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Recipes, to be exact.

If you have your very own, unique recipe for a certain food or something of your own, let us know! Give us ingredients, directions, etc. or just share the kinds of foods you really love.

Chron and I were talking on AIM about our taste in foods which later led to a discussion of a place I used to work at called Carmela's Italian Restaurant and Pizzeria. I've made something similar to this, but I wanna try and remake it into perfection. I call it the Italian Gumbo Pizza (name still pending)

No real instructions, and I haven't really made it as I say below, but I will soon enough and see if it's good.

Basically, it's a pizza. Any kind of dough, although I want to give it a zesty garlic taste. Pizza sauce with a kick of cajun. The pizza is topped with italian sausage, pepperoni, proscuitto, hamburger (or meatball), covered in shredded mozzarella and pepperjack, then covered with banana peppers, jalapenos (optional), with sprinkles of crushed red peppers.

If you decide to find this yummy and want to try to make it yourself, do it however way you want. I have other italian ideas that may sound cooky but could make tastebuds bow down. I won't share them until I try it out and see if it's actually worth sharing.

NOW ITS YOUR TURN.

We didn't get around to this while we were talking, but I make this delicious chicken curry dish with chickpeas. Can't really remember the recipe, but it's good stuff.

Goes nice with basmati rice.

I made this beef curry recipe based off of one made in an episode of One Piece.

I put apple skin and yogart in it, like in the show... and it wasn't half bad, actually.

Instant Cup-Cake

Get regular flour and cake mix of any kind, along with 1 egg, milk and sugar. Put 2 table spoons of flour and 2 table spoons of cake mix in a mug, mix 1 table spoon of sugar (and a pinch of salt). Crack in the egg and put 1 cup of milk in, stir very well. Put it in the microwave and cook on high for about 5 minutes, the cake will rise out of the mug, careful for it not to overflow! Take it out when done, it should be good and ready and taste JUST like an actual cake.

Also, experiment with other foods by trying ANY condiments, maple syrup goes great with all kinds of stuff!

I have a recipe for Nanaimo bars I need to try.

I make the most incredible Caesar (yeah that's right) nachos you've never heard of. I rarely make them anymore but I've always gotten rave reviews.

Someone once told me I make good chili, though it's not for the feint of heart.

Someone else once told me that I make good chili, but it makes you ##### blood.

I'm unsure how to feel about this.

Awesome.

Feel awesome.

This works in a pinch.

The bowl just magically appears like that?

Someone once told me I make good chili, though it's not for the feint of heart.

Someone else once told me that I make good chili, but it makes you ##### blood.

I'm unsure how to feel about this.

My chili could kick your chili's ass.

I would beg to differ.

Though I suppose this is something we'll never know.

I put boot in my chili, so kickin' ass is gonna happen.

The bowl just magically appears like that?

Clearly you've never done smack.

I put boot in my chili, so kickin' ass is gonna happen.

Sounds like instant fail to me.

OK Ok ok okay. I'm clearly too happy 'cause this isn't a big deal at all but I just made chicken fried rice for the first time, without any directions at all. And I'm eating now, and it's really good. I'm very happy.

... Yea... I didn't really learn to cook much when I was younger so anytime I make something new-especially from scratch without a recipe or anything-I'm a bit proud.

But this actually is REALLY good too.

Yeah I love that dish.

I have chicken fried rice all the time, I just never make it myself. I actually really like cooking but never do it myself.

I make the most incredible Caesar (yeah that's right) nachos you've never heard of. I rarely make them anymore but I've always gotten rave reviews.

If it involves Caesar dressing, you must tell me the recipe.

I'm a stove-top warrior. I make things like stir-fry, soup, pasta, deep-fried things and anything that doesn't involve baking. I really am not good at baking. I make things from scratch too.

But...those are all so easy to do! ;_;

...I...I bake...The first thing I made was a Thai lemon pie...The crust had 8 table spoons of butter.

It was good.

I've baked cookies and cakes and pies and things before.
It's not really all that hard.

Some pastries are tough, but I've never tried any (besides pie crust).

I can experiment with whatever I like and I can find.

I don't cook. I don't know what to make. I don't have any recipes. I tend to eat microwaved stuff anyway at home.

I tend to eat microwaved stuff anyway at home.

