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Title: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 5 December 2007, 02:36:51 We have every kind of "Matricians: Show" thread, as well as a sort of blog thread.
Time for one about bread. (http://www.bread.com/pics/bread_pic1_big.jpg) (http://familyfun.go.com/Resources/Cookbook/FeatureRecipeImages/0404_JS_bread.jpg) (http://www.bakersfederation.org.uk/images/Bread%20slices.jpg) This one's called Hemp Bread. (http://www.hempreport.com/graphics/blog/HempBreadIII.jpg) (http://www.home-cookin.net/images/860l_bread_products.jpg) (http://www.marions-kochbuch.com/food-pic/yogurt-bread.jpg) (http://www.ineedtostopsoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/bread_54851.jpg) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 5 December 2007, 02:48:30 This is what I woke up to this morning.
Either stop infecting the bread or stop getting into my bed! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 5 December 2007, 02:58:08 ##### yeah.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ChaosVortex on 5 December 2007, 03:00:15 I grew up eating this (http://www.bunnybread.net/) in my hometown.
Still remember an old commercial. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 5 December 2007, 03:02:37 BUNNY FUN. HAWT
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 5 December 2007, 03:03:18 (http://prettytothink.typepad.com/photos/in_the_sweet_kitchen/banana_bread.jpg)
This is banana bread. It is my favorite kind of bread, and therefore it is the best bread ever. It combines delicious bread with delicious bananas, which is really kinda clever in my opinion. Sometimes some people put nuts in their banana nut bread. I don't really mind the nuts so much but I think the people should be shot. With rabid weasels. On fire. I'm not so sure if the banana bread in the picture is plain banana or banana nut, but it does look pretty good and I want some. Too bad there isn't any. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: AlexThePenguin on 5 December 2007, 03:12:00 At Great Harvest, they make two breads that I adore.
The first is a basil/pesto/Parmesan bread. It's heavenly, and wonderful for breakfast. The second is a "Kids" bread that's made using applesauce, and really soft-yet-firm, and nice when toasted. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Yubi Shines on 5 December 2007, 03:12:07 I made banana hotcakes today. That's almost banana bread.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 5 December 2007, 03:20:27 What did they sell like?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 5 December 2007, 03:22:02 I made banana hotcakes today. That's almost banana bread.That... ... that sounds better than banana bread. Yuuuuuuuuubiiiiii~ Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 5 December 2007, 17:55:39 What the *&$% is wrong with you? All of you!
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Yubi Shines on 5 December 2007, 19:33:54 What did they sell like? Coldcakes. Obviously. That... No. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: dzx9 on 5 December 2007, 19:36:23 Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 6 December 2007, 00:57:53 Why is DZX9 in the first post?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 6 December 2007, 01:22:53 I gave in to the stupidity.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Slugkid on 6 December 2007, 01:30:10 S
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Lunchebox on 6 December 2007, 01:33:45 Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too lazy. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he’s no bum, he works down the street He bought the neighborhood deli. Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat. Come inside, maybe you'll hear him say, Try the rye or the kaiser, They're our special tonight. If you want, you can have an appetizer You might like our salami and the liver’s alright And they'd really go well with the rye or the kaiser Never eats while on the job, He heard it’s good to stay hungry But he makes a pretty mean shish kebab Have a taste, they were made fresh today Try the rye or the kaiser Or the wheat or the white Maybe I can suggest an appetizer Stay away from the tuna, it smells funny tonight But you just can’t go wrong with the rye or the kaiser So today, his deli comes first Still he dreams of his past days of glory Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst All the while you can still hear him say, It’s the rye or the kaiser It’s the thrill of one bite Let me please be your catering advisor. If you want substitutions, I won't put up a fight. You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser. The rye or the kaiser….. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 6 December 2007, 01:48:29 I want to hate this thread so bad!
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 6 December 2007, 01:49:40 Why is DZX9 in the first post? Joke or not? Because I was seriously wondering. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 6 December 2007, 01:52:39 I'm going to toast in this bread until the bread has too many toasts.
No. Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i~ Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: dzx9 on 6 December 2007, 09:16:39 I'm not that hairy at all!
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 7 December 2007, 06:19:16 I'm going to toast in this bread until the bread has too many toasts. I've tried to read that forum so many times. I think I'm getting the hang of it though, it's just retina-burning, that's all. Behold, the wonders of BREAD. (http://www.breadtopia.com/wp-content/uploads/image/TomsBread.jpg) Amen. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: MOX on 7 December 2007, 06:33:55 bread4life
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Winged Warrior on 7 December 2007, 06:39:59 It's time for the post from a rebel.
Rice-crackers for the win! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: AlexThePenguin on 7 December 2007, 07:05:15 Crackers are a bread product, Love.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Winged Warrior on 7 December 2007, 07:10:26 Thes are made of rice!
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: AlexThePenguin on 7 December 2007, 07:11:23 Rice, like wheat, spelt and the like, falls under the 'grain' category.
>_>; Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Sub Tank on 7 December 2007, 10:28:54 (http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8131/25482477rq4.jpg)
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/896/ddddddddddng9.jpg) (http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/1651/23034238ef0.jpg) (http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9084/49954615gw7.jpg) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Majikn on 7 December 2007, 18:14:57 IT'S A SURPRISED FACE
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 7 December 2007, 18:51:27 Some bread news-
http://www.newstarget.com/020837.html http://www.newstarget.com/008191.html Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Xero on 7 December 2007, 19:15:25 I will never eat bread again....
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ChaosVortex on 7 December 2007, 19:32:13 I love white bread, and I could care less about this article.
