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So I was thinking about making up a fake story about how MMM went down. And ya'll will be the main characters...depending on who signs up first! I need the first 9 names (for 10 including myself) to play the MMM Task Force, then another 9 names of banned members of present and old (for 10 including Dr. Wily) to play The Nine (and Dr. Wily). The series will include the Admins (aka the Leaders) so don't you guys fret. It will premiere next Friday!

A few lamers:

Peter Herdsman, Zombiedragon (albeit they were a DASH! problem as well. I have problems sorting out which trash was from where), Lance, Nall, and of course, Chimera.

I used to be a lamer. -Alucard- was my name.

I can think of one more lamer too..  ;)

I don't play any good guy. Being the good guy is serious business.

Sano is in. Put Sano in it. Without his permission. Sano. And Snare. Not Jake. Don't put Jake in it. Nobody likes Jake.

Well, Mikero's your token ninja character : P

Count me out. Nothing personal, I just really don't like my character being written by someone else.

Oh, I forgot to mention I don't want to be in.

Oh yes he does.

Edge does.

Only if I can take you as my concubine.

You have to go through the whole story naked.

This is beginning to sound like a Jackass stunt.

Get back on your knees, bitch.

You have to go through the whole story naked.

This sounds like another Wily trial in the making.

Snare is an hero. Jake is an hero. Mikero is an hero. All three.

Sano is a ...hmmm...

They're all going to kill me anyway. Make him a crossdressing tranny with lopsided breasts. Hero or villain, up to you.

Why is Winged on the bad guy list?

I really want to suggest adding Jin to the lamer list, but I know some people here had/have a soft spot for him, so you may want to ask around first.

...and I'm guessing Edge doesn't want in...

I don't rightly give a damn, though it's no secret I enjoy some good old fashion self-indulgent ego stroking.

Do as you please.

Sano is in. Put Sano in it. Without his permission. Sano. And Snare. Not Jake. Don't put Jake in it. Nobody likes Jake.

Eh, just make it PROTOTYPEBLUES001, the was my first name that stuck for awhile here.

He can't do it now that you gave him permission, moron!

I guess I'll be in this as a hero but...

Do you honestly know us enough that the story will be really good?

So this'll be what? The bazillionth time the Matrix has risen (and fallen)?

YES BUT THIS TIME IT WILL BE BETTER

I'll be a goody, if that's fine.

Wow, everyone's doing it.

Flip a coin, LMDOF, and if it's heads, I'm in. As a goodie. If it's tails, you get to do something really cool to me: rape.

Was looking for banned members and he showed up...that's what I had in mind.

I'm still here jackass.

<.<

Keep me on the list though.

If you recall anything about me chuck me in with the good guys hmm?

If not OH WELL.

A few lamers:

Peter Herdsman, Zombiedragon (albeit they were a DASH! problem as well. I have problems sorting out which trash was from where), Lance, Nall, and of course, Chimera.

*Raises hand* Yo, I take pride in my work.

Incidently, I'll sign up. To be the neutral and "pain in the ass" character if you need one.

You can put me on the good guy list, if you want.

Orange devil is game, if you so please. I may not read it though, I'm not that into fanfiction or anything like that.

Shouldn't it be Fall & Rise instead of Rise & Fall?

Don't question the man.

No, it should be "The Rise and Fall of the Matrix: Not Necessarily in that Order"

Well, it IS in that order. Respect the author!

Is this part of the matrix still active?

It'll probably, secretly, be called, "The Rise and Fall (and then Rise again) of the Matrix."

I bet the first rise part has something to do with the Matrix coming back online.

Maybe it's a flashback story.. Then either way would work, right?

Why am I still not on that list?

Yeah. Okay. Right.

When did I say I wanted to be in this? Right. Well, I wasn't planning to join but I guess since I'm up there already you can count me in. Especially since WS is joining and he doesn't do such things lightly.

And by the way, while I am a hero and that is serious, I am not nor ever will be an hero. I refuse to go out like a punk bitch.

Is this part of the matrix still active?

What.... are you...?

So this'll be what? The bazillionth time the Matrix has risen (and fallen)?

Closer to a burzallion and a half.

This is beginning to sound like a Jackass stunt.

Or a bad Aristocrats joke.

Apparently he is a noob.

Add me plz.

I was asking what he was talking about but I trailed off too quickly to care.

And obviously. Obviously he is a newbie/justalamerwithdaddyissues.

... I thought I asked to be a good guy?

Don't worry, it's not like anything else is going to be accurate.

LOL CANT WAIT

I love that there's a PROTOTYPEBLUES001 on the good list, for whate'er reason it's up there, I just love how it looks on the list.

Sano's weird like that.

Is this set in May 2006 then?

E for Effort.

I AM SO EXCITED YOU GUYS

If I don't get on the #####ing bad guy list as Scarface II, you eat balls.

Can't hold in the... late fanfiction excitement...

Next he will post a filler and the thread will be dead...