That's just a tad bit better than fast food.

No, not really.

Either way, they're both gross.

I'd eat at Taco Bell any day of the week, but I have a very high tolerance for gross.
Typically I don't eat fast food though.

Fast food is just the once in a rare blue moon thing for me. Although that new Shroom & Swiss burger at Burger King looks rather scrumptious any day of the week, I wouldn't plan on going there for anything else.

I'm not averse to eating at A&W (of course, that's partly because I worked there for a year and thus I've assembled a legion of 'orders that actually taste good'), but most other fast-food can go to hell.

A&W Root Beer is the best kind.

No root beer is the best kind.

(actually I used to love root beer, this is from oversaturation arising from abuse of free drinks for employees.)

A&W is only good for its root beer floats.

Root beer is the best kind of soft drink.

No arguments.

No argument from me, as much as I hate the stuff these days.

Jambalaya w/ beer-battered bratwursts.

MMMM MMMM GOOD

A&W is only OK as far as root beers go.
I'd normally say Jones Soda makes the best, as they don't use any high fructose corn syrup, but then go outside of the US and that stuff is illegal anyway.

IBC.

IBC is the best root beer.
And cream soda.

End of discussion.

IBC is fantastic.

And y'know what, you're right.

It is the best.

But A&W is cheaper and more accessible for me so it's better FOR NOW.

There's no A&W here at all.
But Publix totally has IBC all the time.

Cream soda makes me squeal like a little fangirl.

Creamsicles are better.

Why does every thread eventually turn into a soft drink discussion?

: Mikero  14 October 2008, 22:15:39

I make the most incredible Caesar (yeah that's right) nachos you've never heard of. I rarely make them anymore but I've always gotten rave reviews.

you must tell me the recipe.

Mmmmaybe... laaaater.

But...those are all so easy to do! ;_;

Half of them have half of the work just being boiling water.

I can make eggs...and this really really awesomely good Peanutbutter and Chocolate shake. But it's so thick that after one glass you're so full and you can't eat anything the rest of the night. It's amazingggg.

Oh, I bet I could handle more than one glass.

Creamsicles are better.

Creamsicles are good, but no substitute for Cream Soda, and vice-versa.
It's like comparing apples with steak.

Apples and steak made me lol.

I'd prefer a morning breakfast consisting of country-fried steak, eggs over-easy, hash browns and country gravy.

~<3

Orc-stew.

It's a recipe I created for a Halloween Dinner in high school. The reason why I named it Orc-stew was simply because it LOOKS awful but tastes like heaven.

You need about 2 cans of chicken stock (I like low sodium).
About 6 oz of angel-hair pasta.
1 can of whole olives (black)
6-8 whole ocra fruit (frozen is best for this)
chicken meat of your choice, about a cup and a half. (for any soup, the thigh meat is the best)
1 cup of some other vegetable of your choice (I like mushrooms and broccoli, green onions are good too.)
 3 cloves of garlic
1/2 cup of onion
2 tablespoons of soy sauce
1 tsp oyster oil
2 eggs.

Cooking instructions.

Chop the garlic and onion.

Cut up the chicken.

Take a pot, put it on the burner, add enough water so that it covers about an inch to an inch and a half of water all around. Make sure it's a pretty good sized pot.

Add the garlic, onions and chicken meat. Simmer covered until chicken is done.

Add soy sauce, chicken stock and oil.

Add vegetables (olives and ocra too) You may also put in the pasta if you want.

Cook/simmer until vegetables are tender and pasta is done. You may wait until the vegetables are tender before you add the pasta though. If you do, just cook until the pasta is done.

Once the pasta is done, take the two eggs and beat them slightly in a dish before adding them SLOWLY while STIRRING. Once they are added, remove the pot from the heat and let it cool for about 7-10 minutes.

Enjoy.

Once done it should look NASTY but it actually tastes really good and is really good for you. If you like spices, you may put in any of your choice. For example, I really like ginger and tarragon so I put in that sometimes. 


 

You gotta post pictures! I'm interested!

Perhaps you mean okra?
Sounds like a tasty chicken gumbo sort of recipe to me.

I may have to try that out.

Even if orcs were real I wouldn't eat them.

It's like comparing apples with steak.

Wait. Is that a weird thing to do?

