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« on: 12 December 2007, 11:01:21 »


GO GO GADGET THREAD!
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« Reply #1 on: 12 December 2007, 11:13:49 »
His stash of Ashe p0rn.
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« Reply #2 on: 12 December 2007, 11:31:45 »
[spoiler]How incestuous![/spoiler]
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« Reply #3 on: 12 December 2007, 11:33:11 »
No wonder he's smiling.
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« Reply #4 on: 12 December 2007, 11:33:49 »
Why else do you think he made her in his image.

He's vain and want's to fap to himself in female form.
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« Reply #5 on: 12 December 2007, 13:11:00 »
I love you all.

Well, I don't care for Panda much yet. But you know what I mean.

Epic discussion is epic! This is ZX world, so wouldn't the book be like... able to project holographic and dare I say, interactive images? >_>
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« Reply #6 on: 12 December 2007, 13:34:04 »
*tear* :(
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« Reply #7 on: 12 December 2007, 13:42:27 »
You're all wrong.
It's a recipe for peanut butter fudge cookies.

Albert was hungry on the day that picture was taken so he had that cookbook with him.

The reason it's so big is because the recipe makes a lot of cookies, and they had to make room for the numbers because scientific notation is lost knowledge.

To think he'd have porn of Ashe in there...
... much less holographic porn. You all sadden me.

you could have said aile and i would have been like "yeah, ok" but noooooo
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« Reply #8 on: 12 December 2007, 14:52:49 »
By looking at it you can only identify one big seam where the pages are. Theres a chance the book is a secret compartment.. to hide the actual cookies Chron has been talking about. And of course, gay-grey-pr0n. Seriously, he has a pedo-smile

[spoiler] he made Grey to be his succesor? My ass more like his butt-slave [/spoiler]

And thats the way the peanut butter fudge cookie crumbles.
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« Reply #9 on: 12 December 2007, 15:48:11 »
Pfftttt incest is the best and Albert intends to put it to the test.

Just the same, we all know that ZX world is so advanced that interactive holographic porn is SO believeable.

Though I could go for some cookies.
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« Reply #10 on: 12 December 2007, 21:07:34 »
IT'S THE BOOK OF RAGE!

+10 Wily funbux to the first person to get that.
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« Reply #11 on: 12 December 2007, 21:39:49 »
Doesn't look like the book from Johnny Quest.
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« Reply #12 on: 12 December 2007, 21:49:53 »
Damnit, I knew it was from a cartoon I used to watch.

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« Reply #13 on: 12 December 2007, 22:02:18 »
: ChaosVortex  12 December 2007, 21:39:49
Doesn't look like the book from Johnny Quest.

That's because it's in QUEST WORLD.

Anyway, enjoy your spoils

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« Reply #14 on: 14 December 2007, 04:38:52 »
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« Reply #15 on: 15 December 2007, 16:26:19 »
You wish.
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« Reply #16 on: 15 December 2007, 17:53:53 »

Hey Albert, my book is better than YOURS!
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« Reply #17 on: 16 December 2007, 06:49:24 »
I wish I was here earlier, I got the ref. But I got some WFB in the last incarnation of the board so I'm not broke ('fer now).

Anyway that picture of Albert weirds me out hardcore. His head and shoulders (insert shampoo pun) work fine but he is misproportioned after that. His whole body is like 4 heads tall but he appears to be a grown man.
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« Reply #18 on: 19 December 2007, 02:40:15 »
About 6 heads tall. Though I see exactly what you mean. Now that you point it out, it's bothering me. I always thought of him as super-tall.
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« Reply #19 on: 19 December 2007, 02:44:08 »
5! 5 heads! AH! AH! AH!
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« Reply #20 on: 19 December 2007, 02:46:48 »
Ohdeargod.
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« Reply #21 on: 19 December 2007, 08:25:01 »
I recounted before I saw that image and got 5, yeah. And nice Count reference.

Anyway...