I even heard Diet Coke can increase your chances of getting cancer. ... still drinking it. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Abominator on 7 December 2007, 20:03:49 Hear this:
Diet anything tastes like battery acid. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 7 December 2007, 20:07:48 Diet Dr. Pepper isn't so foul.
Then again, Dr. Pepper is so awesome that even the diet incarnation can't be bad. Certain types of processed white flour are bad for you, but junk like pasta flour (semolina), whole wheat... all good. Which is fine by me, since I think white breads taste foul, especially the sliced loaf kind that come in packages next to the good bread. WHOLE GRAIN FOR LIFE. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 7 December 2007, 22:35:55 (http://www.captionmachine.com/photos/26.jpg)
I found this morbidly disgusting. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Dr. on 7 December 2007, 22:37:18 One of my favs. ^^ ^-^
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Machine Man on 7 December 2007, 22:39:20 EWWWWWW.
[img]http://www.dilusso.com/images/s_Bread3.jpg[img] Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Dr. on 7 December 2007, 22:41:36 Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Machine Man on 7 December 2007, 22:43:52 Actually 17. And what’s wrong with being disgusted by that image?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Dr. on 7 December 2007, 22:47:23 You sound incredibly young by saying, "EWWWWWWW."
You want to be disgusted? cupchicks.com Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 7 December 2007, 22:49:42
Are you speaking of that whole two girls one cup thing? I'm not going to the website out of fear. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 7 December 2007, 22:51:16 http://www.newstarget.com/008191.htmlLOL DIABETUS. Btw, that rat bread looks delicious. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Dr. on 7 December 2007, 22:51:53
What you seen was only part. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 7 December 2007, 22:57:11 I'm just gonna drop this one where it is.
WE NEED MORE BREAD! (http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/super_mario_cookie.jpg) Does that count as bread or cookie? Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Machine Man on 7 December 2007, 22:57:41 You sound incredibly young by saying, "EWWWWWWW."lolz I'm just kidding around, don't take it so seriously. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Dr. on 7 December 2007, 22:59:14 I'm just gonna drop this one where it is. That counts as Epic WIN!!!!!!!1111 Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Machine Man on 7 December 2007, 23:00:48 It looks just like the sprite, as if all of the pixels were turned into a cookie.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Abominator on 7 December 2007, 23:16:08 I bet that was delicious.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 8 December 2007, 00:20:40 Sorry Mario, but your deliciousness is in another mouthful! *CHOMP*
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Machine Man on 8 December 2007, 00:33:14 I would wrap that cookie in a zip lock bag and keep it as something to brag about.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 8 December 2007, 00:44:15 10 Years Later...
Machine Man, now a 20-something living in a fancy apartment in the city, has invited a charming woman into his home to drink, laugh... and maybe something more. Girl: Uh, so what's this? *pulls out Mario cookie* MM: That's, that's nothing. I don't know. Girl: Well it was on your couch so I assumed you knew what it was. MM: Well, uh, umm.. I dunno. Uh, looks like my Mario cookie. Girl: Your WHAT? MM: mario cookie. Girl: #####ing nerd. Let go of my boob. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 8 December 2007, 01:36:39 He needs to search for the girl with the Peach cookie.
beware the andy Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Machine Man on 8 December 2007, 01:45:11 10 Years Later............ok. That was unnecessary. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 8 December 2007, 01:46:52 No, it was funny.
And bread-related. Speaking of which: (http://www.iwant.on.ca/Recipes/eggbread.jpg) EGG BREAD. Who else loves it? gotta have some soup with it Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Dr. on 8 December 2007, 02:15:00 ???
Mmm, like it? Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 8 December 2007, 02:24:06 No, it was funny.##### YEAH. I love when my grandma puts the little hardboiled egg in the middle, when we get to the middle of the bread we're like "OMFG WTF EGG" Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 8 December 2007, 02:28:10 God, that DOES sound delicious.
??? I've seen moldier bread in my time. Heck, I made it that way. You know, if you take samples of mold from all around the neighborhood you can totally make awesome pictures with bread mold and stuff. One time I made this one that was like red and brown and orange and runny. Mostly runny, but still. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Lunchebox on 8 December 2007, 02:32:34 I would wrap that cookie in a zip lock bag and keep it as something to brag about. You dweeb, cookies are supposed to be enjoyed and eaten, not horded. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 8 December 2007, 03:17:23 If you eat it, Mario stays with you forever.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Machine Man on 8 December 2007, 03:47:03 Fine whatever, I would eat it! YUM!! *chomp* Delicious.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Yubi Shines on 8 December 2007, 04:05:28 Not bread, but CAKE. That I baked.
IT IS DELISHUZ CAEK YUO MUST EAT IT (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/yubishines/misc/100_0684a.jpg) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Machine Man on 8 December 2007, 04:20:07 Damn I'm hungry! I want that bread!
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Snare on 8 December 2007, 04:40:57 That's not an bread that is an cake.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Machine Man on 8 December 2007, 04:44:34 Bread is in it.
It's one of those things that deflate when exposed to loud sounds, but I'm afraid to type it because I know I wont spell it right, and then you know what happens after that. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 8 December 2007, 04:46:11 GRANDMAR POLEASE
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: AlexThePenguin on 8 December 2007, 06:17:53 Bread is in it. No, moron, it's a cake. She said it was. Cake ≠ soufflé. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 8 December 2007, 06:18:46 BRRRRRREAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Dr. on 8 December 2007, 06:38:54 U R TEH SMART I B LIEK U K U MAK ME HAPPI IN AND OUT I LIEK BREAD 2
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 8 December 2007, 14:09:40 (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y283/xx_kissing_in_the_rain_xx/IMG_3511.jpg)
There... Bread that may eat YOU. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 8 December 2007, 14:34:29 Unless I EAT IT FIRST.
