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Lunchebox
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« on: 2 October 2009, 11:03:38 »


>You wake in a box of some sort.
>The last thing you remember is reading the Stranger, loving it, and complaining about South Park
>It smells like Pine in here.
>What do you do?
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #1 on: 2 October 2009, 15:15:56 »
>Feel around the inside of the box for any clues.
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« Reply #2 on: 2 October 2009, 17:16:38 »
>punch a wall
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« Reply #3 on: 2 October 2009, 17:18:03 »
>Pull a Cris Angel
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« Reply #4 on: 2 October 2009, 21:11:38 »
: Johncarllos   2 October 2009, 15:15:56
>Feel around the inside of the box for any clues.



>It feels like you're in a goddamn coffin. Great detective work, Sherlock, got anymore bright ideas?

: ASR   2 October 2009, 17:16:38
>punch a wall



>You punch the top wall and hurt your hand, Nice work, Rocky Marciano, I mean, it's not like there was enough room to maneuver in the first place, but you still manage to hurt yourself. Wait a a second, you think that punch might have knocked something loose on top of the coffin.

: ChaosVortex   2 October 2009, 17:18:03
>Pull a Cris Angel



You feel around the ol' inventory for some make-up and hair product when you remember you're NOT a little girl.
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ASR
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« Reply #5 on: 2 October 2009, 21:47:19 »
>check your PG-Rated Samuel L. Jackson Wallet for clues
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« Reply #6 on: 3 October 2009, 00:00:36 »
: ASR   2 October 2009, 21:47:19
>check your PG-Rated Samuel L. Jackson Wallet for clues



>You have fifteen Wily Funbux, A MMM ID (Such a handsome guy) that's about to expire, bank card (to a bank account that has $0.02 in it), an assortment of business cars... hey, I just need to buy four more #2s from this place, and I can get one free! Anyway, no clues. That was pointless.
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« Reply #7 on: 3 October 2009, 01:01:37 »
>drive business car to safety
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #8 on: 3 October 2009, 02:15:20 »
> Pull a Beatrix Kiddo and punch the ##### out of the coffin until it breaks
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« Reply #9 on: 3 October 2009, 02:18:48 »
Top of the coffin has been knocked loose?

>push upwards and to the side to get the lid off the coffin, after putting on gas mask to prevent dirt breathing.
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« Reply #10 on: 3 October 2009, 02:24:15 »
>you're all alone, this is the perfect time to utilize that reading material
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Mikero
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« Reply #11 on: 3 October 2009, 02:26:40 »
>Shawty get loose!
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Lunchebox
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« Reply #12 on: 3 October 2009, 03:00:26 »
: ASR   3 October 2009, 01:01:37
>drive business car to safety
: preventerWIND   3 October 2009, 02:15:20
> Pull a Beatrix Kiddo and punch the ##### out of the coffin until it breaks
: Mikero   3 October 2009, 02:26:40
>Shawty get loose!



>Unknown command!

: Johncarllos   3 October 2009, 02:18:48
Top of the coffin has been knocked loose?

>push upwards and to the side to get the lid off the coffin, after putting on gas mask to prevent dirt breathing.



>Well... Here we go.



>Well... That was easy... now what?
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #13 on: 3 October 2009, 03:08:04 »
> Throw pokeball
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« Reply #14 on: 3 October 2009, 03:21:21 »
: preventerWIND   3 October 2009, 03:08:04
> Throw pokeball



>>You don't have one.
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« Reply #15 on: 3 October 2009, 03:36:36 »
>drive business card to safety
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« Reply #16 on: 3 October 2009, 05:52:25 »
>Get back into the coffin. It was warm in there.
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« Reply #17 on: 3 October 2009, 05:53:40 »
>Kick the wall to make sure it's real.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #18 on: 3 October 2009, 06:01:32 »
##### I figured undergroundyness.

>Add 50lb object to inventory.
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« Reply #19 on: 3 October 2009, 16:25:16 »
>Put the gas mask back on because it makes you feel cool.
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Mikero
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« Reply #20 on: 4 October 2009, 00:42:58 »
Maybe he just passed out at a gasmasquerade.
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Lunchebox
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« Reply #21 on: 4 October 2009, 23:32:07 »
: ASR   3 October 2009, 03:36:36
>drive business card to safety
: ChaosVortex   3 October 2009, 05:52:25
>Get back into the coffin. It was warm in there.
: NovaMan XP   3 October 2009, 05:53:40
>Kick the wall to make sure it's real.
: Johncarllos   3 October 2009, 06:01:32
##### I figured undergroundyness.

>Add 50lb object to inventory.
: Captain Sanoguchi   3 October 2009, 16:25:16
>Put the gas mask back on because it makes you feel cool.



>What is this? Get serious! Someone did this to you! YOU! Don't they realize who you are? Sound and fury and fire! It's time to take risks, make mistakes, and get DANGEROUS! They have got to learn... When you play with fire, you're gonna get...



... burned?



