Does anyone know how Gaia Sword works?

[preventerWIND]

 :'(

[Mikero]

That's the face she made.

[preventerWIND]

I can't even keep track anymore.. you were talking about Mike's mother, right ASR?

[ASR]

...I didn't know we were talking about mothers.

[preventerWIND]

Thats right, we were talking about Gaia Sword fellas.. so does anyone know how it works?

I BET IT WORKS LIKE ASRS MOT- wait..

[Lunchebox]

This is now my favorite thread.

[ASR]

This topic really needs to be closed.

HEY REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO ALWAYS DISAGREE WITH YURI


LET'S KEEP DOING IT

[Mikero]

Yuri is sexually attracted to fire ants. No one cares about that kid.

I can't even keep track anymore.. you were talking about Mike's mother, right ASR?

No. Don't be stupid.

[ASR]

Mike would have killed me before I even finished the thought "Talking about Mike's mom is probably a bad idea."

[Mikero]

She'd probably erase your existence. I am born of mother Nature and father Time.

Batman: "My parents are dead!"
Hellboy: "My parents are the devil and a witch!"
Starman: "My dad is Starman!"
Mikero: "My mom is creation & existence and my dad is the fourth dimension."

[ASR]

...you were adopted.

[Mikero]

No. There are clear reasons why it seems like I'm so much faster than everyone, I sift time. You don't have the time to get to me because I literally took it away. And why I can manipulate some elements of my environment to hide myself. For instance, I never slip on wet or ice. I don't get cold, and I can drown because I can't control air at all, but it's still takes a while longer than most. Total genetics. Duh.

[ASR]

No, your TRUE parents are the New Year's Baby and Mother Goose.

Which at least accounts for the sifting of time. Sort of.

[Mikero]

New Year's Baby is an urban myth and Mother Goose is an attic ghost and is thus barren. Dumbass.

[ASR]

So what does that make you?

[preventerWIND]

Apparently a ninja.

[Mikero]

They have to take on human form to do the dew, so their respective powers were dulled. And my powers are dulled (as I'm clearly biracial) passed down from the dulled versions of their powers. It's science.

[ASR]

But just a minute ago you said it was genetics!

IS IT SCIENCE OR IS IT GENETICS

[Lunchebox]

But just a minute ago you said it was genetics!

IS IT SCIENCE OR IS IT GENETICS

GENETICS IS A SCIENCE!

[Mikero]

He's not thinking 4th dimensionally. I do, obviously. But it happens with his kind... You know the type... People who's parents are a green Planetoid and a half-Chupacabra half-Mongolian fire snake.

[ASR]

I KNOW IT'S A SCIENCE BUT LIKE I'M ASKING LIKE IF IT'S A SQUARE OR A RECTANGLE

BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU CAN BE MORE SPECIFIC

ALSO MY MOM IS A BLUE PLANETOID, NOT GREEN

[Mikero]

I'm talking about your real mom.

[The Man]

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[preventerWIND]

What a ##### head....

[ChaosVortex]

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Welcome to the 2nd page.

[preventerWIND]

Heh, just noticed that.

[White Shadow]

Banned him. Won't be a loss, I guess.

[Chron]

I wish I had seen that before I attempted to reply to bits of his posting.
Oh, well. Thanks, WS.

[The Man]

wait why was i banned?

[ChaosVortex]

For bringing light into our lair.

[The Man]

alirghty then..*quickly closes flashlight* better?

[Lunchebox]

wait why was i banned?

You have post with nothing but #s.

... Wait, why aren't you still banned?

[ChaosVortex]

I think that's what we're all wondering.

Someone didn't shut the coffin all the way.

[The Man]

are you saying you guys dont like me?  :'(

[XJ]

Oh good God.

How do I put this.  You'd be a lot better off if you weren't here on MMM.

Your grammar needs work, and your method of expressing yourself is not what you would expect to see around here.  So go back to the internet, learn the trade, get into an English class, and come back in the distant future.

[The Man]

Wow it's either you all are way too mature for my taste or just way to rude. And don't try calling me immature, cuz i just know how to have a good time. Oh and FYI, im an english MAJOR. this is the internet, moron. let me type the way i want to. So, farewell to the annoying douchebags that treat this "MMM" thing like a job.

You all need to learn to take a joke, learn that not everyone is going to be perfect, and anyone can type how they wish on the INTERNET. *bows*

[ChaosVortex]

Wow it's either you all are way too mature for my taste or just way to rude. And don't try calling me immature, cuz i just know how to have a good time. Oh and FYI, im an english MAJOR. this is the internet, moron. let me type the way i want to.

AAAAAaand this is why you were banned.

This is also why I stop caring about what you say.

[The Man]

Oh get the ##### over it im leaving. for the love of god

[ChaosVortex]

First off, you use a comma after it and capitalize the letter I. There's also an apostrophe right there so it would look like "I'm". You also capitialize "For" and "God" since God is technically a name, unless you're atheist. There's also a missing period at the end there.

But as an English major, I'm sure you knew that well. You no doubt practice this.

... wait.

[XJ]

About damn time.

Ten bucks says that he's gonna post again.

[preventerWIND]

I'll take that bet! Of course, he IS banned so.

GIMME

[Mikero]

Wow it's either you all are way too mature for my taste or just way to rude.

I'm both, wanna play?

God is technically a name, unless you're atheist.

This is not true. It is only a name if you are referring to a god named God. There are many gods. Naturally, however, he WAS referring to such a god and did need to capitalise, but the atheist bit is neither here nor there. An atheist is still a name. I capitalise Santa Claus, but I don't believe he exists (.... anymore ::greedo grin::).

[Abominator]

I don't really understand how he both was and was not banned, but it's fixed now anyway ...

[ChaosVortex]

God is technically a name, unless you're atheist.

This is not true. It is only a name if you are referring to a god named God. There are many gods. Naturally, however, he WAS referring to such a god and did need to capitalise, but the atheist bit is neither here nor there. An atheist is still a name. I capitalise Santa Claus, but I don't believe he exists (.... anymore ::greedo grin:.

I know, it was just a random shot.

[Chron]

I don't really understand how he both was and was not banned, but it's fixed now anyway ...

You deserve a Turkish delight.

[Mikero]

You know that that is also a term for farting while boning, right?

[Chron]

No.
Now that I do, I want to kill everyone who uses it in such a manner.

[Mikero]

Well, I'm sure Abe deserves either type of Turkish Delight.

Then again, there's about 1000 other uses for the term, each more disgusting than the last.