I think the lobster bread would go great with lobster bisque. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 8 December 2007, 15:33:22 Alligator-bread is win.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 8 December 2007, 17:38:29 I googled "bread fetish"
(http://nymag.com/restaurants/features/baguette061016_man_198.jpg) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 8 December 2007, 17:43:24 Ha...
That made my day. Bread Fetish. God. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 8 December 2007, 18:26:01 ??? IDIOT! DZX9 already posted that! UGH! I'M SO MAD AT YOU! FRIGGIN MORON! YOU DON'T POST BREAD THAT HAS ALREADY BEEN POSTED. BREAD IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ChaosVortex on 8 December 2007, 18:31:27 If that's supposed to be funny, you need to chill.
And just as a reminder, Snare's a guy. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 8 December 2007, 19:24:45 Bread is in it. Yes, but the cake is a lie. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 8 December 2007, 20:49:04 And the Science gets done
And you make a neat gun For the people who are Still Alive Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Majikn on 8 December 2007, 21:01:26 I was going to say the bread is a lie.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: XJ on 8 December 2007, 21:21:02 Wrong.
There's always bread. Bread cannot be a lie, for no one can be persuaded to take part in hazardous portal-related dilemmas for bread. Unless, of course, you have a bread fetish. Nonetheless... Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 8 December 2007, 22:32:02 Did you make that?
Just for this? If so, I applaud you and shun you all at once. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 9 December 2007, 00:49:06 If that's supposed to be funny, you need to chill. ...It was a joke. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Speed Racer on 9 December 2007, 01:42:52 My mom makes the best banana bread in the whole wide world, no lie. Oh yeah, and my dad's fruitcake actually won an award this year, not sure if it was just my town or the whole county.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 9 December 2007, 01:46:26 Man...
If I told people my dad won the fruitcake award, they would look at me so damn weird. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 9 December 2007, 01:56:14 Winning "worlds best fruicake" is like being the world's tallest midget.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 9 December 2007, 01:58:23 Winning "worlds best fruicake" is like being the world's tallest midget. I agree. But the proper term would be "Little Person" or "Dwarf(which I never understood why 'dwarf' is less offensive than midget)." Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 9 December 2007, 02:01:13 I will go by what I think is less offenseive. "little person" would not nessecarilly specify what I meant, and there is no way that I am calling a little person a "dwarf".
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 9 December 2007, 02:45:18 Pffft, I'll call a midget whatever I want to call him. What's he gonna do? Be short at me?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Yubi Shines on 9 December 2007, 03:00:11 That reminds me. What exactly is the collective noun for midgets? Like how the collective nouns for ravens is a murder.
I'm bettin' on "a clown-car of midgets." Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 9 December 2007, 03:09:03 I believe the collective form is widget.
A widget of midgets. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 9 December 2007, 03:09:33 Pffft, I'll call a midget whatever I want to call him. What's he gonna do? Be short at me? Grammar, man. It's "Be short with me" To be an ass about it. I would think that the collective for midgets would be like a "meter" or something... Stack a few of them and that's what you get. Not to be hateful or anything though. Or a midget murder. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 9 December 2007, 04:03:34 We need midget bread. NAO
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 9 December 2007, 04:06:07 Wow, I laughed HARD at 'a widget of midgets'.
Below: A widget of midgets having a good time. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 9 December 2007, 04:13:25 Is that Charlie Chaplin?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 9 December 2007, 04:21:59 It's Hitler.
That's his personal widget, otherwise known as the "Shortzstaffel". Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 9 December 2007, 04:30:13 Pffft, I'll call a midget whatever I want to call him. What's he gonna do? Be short at me? You're an idiot. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ChaosVortex on 9 December 2007, 04:33:52 If that's supposed to be funny, you need to chill. Exactly. It wasn't funny. Grammar, man. OH G-YAWD, not a WHOLE word. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 9 December 2007, 04:37:05 Okay, sorry. I'll be sure to consult the king of funny before I make any jokes.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 9 December 2007, 04:40:11 LMAOASAURUS!
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 9 December 2007, 04:40:44 Okay, sorry. I'll be sure to consult the king of funny before I make any jokes.All forms must be submitted to me in triplicate. Keep that in mind, or you'll mess up the filing system. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 9 December 2007, 05:00:49 I googled "kickass bread"
This is a statue made of bread. (http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2006-05/bread-statue.jpg) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Yubi Shines on 9 December 2007, 05:03:52 Why aren't the pigeons tearing her apart?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 9 December 2007, 05:14:05 Because it's kickass bread, not "let-punkass-pigeons-eat-my-arms" bread.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: MOX on 9 December 2007, 05:16:19 Even pigeons appreciate bread art.
(or maybe its that black ??? ??? ??? on it) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 9 December 2007, 05:17:35 Pigeons think art is
COOO! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Lunchebox on 9 December 2007, 06:04:01 I #####ing love challah.
<3 Challah (http://www.wagnersbakery.com/_Products/Breads/Large/challa_lrg.jpg) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 9 December 2007, 06:07:28 God I am so freakin hungry for bread right now you guys.
I am going to go eat the ##### out of some bread. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 9 December 2007, 06:14:21 Challah is AWESOME. My Jewish friend brings it over all ze tiyeem.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 9 December 2007, 15:08:18 I've never had challah...
