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My friend and I always play this game when we have a lack of conversation. If you could have any material thing right now that you could only have for this one moment, what would it be?

For some odd reason, my answer is ALWAYS a hot tub.

A magical spoon that held all the power in the universe for which to conquer the world...
Or a PS3...
Either one would be good, really...

There's always one person who makes up some mystical object...

The PS3 is hardly mystical.

Well I've never seen one.

Tallgeese. I want it.

Just for that one moment, huh?

One of these. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cha_siu_baau)

I've had maybe one in my entire life, and I still consider it one of my favorite foods.
Can't go wrong with meat wrapped in bread.

My friend had one of those for lunch, she gave me a bit, aint so great..

Only for a moment?

I want the Arc Gurren Lagann.

My friend had one of those for lunch, she gave me a bit, aint so great..

You tasteless wavehole.

Uh... A Girlfriend?

Hilarious.

My very own personal ball washer....

Perfect

This guy lives in the same city as me..

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Uh... A Girlfriend?

This was definitely my favorite post here.

Haha Sano, you would.

My very own personal ball washer....

Lewis Black used to be funny.

I wonder what happened.

Uh... A Girlfriend?

So that's what a girl is to you? Material!?

Actually, I don't want anything right now.

Scratch that. A house filled with money would be a nice hello.

I'd like a decent television. I have a fantastic stereo, a PS3, a Wii, and a #####ty and-me-down tube television that's on the verge of death. As much as I love my PS3, I find it difficult to play games on it simply because I know I'm not seeing things how they're meant to look.

As shallow as I know that it, it largely has to do with the fact that I rarely play through games twice, and I can't imagine I would play through a second time just to see the game in a higher resolution.

I was wondering when someone was going to catch on....best Comedy Special EVER.

Eh, it was funny, but he's no Bill Hicks/Richard Pryor/George Carlin.

You're kidding me, right?

I'd take Richard Pryor or Bill Hicks over George Carlin, personally.

They didn't just have their own jokes, they had fresh, unique approaches.

ASR wrote a paper on the subject.

Check his thread in the Creation Station.

Link (http://www.megaman.co.uk/mboard/index.php?topic=394.msg48669#msg48669)

...hehe.

Anyway, yeah, Lewis Black is great, but he's absolute ##### on his Root of All Evil show. Horrible.

I'll watch any and all comedy.

George Carlin is a classic, and most people list him off because they know he's a classic. Most people who list him as their favorite comedian probably haven't even really watched all that much of his stand-up. But they wouldn't be wrong in saying that he's great.

Richard Pryor and Bill Hicks I haven't watched enough of (though I suppose you can never watch enough of them), but of course those are others.

I find it hard to choose favorite comedians because I appreciate all styles of humor and depending on my mood, I prefer different comedians.

Louis C.K. and Daniel Tosh are good for blue humor, Demetri Martin and Zach Galifianakis are good for deadpan comedy, Mike Birbiglia is good for awkward comedy, Gabriel Iglesias and Ralphie May are good if you want to watch fat people tell jokes, etc.

Dave Chappelle, Patton Oswalt, Jerry Seinfeld, Katt Williams, Frank Caliendo, etc... they're all completely different but I find them all funny.

I'm pretty much the same way when it comes to comedy.

I find it hard to choose favorite comedians because I appreciate all styles of humor and depending on my mood, I prefer different comedians.
[...] they're all completely different but I find them all funny.

I agree with you that diversity is best, but there are just certain approaches that connect with me more than others.

At's a rare breed of comic that successfully makes you feel as though you're being spoken directly to. As though you're having an intimate conversation about the truth and absurdity of life.

Lamer.  Your name is completely oppositical to your personality.

Oppositical?

Mr. Bush, we need you to calm down.

What I mean to say is that for someone whose name is lamer you sound quite intellegent.

The normal "Lamer" we get sounds like this.

omg i hat u u stuip dik i kil u fukers jafkljdsiojsdofpijsdapf *Insert a #####load of smileys here*

Hello Replay.

I think we're the only board that really uses the term "lamer" for annoying spamtastic noob.

I'm just wondering why you keep uploading your avatar to your posts.

I mean... that's all.

Replay...I remember a member named Replay from the days of old.

Care to enlighten Snare.

Oh, Replay used to like Springman, so I said HELLO REPLAY

Are you sure that this him?

Nope, I really have no idea about anything.

He was a regular around various Megaman boards.

Last I checked, he frequents Hazard Labs.

Prof Hazard is still alive?
I will having to sarprize his web sitting!

Uh... A Girlfriend?