... Actually...

Really? "Hacking 7th anniversaries"?

Eh.

When it comes to 8th anniversaries they sure are #####ed.

You suck.

So much hostility...

Where's the facepalm bunny macro when you need it?

Dead. Sorry,  Yubi.

Nooo!

First the pancake bunny, then the bucket lolrus, and now this?!

Haha the pancake bunny?

And now you know. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oolong_(rabbit))

Yeah I read in the summer that Oolong died and I frowny face emoticon'd about it.

OMG OMG OMG TOMOROW IS FRIDAY!

Is anyone else as excited as I am!?

Yes.


Assuming you aren't excited at all.

...wait, what? You haven't been writing it yet? So you chose Friday as the day when you would write and finish the first installement?

YOU HAD BETTER FOLLOW THROUGH WITH SOME QUALITY WORK OR YOU'LL HAVE SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO

Fail.

No worries man. It's better than cutting it once it's started.

This week, you should actually try working on it in little bits at a time instead of waiting until Friday.

Yeah, I just like #####ing with you. Slow it down and work on it bits at a time.

Doc, you fail at being an asshole because you either A) apologize afterwards or B) say "it's just how I am."

Real assholes don't stop it when told to, and they don't acknowledge it either.

The only thing worse than an asshole is a pussy asshole.

But I'm already expecting it for Friday!!!

I crapped my pants. Because I did NOT see that coming! YEAH!

You see...to us he used to be this really persistent Russian guy

Almost stopped reading.

as he fought endlessly with the annoying Russian guy (known to all of us as Dr. Wily

Almost stopped reading again.

...and somehow I read most of it.

This has nothing to do with MMM. Abby? What? You basically just made quick assumptions about us from the little things you could find. Mike is the ninja, not Kamon. I never used to have the most posts, and I'm just as surprised as anyone. Snare talks more than ANYONE, at least I'd imagine so if I were to meet him in real life. Jake... gah, Jake just defies... nevermind. Nevermind.
Oh, and you glorified yourself. No-no. Big no-no.

LASTLY LASTLY LASTLY
I do enjoy your writing style to an extent. It's silly and effective, but of course the grammar in general needs work. Don't sweat it, I like your style a lot. I'm not putting you down, I'm just bringing you back to reality and explaining that you really don't know enough about MMM to... you know... write about it.

Okay seriously I know I don't know enough; that's why it's FICTION. I think I've already explained how lighthearted and made up it's going to be. And where did I glorify myself? Xero is there to watch over me because I was hastily appointed. It's not like I'm the only one in the story. And I know who the hell Dr. Wily is...all that crap was a JOKE. I've taken it down and I QUIT; how about next time don't look for errors just sit back and enjoy? All I tried to do was make a light-hearted story. Like I said I told everyone that it wouldn't be accurate and it's all made up.

That's... disappointing.

Thanks a #####ing lot ASR!

One person's opinion and it gets taken down? That's more than disappointing.

Ladies and gentlemen, observe: The first flounce-o-rama (http://community.livejournal.com/flounce_o_rama/profile) of this incarnation of MMMatrix.

This is similar to Red Falcon's response to WIND at Atomic-Fire when it still existed. Like Mike, THIS dissappoints me, not the story. Although to be honest, I'm not much into literature, but even still this is kinda low.

Seriously, I never thought calling someone a space-hippie was so offensive. ;-;

It's not.

Man... Quitting is one thing. Taking the whole thing down is another. I'm by no means a quitter but at least I can kind of understand that. But not taking it down... That's like.. Hiding.

Ladies and gentlemen, observe: The first flounce-o-rama (http://community.livejournal.com/flounce_o_rama/profile) of this incarnation of MMMatrix.

Flounce. The perfect name for it! Wicked.

Didn't read any of it, but the surrounding drama/##### storm shows it was ill conceived.

Bottom line, don't do fan work if you don't have a VERY solid understanding/knowledge of what you're writing about.

Man... Quitting is one thing. Taking the whole thing down is another. I'm by no means a quitter but at least I can kind of understand that. But not taking it down... That's like.. Hiding.

Either way, it's low. ASR said he wasn't trying to put him down, in fact it sounded like constructive criticism. He just totally flipped out when it's not necessary.

I mean jeeze, even if it's bad, try to improve. Don't cry about it.

That's exactly what I was trying to say.

It WAS constructive criticism. In fact, I liked it. I was telling him that I'd like to see him start some of his own original work rather than attempting to tell a story about us.

If it's going to be fictional, why not make it fictional?

Bottom line, don't do fan work if you don't have a VERY solid understanding/knowledge of what you're writing about.

That never stopped me from writing (what little there was of) my SC fanfics.  However, they were not spectacular in the slightest, so it actually becomes case in point. And ever since those crappy-ass, unfinished projects were finally disposed with, I've not really had occasion to attempt anything other than original work.

On the other hand, I have half an idea for an MMX fanfic that may or may not emerge in the next 12-18 months.