Not really.
I meant more like apples are fruit and steak is meat, but both are delicious.

Still not following you, man.

(SO not serious right now.)

You'll have to excuse me if I reply to everything seriously right now.
I haven't had anything to do for a long time and I think it's starting to get to me.

Perhaps you mean okra?
Sounds like a tasty chicken gumbo sort of recipe to me.

I may have to try that out.

Yeah v.v I mean okra. I misspell it every time without fail.

I'll get some pictures when I make it next. And it is a little like a gumbo, but soupier.

The whole point for this recipe was to make it LOOK bad and gross. And it does.

It would've been cooler if you wrote "orca" because I imagine some people do eat whale.

Careful, Mike.
That's a great way to summon giant cylindrical super-beings who only care about whales to the the planet.

Pfft whatever, I'm better looking than them and thus ultimately their natural predator.

It would've been cooler if you wrote "orca" because I imagine some people do eat whale.

They do. I hear it's pretty tasty.

But do they eat... KILLER whale?!

I'm sure some of the bunch that eat it think its pretty killer.

All killer no filler, though.

Well, its a big whale, I'm sure it fills them up pretty well..

Yeah. Like Chinese food maybe.

This is currently the thread that least interests me.

I eat a lot of Cookie Crisp lately.

I've never tried Cookie Crisp, not once. I want to.

C'mander Crisp is the better Crisp.

Definitely.

Sugar Crisp would be up on the list if it were more crisp and less diabetes-in-every-spoon-full.

I hate what they've done to Cookie Crisp.

Oh no. Not the cereal. I still eat it.

They've assassinated a childhood mascot.

THAT #####ING WOLF.

I SAW THAT COMMERCIAL AND CRIED.

Yeah. OK, but can YOU see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

I watched my best friends die in a Viet-Cong prison camp.. so that you kids could eat that #####ing cereal..

Wrong #####ing answer. But when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to say!

I thought you'd get the Lego Robot reference, but I guess your not down anymore!

Yeah, those comics, har har. Still the wrong answer though and you don't seem to get my Patton reference!

Nope. Nothin'.

I love Taco Bell's new bacon cheesy potato burritos. I've had them two nights in a row. They're filled with beef, bacon, cheese, potatoes, sour cream, and EPIC WIN. Not to mention that for some reason, they're incredibly filling. I had two of them around midnight last night and it's currently 7:30 AM...I'm not even hungry.

http://www.tacobell.com/baconcheesypotatoburrito/

I wouldn't even expect to be hungry seven and a half hours after two burritos.

HOW
MUCH?

I want one...

I wouldn't even expect to be hungry seven and a half hours after two burritos.

It's twelve hours later and I'm still not hungry. And these are Taco Bell-sized burritos, mind you. If this was Panchero's-sized, then yeah, I'd totally agree with you. But they pack these mothers full of stuff.

HOW
MUCH?

I want one...

It's like $3.50-ish per burrito. And it's a limited-time only thing, apparently.

That looks incredible.

We don't have Taco Bell.

 :'( :'( :'(

You'd probably be better off without them.
It's like eating creamed lard most of the time.

Taco Bell is AWFUL. It's like a menu of things all made from the same 6 less than fresh ingredients. I'd rather not eat. Period.

And they have the nerve to put Taco Bell in the Cineplex Odeon movie theatres as if that's a good idea. But of course, what else is in those theatres? Other ##### restaurants like Burger King and New York Fries.

Burger King is akin to bad music, it sucks and it sucks too loud. I can smell the Burger King nearest to my house from the road if my windows are down. That's crazy because it's not like BK has that distinctive a smell like McDonald's does. The only thing I've liked about Burger King in 20 years is the Sneak King. They seem to have decent fries now I guess but other places do the same style better.

I realize some people like New York Fries but I have to disagree. I have to. The fries are beyond greasy and ONLY ever taste like potato skins, and the gravy is thick and dark like something unto human bile. Oh, and it doesn't exist in the States if any of you are confused. Yah, I know right.

That looks good... but...

it's 680 calories.............

EW.

I like Burger King rodeo burgers and onion rings.
The only good things there.

EW.

Taco Bell is good if you only want to put something in your stomach.

So is a cinder block.

I only go to BK for their $1 Spicy Chicken Sandwiches and $1 shakes. I'd rather purchase something from Taco Bell.

