn't that make this good good?"
What assy logic, Wendy is a dumb bitch. I'm pissed today. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 6 August 2008, 19:38:00 I think it were "hot, fresh patties" and "cool, crunchy lettuce".
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 6 August 2008, 19:41:15 I'll give them a cool crunchy kick in the head.
I'm just so god damn #####ing pissed today. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 6 August 2008, 19:47:12 What did you do now?
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 6 August 2008, 19:54:42 I don't remember, I think it had something to do with the French Dragon Ball opening theme song. I'm listening to nothing but Rage Against right now and would really like break stuffs.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: NovaMan XP on 6 August 2008, 20:01:33 Stay away from your DS then for now.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 6 August 2008, 23:33:52 The meat at Wendy's is kept from going bad by use of coolers instead of freezers. They get to claim it's never frozen because it happens to be... never FROZEN. It is however kept cool enough to ensure that it doesn't go bad in an hour.
And Wendy's has far better quality than some other fast food chains, I know this for certain. CONSPIRACY DEBUNKED. However there DOES infact exist a Wendy's conspiracy. That conpiracy is that Wendy looks like a jail bait nubile redhead human female of breeding age. This is a huge farce, if you've ever seen what the actual Wendy looked like at the time she became a logo, and I have. And I will show you know; VIEWER BEWARE, YOU'RE IN FOR SCARE... (http://www.collegiatetimes.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wendys_wendy.jpg) And no, that is not a joke. I wish it was, but it's not. I have had a hard time looking directly at the Wendy's logo ever since I saw that beast on a Wendy's documentary. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 7 August 2008, 00:12:25 Oh god... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Winged Warrior on 7 August 2008, 00:29:16 ...................
I have reason to believe that girl is/was sano. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Snare on 7 August 2008, 00:34:48 But she looks like more like Grimace. :[
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Ikeoko on 7 August 2008, 03:03:58 That girl looks like my neighbor who always comes looking for me everyday...and he's a guy. : /
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Lunchebox on 7 August 2008, 03:38:45 Sano's your neighbor?
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Ikeoko on 7 August 2008, 03:41:07 No, my neighbor is a kid that wants to play with me everyday and I always have to make an excuse as to why I'm not going to.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Slugkid on 7 August 2008, 03:49:41 Did you ever tell him your cat was catching UFOs to excuse you for not playing with him?
Do you have a cat? I like cats. They are tasty fried. ... Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Ikeoko on 7 August 2008, 03:51:29 No I have two dogs tho...but I would never fry them ;_;
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 7 August 2008, 03:53:28 I would fry them. But I don't know where your doghouse it.
Yet. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Ikeoko on 7 August 2008, 03:55:04 O_O
STAY AWAY FROM MY POOCHES!!! *hides them on Pluto, which IS A PLANET* Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 7 August 2008, 03:58:55 See this is how I know you're fakin' it, 'cause Plutonians are all allergic to dogs and have banned them from the PLANET.
But as Prince of Neptune I have immunity in all the nine solar systems in the Milky Way Galaxy's 7th through 9012434124324861st sections (this solar system is in #8, by the way) anyway. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Ikeoko on 7 August 2008, 04:00:39 ...But I'm an American, darnet! I HAVE RIGHTS!!!
D:< Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 7 August 2008, 04:01:25 Not on Maglaminac Beta!
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Ikeoko on 7 August 2008, 04:03:51 Are you telling me that all my life I have been fed lies and the Constitution is a hoax!?!?!??!??!
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Slugkid on 7 August 2008, 04:09:36 No, he is telling you that your rights are worth as much as poop in Maglaminac Beta.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Ikeoko on 7 August 2008, 04:13:54 But I don't even know what that is!
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Johncarllos on 7 August 2008, 04:20:06 Ants might have rights.
Does that stop us from stepping on them? Same deal. I am SO glad I signed that contract. I'm like a super ant. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Ikeoko on 7 August 2008, 06:19:44 Wait what's Maglamanic Beta or whatever?
