It's Jake's birthday!

[Slugkid]

Happy birthday to that mushroom we all know and love.

Too bad he hasn't been around lately...

[Johncarllos]

It so sad. I miss his.

[ASR]

birthday post

[Vinchenz Rock]

whos jake guys

[ChaosVortex]

He's the guy I poke everyday on Facebook in a poking war that has gone on for over a year, and every time one of us mentions it, someone who overhears it begins to feel the urge to make an obvious sex joke.

[preventerWIND]

Rot in hell, Jake.

[Snare]

I
am
late,
I know
But Jake....
I wanted you
To know that you
Broke my heart, I want
to know why you'd ever do
That to me I thought we were
Going to be friends forever but I
Guess it can't be... If it's something
I said then I am  very sorry my friend.
This  arrow
Will    point
Up...  Up to
Sky  where
I   slumber
completely
still  in  my
SOLITUDE.
You   likely
won't even
see or read
this message
but
Happy birth
day anyway.

Make sure this gets to Jake guys... My time is over... U...uh....MUEOAUASHx

[Jakey]

Aww you guys... ;o;

Sorry I wasn't here to appreciate this. And nice form, Snare. Very equal distribution. Chaos speaks the truth. We totally did that #####. And venty... You're SIMPLY DA BEST. BETTER DEN ALL DUH REST.

In conclusion and summation - I love you peeps to the bone. Thanks for the topic even though I wasn't here. It really causes fungal juice to propagate about my eye sockets.

[TheRedPriest]

And then a plumber in blue tights ate Jake, got big, and jumped off to break things with his face.

It was such a sad end to such a beautiful life...

[Speed Racer]

Jake always has been a natural aphrodisiac.