The Introduction Thread

[Vinchenz Rock]

lol srsly

[Orange Devil]

Although... feeding the troll is fun...

Hey, "sup" "xchaosvortexx" and whatever other account you made to try and fit in here and failed:

Calling us losers means nothing coming from you. While sitting around and talking about Megaman and Video games might seem like a waste of time, I can think of something worse. Someone who spends all of their time making fake accounts and trying to spam us. Because honestly, you aren't good enough to fit in here. You are one step lower than the losers.

I'm sorry that Mommy doesn't hug you, I really am. But you probably sit at home all day wishing that you had friends, but instead of using affirmation from others to make yourself feel good you go out and attempt to attack the easy targets.  Well I got news for you pal. This isn't 4chan, and you aren't Anonymous.

It's funny, you call us losers for talking about Megaman. How did you find this place? A google search for "Man Matrix Mega" perhaps? Somehow I doubt that. Keep making fun of us, while in actuality, you are dissing yourself and we all know it.

CONGRADALASHINS! U R A REEL INTERNET BADASS!



I miss this, guys.

[Abominator]

If anyone else is "missing this" and has decided to create multiple accounts for fun, as I suspect, they can prepare to exit MMM.

[preventerWIND]

Are they all the same I.P address, Abe?

[TheRedPriest]

Wouldn't YOU like to know...

[preventerWIND]

What're you gettin' at y'old coot!?

[TheRedPriest]

Wouldn't YOU like to know...

[preventerWIND]

Eh.. uh.. um uh.. egh...


YER OLD! ;;>.>

[Johncarllos]

the senility is getting to the old man.....

[ChaosVortex]

Abe just PMed me their IPs.

I was on a school computer at the time. They're all, as he said, "akin" to mine. This is most likely some douchebag in the class. If true, then this is somewhat my fault.

I don't know if I should log onto the school computer now. Then again, I wonder if I can get the teacher to check the history of all the computers.

In anycase, if I do log in and there is a suspicious account tommorow made between 9-10:42 AM, I'll be looking around.

EDIT: Abe, if you're suspecting it's me, I swear to God I wouldn't even attempt to think about this.

[Majikn]

So they'll go online during class and read that post and then look around for people looking around, and both of you will look each other in the eye, and say "You." in a contemptuous tone and you'll both draw laser pointers and aim it at each other's eyes while you're both saying "OW! OW! STOPPIT! YOU STOPPIT!"
And then the lasers will cross streams and destroy the universe.

[ChaosVortex]

If this happens again, I'll just ask the teacher to block this site, and that'll be the end to that.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

So, it's not just Yuri?

[Abominator]

If this happens again, I'll just ask the teacher to block this site, and that'll be the end to that.

Well, chances are you'll have a hard time logging in from your school anyway since a handful of those IPs are now banned anyway.

[Mikero]

I like how people think they matter.

[ChaosVortex]

If this happens again, I'll just ask the teacher to block this site, and that'll be the end to that.

Well, chances are you'll have a hard time logging in from your school anyway since a handful of those IPs are now banned anyway.

OK. Sounds good, I guess.

If anyone wants to see what they sent me, I still have them. They spammed like, ten messages, and I never deleted them for evidence.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I'm not really interested in the messages themselves, just the general context.

[Orange Devil]

I like how people think they matter.

That was the beauty of those guys that "Hacked" Mchat awhile back.

Posted on: 26 March 2008, 14:37:22

Abe just PMed me their IPs.

I was on a school computer at the time. They're all, as he said, "akin" to mine. This is most likely some douchebag in the class. If true, then this is somewhat my fault.

I don't know if I should log onto the school computer now. Then again, I wonder if I can get the teacher to check the history of all the computers.

In anycase, if I do log in and there is a suspicious account tommorow made between 9-10:42 AM, I'll be looking around.

EDIT: Abe, if you're suspecting it's me, I swear to God I wouldn't even attempt to think about this.

Is this their attempt at "picking on you"? Because if it is, they're lame, and I'm sorry that you have to deal with that crap.

[ChaosVortex]

Oh yeah, my friend said he knows which people did it. I told him the same thing, that this was a real poor attempt.

Sano's "love letter" was more creative than this crap.

Posted on: 26 March 2008, 19:19:50

I'm not really interested in the messages themselves, just the general context.

Well, I'll PM quotes of all of them for anyone who asks for a laugh, but if you want a summary...

*opens another window and reads*

[spoiler]
TOPIC > OMFGG
xchaosvortexx: "hello sexy babyyyy i luv you  " etc.

TOPIC> (No subject)
Sup: Sup bro

OMG 4 CHAN 4 LYFE!!!!!!!!!

ANON OWNS YOU!!! 

4Chan>You
4Chan>You
4Chan>You etc.

