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TheRedPriest
Matrix Marine
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« Reply #179 on: 16 March 2008, 16:25:00 » |
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Dr. Wily, how long can a person chew a piece of gum before it ceases to exist?
- "Ach, you are as bad as zee children who ask "how many licks does eet take to get to zee center of zee tootsie pop". Eet es scientifically impossible to determine such a zhing. Vhat do I look like, un Owl vith zee cap und monocle?" Dr. Wily, will you play me in Pogs?
- "Vas es zhis? You vish me to waste mien valuable time throwing cardboard circles at each other? I haff ze ultimate plan to rule zee vurld to complete. However, zince I am ze caring type I vill send over Metal Man. He can throw ze discs at you, cha?" Dr.Wily, what's your opinion on same sex marriages?
- "Gott in Himmel! I leave ze politics to ze politicians, cha? But if you vant to marry ze man, zhen do vhat ever floats your boat." Dr.Wily, why do bad things happen to good people?
- "Zhey don't. If ze bad zhing happens zhen zhey are bad, obviously." Obama or Clinton, Dr.Wily?
- "Ach, I am ze registered independent. I shall be casting mien vote for the only candidate vith ze answers to all our problems: Congress Man." How often do you bathe, Doc?
- "Ach, I am German, not French you twit! For such an insult I zhall be sure your house is ze first to fall under the reign of mien new Robot Masters."
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TheRedPriest
Matrix Marine
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« Reply #189 on: 22 March 2008, 00:31:59 » |
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Dr. Wily, if you were captured, hypothetically, and forced to watch a television show as a form of torture, which show would kill you first?
- "Ach, zee von vith zee knife zhat zhoots out off zee screen, cha?" And if you had to perform in a certain torturous gameshow, would it be this one?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6lF32zoAo3w
- "Zhat's vhat zee Mega Man 5 Robot Master are for, cha?" Dear Dr. Wily:
Ready to Tanqueray?
- "If by Tanqueray you mean "Take over zee vurld", zhen cha, I am." Who will win the Final Four, Dr. Wily?
- "Guts Man." Dr. Wily, what do you have to say to those who spell your name as "Dr. Wiley"?
- "Nothing. No von who has spelled mein name like zhat ess still alive." Doc, have you ever thought about settling down, finding a nice Mrs., having some kids, and living out the rest of your life in peace with society?
- "Ach, off course mein boy. Und I still plan to do zhat. Right after I CRUSH ZHAT INFERNAL MEGA MAN UND TAKE OVER ZEE VURLD!!!!!!!! WAH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!" Dr. Wily, who is your biggest crush?
- "Hard Man. He can compact und crush over 400 metric tons. Compare zhat to "Guts" Man who can only compact und crush over 379 metric tons. Und zhey zay Thomas ess zee vurld's greatest Robotisist.
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