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: AlexThePenguin on 7 August 2008, 20:48:48 Assumably, a star or solar system other than our own sun and solar system.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 7 August 2008, 22:41:24 Sounds Hitchhiker's Guide-ish but isn't.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Ikeoko on 7 August 2008, 23:30:00 Oh...I've never seen that movie xD
But I get what you mean. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Winged Warrior on 7 August 2008, 23:36:14 ... it's also a book...
... in a series of books... Must... Resist... Urge... To kill... movie industry... for sake of books... Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 7 August 2008, 23:37:32 Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Winged Warrior on 7 August 2008, 23:43:51 ... it's also a movie...
... ... Must... Resist... Urge... To kill... book industry... for sake of featured films... Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 7 August 2008, 23:44:03 Wait what's Maglamanic Beta or whatever? Maglamanic Beta is a planetoid that orbits Maglamanic Alpha (a large planet populated by various races of Reptiloids) in the 654th sector of our Galaxy that is one entire giant refinement project that I send criminals and other various ne'er-do-wells to to work in the spice mines. The Maglamanic Solar System has few notable places of interest. Maglamanic Alpha being the only place in the system designated for residential use, Beta being a business venture operated locally. Another notable planetoid is Maglamanic Delta, which is actually more of a large satellite at the system's edge used as an early warning system for the population of Maglamanic Alpha in case of an attack from Wild Fire. Wild Fire is a massive non-sentient alien not unlike fire except in one way: Wild Fire is not fueled by oxygen and can travel the vacuum of space. Wild Fire is a feral being that acts out of instinct, burning any sentient life in it's path. It is, however luckily for your pups, afraid of the planet Earth. Some sort of primal envy, or something. But that's another story for another day kids! "Awwwwww!" Sounds Hitchhiker's Guide-ish but isn't. I know, but I didn't mean that and it wasn't inspired that. I just write like that... Oh...I've never read that book xD Well really, you could do that for any of the incarnations of it. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Winged Warrior on 7 August 2008, 23:47:20 Mike knows too much...
Must... Resist... Urge... To kill... Mike's education industry... for sake of imbeciles... Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 7 August 2008, 23:48:49 It's just story-time.
You're such a grown-up, Wing. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Winged Warrior on 7 August 2008, 23:49:57 ... I use pull-ups training pants.
Mommy, wow, I'm a big kid now! Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 7 August 2008, 23:54:48 Yeah, Mike, you're right about how I could say it for all the different versions, and I don't really know why I singled the book version out.
Hitchhiker's Guide is the worst subject matter to use in a "films bad books good" argument, because whether or not you like the movie adaptation, the book itself is an adaptation. So, yeah, my bad. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Ikeoko on 8 August 2008, 00:56:51 Ella Enchanted was a great book, but the movie was horrible...it had nothing to do with the book...I was very disapointed.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 8 August 2008, 00:59:10 I read that book for some school reading program. I thought the idea was cool, but I didn't really like it.
Any guy reading that book was just thinking the same thing the whole time anyway. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Ikeoko on 8 August 2008, 01:11:29 Yeah, the idea behind it fascinated me. I read it in fifth grade, and ever since then I always think, "what if I was forced to do stuff all the time?" It's like woah...
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 8 August 2008, 01:15:32 I'd throw something at them, steal their sword, put on some pointy shades and say "Just who the hell do you think I am!?"
And then I'd run away with a little face-mech-thing. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 8 August 2008, 01:16:29 I like the Ella Enchanted movie... (That's right, ##### you all I know it's for girls).
But I've not read the book, or care to. I just think the movie is cute and I have a kindergarten crush on Anne Hathaway and her hokey acting. I'd throw something at them, steal their sword, put on some pointy shades and say "Just who the hell do you think I am!?" Well, that wouldn't be "being forced" now would it? That would just be being told. You need to re-learn your Ellamentary studies. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 8 August 2008, 01:19:06 When I was a kid I read a LOT, and there was like, just some single moment in time between Harry Potter 5 and 6 where the planets all aligned and everybody was standing on their left foot at the same time and every dog was blinking just then... and BAM!
I hardly ever read anymore. I just re-read the same old stuff, and occasionally, very rarely, I find something new. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 8 August 2008, 01:23:13 The fifth HP book is the best one anyway.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 8 August 2008, 01:24:32 Ninja's don't read Harry Potter.
