a new poem

[Jakey]

hello mr. megamen
today your looking daper
with your shiny paint
and big ol head
and oversized bluu zapper
i liek your teeth
they are so white
in fact they are whiter then mine
why do u need teeth mr megamen?
why the hell do u need teeth?
i dont get it
ive never seen you eat anythin
wat an effing load bull.

EDIT: 

[Snare]

Jake lay off the hooch
It's like 8 am, you goof.


Your family misses you.

[Speed Racer]

I would imagine this is how Shel Silverstein would write if he was drunk at 4 AM and addicted to video games.

[TheRedPriest]

"You're", not "your looking daper".  You don't get to change grammar to be artsy.

[Snare]

Their he goes again.