GENERAL ZERO SERIES ENQUIRIES

[KPL]

Only vets or old time members know the true origins of my Tomatoe Stick and Nibbles.  Woe be to you whom does not know thier splendor or power.

The "tomatoe stick" is my staff.  My old OLD Rezo sprite's staff looked like a stick with a tomato on it.  Tomatoe is a funny misspelling of tomato so that's what stuck.  Nibbles is my vorpol bunny.

Now that you know, feel free to cower in fear.

They were the ultimate flaming weapons of doom. Now with all-new added admin powers!
Nibbles came by later, didn't he?

[TheRedPriest]

Not by much.

[Lunchebox]

General Question - Why is this series so awful?

What's supposed to be awful about Rockman ZERO? I'd rather call Original Rockman awful.

I'm sorry, your opinion on all matters pretaining to Capcom's Megaman/Rockman video game series have been rendered invalid.

You must now take your things and exit this website immediately.

[TheRedPriest]

I think we already beat him with a sack of rock salt and rabid badgers for that comment.  But it is one of the epic stupid comments ever made here.

[Lunchebox]

So then... I WON'T need the aluminum bat?

[Xero]

No...better get Orclev and her spiked bat.

[TheRedPriest]

... orclev.   Not Orclev.

[Mikero]

Now Xero's gonna be the one who gets her bat. In the batty, that is!

[Xero]

Aww #####.

[ASR]

...the series is over, holmes.

[preventerWIND]

Yeah, and then she got a swift kick in the pants when he came back as a rock.

[preventerWIND]

Ceil has a crush on zero, right?

Boy, I see no IF in there at all.

And Zero was pretty oblivious to Ciel's feelings, what a dink.

[ChaosVortex]

He might've said "If" WIND.

He just didn't type it.

[NovaMan XP]

IF.. Ceil has a crush on zero, does zero like her?

There's the "If".

[ChaosVortex]

Maybe the "IF" is secretly incoded somewhere in the post.

Damnit, WE'LL NEVER FIND IT NOW.

[Mikero]

Robots and humans shouldn't date anyway.

[ASR]

What would you call the children?

Ha, Romans.

[preventerWIND]

They died at the end of Z3.

[ASR]

Yep, the only major characters in any MegaMan game to stay dead.

Aside from Iris, of course.

[Rama Olendris]

The hell? Ciel's like 14 ~ 16 years old, Zero has no business being paired with her. Even if Ciel had romantic feelings for him- I didn't perceive, read, or come to any conclusion of Zero having mutual loving feelings for her in return. He definitely had affection for her and cared about her well-being- but that doesn't mean he loved her. 

[preventerWIND]

It was probably part of his programming to not be a child molester.

[Rama Olendris]

Let's hope... We don't need any of THAT. Zero's a badass, but he's not that badass.

[Xero]

The pedobear cyber elf is at fault for that...

[TheRedPriest]

The hell? Ciel's like HUMAN, Zero has no business being paired with her.

Fixed for the REAL crime of that pairing.  DNA not DNA Data.  KEEP HUMANITY PURE.

[NovaMan XP]

...besides, we don't want Ciel to catch AIDs... I think.

[TheRedPriest]

3/10.  Nice try.  Here's a Wily Fun Bux.  Go buy some gum or something.

[Rama Olendris]

The hell? Ciel's like HUMAN, Zero has no business being paired with her.

Fixed for the REAL crime of that pairing.  DNA not DNA Data.  KEEP HUMANITY PURE.

Even if they were together... I don't think they could DO anything. I highly doubt Zero has a #####.

None the less... they stay apart.

[preventerWIND]

DON'T DATE ROBOTS

[Rama Olendris]

The hell!? Why is ##### censored? ##### isn't a bad word? Does anyone really get offended by the word #####?

DON'T DATE ROBOTS

Whatever makes you happy. Just don't go around spreading the DUR DUR DUR syndrome. 

[ASR]

I'm deeply offended by five pound symbols.

Also, I love the Futurama clip.

[Mikero]

DON'T DATE ROBOTS

That's what I've been thinking of this whole time.

[TheRedPriest]

Dr. Light was just bitter all these years because he couldn't get laid and have kids, so he built Rock and Roll in the first step of making humanoid robots with naughty bits so that eventually humanity would become extinct.... Mega Man Legends was Lights ULTIMATE VICTORY!!! DEATH TO THE CARBONS!!!