But I did have french toast for breakfast! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 9 December 2007, 16:51:22 Challah is delicious. It's the only good Jewish food.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Lunchebox on 9 December 2007, 19:36:57 Challah is delicious. It's the only good Jewish food. ... I'm sorry, did you say ONLY good Jewish food?! My good man, you have not been eating the right kind of Jewish food. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 9 December 2007, 20:04:17 Yeah dude. There is some good stuff in there. (Minus the gross cold fish that I can't pronounce)
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 9 December 2007, 21:58:19 I'm Jewish, I know Jewish food. I hate most of it.
Gefulte fish is yucky. Matzah tastes like nothing. Matzah ball soup is actually pretty decent, but there are much better offerings. Latkes are bland potatoe pancakes. ...and, well, hamantashen are actually pretty good, I'll take back my earlier statement. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Machine Man on 9 December 2007, 22:59:30 I call it the "Saturn Bread".
(http://bakinghistory.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/apple-bread-2.jpg) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Xzeemo on 9 December 2007, 23:01:15 That is greatness...in a loaf.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 9 December 2007, 23:09:47 BUT DOES IT PLAY SONIC
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Xzeemo on 9 December 2007, 23:12:55 Maybe, has anyone ever asked it?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 9 December 2007, 23:38:05 I asked it once but it told me to go back to Africa.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Xzeemo on 9 December 2007, 23:41:41 Racist piece of **** bread. I'm offended, I won't eat it now.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 9 December 2007, 23:43:05 It hates pumpernickel.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 11 December 2007, 03:58:09 Hahaha, I freakin love that word
Pick a 'nickle, any 'nickle. (http://www.koestlichesdeutschland.de/pictures/06/big/06-0017_b.jpg) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 11 December 2007, 04:02:36 I PICK THEM ALL.
OM NOM NOM NOM my 'nickle was the ace of delicious Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 11 December 2007, 04:08:18 Was dis ur nickle
o lol lemme try again Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: orclev on 11 December 2007, 04:24:37 Monkey bread! <333
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 11 December 2007, 04:26:05 Made from 100% real monkeys.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 11 December 2007, 04:32:31 Does monkey bread count? I don't think it does. If it does then cinna-bons count as bread. Those are pretty much cake.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 11 December 2007, 04:48:12 Are you stupid?
Of course monkey bread and cinnamon rolls count. They're closer to bread than cake anyway, even though cake is bread. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 11 December 2007, 04:49:10 Except they are almost ALL sugar, like cake. I don't even think that they have similar ingredients to bread.
Also, CAKE IS NOT BREAD. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 11 December 2007, 04:49:44 That monkey bread is the same as Cinnamon Melts from McDonalds which I enjoy lots.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 11 December 2007, 04:50:17 BREAD:
EGGS MILK FLOUR CAKE: EGGS MILK FLOUR SUGAR Cake is therefore a subset of the set bread. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 11 December 2007, 04:51:26 But you are forgetting one thing:
YOU ARE WRONG. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 11 December 2007, 04:53:49 He's got you there, Bing Chrosby.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Yubi Shines on 11 December 2007, 04:56:38 :(
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 11 December 2007, 04:59:36 That's photoshopped and YOU KNOW IT.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: orclev on 11 December 2007, 05:02:48 Uh, it's called monkey bread, not monkey cake...
If you took all the ooey-gooey sweet stuff off of it, it wouldn't be so sweet anymore. It would be more like....well....bread. Which is what it is. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Yubi Shines on 11 December 2007, 05:06:23 That's photoshopped and YOU KNOW IT. Okay, you got me. This (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/yubishines/misc/cakebread2.gif) was the original. For good measure, have some cereal. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v73/yubishines/misc/pleasenoeatsu128413950355583750.jpg) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 11 December 2007, 05:09:19 That's a very racial cereal Yubi.. Froot loops has all kinds of colors, therefore it it's multicultural.
and pie is like bloody bread. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 11 December 2007, 05:09:27
That's so not true. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 11 December 2007, 05:18:18 (http://data1.blog.de/blog/t/traummann/img/BradPitt01.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 11 December 2007, 05:19:49 Bread Pitt.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 11 December 2007, 05:26:33 PRESENTING: GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR "BABY BREAD"
(http://static.flickr.com/106/267373687_dff8afc408.jpg) (http://rvforsaleguide.com/trip/ca/SFbreadbaby.JPG) (http://www.sxc.hu/pic/s/p/pi/pinkmonk/730068_baby_bread.jpg) (http://www.theparistimes.com/content/files/en_baby_france_coq_bread.gif) (http://www.guaylo.com/kendra/20010921/images/yawning.jpg) (http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/135730/2/istockphoto_135730_baby_eating_bread.jpg) STARRING THIS AWESOME LITTLE FELLA' (http://www.birthdynamics.com/pixs/10-06bread1.jpg) (http://www.birthdynamics.com/pixs/10-06bread2.jpg) (http://www.birthdynamics.com/pixs/10-06bread3.jpg) (http://www.birthdynamics.com/pixs/10-06bread4.jpg) THANKS FOR VERBING Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 11 December 2007, 05:27:35 (http://data1.blog.de/blog/t/traummann/img/BradPitt01.jpg) Thanks, I've never lol'd so hard in my life. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 11 December 2007, 05:28:28 You lead a sad life.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 11 December 2007, 05:42:02 It was a figure of speach. <_<
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 11 December 2007, 05:44:31 It was a figure of speach. <_< (http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/49/25/23312549.jpg)(http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs8/300W/i/2005/358/e/3/Princess_Toadstool_by_ninanai_by_peach_club.jpg) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 11 December 2007, 05:55:03 If this thread makes it to 4 pages, I'll be lol'in.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 11 December 2007, 16:25:54 Peach isn't bread.
