It be talk like a pirate day!

[Winged Warrior]

AR! Maties!

Any of you land lubbers talking like a pirate yet?

Ar! I be saying bootie all day.

GALLOWS!

[Slugkid]

It's talk like a pirate day, not type like a pirate day. Yeah.
Also, no. Because there's no such day on Southamerica. Awesome, right?

[Johncarllos]

Yarrr.

[Mikero]

I only do "the pirate" to girls.

It's talk like a pirate day, not type like a pirate day. Yeah.
Also, no. Because there's no such day on Southamerica. Awesome, right?

On Southamerica, sure. But what about in South America?

[Slugkid]

I'm pretty sure there isn't pirate talk day on South America either.

[ASR]

There isn't one "on" North America either, it's just losers making up stuff on Facebook.

[AlexThePenguin]

Talk Like a Pirate Day has been around longer than Facebook.

[Mikero]

SO HAS FACES AND BOOKS BUT NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THEM ANYMORE.

[ASR]

There is also a Talk Like A Ninja Day but nobody knows when it is on account of it being so stealthy!

[Slugkid]

Basically, you don't talk?

[ASR]

You just don't get caught talking!

[Slugkid]

If you get caught, you are not a ninja, sir.