Character Designing 101; Old man Mikero sez:
1-2 heads tall is reserved for impish fun characters (Nosyarg Kcid, Teen Titans).
2-4 is for children and cute characters. (Mickey Mouse, Disney).
5-6 is for funny characters (Bugs Bunny, Looney Tunes).
7-8 is for superheroes and main characters (Superheroes. I just said it.).
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« Reply #22 on: 1 January 2008, 20:00:41 »
You counted all the heads. lolol
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« Reply #23 on: 1 January 2008, 20:18:24 »
That's just dumb, not even funny.
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« Reply #24 on: 1 January 2008, 20:31:12 »
So Albert is funny.
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« Reply #25 on: 1 January 2008, 20:48:57 »
Please. You're -all- wrong. It's plainly obvious that the book is full of stuff that Wily left behind! D:<
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« Reply #26 on: 1 January 2008, 21:02:20 »
Dr Wily's secret H stash?
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« Reply #27 on: 1 January 2008, 21:12:40 »
Of Aile and Ashe! Somehow!
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« Reply #28 on: 1 January 2008, 22:18:17 »
As is Prarie and Atlas I guess...throw in Pandora.
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« Reply #29 on: 1 January 2008, 22:24:47 »
Who knew Albert was into that.
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« Reply #30 on: 1 January 2008, 23:40:16 »
: yuri   1 January 2008, 20:00:41
You counted all the heads. lolol

What?
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« Reply #31 on: 2 January 2008, 01:19:31 »
: yuri   1 January 2008, 22:24:47
Who knew Albert was into that.

:: raises hand ::
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« Reply #32 on: 2 January 2008, 01:41:12 »
: Xero   1 January 2008, 22:18:17
As is Prarie and Atlas I guess...throw in Pandora.
Ewwwwwwwwwww...

Sorry, but I prefer my women with a vagina.
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« Reply #33 on: 2 January 2008, 01:42:19 »
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« Reply #34 on: 2 January 2008, 01:44:39 »
I don't know ZXA so I just googled this Atlas person.

Looks like a man, if it's not.
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« Reply #35 on: 2 January 2008, 01:45:54 »
Atlas is female. Apparently.
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« Reply #36 on: 2 January 2008, 02:13:32 »
Grossssssssssssssssssseeeeedd ddoooouuuuuuuuuuuuttttt.
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« Reply #37 on: 2 January 2008, 03:46:59 »
She is the manliest woman I've seen in a game.
She has smaller tits than the kid with Lx.
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« Reply #38 on: 2 January 2008, 03:49:02 »
But that kids a gu- OOOH! I see what you did there.
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« Reply #39 on: 2 January 2008, 04:12:43 »
: preventerWIND   2 January 2008, 01:41:12
: Xero   1 January 2008, 22:18:17
As is Prarie and Atlas I guess...throw in Pandora.
Ewwwwwwwwwww...

Sorry, but I prefer my women with a vagina.

Looks like that's not on the world filter anymore.

: Mikero   2 January 2008, 02:13:32
Grossssssssssssssssssseeeeeddddoooouuuuuuuuuuuuttttt.

Yeah, after you beat Atlas, you get her data.

And I was thinking she was a man, but apparently, Model A says "Transform into that Atlas lady!"

I was all like "What the HEEEEELLLLL..."
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« Reply #40 on: 2 January 2008, 04:25:10 »
The manual says 'she.'
There were 'she's' for her thrown around here and there too. Very odd..
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« Reply #41 on: 2 January 2008, 04:27:34 »
You don't even need the manual, just some common sense and a decent attention span. That little rock the game calls a live metal literally says "lady".
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« Reply #42 on: 2 January 2008, 04:29:19 »
Maybe her true origin is what's in Albert's book?

Or perhaps is the novel adaptation of the R. Kelly sex video.
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« Reply #43 on: 2 January 2008, 04:30:21 »
Right, but I looked in the manual before I played.
It makes it so I can skip all the opening cutscenes without worry, then I realized they were anime :D
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« Reply #44 on: 20 January 2008, 19:44:44 »
The voices in that game were so lame.
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« Reply #45 on: 20 January 2008, 19:47:00 »
They improved though.

Play X7 then get back to us.
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« Reply #46 on: 20 January 2008, 21:04:55 »
No one should have to play X7 for ANY reason.

BAD CHAOSVORTEX, BAD

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« Reply #47 on: 20 January 2008, 21:12:38 »
: yuri  20 January 2008, 19:44:44
The voices in that game were so lame.

Irrelevant.
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« Reply #48 on: 20 January 2008, 21:15:52 »
Most of what yuri says is irrelevant.
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« Reply #49 on: 20 January 2008, 21:21:24 »
Yuri has a boner.  =_=
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