Seconded.

: Captain Sanoguchi   5 October 2008, 16:59:50

Uh... A Girlfriend?

Seconded.

You people really, really have to keep in mind that this is just for that one moment.

I think they just want it that bad. But your'e right, this is kind of like the greed topic, I didn't realize that. But it is a little different. It's more like a game with rules.

Stop wanting girlfriends, all women are crazy.

What the hell? Isn't this topic like "the greed topic what u want?"

That's what I thought too, but I realize now that this is a game thing.

: Captain Sanoguchi   5 October 2008, 16:59:50

Uh... A Girlfriend?

Seconded.

Agreeing with Sano, definitely the smart thing to do.

Stop wanting girlfriends, all women are crazy.

Crazy awesome you mean.

RIGHT NOW I REALLY WANT A BOWFLEX!
I WANNA GET RIPPED IN A MATTER OF MINUTES!

DREAM ON DOUGHBOY.

YEAH, WIDELOAD.

C'MON TUBBY

1 2 3 RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!111!!

Fatass.

UR ALL SEW MEEN LOOK HAO SAD U MAD ME

I'm fat too.

I'm not quite svelte myself to be honest.

I'm so freaking tiny.

I have to constantly watch what I eat. I hate my metabolism but it's changing because I make it.

Shape the universe to your will.

I eat very little because I have a very small appetite.

But I don't even eat healthy. I eat crap. And I really need to start being careful with what I eat, because since I don't eat enough, I have to be smart about what I do eat.

I wasn't actually poking fun at you. I was just joining in on the general insult fest.

I eat very little because I have a very small appetite.

But I don't even eat healthy. I eat crap. And I really need to start being careful with what I eat, because since I don't eat enough, I have to be smart about what I do eat.

You're right at the age I was when my metabolism was like "Hahaha, loser, see you later".

I don't eat enough to gain weight in the first place.

I have a friend whose hungry all the time.

And she eats all the fatty foods as she can.

Yet, she can never gain weight. She loses more weight eating and digesting the food than she can get the fats from it.

Her metabolism is insane.

Well I think if she eats all the time then her body is constantly metabolizing the food and is always working, which makes her metabolize food at a faster rate. Which is another reason why everyone should eat breakfast (I usually don't). When you eat like only one meal a day, or eat not all that often, you will take a long time to metabolize it and that'll help you get fat wether it's super-fatty food or not. Of course, if she's active all the time then that's that.

Plus everyone reacts differently to certain types of food. Like carbohydrates really make some people balloon up when for others it can fat content, etc.

I don't eat enough to gain weight in the first place.

When puberty ends your metabolism might change again so look out. If it changes so will your appetite.

I bet he's late on puberty OR puberty did that. Either way it'll probably change. I was skinny as a kid and basically couldn't gain weight until puberty started.

My dad says he was the same way, and now he has constantly toned muscles and can't gain weight. The ass. Hopefully that'll happen to me too.

Lucky bastard.

I have a friend whose hungry all the time.

And she eats all the fatty foods as she can.

Yet, she can never gain weight. She loses more weight eating and digesting the food than she can get the fats from it.

Her metabolism is insane.

She needs to be eating more highly-processed carbohydrates foods if she wants to gain weight. Fatty foods don't always wind up being stored as fat, but lots of breads and sugars might help.

... of course, that's not generally healthy.

It's okay because men are allowed to be fat.

A time machine.

I want to go back in time and wish Xero a happy birthday.

I'm not fat despite being a burger chomper. I'm lucky.

I really would like a huge tree in my yard like everyone else in my town. Everyone else has a giant assed tree except my own yard... v.v

Back home in Schreiber, my back yard is a forest.

A time machine.

I want to go back in time and wish Xero a happy birthday.

You'll get one. I know because I have one. Which is will go back in time and post saying you should use your time machine to go back and wish him a happy birthday.

Check the times, I'm not wrong.

Perhaps if I could get a labret piercing minus the pain I'd have to undergo...

If not, then maybe that Honda Civic hybrid. Looks sweet as hell. And maybe a laptop of my own so I don't have to use the piece of ##### my girlfriend has.

Well, if only wishes could come true.

Sigh...

Perhaps if I could get a labret piercing minus the pain I'd have to undergo...

If not, then maybe that Honda Civic hybrid. Looks sweet as hell. And maybe a laptop of my own so I don't have to use the piece of ##### my girlfriend has.

Well, if only wishes could come true.

Sigh...

YOU would.

Perhaps if I could get a labret piercing minus the pain I'd have to undergo...