But I'd still totally like to have some for breakfast, hahaha. oh man i'll go back to bed now But you are forgetting one thing: You ALSO forgot one thing. EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS A LIE. ): try that on for size, you gelatinous puddle of delicious goop Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Teelio on 11 December 2007, 17:10:36 I thought the bread tasted suspiciously crunchy.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Xzeemo on 11 December 2007, 18:02:52 It's a bread bomb.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 11 December 2007, 18:03:55 Careful. Don't eat the bread in Boston.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ChaosVortex on 11 December 2007, 18:57:52 BREAD ROCKET! BREAD ROCKET! BREAD ROCKET!
(http://www.vatsaas.org/rtv/arsenal/burlrocs/bread/bread_rocket_2.jpg) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Slugkid on 11 December 2007, 19:12:25 If this thread makes it to 4 pages, I'll be lol'in. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Lunchebox on 11 December 2007, 19:26:09 You people are nuts.
Cake, Muffins, cupcakes, cereal, and other bread-like substances ARE bread! People who are allergic to bread, for example, CANNOT eat cake! Because it is BREAD! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Slugkid on 11 December 2007, 19:28:28 Sano is bread?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Lunchebox on 11 December 2007, 19:32:59 Sano isn't actually a Muffin Man.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Slugkid on 11 December 2007, 19:34:57 THE MUFFIN MAN IS A LIE!!!!!!1111!1
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 11 December 2007, 21:34:15 You people are nuts. Did you completely miss what I said earlier? I'll say it again, because apparently you missed it. YOU ARE WRONG. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 11 December 2007, 21:35:33 Funny, Orange Devil, I can do the same thing to you.
YOU ARE WRONG. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 12 December 2007, 01:05:54 Cake, muffins, cupcakes, cereal...
They are BREAD BY-PRODUCTS. Is everyone happy? If it pleases the court... (http://www.limeduck.com/uploaded_images/IMAGE_083-772528-772550.jpg) Back to the bread! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 12 December 2007, 02:05:47 Someone get Gordon Freeman, THAT' S A BREADCRAB!.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 12 December 2007, 02:16:36 Funny, Orange Devil, I can do the same thing to you. Point taken. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Machine Man on 12 December 2007, 02:19:10 A women made out of bread.
(http://www.martin.fo/blog/Erika_2years_birthday-04.jpg) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 12 December 2007, 02:58:46 Looks like someone baked Ms. Pillsbury.
Speaking of which... (http://www.i-mockery.com/goodpics/pillsbury-nightmare.jpg) MMMMM! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 12 December 2007, 04:24:30 Mmmm, that one looks delicious!
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 12 December 2007, 23:33:26 Do they still laugh when you poke them?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 13 December 2007, 02:16:32 By law, yes. It's bound by contract. They certainly don't want to, though.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 13 December 2007, 02:53:48 Yeah, they put up as much of a fight as they can, but they can only do so much.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Xzeemo on 13 December 2007, 04:53:58 Sometimes if they fight it too hard they explode though. It makes a huge mess.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 13 December 2007, 04:56:04 hoo hoo
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 13 December 2007, 19:27:23 I love that this thread still rocks.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 13 December 2007, 23:27:19 Well do they laugh continually or eventually start screaming?
And if they do scream, does that violate the terms bound by the contract? Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 13 December 2007, 23:41:38 If they scream, their contract is breached and they will be eaten.
If they laugh, their cooperation is appreciated and they will be eaten. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 14 December 2007, 21:55:09 When the test is over,
you will be baked, and then there will be cake. I got to have some delicious banana bread this morning. Once again, I am reminded that it is the most delicious bread in the entire world. I wonder if it's possible to make French Toast from it? Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 15 December 2007, 03:09:51 I love that this Bread still rocks. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 15 December 2007, 18:40:18 I got to have some delicious banana bread this morning. Once again, I am reminded that it is the most delicious bread in the entire world. There are some things in this world that mankind must not tamper with. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 15 December 2007, 19:27:36 Anyone ever had Pumpkin bread? It's like pumpkin pie, but even better.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Teelio on 15 December 2007, 22:23:04 They make good pillows.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 15 December 2007, 23:15:00 Pumpkin bread is great, you make muffins out of it and it is so moist and yummy.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 16 December 2007, 00:28:06 Oh god, I want a pumpkin muffin RIGHT NOW.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 16 December 2007, 00:29:17 HAHA, *eats a pumpkin muffin*
THEN, *eats a banana nut muffin* Bliss. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 16 December 2007, 02:40:33 Cake, muffins, cupcakes, cereal... This bread has a vagina. I love that this Bread still rocks. HO HO I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 16 December 2007, 02:43:34 I HOPED you would!
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: TheOnly on 16 December 2007, 03:28:13 (http://www.captionmachine.com/photos/26.jpg) I have to agree with you. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Zenaku on 16 December 2007, 03:30:34 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakitate!!_Japan
One of my favorite animes :O Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 16 December 2007, 05:13:51 Welcome to the Bread Thread.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ChaosVortex on 16 December 2007, 05:16:09 I JUST read this topic 15 minutes ago. I have no idea why I didn't catch that.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 16 December 2007, 05:38:09 Welcome to the Bread Thread. If you thought he got the wrong thread, the anime is about a kid trying to create "Ja-pan". A national bread (pan is japanese for bread, if you remember Pan from DBZ, that's how she continues the saiyan food name thing) for Japan. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 16 December 2007, 05:42:39 Welcome to the Bread Bread.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 18 December 2007, 22:19:32 im in ur thred invadin ur bread
WITH PEPPERS! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 18 December 2007, 22:22:58 You disgusting bigot.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 18 December 2007, 22:24:57 Peppers > Bread.
