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[Chron]

Well, no, actually I take it back.

Lord Emon and some of his associates do have lines (although they are speaking a made up language made to sound like Portugese and something else or something).

[Mikero]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Video-Bucks-mascot-tears-ACL-in-knee-from-groin?urn=nba,142557

[ASR]

Animal suits make everything funnier.

[Mikero]

I'd be sad the guy actually got pretty hurt, but he's a Milwakee Buck so he's better off.

[preventerWIND]

2 POINTS! SWISH!

[Majikn]

I wouldn't be anywhere up high if I were ever in an animal suit. The mask probably hinders your vision, he likely couldn't see where he was stepping and it's a freaking basketball net. I hope he learned from that, but I still don't like seeing people get hurt like that.

I read about someone taking, I think, vodka and valium after a one night stand, and woke up with DOMINIQUE carved into him with a star on his back and random scratches all down his arm. He woke up in a pool of his own blood. See, that was stupid. But I saw pictures of the marks and I definitely feel for the guy.

[Mikero]

Well it's his job to do that stuff, he's trained for it. But I guess when the b-ball hit him on the nog' he got disoriented.

[Majikn]

I still think he has the call for judgement for that kind of stuff. I don't think he can lose his job for refusing to put his safety at risk.

Er... well nevermind, an acrobat is a trained professional. So I see your point.

[ASR]

SANK YOU

[Johncarllos]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
He was buggin'

[ChaosVortex]

Huh.

I didn't laugh.

[preventerWIND]

You see Chaos, it's funny because he keeps saying Sank you, and then says "Domi arigato, Mr. Roboto.".

You'll get these things one day..

[ChaosVortex]

Maybe it would've been funnier if I watched the Oscars, but coming from a short clip with little to expect, it's disappointing.

[NovaMan XP]

If you watched the Oscars it would've been funny to you.

But since you DIDN'T, it obviously not make you laugh now, because you know what's gonna happen.

[ChaosVortex]

I'd rather do other worthwhile things in my life.

"Like play Animal Cr-"
"Shut up."

[ASR]

Makes me want to go through all of Seinfeld again.

[preventerWIND]

I'm surprised that I've seen every episode in that video, I guess I've watched more than I thought.

[ChaosVortex]

I only recognized a few.

Again, I just don't find Seinfeld funny.

Only a few bits made me smile, like the coffee-table book. Others that I recognized include "Serenity Now", "Man Hands", and "Double-Dip".

[ASR]

Not so much a video, but there IS a video on the page... ha.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

[Johncarllos]

HOLY CRAP.

I feel bad for the kid.

[ASR]

The video is painful.

"What are you going to do financially?"
"..........what's financially?"

And then the girl laughs.

[Chron]

I see three babies that need to be aborted.

[Mikero]

I'm too disgusted to watch the video. I could barely finish reading the article and I semi-agree with Chron.

The offspring of the two didn't do anything wrong. But maybe it should be aborted too on the chance it'll be as #####ing stupid as it's parents. But that's Nature vs. Nurture and who wants to get into that at a time like this!

When I was 13, 15 year olds and 13 year olds barely talked to each other, let alone date, let alone...

Barf.

Imagine you're 26... and your daughter is 13. Now imagine some sins of the father ##### and you're 26, your daughter is 13 and now she's knocked up. Worse than that, the mother of your kid still looks like a crackhead. Add to that, you're more than likely not even together anymore.

Neither of them can even drive!

I have so many problems with this.

[ChaosVortex]

Adoption sounds like a better option to me.

[preventerWIND]

God damn. What the hell is wrong with those morons? Children having children, it's #####ing absurd. How could they be so stupid? Like what Mike said, kids like that shouldn't be dating whatsoever, and to think they're makin' babies is ridiculous.

[Chron]

Adoption sounds like a better option to me.

Yeah, those parents need to be in a more stable home environment.

... oh wait, you meant the unprecedentedly unfortunate child.
... yeah, that would be the optimal choice.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I've seen this before.

My speculation is that the girl gets off at you-know-what with little boys.

I'm disgusted, but I heard that it's normal in New England for children as young as 13 to start having sex.

The parents were apparently disturbed by the fact that they didn't use any protection and not that he's so young. What disturbs me is that his voice isn't even crackling yet.

[ChaosVortex]

Adoption sounds like a better option to me.