Anyway, I might try this thing once. But it's got over 2000 mg of sodium. I'll be avoiding it afterword just like how I avoided the Baconator.

I got sick after half a baconator.

I even had them throw extra lettuce and tomato on it.

Same with those cheddar mushroom bacon monstrosities from BK a few years ago.

I like potato skins and I like New York Fries. They possibly taste like skins because the skin isn't actually removed by the fry cutter. You just put a potato in and then WHAM IT and 12-or-something fries come out. And then they're just... held in this strange liquid for long periods of time, until they're fried for an order. It can taste really good depending on how it's made, and how good the potatoes were.

And my Cineplex doesn't have Burger King or Taco Bell, we just have Pizza Pizza, Yogen Früz, and New York Fries so I'm pretty happy with that.

There's one thing I ate at Taco Bell that I thought was absolutely heavenly but I don't remember what it was. It was folded really weird. But for the most part yeah, they are pretty disgusting.

Yeah, those things are good.

I like potato skins when I ask for potato skins. I like some potato skins left on fries.
The different is that neither of these taste like RAW #####ING POTATO SKINS. That's what I find about NYF, it tastes like raw potato skins or dirt. But most often I can replace "or" with "and". Maybe that's what it was just like the first time I had NYF and I can't detach, though.

Different Cineplex's have different stuff, it seems. The Coliseum in town has Yogen Früz, which is cool, but Silver City doesn't. I wish they had Pizza Pizza. That seems like it would be OK to eat in a theatre, but Taco Bell doesn't even make sense. Not that it's good food anyway.

The Baconator was good the one time I had it but I see no reason to have another. I didn't think it was that big either.

There's one thing I ate at Taco Bell that I thought was absolutely heavenly but I don't remember what it was. It was folded really weird.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/111649393_518a9c605c.jpg)?
The only Taco Bell I've actually wanted to try.
KFC has something similar now. I had it. It sucked.

Is Pizza Pizza just the Canadian Little Caesar's or something?

The only thing I ever get at Taco Bell is just a soft taco with meat and cheese. Nothing fancy. I'm a very plain eater. But I love those soft tacos. Mike's dead on about the menu, though. It's mainly a bunch of combinations of the same thing.

Maine's theaters have a snack bar and that's it...
Options are candy, soda, or popcorn. The end. That's it.

I always just grab some chips or something from a local convenience store beforehand and wear a backpack in. Either that, it have my girlfriend carry it in her bag.

Is Pizza Pizza just the Canadian Little Caesar's or something?

No, the Canadian Little Caesar's is Little Caesar's.

Pizza Pizza is like... Low quality pizza for medium quality pricing. So, essentially Domino's. But the Canadian Domino's is Domino's.

How many ways can we mix lettuce, tomatoes, sour cream, beans, tortillas, meat, and cheese?

Do you guys have a Canadian Hungry Howie's?

Cross over to Windsor and find out yourself, yah bum!
I just found out how easy it is!

I like potato skins when I ask for potato skins. I like some potato skins left on fries.
The different is that neither of these taste like RAW #####ING POTATO SKINS. That's what I find about NYF, it tastes like raw potato skins or dirt. But most often I can replace "or" with "and". Maybe that's what it was just like the first time I had NYF and I can't detach, though.

You know, now that I think about it, I actually only like the fries with melted cheese and gravy. I NEVER order just fries, I'm always drowning them in something. So you're probably right.

: Majikn  15 July 2009, 01:52:46

There's one thing I ate at Taco Bell that I thought was absolutely heavenly but I don't remember what it was. It was folded really weird.

(http://PICTURE)?
The only Taco Bell I've actually wanted to try.

Actually yes. That. Unless there's something else with that shape. (I cut the URL on purpose.)

I don't think they have anything else that's "good to go". I do want to try it, but it's Taco Bell so I don't know...

I also have to get the poutine if I get anything from New York Fries.

Are you guys talkin' about that Crunchwrap Surpreme?

Are you guys talkin' about that Crunchwrap Surpreme?

THAT.
yes.
yummy.

Are you guys talkin' about that Crunchwrap Surpreme?

Yes, ma'am.

Crunchwrap Supreme. If we go to Taco Bell, we each  get one in a meal. Taco Bell reminds me of good times (It was the only place in Ashland that took traveller's cheques).