Fact. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 18 December 2007, 22:28:25 Well actually... (http://lex-wrong.ytmnd.com/)
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 18 December 2007, 23:00:51 Can you make a pun concerning Brad Pitt using PEPPERS? HUH?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Majikn on 19 December 2007, 00:44:50 No, but there's always Brian Peppers.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 19 December 2007, 02:24:13 DAMN YOU, INTERNET POP CULTURE
DAAAAAMN YOOOOOUUUUU Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 19 December 2007, 03:24:37 Muhawahawaha!
Peppers WILL rule all! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 19 December 2007, 03:27:06 I defy you to make a pepper thread and watch it fail.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 19 December 2007, 03:33:23 I would but I don't spam.
... ... Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 19 December 2007, 03:41:08 (http://www.vision-therapy.com/images/eyeball.gif) DON'T (http://firsttube.com/smallaxe_icons/uploads/spam.gif)
- vinchenzzzz Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 19 December 2007, 03:45:52 I would but I don't spam.V! Don't be so easily discouraged! Whether it's impossible or laughable.. Great men open up paths to battle! If theres a wall, we break it down! If theres no path, we make one with these hands! The hearts magma burns with flames! ME! US! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!? Now lets go make that #####ing pepper thread! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 19 December 2007, 03:54:07 If you do I'll bite you.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Majikn on 19 December 2007, 05:20:03 This is what I found when I googled "bread suit":
http://www.electronic-replicant.com/media/suits.jpg And this is what I found when I googled "pepper suit": http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21066.jpg Which is better? YOU DECIDE. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 19 December 2007, 08:09:16 They both make a good argument...
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Orange Devil on 19 December 2007, 12:37:57 Suit made out of babies > baby in a suit.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 19 December 2007, 18:56:25 Oh lord that's creepy as hell.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: AlexThePenguin on 19 December 2007, 21:18:19 If you thought he got the wrong thread, the anime is about a kid trying to create "Ja-pan". A national bread (pan is japanese for bread, if you remember Pan from DBZ, that's how she continues the saiyan food name thing) for Japan. It's funny how completely unrelated languages have the same word for the same thing. (Spanish and Japanese) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 20 December 2007, 17:09:32 CRAB BATTLE!!
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: AlexThePenguin on 21 December 2007, 07:51:33 Day in and day out, every day I work...
I'm surrounded... Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 21 December 2007, 07:57:06 Delicious when warm.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 21 December 2007, 16:57:36 And when peppers are in them. Of course, the peppers make them over nine thousand times better.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 22 December 2007, 02:36:21 That's gross. You're gross.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ChaosVortex on 22 December 2007, 04:19:09 Maybe jalapenos. Not peppers.
I like jalapeno bread. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 22 December 2007, 08:49:39 Acceptable. That is acceptable.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 27 December 2007, 06:18:45 I like banana bread.
Jalapeno is just plain freakin strange. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 27 December 2007, 06:19:45 Agree. I agree with that.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ChaosVortex on 27 December 2007, 06:22:18 Well, I like it because it adds a spicy kick to it. That's all. I don't see how it's strange.
Same reason why I like Pepperjack cheese. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 27 December 2007, 06:24:01 I don't eat the jalapeño bread but I know people who do. It's just not my thing.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 27 December 2007, 07:15:08 What's wrong, Mikero? Can't take the heat?
That's the best pun ever! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 27 December 2007, 08:46:06 Jalapeño bread isn't as hot as it should be. Bread is something you eat to get rid of the heat from spicy stuff. I like jalapeños outside bread, thxkbbqbai.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: KPL on 27 December 2007, 11:24:05 I like Indian Naan bread. Especially with garlic.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Abominator on 27 December 2007, 16:20:44 Cheesy garlic naan is dy-no-mite.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 27 December 2007, 17:38:17 I am fxcking hungry. THANKS A LOT BREAD THREAD.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 27 December 2007, 18:32:04 My mom made a ton of Home Made bread this year. Yeah, I capped 'home made' because it's so good it deserves a proper name.
Man, toasted Home Made bread with butter is godly. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 27 December 2007, 18:48:14 This morning I had waffles with jelly and whipped cream.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 27 December 2007, 18:52:53 Powdered Toast Man is not pleased.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 28 December 2007, 01:17:35 Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: guitaristjoe on 1 March 2008, 14:23:22 I had cereal for breakfast.
But that's a bit off topic. (http://scribbler.in/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/sliced%20bread.jpg) Sorry about the massive pic... Can't seem to resize it. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Slugkid on 1 March 2008, 15:37:04 That pic was already posted.V Link V
I thought the bread tasted suspiciously crunchy. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Voulnet on 1 March 2008, 21:39:24 I had cereal for breakfast.Please, stop necroposting... This thread died before 2008, for God's sake. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 1 March 2008, 21:51:00 That image doesn't load for me either.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 00:11:49 AAAAAAAAAND
Revival. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Abominator on 31 July 2008, 00:38:35 Howcome toast is the only food that is created by re-cooking another food?
You can't re-bake a cake into something better, or fry a scrambled egg, or anything like that...! I LOVE TOAST. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 00:40:55 Mashed potatos into potato pancakes.