TOPIC> i#####edyomom!!!!!! alot! so much she was all like
lolinternets: [a little innappropriate to post. A lot of vulgar]

TOPIC> oww it hurts, and i said take it you mother #####er
lolinternets: [A little innappropriate to post. A lot of vulgar, crude mental images]

TOPIC> ##### a duck/duck a ##### 
lolinternets: [Insert URL to a topic in the forum] (The link doesn't work, so I assume Abe deleted it).[/spoiler]

[Orange Devil]

Ah, this is some Anonymous guy who thinks he's an XCORE hacker because he figured out how to make more than one account.

[ChaosVortex]

According to my friend, it's "more than one guy".

Besides, Abe PMed me all their IPs. There's three of them. If one person switched to two other computers just to pick on someone in the same room over the internet, then I'm just in awe.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I'm just going to take a shot in the dark and say Queegesoomy is another one of CV's friends.

[Teelio]

Oh, babycakes.

[ASR]

for evidence.

I laughed right about there.

[ChaosVortex]

Couldn't think of a better word at the moment. I think "laughs" would've been better. I originally thought it was Yuri, 'cause he did say he didn't like me.

[ASR]

I was picturing you as a small child in an oversized Sherlock Holmes-esque grey detective get-up, holding up some printed e-mails in one hand and a magnifying glass in the other, trying to explain to everyone why this evidence is so very serious and important.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I was picturing you as a small child in an oversized Sherlock Holmes-esque grey detective get-up, holding up some printed e-mails in one hand and a magnifying glass in the other, trying to explain to everyone why this evidence is so very serious and important.

I pictured this myself and lol'd.

Everyone should picture this. EVERYONE.

[ChaosVortex]

I find it funnier when Phoenix Wright themed.

"So. Mr Wright. Care to explain how this is relevant?"

*opens up court records*

See... she typed.. "i luv you babyyy". Apparently, this person is my so called "girlfriend", but she never gave a proper introduction when she joined nor mentioned me. Now... think about it.

*slams desk*

THAT. DOES NOT. MAKE SENSE.

[ASR]

If it were Phoenix Wright themed we'd have to deal with Psyche Locks and channeled spirits and all that funky legal mumbo-jumbo so let's pass.

[Nobody]

So, yeah... I'm new and stuff. Not really sure what to say...

I've been a fan of Mega Man ever since I was a little kid. I remember playing the old NES games on my tiny black and white TV. That sucked a bit. Even now that my old NES works again, it just doesn't feel the same in color. XD

I like other stuff, though: anime, manga, video games (obviously), readings, writing, and drawing.

[preventerWIND]

Y'know what they say, nobody is perfect.

...

OH #####


Anyway, welcome, enjoy your stay pal.

[ASR]

Welcome to town, holmes. You'll last.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Hiiiiiiiiiay!~
I'm the Sano, I pretty much run things around here. 'Cause everyone looks up to and respects me. So yeah, you should just keep doin' what you're doin' and stay on my good side and you'll be just fine. M'kay?

Also, the whole 'hair over one eye' thing is my schtick, so you'll have to find a new schtick of your own.

[ASR]

Who let him out?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

After ten thousand years I'm free!
It's time to conquer Earth!

[ASR]

"Well, #####."

I'm getting used to posting that.

[Orange Devil]

Hi. I'm me. Welcome. Stay.

Ignore Sano.

Don't be scared if you happen to see shirtless drunk men running around holding *giant banannas*

[Abominator]

Hello there, new chap.

[ChaosVortex]

Welcome.

Ha. Now we have Someguy and Nobody.

[Nobody]

Thanks for the welcome, everyone. Wow... So Sano's still here, is he? He's a funny little boy. XD

[preventerWIND]

Ah, so you've been here before eh!?


WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS PERSON!?

[Majikn]

There WAS a person here with that same name in the past. That's all I know.

Yeah hi.

[ChaosVortex]

Yeah it rang a bell, but then again I thought, "There must be a million Nobodys on the internet...".

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Thanks for the welcome, everyone. Wow... So Sano's still here, is he? He's a funny little boy. XD

I have two options.
I can either, 'A', complain about that and state that I am a man, or, 'B', I can be thankful you didn't call me a girl like everyone else does from time to time.

[Aresian]

Thanks for the welcome, everyone. Wow... So Sano's still here, is he? He's a funny little boy. XD

I have two options.
I can either, 'A', complain about that and state that I am a man, or, 'B', I can be thankful you didn't call me a girl like everyone else does from time to time.

You're such a pretty little girl. Daddy's proud of you. *hugs* ^_^

Welcome aboard Nobody. >_>

[Johncarllos]

Hey Ares, haven't seen you in a while...


Welcome nobody.
You seem to fit it.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

You're such a pretty little girl. Daddy's proud of you. *hugs* ^_^

Don't test me, I'm on my period... And I'm still not a girl.

[MOX]

welcome 

[Mikero]

The only seventeen year-olds that I will consider men and not boys live in 3rd world nations, or are serving their mandatory time in the Iraqi military, or are victims of current genocide, or other such things and are NOT middle to upper class american teens.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I DUN CAR!!1