I like their Baja Blast, too, even if it does taste kind of like fluoride.

Nathan knows his Taco Bell.....

 XP

Nathan knows his taco smells!

Haha that too

i have gas

Yeah in your pus-hey what's going over there?

This bowl of Previously-Packageduh rice has a not very subtle taste of salt as well as it is laced with varying pseudonyms for sugar but in this critique I shall only evaluate the overall delectability of the dish, or bowl, if you will:

IT's #####ED

I'm so glad I have water. Thank #####in' EVERYTHING for water right #####ing now I'm not feeling very well.

Oh ho I'm reading the topic summary and I totes just skipped that, I swear ya right now I skipped it

So I tried that bacon thing from Taco Bell. It's alright. It most definitely tastes like how I imagined it (even the massive sodium intake I was getting, unfortunately), so there's little surprise.

Other than that, it was pretty good, but no way am I buying another.

Oh.
The Taco Bell chihuahua died on Tuesday of a stroke at age 15.
She also played the mom of Reese Witherspoon's dog in Legally Blonde.

The dog was food?

In some places it is.

GUYS! I #####ing made some food yesterday, this food was not regular, it was IRREGULAR! In the way that it kicked ass, indeed.

I made some rice, threw some PARSLEY and ONION SOUP MIX in that bitch. Guess what? It turned out awesome

Then I cooked some ground beef, I chucked it in a pan and you better believe that I spiced it up. Salt, pepper, chilli powder and some ONION SOUP MIX in that bitch. Know what else? There was some Montreal steak seasoning in there too. Word.

That's not all! It wouldn't be complete with a kick in the dick by some grand, golden corn. I boiled it up with some salt, sugar and MAPLE SYRUP! No onion soup in this bitch though, quit your assumptions, asshole. This ##### turned out sweet as all hell.

THEN I PUT THE CORN IN THE GROUND BEEF AND SHOOK IT ALL UP! Topped it on some RICE and gobbled that ##### up. Know what? I lost my virginity, it was so good it took my virginity.

Try it if you have the time and the ingredients, and you actually want to take a chance and take my advice for once.

Y'know what's surprisingly delicious?

theo 3400 PHINNEY Coconut Curry Milk Chocolate. It's sweet, spicy and has crunchy bits of toasted coconut.

It's a deliciously interesting chocolate bar.

I like to eat books.

GOOD NEWS!

The Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito is now a regular menu item at Taco Bell! Yet another all-around EPIC WIN for Taco Bell customers!

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it's like we're adding a new word that's exactly one letter longer than the last! Wait... that's exactly what's happening.

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You are staight tripping.

The potato-burito thing is actually really good, but I'm not fond of greasing it up by throwing bacon into the mix.

The potato-burito thing is actually really good, but I'm not fond of greasing it up by throwing bacon into the mix.

I tried it. It tastes how it sounds, and with that said, I'd rather eat a shovel-full of salt, because that's about the equivalent.

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I'm looking for a good cookie recipe with no nuts or milk products.

Anyone have one?

That's easy.

Mix some flour and some sugar and an egg and some salt and some sugar and some crisco and coconut milk.
mix it up and throw it in the oven.

It will be something cookie-like.

This is my favourite cookie recipe;

-Whine until mum makes cookies. (Flat route)

This is my second favourite cookie recipe;

-Whine until girlfriend or friend who happens to be a girl makes cookies. (Option run)

This is my third favourite cookie recipe;

-Whine until friend who happens to be a boy makes cookies. (Hail Mary)

This is my fourth favourite cookie recipe;

-Buy cookies. (Forfeit)

Store-bought packaged ones or from a bakery?

Today I wrote something like "HAIL MARY FULL OF GRACE" only instead I wrote "HAIL MARY FULL O' JESUS" for some reason. I wonder if I picked that up somewhere or if I'm just weird.

I still want that recipe. ;_;

I know a good one.

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1) Purchase and/or obtain butter, an egg, some vanilla, brown sugar, white sugar, flour, salt, baking soda, and your personal favorite brand of chocolate chips.

2) ???

3) Profit!

btw chaos stop sending me messages on msn telling me to look at your facebook or pictures of me or something please

I think Chaos has the AIDSbot that killed my hotmail.