Toast kicks ass. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: AlexThePenguin on 31 July 2008, 02:38:18 Howcome toast is the only food that is created by re-cooking another food? Fried rice is made with leftover cooked rice. Leftover surprise. There are a number of ways of re-cooking leftover food, which definitely counts as cooking cooked food. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 02:55:52 Mmm, when I to motorcycle rallies with my dad, breakfast the next day is always the leftover meat from the previous night mixed with beans in a pot.
And anything else. So many different kinds of slop. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 04:17:41 Howcome toast is the only food that is created by re-cooking another food? Or new rice... Like with toast, you have RE-cook the bread. You don't HAVE to recook rice to chicken fry it, really. 'Cause it's like two steps in the same meal. Yes, you technically cook it, and then fry it, but it's a little different than baking a loaf of bread and then later toasting a slice of it. Same kind of thing for chili. You technically cook the meat, and then put it in the chili and cook THAT, but it's not really the same as cooking the same ingredient twice. Since bread is the ENTIRE meal in toast, it's interesting that it's actually cooked twice. Chili, chicken fried rice, meat sauce (for pasta), and the like are more just taking ingredients and putting them together. Like adding chicken to soup, or something. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Abominator on 31 July 2008, 13:03:07 See? Mike gets it. Same with potato pancakes, whatever the hell they're supposed to be.
And making anything with "leftover rice" is how to get food poisoning. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 13:57:35 Yeah, potato pancakes really DO just use leftovers....
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Chron on 31 July 2008, 15:59:13 Good ones require are little extra liquid and onions, though.
Toast is decent stuff, but I won't eat it without jam or something on it. Unless it's beer bread toast. Actually, making anything with beer bread is awesome. I hate beer, but it makes a nice bread. And bread pudding. And awesome French toast. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 16:32:01 Home-made bread makes everything great.
Toast. French Toast. Toast. Buttered toast. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 31 July 2008, 16:43:30 Why are talking about toast? This is the BREAD THREAD, not the TOAST POST.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 16:50:32 Toast is a direct byproduct of bread.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 31 July 2008, 18:28:39 And thus it is impure.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Ikeoko on 31 July 2008, 19:09:20 I can bake this really good Hawaiian bread...
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 19:49:41 PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Or a recipe. Sounds good. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Ikeoko on 31 July 2008, 21:53:51 It did happen! But I have no pix... ;_;
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 22:29:31 If it has pineapple in it, like Hawaiian Pizza, I will be mad.
Don't get me wrong, I love pineapple. But not IN other foods, and Hawaiian Pizza is the worst of the common pizzas. A travesty. Can we talk bagels, or is that ANOTHER thread? Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 22:33:39 (http://brettduncan.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/breadandbutter.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 22:35:27 Stop distracting me with deliciousness and answer my question!
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Abominator on 31 July 2008, 22:35:33 That looks great.
I just love eating. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 31 July 2008, 22:48:14 There's got to be like a seperate genre of photography devoted to making food look so very delicious, as employed in restaraunt advertisements and the boxes of snack foods.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 31 July 2008, 22:49:29 Pizza; special Italian recipe.. or topings on bread?
(http://nyceats.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/bleecker-street-pizza-0077.jpg) Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 22:52:55 That pizza looks like an STD.
All I've had to eat today is cereal and some fries. I'm gonna go get some bread. Pictures will ensue. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 22:53:05 <- MIND BLOWN.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 31 July 2008, 22:55:03 Special Italian recipe.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Abominator on 31 July 2008, 23:02:32 That really is a horrible pizza.
Tomorrow I will get one from my local pizzeria, which looks EXACTLY like a Turtles cartoon pizza. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 23:05:01 nom
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 31 July 2008, 23:05:52 If I had more time and was on my own computer, I'd shop a picture of myself eating a cropped screencap of a pizza from TMNT.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Abominator on 31 July 2008, 23:06:54 I will post pics upon said pizza's arrival tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 23:07:48 I might have to make a pizza now...
I don't know if I want to thank people or not... Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 23:08:50 DOES NOBODY NOTICE MY BREAD?!
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 31 July 2008, 23:11:53 Only the last snapshot was good. Your tutorial on how to eat bread failed.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 31 July 2008, 23:13:24 What the ##### is "bread"?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 23:15:16 I have 3 pieces of bread in my mouth in the last shot.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 31 July 2008, 23:15:51 How can you even eat plain bread like that?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 31 July 2008, 23:19:09 It's wheat bread.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 31 July 2008, 23:22:53 Even worse.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Ikeoko on 2 August 2008, 03:32:10 WHEAT BREAD IS AWESOME!!!
D:< Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 2 August 2008, 05:31:11 It depends on what kind of wheat bread.
This reminds me of Peep Show when Mark has a brown piece of toast and a white piece and thinks; 'Brown for first course, white for pudding, brown's savoury, white's the treat. ...Of course I'm the one whose laughing as I actually love brown toast.' Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 3 August 2008, 00:32:48 WHEAT BREAD IS AWESOME!!! YES WHEAT BREAD. We have this place called "Big G's" a few miles from where I live. They have massive sandwiches. The following are pictures of a quarter and a half of one of their sandwiches. The sandwich is Ham, American Cheese, Pastrami, Pepperoni, Bacon, pickle, mustard, tomato and onion. On wheat bread. yeah. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Ikeoko on 3 August 2008, 00:38:03 WHEAT BREAD IS AWESOME!!! BEST. SANDWICH. EVER. I really want one. That thing is a monster! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 3 August 2008, 00:41:48 YES JOHN THAT LOOKS YUMMY. I personally love turkey sandwiches. <3
And don't get me wrong, wheat bread kicks ass (especially as toast with jam), but eating it alone as JUST the bread is a sin. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Vinchenz Rock on 3 August 2008, 01:02:49 That bread looks photoshop'd for some reason.
