OH ##### WE'RE SCREWED

[preventerWIND]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

[Vinchenz Rock]

I read this like, a year and a half ago.

[preventerWIND]

My point is still valid.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Dibs on being Bill!

[Mikero]

You know, when watching Shaun Of The Dead, I never noticed who that yellow hat bike messenger zombie actually is.

Hah.

[ASR]

Ahahaha, yeah. When I finally caught that the first time I had the biggest smile on my face.

[Orange Devil]

I hope you "Junior Scientists" don't actually believe any of this made up garbage.

It's a well known fact that us nerds, secretly, deep down want a zombie invasion. We know that we "Zombie Survival Guide"-reading "28 Days Later"- watching and "Left 4 Dead"- playing geeks would be the best at surviving.

Knowing that... you all know that people will believe anything that they like, especially if it claims to be scientific.

i.e. Cash4Gold, Anti-Depressants, Christianity

[Mikero]

I hope you "Junior Scientists" don't actually believe any of this made up garbage.

Did you really just post that?

We know that we "Zombie Survival Guide"-reading "28 Days Later"- watching and "Left 4 Dead"- playing geeks would be the best at surviving.

Uh no, they wouldn't. Here's a quick example of what would happen to such an individual in a real zombie attack.

Nerd click clacking away typing on Left 4 Dead (on PC because they are a big #####ing nerd)
Zombies attack.
Zombie: "Rrraaarh!"
Nerd: "Uber cool."
Nerd types online; Xx_SSJHankHill_xX says "Uber cool."
Nerd then-OOPS DEAD GUESSYOUSHOULDARUNYOU#####INGNERD.

The end.

It's a well known fact that such nerds have no real life reaction time to anything. It's the reason they can't dance or catch footballs or walk twelve feet without tripping on their own lank ass foot. Add to that the fact that they would definitely try to let their clan members know they are leaving the party over ventrilo or skype or whatever before finishing their quest, saving, and then shutting everything down JUST SO. THEN they oh right they'd have been dead a while ago, brain matter all over their #####ing Bawls-stained "Jenova's Witness" t-shirt. Yeah, you know I'm right.

i.e. Cash4Gold, Anti-Depressants, Christianity

ROLLEYES.

[Fatso]

ROLLEYES.

No, that was seriously the best part of his post, and the only one that made any sense.

[Mikero]

Roll.
Eyes.

[ChaosVortex]

I'm glad Mike tore open into that post. I wanted it shredded.

[Ikeoko]

Seconded.

[Chron]

... somehow my magnetized stainless steel short sword seems even more ineffective than it normally does.

*sigh*
I hate zombies so much.

[Mikero]

I'm glad Mike tore open into that post. I wanted it shredded.

My favourite part is that I'm gonna be reading World War Z soon anyway.