Yeah, those parents need to be in a more stable home environment.

... oh wait, you meant the unprecedentedly unfortunate child.
... yeah, that would be the optimal choice.

Of course.

And once the child is gone, it's like, another chance. Next time, they'll just pull out.

[ASR]

These gave me a laugh.

GREAT SCOTT

EVEN GREATER SCOTT

[Johncarllos]

I like those.

[Chron]

what

The first one: amazing. The second one: needs more Benny Hill theme.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I don't get it.

[ChaosVortex]

First one was great.

Second one, not so much.

[Mikero]

Alfie is such a stupid name. How could someone still called "Alfie" get laid? It makes him sound like he's even younger! I would have thought you'd have to graduate into Alfreddom first.

I swear I saw a movie or something where this happened, and the dad (who was also significantly younger than the mom) just couldn't get how to be a dad. I doubt this kid will either, one it pukes on him or something he could easily get mad and throw it. No, I don't think 13 year-olds are that stupid (mostly), I just think this one is.

God damn. What the hell is wrong with those morons? Children having children, it's #####ing absurd. How could they be so stupid? Like what Mike said, kids like that shouldn't be dating whatsoever, and to think they're makin' babies is ridiculous.

That's not really what I said. I started dating when I was 12. But my point is I was a 12 year-old dating a 12 year-old. The mental difference between someone 13 years-old and someone 15 years-old is colossal.

It's similar to the difference between a 15 year-old and a 20 year-old. From the ages of 13-19 (i.e. "teen years" i.e. the years where puberty is biggest) you go through intense mental changes, people a year apart from each other don't even really relate until in the later part of this (17+). And it continues past that too, as does puberty (at least in males). I'm not the same person I was when I was 20, and I'm not sure I'd get along with teenage me.

Note that in all the pictures of him being "devoted" and "caring" he looks like he's just going through motions. 'Cause he is. He's just doing what he thinks he's supposed to do.

I'm disgusted, but I heard that it's normal in New England for children as young as 13 to start having sex.

This is in England, not New England which is a a Northeast grouping of states in the U.S., and includes such notable places as Boston and some un-notable places like Vermont and MAINE (that's right JC)!





Oh I didn't really find those BTTF things funny. The first one was better but still not funny. The only slightly amusing thing is he keeps wiping his forehead, but bashing said forehead on the wheel a bunch of times in a row kills that.

 I don't like senseless mash ups of movie clips anyway. Well these aren't really "senseless". I get it, mashing up clips to make a whole new sequence. And that can be pretty funny. But not this time.

[ASR]

No, I don't think 13 year-olds are that stupid (mostly)

They are.

[ChaosVortex]

Yeah.

Trust me. They are.

I remember being 13.

If I went back in time and met myself at that age, I would beat the crap out of myself.

[NovaMan XP]

I wouldn't say stupid, I'd say immature.

But... sex at 12? Whaaaa? I don't think I was even thinking about sex when I was 12.

[Mikero]

Who said sex at 12?

Everyone needs to read a bit better, seriously.

[Johncarllos]

The father had sex at age 12.
Became a dad at 13.

[Mikero]

Everyone, including me, needs to read a bit better, seriously.

[Chron]

Actually, it's mostly you.

[preventerWIND]

Weird old guy sings to Misfits lounge music.

I #####ING LOVE IT

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Are Violent Video Games Preparing Kids For The Apocalypse?

[ChaosVortex]

I didn't laugh because there's no way I could believe they were serious.

[Majikn]

Because they totally weren't serious man!

I love it, though it's not like hilarious funny.

Another video by them; "Praise to the wise ones, our robot masters."

Hee hee!

But yeah I didn't want to watch any more than that.

[ChaosVortex]

Yeah, you could just totally smell a vibe that it's an act.

[preventerWIND]

Not to mention it's ONION NEWS NETWORK, which is a joke show.

[ChaosVortex]

I never turn on the TV.

Anyway, it was meh.

[preventerWIND]

INTERNET.

[Chron]

If Fallout 3 has taught me anything about surviving in the post-apocalyptic wasteland, it's that if you don't want to have hit men or vigilantes out on the hunt for you 100% of the time, for every town you save you must murder another.

Oh, and if you meet any mutated tree men, just talk to them because they are funny and really cool guys.