At first I actually thought that you remade your "how to eat bread" thing with shop'd bread. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 3 August 2008, 01:33:07 Nope.
Real sandwiches. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Ikeoko on 3 August 2008, 02:21:16 You know what the best kind of bread is tho? Potato bread. It totally kicks butt.
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/Ikeoko/potatobread.jpg) Muahahahaha!!! Fear the potatoes mixed with bread!!! Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 3 August 2008, 02:31:42 Taters?! IN BREAD?!
MADNESS! D: Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 3 August 2008, 02:38:25 Canadian Potato Bread.
They have it at every store around here. It is VERY hearty, but is best toasted. It is good enough to be toasted and eaten plain. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Ikeoko on 6 August 2008, 23:05:50 Taters?! IN BREAD?! Yes, it is like a starch overload. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 6 August 2008, 23:19:48 That is far too many carbohydrates for me, even when I'm not on a diet.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Ikeoko on 6 August 2008, 23:29:03 Lol it actually doesn't have that many carbs, it just sounds like it would.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 6 August 2008, 23:39:14 Umm, if it's potato and bread, then it is basically entirely carbs...
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Ikeoko on 6 August 2008, 23:41:19 Isn't any bread like entirely carbs anyway?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 6 August 2008, 23:58:59 Yeah but when youput potatoes into it... whoo man. I expect that would make it a crapload more carbs.
Sadly, I don't think I will ever have a baked potato again. Which is a dreadfully bleak future. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Snare on 7 August 2008, 00:14:41 CARBS ARE GOOD.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 7 August 2008, 00:22:17 IN MODERATION!
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Snare on 7 August 2008, 00:28:08 IN EXCESS ONLY! EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 7 August 2008, 00:56:50 I would put a lawn dart through my forearm before eating a Luther.
... ... Are those Krispy Kremes? Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Dragster on 7 August 2008, 01:21:19 That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life. XD
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ChaosVortex on 7 August 2008, 01:30:39 Say hello to the Baconator DX.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 7 August 2008, 01:52:52 Baconator isn't made with donuts or ROUND beef! It would have to be the Baconator DX SP LTD. ED.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Abominator on 7 August 2008, 02:06:35 I love the word Baconator and I would love to try one.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Ikeoko on 7 August 2008, 03:43:47 I would want to try a Krabby Patty. It's like, my life's dream. Only it can never happen.... wah! D:
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 7 August 2008, 03:54:40 I love the word Baconator and I would love to try one. They're not all that. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 7 August 2008, 04:17:05 I love the word Baconator and I would love to try one. They don't taste bad. I had one. It made me sick for a few days. It was DELISH though. I got it with lettuce and tomato on it though, to even out the absurd amounts of cholesterol with veggies (it made sense in my head at the time). Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Snare on 7 August 2008, 21:49:50 SIR I ORDERED SPRINKLES ON MY BURGER.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 7 August 2008, 22:33:25 Snare, that post of yours up there was one of my favorite posts ever.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 7 August 2008, 22:38:26 Eh I had a Baconator. It wasn't anything special. It tastes like it looks. Bacon. And cheeseburger. The fact there's nothing else on it makes it suck. I didn't get sick, or even full from it.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Johncarllos on 7 August 2008, 22:49:56 Eh I had a Baconator. It wasn't anything special. It tastes like it looks. Bacon. And cheeseburger. The fact there's nothing else on it makes it suck. I didn't get sick, or even full from it. Why I added the lettuce and tomatoes. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: AlexThePenguin on 7 August 2008, 22:52:11 I'm very picky about how I can eat bacon.
By itself? Yes. With eggs? Yes. With a salad? Yes. Baked potato? Yes. BLT? Hells yes. With something else that's already greasy (like cheese or a cheeseburger or a hamburger)? No. I just can't handle the grease levels. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ChaosVortex on 14 August 2008, 16:18:31 I love the word Baconator and I would love to try one. I'll assemble your grave. Yeah. If you've had a Jr. Bacon and a Double Cheese, you've essentially had a Baconator. It's a very good sandwich, and I remember when they were promoting the Spicy Baconator. Now THAT was tempting. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Abominator on 14 August 2008, 17:29:45 Well, I have had none of the above since we don't have them here.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ASR on 14 August 2008, 17:41:42 Well, I have had none of the above since we don't have them here. cuz u only have these: Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: preventerWIND on 14 August 2008, 18:30:26 I rarely eat at Wendy's, God knows why, it's like my parents have a grudge with them.. I have tried the Baconator though, It was delicious.. but I felt sort of depressed after, that ##### #####s with your system.
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: ChaosVortex on 14 August 2008, 19:43:22 Well, I have had none of the above since we don't have them here. That's a slight shame. Especially the Spicy Baconator. It was a promo sandwich. In other words, it's no longer on the menu. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Jakey on 10 April 2013, 16:01:46 so bread
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Fatso on 10 April 2013, 18:22:41 That bread looks like it has approximately five different types of mold growing on it
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Mikero on 13 April 2013, 01:05:39 That bread cray.
I'm not havin' none of that. I like my bread like I like my women; (http://5starsinyourkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/egg-braid-073.jpg?w=450&h=337) Thick, dark, and very rich. Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: Captain Sanoguchi on 14 April 2013, 17:05:28 We have a bread thread!?
Title: Re: The Bread Thread Post by: AlexThePenguin on 18 April 2013, 23:43:02 Oh, man, Mike. Now I want some goddamn brioche french toast.
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