Huh. No fire. Well THAT can't be good.
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« Reply #22 on: 5 October 2009, 00:24:15 »
>Inspect/attack security camera
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« Reply #23 on: 5 October 2009, 01:37:45 »
>throw 50 lb object at wall.
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« Reply #24 on: 5 October 2009, 03:37:47 »
>It was Sano who did the deed. Break the 4th wall, go into his text adventure, and make him suffer.
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« Reply #25 on: 5 October 2009, 04:07:37 »
Damn it, I was already planning on that.
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Lunchebox
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« Reply #26 on: 5 October 2009, 05:11:42 »
: preventerWIND   5 October 2009, 00:24:15
>Inspect/attack security camera
: Johncarllos   5 October 2009, 01:37:45
>throw 50 lb object at wall.



>Well, you know what they say... Two birds...



>ONE STONE!

: ChaosVortex   5 October 2009, 03:37:47
>It was Sano who did the deed. [unintelligible gibberish] make him suffer.



>Not a bad idea... BUT FIRST! I need to find him...
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ASR
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« Reply #27 on: 5 October 2009, 05:59:03 »
It was that hard for you to pick up a 50 pound object? WUSS.
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #28 on: 5 October 2009, 06:06:15 »
I almost CURL that much.
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« Reply #29 on: 5 October 2009, 06:26:01 »
I have to bend down and pick it up.
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NovaMan XP
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« Reply #30 on: 5 October 2009, 06:27:44 »
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can't just pick it up like it's cheese or something. Also it doesn't have a handle or anything to wrap your hands around on it, so that makes it harder to pick up (maybe).

>Inspect door because it's a door.
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« Reply #31 on: 5 October 2009, 18:19:45 »
>Listen at door
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White Shadow
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« Reply #32 on: 6 October 2009, 07:13:10 »
>Find me. I've got a gun you could borrow.
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« Reply #33 on: 7 October 2009, 08:28:31 »
: preventerWIND   5 October 2009, 06:06:15
I almost CURL that much.

Yes, your head is heavy. We get it. Stop bragging.
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« Reply #34 on: 9 October 2009, 01:28:31 »
: NovaMan XP   5 October 2009, 06:27:44
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can't just pick it up like it's cheese or something. Also it doesn't have a handle or anything to wrap your hands around on it, so that makes it harder to pick up (maybe).

>Inspect door because it's a door.



>Well... it LOOKS like a door...



>It SMELLS like a door...

: TheRedPriest   5 October 2009, 18:19:45
>Listen at door



>It even SOUNDS like a door...

: White Shadow   6 October 2009, 07:13:10
>Find me. I've got a gun you could borrow.

>And with that, you conclude it's a door with no traps or locking mechanisms. YOu might as well, step out, find your German friend, borrow his gun, and shoot Sano. Well, here we go...



>... The door creaks open, and the air goes cold.



>You stare out into the bleak hallway, and are suddenly overcome with the feeling that things...



>... just got real.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #35 on: 9 October 2009, 01:50:45 »
OH#####
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« Reply #36 on: 9 October 2009, 02:48:23 »
>Say "##### just got real" in your best Martin Lawrence impression. ('Cause when are you gonna get another chance?)
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« Reply #37 on: 9 October 2009, 03:01:39 »
>Cautiously approach the shadowy figure.
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« Reply #38 on: 9 October 2009, 03:17:09 »
You're assuming HE'S seen the shadowy figure!
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« Reply #39 on: 9 October 2009, 03:27:54 »
>Inspect dead body, or sleeping zombie
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« Reply #40 on: 9 October 2009, 03:33:49 »
>wear sombrero
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #41 on: 9 October 2009, 03:38:52 »
>Stop drawing comics so much better than me!

I'm in a cartooning class right now.
I wish I had stuff of this quality to turn in. Mine is kinda poop.
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« Reply #42 on: 9 October 2009, 03:44:01 »
Are you in a cartooning class right now at 10:43PM EST or are you just currently enrolled in one?

Because if it's the first one then pay attention to your teacher stop browsing the internet! and if it's the second one then that is pretty cool! Also the second one applies to the first one also.
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« Reply #43 on: 9 October 2009, 03:49:24 »
Only one of my teachers lets me on my computer during class.
Cartooning is just an hour each week, lots of fun though.
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« Reply #44 on: 9 October 2009, 03:53:14 »
I could try composing something like Lunche's work if I tried, but I still wonder how Mike does it.
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« Reply #45 on: 9 October 2009, 04:00:46 »
I could try YOU if I tried.
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« Reply #46 on: 9 October 2009, 04:12:15 »
>take zombie
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« Reply #47 on: 9 October 2009, 04:33:00 »
>put cadaver head in inventory
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« Reply #48 on: 9 October 2009, 04:45:13 »
: ChaosVortex   9 October 2009, 03:53:14
I could try composing something like Lunche's work if I tried, but I still wonder how Mike does it.

Time in direct proportion to effort.

Definitely put up your work from class, John.
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« Reply #49 on: 9 October 2009, 17:04:30 »
I would think so, but it's still amazing stuff.
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