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AlexThePenguin
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« on: 22 February 2011, 21:46:08 »
Since I can't find the old Haiku thread (if it even made it to this version), I'm making a more all-encompassing thread for literate art.

Any kind of poetry is welcome.


I'll start us off:


Windy skies and trees
Bright sunshine and rain, snow, hail
Weather is confused
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #1 on: 23 February 2011, 01:24:54 »
Wingeh and Pengy,
They have mixed up their gametes,
A Baby's coming.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #2 on: 23 February 2011, 08:00:58 »
Kick, kick, punch, backflip
Wriggle, squirm, headbutt, headbutt
It's the Lizzie dance!
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preventerWIND
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« Reply #3 on: 23 February 2011, 23:32:45 »
Roses are red, violets are blue
I #####ing hate haiku's
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« Reply #4 on: 24 February 2011, 21:53:56 »
One, Two, Three-Four-Five
One-Two, Three, Four Five, Six-Seven
I like The Office.
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ASR
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« Reply #5 on: 24 February 2011, 22:32:55 »
Still?
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Jakey
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« Reply #6 on: 24 February 2011, 22:37:43 »
Holly and Michael dude.
I'm a much bigger fan of Community, but I couldn't put it in my haiku.
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« Reply #7 on: 24 February 2011, 23:27:13 »
Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake
Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake Jake
Jake Jake shut the door
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #8 on: 25 February 2011, 01:13:35 »
Snare Snare I'm a bear
I'm a flippin omnivore.
I eat fish and plants.
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Jakey
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« Reply #9 on: 25 February 2011, 01:15:34 »
The name is Johncarll.
My glasses are very pointy.
Screw your opinions.
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Chron
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« Reply #10 on: 25 February 2011, 02:06:38 »
You could try forms other than haiku, please.
I try to count the stress and lull in words...
... but I just can't see rhyme in these.
I guess you all are just a bunch of turds.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #11 on: 25 February 2011, 02:12:59 »
Well I think Chron
Is a bitter old man
Not as bitter as Rez, obviously,
oh and free form poetry sucks
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ASR
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« Reply #12 on: 25 February 2011, 05:11:58 »
: Jakey  24 February 2011, 22:37:43
Holly and Michael dude.
I'm a much bigger fan of Community, but I couldn't put it in my haiku.

The Office is not at its best
I think it should be laid to rest
Michael and Holly, I do agree
Are the only thing I want to see
If it weren't for Community
Parks and Rec and Rock Thirty
I would not be watching NBC
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Slugkid
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« Reply #13 on: 25 February 2011, 15:51:54 »
No haikus found down
Here in southamerica
and that is sucky
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #14 on: 26 February 2011, 10:33:11 »
Haiku was just eating my brain
It was flowing with minimal strain
But now I am stuck
Mind #####-out-of-luck
As my focus goes SWOOSH down the drain

The limerick now, it would seem
Is the focus of unconscious dream
Expression of thought
To keep braincells taut
Is the purpose of this thing, I deem.
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Mikero
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« Reply #15 on: 5 March 2011, 20:16:00 »
Community yes
PRPS
There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest.
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AlexThePenguin
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« Reply #16 on: 6 March 2011, 01:52:48 »
That sound like it hurts
And is down in the dirts
Quite possibly outside a circle of yerts
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« Reply #17 on: 6 March 2011, 23:52:10 »
: Mikero   5 March 2011, 20:16:00
Community yes
PRPS
There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest.

For clarity: The end part of this rhyme is from that Interior Crocodile Alligator "rap song" by Chip Tha Ripper what one could should look up on youtube.
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« Reply #18 on: 23 March 2011, 18:46:02 »
Cheap Viagra pills
I swear I am not a bot
who wants Viagra?
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