[Jose Luis]

Since Zero dies and comes back,  do you think the Zero series will continue?  I really enjoyed it.

[NovaMan XP]

Zero only came back twice. And one of those returns was because of the idiots who made X6.

Also, MMZ will NOT (thank God) be continued.

[TheRedPriest]

Zero only came back twice. And one of those returns was because of the idiots who made X6.

Also, MMZ will NOT (thank God) be continued.

Dead dead?  Once.  He was hella f'd up in X5, but that state was practically factory new compared to being completely fragged in X1.  I don't see it as nearly as much a strech saying he didn't die in X5 considering the gap from X5 to Z1 (with Z1 going soley off X5's ending) has Zero in much the same state he was in during his last X5 cutscene.  So he was obviously just very, very broken, not dead.

Also, this is all assuming you give MMZ or any X game past 4 any canon weight, which I do not.

[Rama Olendris]

Since Zero dies and comes back,  do you think the Zero series will continue?  I really enjoyed it.

He got -blown- up and shattered to smithereens from space. He's come back from death before but only when he at least had a head. He's never suffered damage to this extent before so it's highly doubtful that he'd come back... I don't think Capcom will continue the Zero series- hell I hope they don't, so far it's the only MM series they have completed. Also they would have to come up with an explanation as to how Zero comes back- which would probably just makes things ugly and over complicated unless they want to through in the capricious dragon balls of Rockman.   

Personally, I don't want him to come back, I like him as a character but I think he's suffered enough and he needs to stay dead with the Zero series. I loved the games probably as much as anyone who enjoyed them did but I like to see things completed. I'm content with the ending present. Trouble often brews when series never end.

[ASR]

so far it's the only MM series they have completed

*ahem* Battle Network.

[preventerWIND]

And ZX, oh, I didn't mention that? Yeah, the chances of a third ZX game is VERY slim. Instead they're releasing a gigamix album of ZX and ZXA with new artwork and drama tracks.

It's no ZX3, but it's something to be enjoyed(slightly)..



Heres some info on the track list.

[Rama Olendris]

so far it's the only MM series they have completed

*ahem* Battle Network.

Whoops, my bad. Forgot about that.

I was going on which series really felt -done-.

[ChaosVortex]

I look at Battle Network as a funny series.

Just because it was completely fine and full of life at the beginning. Later, it's seen screaming bloody murder as Capcom violates it to death. And NOW that it's dead, they insist on humping the corpse: Starforce.

[TheRedPriest]

I like him as a character but I think he's suffered enough and he needs to stay dead with the Zero series.

The only suffering he had was being PUT in the Zero series.  And as a character?  Zero had all the personality of a corpse in MMZ.  There will not be a tear shed if they never go back to that awful, awful mistake of a series.

Mind you blown to SPACE DUST or not, he's a happy elf bio metal whatever the ##### in ZX.  But by then is there any point in even TRYING to keep a congruent plot (especially when it's already rotting more than 2 week old hamburger on the floor)?

I submit the answer is "no".

[Rama Olendris]

I submit the answer is "no".

Word.

[ChaosVortex]

I like the ZX series. Maybe not love it, but I enjoyed it.

However, if there was anything I disliked about it that really stuck out, it was the plot. That ##### is corny and dull as hell. It's like, playing a video game version of a ripped off anime.

"I'ma 14-year old kid that all of a sudden gets special powers and decides to use them to save the world. Not to mention my friends. I love my friends. FRIENDSHIP POWAAAAAH!"

"IT'S A GUNDAAAAAM!!"

[NovaMan XP]

All the friendship power ##### in MegaMan is starting to get old.

[Mikero]

I like how when X dies he explodes, no matter what killed him. Big giant laser, big crazy blade, ... spike...

But Zero, not so much.

[ASR]

Zero likes to stay topical.

[TheRedPriest]

It's because X runs of highly combustable HYDROGEN fuel whereas Zero runs on much safer petrol.

[ASR]

How many miles to the gallon, respectively?

[Mikero]

It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder.
You're bundled up now? Wait 'til you get older.
But the MEGA MEN beg to differ,
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture.

[ASR]

Remember those Hit Clips things? Those little stereo-shaped keyrings with music cartridges you could buy? I used to have one for that song, and now I'm on a quest to find it.