Don't be such a pussy, it's not really that bad at all.

The most common comparison I've heard is "like popping a zit"

But Teelio has silky smooth skin! He's never had to pop a zit!

Well sheesh. I've heard numerous stories. People say it hurts like a bitch, others say it's nothing... I don't know what to believe anymore.

No matter what, you've felt worse.

I have?

People say that it doesn't hurt, so that you will go get one and think "WOW THEMS WERE SOME BAD DUDES."

LOL.

Well, why the hell not. I may as well get one this weekend.

Might as well just wear a t-shirt that says

I'm a real badass, just ask me to do anything and I'll do it!

I don't get it.

 Don't worry about it >.>

People that do things just because others tell them it's cool are usually the farthest thing from badass. Also people who tell everyone else to do stuff but never do anything themselves.

I've planned on getting a labret and/or an eyebrow ring. I like piercings, but... I don't really trust many shops around here. They're so unkempt... and it wouldn't be wonderful to get an infection in either spots, or anywhere for that matter.

I'd like a decent television. I have a fantastic stereo, a PS3, a Wii, and a #####ty hand-me-down tube television that's on the verge of death.

Amended. After two and a half years of harassing my wife about it, she finally caved.

I got my new TV yesterday.

Too bad TV is pretty bland this season. But I'm sure it rocks the hardest of core for gaming and movies.

Wait.

You have a wife?

I'm just realizing I hardly know you...

I'm surprised someone didn't...
... but then I was at DASH, so...

I remember Edge mentioning his selling of a load of DVDs to buy her a ring.

That may sound stalkerish but I just have a really freaky memory.

And, I suppose, I was making a mental note... being the kind of guy who never gets rid of anything.

It's amazing the sort of things you remember offhand.

And it's even more amazing what you remember when you have the Wayback Machine at your beck and call.

Merital Status: Once again, shouldn't matter, but I'm taken.
 (http://web.archive.org/web/20021024175103/www.emulationzone.org/fanfare/megaman/cgi-bin/ikonboard/topic.cgi?forum=11&topic=4)

What is this new kind of television?

: Edgecrusher

Merital Status: Once again, shouldn't matter, but I'm taken.
 (http://web.archive.org/web/20021024175103/www.emulationzone.org/fanfare/megaman/cgi-bin/ikonboard/topic.cgi?forum=11&topic=4)

Heh, I forgot Delta existed. What's he up to anyway?

Also, its funny how most of the members there preferred not to give their real names.

Things have become a lot more casual on the internet in recent years, what with Myspace and Facebook.

I used to be uncomfortable with posting pictures of myself or revealing my name, but now I could care less. Though I think it's more of a trust thing, because I've been here so long and I'm at least 40% none of you want to find and rape me.

Too bad TV is pretty bland this season. But I'm sure it rocks the hardest of core for gaming and movies.

Yes. It all works out well, as I don't watch any of the programing these days. If anything I'll download episodes of whatever I'm interested in, and upload them to the wireless networked external hard drive upstairs.

It was purchased almost entirely for gaming, though I do plan to replace the former glory that was my DVD collection with Blu-Rays.

Heh, I forgot Delta existed. What's he up to anyway?

Also, its funny how most of the members there preferred not to give their real names.

I actually haven't spoken to Delta in awhile. A few years ago I stopped using chat programs almost completely. My posts here are about as social as I get with people I don't know personally.

Also, I still prefer not to give my real name. Even after all this time, I think there's less than three people here who would know it.

What is this new kind of television?

It's a 40" Sony Bravia. Fantastic television for the price. For just under $1,200 you get a 40" 1080p LCD screen with 3 HDMI inputs, a 2500:1 contrast ratio, and a 120Hz refresh rate. I have yet to see the slightest hint of ghosting.

There aren't really a whole lot of games out there that are native 1080p, but the ones that are are beautiful.

Good deal guy.  Does it have a VGA/DVI input as well?

Yup.

I actually haven't spoken to Delta in awhile. A few years ago I stopped using chat programs almost completely. My posts here are about as social as I get with people I don't know personally.

Also, I still prefer not to give my real name. Even after all this time, I think there's less than three people here who would know it.

I THOUGHT WE WERE BESTEST BUDDIES!  I GAVE YOU BOF H!

:: sobs ::

STFU Rez. I thought you were one of those "less than three".

Apparently that needs to be changed to "less than two"

FINE. I'll just keep ALL the new sweet Nina H I have ALL TO MYSELF.

People are still making BoF H?

I figured everyone would have forgotten about the series at this point.

And Rez, You know I love you even without your wonderful H collection.