Which was from Xero.

I never use MSN. It just logs me on automatically when I boot up my computer.

And then sometimes I get a message that says I've been "logged on in a different location". You can talk to me on MSN if I'm on, but I won't start talking to you. I prefer being on AIM anyway.

AIM sucks. I mean, they both suck, but I like AIM less.

I like AIM.

I'm a fan!

AIM never even blipped on my radar until you people, so it seems like it's more of an American thing to use.

People here use MSN primarily, and have since it first came out and booted ICQ to the curb, so I guess I'm just used to it.

Really I don't like any of them but I hate the telephone so much more.

I don't think I've ever met someone in person that uses MSN. I mean, I probably have, but it has never come to my attention.

I use AIM because everyone I know uses AIM. If everyone I knew used MSN, I'd use MSN.

It's not about the software, it's about the software everyone's using.

I mean, maybe MSN is better, but then I'd only be able to talk to Canadians I guess?

The only real edge I think MSN has over AIM is that it's not based on a username, so you can change your display name whenever you want. In the hands of some people however, this is bad, so it evens out. Well actually, user images are 100x100 too, and I find it all around easier to use, but it's probably just 'cause I'm used to it.

Yep, I've never used AIM until I came here.

Still don't use it all that often.

And Mikero, you can change the person's name if you want now with the newest version of MSN. I find that it's quite a handy feature in removing extremely long names some people have. And constantly change.

I don't use the actual MSN client anyway, so I could've done that earlier. But since I overthink everything I've never bothered, I'd feel dickish like I'm removing their freedoms even though I'm not.

Everyone! Go to Taco Bell and get yourself a 1/2 lb. cheesy potato burrito and THEN say that you want bacon on it. It's actually cheaper than getting a bacon cheesy potato burrito! Haha, ##### the system!

Awesome plan!

Awful plan.

It involves going to and consuming the "food" of Taco Bell.

hay u guys like my burger

(http://19.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19qxqopj72ol91EdXo1_500.jpg)

"A sandwich filled with four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n’ cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, and ketchup on two rolls."

You're sure it's not made of vomit?

Because that looks like vomit to me.

I know exactly what is making it look like what where, so it doesn't gross me out at all.

*gag*

That sandwich thing DOES look edible, but all the same... no.

I've actually been craving all kinds of random junky foods. Stuff like pizza pops. And waffles. And specifically that crunchwrap supreme I mentioned earlier from Taco Bell that I had years ago once. And a taco ITSELF, but not one from Taco Bell. Home made. And I could ALWAYS go for buffalo wings.

The probable reason for this is there's so little I can eat right now in my condition. Ideally I should be sticking to fluids and stuff like jello but I'm not in the condition to go out and aquire said fluids. And I hate asking people to do stuff for me; I've done it way too much recently. So I've been consuming very little to avoid a negative reaction.

But I should be better in a few days, so it may be that I'll grab one or two of these things in the near future.

Did you know that Pizza Bagels have aluminum chloride in them?


(ps: That's the thing in antiperspirant deodorant that people are afraid will give them armpit cancer.)

Did you know red food dye, like 80% of all red food dye, is made from scarabs?

I realize that sounds like a joke.

red food dye, like 80% of all red food dye

what about the other 20% of red food dye

Actually, the red dye comes from the cochineal insect, which is a type of scale insect (relatives include aphids, treehoppers and cicadas).

YES I STUDY CRAP LIKE THIS ON MY FREE TIME.

When I was little, someone told me it was ladybugs.

That would taste horrible!

I heard scarabs yesterday. So I said scarabs yesterday.
Deal with it.

: Mikero  23 September 2009, 07:23:30

red food dye, like 80% of all red food dye

what about the other 20% of red food dye

Iron Man action figures.

Uh well yeah, um see the problem is YOU HEARD WRONG YOU'RE SO DUMB EVERYONE KNOWS THIS YOU LEARN THIS IN LIKE GRADE KINDGERGARTEN OH MY GOOOOD.

Not so LOVABLE NOW AM I? EH? HUH? YOU WANNA GO? EH? I CAN TAKE YOU.

D'awww.

Uh well yeah, um see the problem is YOU HEARD WRONG YOU'RE SO DUMB EVERYONE KNOWS THIS YOU LEARN THIS IN LIKE GRADE KINDGERGARTEN OH MY GOOOOD.