Which means you're not a ninja. CONSPIRACY! CONSPI- Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 8 August 2008, 01:25:58 As lame as all the merchandising and such has made it, Harry Potter was pretty awesome and still is, even though I'm not a big fan.
They were fun books. I still have to finish the 6th and read the 7th. Neither will happen for a long time, probably. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 8 August 2008, 01:36:12 I don't like the series, I hate it now. But I'd be lying if I didn't say I read them in 5th grade and shat bricks of joy.
My friend loves Harry Potter, I tease her all the time about it. And she teases me about MegaMan. I'll find an advantage.. one day... Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 8 August 2008, 01:41:38 I started reading them when I was the age of the characters in the second book, 12 (and at that point, the first three had come out). So it was appropriate timing. I still love them, but I know that if they were coming out now I'd have nothing to do with them.
Ninja's don't read Harry Potter. Ninja's read Harry Potter's birth certificate BEFORE he was born (which he was) and then written about (which he was). Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 8 August 2008, 01:48:18 I think people who don't have at least two major fictional obsessions are broken.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 8 August 2008, 01:49:36 Mine is MegaMan and Gurren Lagann.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 8 August 2008, 01:49:53 MegaMan and Hitchhiker's Guide.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 8 August 2008, 01:52:46 ReBoot. Transformers, maybe.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ASR on 8 August 2008, 01:54:52 Runners-up for me are Invader Zim, South Park, and anything Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright breathe into life.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 8 August 2008, 02:10:15 Tallgeese <3
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Johncarllos on 8 August 2008, 02:51:16 Currently, my fictional obsessions are Gurren Lagann and everything Guitar Hero. It's fictional as my ability to play guitar is not non-fiction.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 8 August 2008, 02:54:48 My fictional obsessions switch around a lot.
It was Dragon Quest before but now its Final Fantasy again. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Winged Warrior on 8 August 2008, 03:26:01 "what if I was forced to do stuff all the time?" It's like woah... Yup, I sure am glad that we don't have to worry about that here in real life... *cough* ...it's the government's doing. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Fatso on 11 August 2008, 19:03:34 My fictional obsession is fiction itself, but that doesn't count, does it?
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Johncarllos on 11 August 2008, 19:05:20 yes.
I think that Propane explosion was some sort or Viral Marketing scheme for a new disaster movie. not THAT disaster movie either. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 11 August 2008, 19:18:33 (http://www.lurkmore.com/w/images/f/f6/Viral_Marketing.jpg)?
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Winged Warrior on 11 August 2008, 23:08:53 yes. Propane explosion in Then some crazy broad tried to get into Epic moive plot right there. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Fatso on 11 August 2008, 23:44:24 There's no such thing as East Vancouver. There's Vancouver and Burnaby, nothing in between.
South Vancouver, West Vancouver and North Vancouver, however, all exist. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: AlexThePenguin on 20 August 2008, 01:28:50 Anything east of west Vancouver is east Vancouver.
Yes, that's using global logic to state that there is an entire stripe around the world that is east Vancouver. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 20 August 2008, 03:28:00 I really hate any place where general populace thinks they live in the best place in the country/world.
Famously and stereotypically, Vancouver and Toronto are such places. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Someguy on 20 August 2008, 03:29:12 I live in the best place in the whole universe!
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 20 August 2008, 03:35:32 You mean you live in Toronto too!? 8)
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Someguy on 20 August 2008, 03:37:13 You don't get a 8), you live in Brampton. BOO
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 20 August 2008, 03:38:14 At least it's not Burlington. Ew... Burlington.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 20 August 2008, 03:39:23 I live in the GTA! Thats the Greater Toronto Area!
OOOOOH! Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 20 August 2008, 03:43:09 I think you mean Gayerthan Toronto Area.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ChaosVortex on 20 August 2008, 03:44:19 YOU DIDN'T DO THE "OOOOH!"
I'll do it for you. OOOOOOOOOH! Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Someguy on 20 August 2008, 03:44:27 Heh, nice one Mike
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 20 August 2008, 03:49:46 He's still implying that Toronto's gay.