Not so LOVABLE NOW AM I? EH? HUH? YOU WANNA GO? EH? I CAN TAKE YOU.

No you can't.
And no you don't.
And no they don't.
And no I'm not.
And no I didn't.

The person who TOLD me heard/read/interpreted it wrong, and then regurgitated that nonformation at me. But I HEARD IT JUST FINE.

I HAVE BAEK'D

Oatmeal Raisin
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Peanut Butta
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Why aren't they round?

##### you, why should they be? I'm tired of living in this goddamn cookie-cutter world everyone is living in! I say we make cookies that look like lobsters! I say we make muffins look like dinosaurs! ##### your circles! And ##### your triangles!

I have made a very delicious soup.

It was SUPPOSED to be a beef/barley/vegetable soup, but we didn't have the barley, so I used up a rice-and-bean mix instead.

To start with, I sauteed half an onion and two large stalks of celery in butter at the bottom of a large pot. Just when the onions got translucent, I added some lemon pepper and cumin, and a can of V8. I let that simmer for a little bit, then added three cups of water, and about a half pound of frozen ground beef. I let that cook until the beef was cooked through, adding dehydrated garlic pieces, parsley and something called "Italian essence," which had Rosemary, Basil, Oregano and I think it was thyme. I let that cook on medium for two hours, adding more spices as I went. When it got down to stock consistency, I added some baby carrots, lavender sea salt and more cumin, then I added another can of V8, filled it up the rest of the way with water, then added some garlic salt, and about a tablespoon of butter, chopped up. As it simmered down again (about two hours later), I started cooking the rice mix in a different pan. It was an instant mix, so I added half a can of V8 with a little extra water. As the rice was getting almost done, I tossed the whole shebang into the big pot, and stirred it up. I let it simmer for a while as I cooked a can of whole green beans and the other half of the onion from earlier, then added it when the onions were translucent. I added a little more cumin, some chili powder, and a little more garlic, filled it up with water, then let it simmer on low until everyone was home (about 30 minutes), and it was very delicious.

Surprisingly, some tortilla chips added a wonderful flavour to the finished product as a garnish.

Some notes:

I wouldn't have even worried about the onions being translucent before adding them if I didn't have a roommate who has a bad reaction to undercooked onions.

Also, I have no idea "how much" of anything I added. I went by how the flavour was growing as time went on, and by what we had on-hand.

##### you, why should they be? I'm tired of living in this goddamn cookie-cutter world everyone is living in! I say we make cookies that look like lobsters! I say we make muffins look like dinosaurs! ##### your circles! ##### your squares! And ##### your triangles!

....so why don't they look like lobsters?

That one in the middle kind of does.

And one even looks like a shrimp.

A very... deformed... shrimp.

: preventerWIND  21 December 2009, 12:58:11

##### you, why should they be? I'm tired of living in this goddamn cookie-cutter world everyone is living in! I say we make cookies that look like lobsters! I say we make muffins look like dinosaurs! ##### your circles! ##### your squares! And ##### your triangles!

....so why don't they look like lobsters?

The middle peanut butta one kinda does.. if you like, squint a bit.. just the front of a lobster

And for the record, I am not a shappist, I just believe we should give credit where credit is due. And some shapes should not be given so much slack when they haven't endured such tribulation, I hate it when they play the shape card. Except the squares, they're shape has been used very derogatorily for the past several decades. I apologize to any squares that I may have offended. I retract my statement about the squares.

He didn't ask why don't they KINDA look like lobsters. He wants to know why they don't look 100% like fully rendered three dimensional moving lobsters!

##### you, why should they be? I'm tired of living in this goddamn cookie-cutter world everyone is living in! I say we make cookies that look like lobsters! I say we make muffins look like dinosaurs! ##### your circles! And ##### your triangles!

Don't be your own stereotype!
Don't pull a Harvey Danger!

I retract my statement about the squares.

Soo... You don't apologize to the squares?

And some shapes should not be given so much slack when they haven't endured such tribulation, I hate it when they play the shape card.

http://www.nfb.ca/film/balablok_english/

D:

i cried that was so moving i mean wow they hated each other then accepted each other that was beautiful

And then a pyramid walked by.