And Mike, your insults are ineffective. I hate Brampton. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Someguy on 20 August 2008, 03:51:13 Doesn't matter! Brampton is still gayer!
Wait... :'( Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 20 August 2008, 03:51:56 He's still implying that Toronto's gay. That makes all of us. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Fatso on 20 August 2008, 06:09:21 You mean you live in Toronto too!? 8) NO NO NO NO, YOU'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG! Toronto is the centre of the universe, not the best place! Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 20 August 2008, 07:17:21 Wasn't that on Tripping the Rift? I hate that show.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Fatso on 20 August 2008, 19:48:12 Toronto's been jokingly referred to as the centre of the universe for decades.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 20 August 2008, 20:02:51 Toronto's been FIX'D LOLO Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 24 August 2008, 00:35:14 Only by people born and raised IN Toronto. Which means they are most like either (A) Big, fat, stinky, semi-bearded, booze-y woman. Or (B), a very dumb and untalented man.
That stereotype brought to you by the rest of Canada (mainly the prairies). Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 24 August 2008, 00:39:55 Only by people born and raised IN Toronto. Which means they are most like either (A) Big, fat, stinky, semi-bearded, booze-y woman. Or (B), a very dumb and untalented man. So basically my mothers side of the family. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 24 August 2008, 00:42:42 I have a suspicion that every attractive and mentally hinged person in Toronto was not born or completely raised there. Look at MTV Canada.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 8 September 2008, 03:00:11 I was born in Toronto, half of my life raised out in the country, and then back to Toronto. So thankfully I'm not a complete moron.
Which helps your suspicion. Go you! Posted on: 24 August 2008, 00:45:40 ALRIGHT SO. About that Digimon World game, its looking more and more bleak everytime I try to get it. No matter what I do, it's like some super natural force is keeping me from playing or ever obtaining it. I've gone through numerous ways to get it, including illegal ways, but what pisses me off is I actually got a real copy of the game, thanks to VRock, he generously bought it for me, to which I am extremely grateful, though, the game didn't work. I have no idea why, the disc was in great condition. I'm just so pissed.. and so very very tired of trying for this game.. its a kid game and I probably shouldn't be stressing over it, but it was my favorite game back in the day, and I have a lot of happy memories playing it.. Something is keeping me from playing this game.. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Edgecrusher on 8 September 2008, 03:09:10 The capitalist machine is oiled with the blood of the workers.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 8 September 2008, 04:14:21 Skull##### the bourgeoisie.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Majikn on 8 September 2008, 04:15:24 Jump ##### yo' mama.
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Johncarllos on 8 September 2008, 13:14:48 What is jump?
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: preventerWIND on 8 September 2008, 18:04:05 JUMP JUMP SLIDE SLIDE
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Edgecrusher on 8 September 2008, 21:47:05 Clearly, there's something in the oxygen supply (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s)
Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 8 September 2008, 22:08:45 Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Majikn on 8 September 2008, 22:10:59 Omg rainbows in our water supply
That is really funny. I favourite. Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Mikero on 8 September 2008, 22:25:09 I heard about that on something or other but I really do NOT want to watch it.
Another funny story I heard recently is that somewhere, not sure if it's in the U.S. somewhere or in BC somewhere but I'm pretty sure I heard it was west coast, that some people thought a "family" or "school" of bottlenose dolphins was living in some river. Which is, clearly, impossible. They'd have no reason to swim upstream ever really, the ocean has loads of fish for them which is why they're worldwide in the first place. So anyway, some guy decides he's gonna do the whole "swim the dolphins" thing for free. Well, turns out that they are probably sharks. Not only that, but the type of shark they probably are is one of the most common human-biters variety of shark there is. The guy was fine and nothing happened, but still... Who does that? Hell, who thinks bottlenose dolphins are in a river? Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: ChaosVortex on 9 September 2008, 02:57:23 Anything's possible with a little...
*creates rainbow with hands* IMAAAGINA- WTF IS THIS WHERE DID THIS COME FROM!? Title: Re: The Conspiracy Thread. Post by: Edgecrusher on 9 September 2008, 03:44:38 Who does that? Hell, who thinks bottlenose dolphins are in a river? A Darwin award candidate. |