The Penny Store

[Jakey]

The Penny Store
The Penny Store
Who's lined up for the Penny Store?

There's Ted and Trish and Zeke and Sue,
and Dave and Mark and Becky, too.
Dear Micah, Jane, and Theodore
All came here for the Penny Store!

The place is great, there's zero bugs!
They killed them all with lots of drugs
The rats they squished, they burned the spores
To help fix up the Penny Store!

The Penny Store
The Penny Store
Who's lined up for the Penny Store?

You'll find a lot, just take a look -
From games, to guns, to beer and books.
All you need and much, much more,
There's tons of ##### at Penny Store!

I bought a shoe, I bought a rack
I bought some teeth, I bought a hat
I bought a skinny, sullen whore
Good deals are at the Penny Store!

The Penny Store
The Penny Store
Who's lined up for the Penny Store?

I showed Zeke and he looked depressed
He missed the sale on paper vests
I told him he should not ignore
The vests found at the Penny Store!

He cried to sleep and dreamt of me
He's jealous because I can see
He's blind and can't search on the floor
or shelves down at the Penny Store!

The Penny Store
The Penny Store
Who's lined up for the Penny Store?

Poor Sue is deaf, and Trish is dumb
And Ted was black, he couldn't come,
And Dave and Mark both fought the war;
Too scared to go to Penny Store!

Becky's got an ugly face,
and Micah had his mind erased
So now his lists are quite a bore.
Don't shop with him at Penny Store!

The Penny Store
The Penny Store
Who's lined up for the Penny Store?

Sweet Jane and Theo, Siamese,
They're joined at elbows, hips and knees
They just can't quite fit through the door,
No sales for them at Penny Store!

And as for me, well, I'm a ghost
I died way back; two years, at most
And now I find it much a chore
To hold my stuff from Penny Store!

The Penny Store
The Penny Store
Who's lined up for the Penny Store?

I made a pizza, right from scratch,
I grew the sauce, I ate the batch
I sucked and dribbled apple cores
I'm losing strength on twos and fours,
I wear a speech that's getting sore
I'm fighting time and reading lore
I slew the beast who knew the score
A bead of sweat from single pore
And now it's time for me to shore
My thoughts about the Penny Store.

[TheRedPriest]

I do not like green eggs and ham.

[Jakey]

A redder priest, there'll never be
As wise and purple hair as he!
His frames are square
But he is not
And as for Nibs -
I've not forgot!

The rabid rabbit's tacit glare,
Sophisticated debonair,
And fur as white as Christmas snow,
Belies the evil down below!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I want a poem too.

[TheRedPriest]

That was pretty fly for a fungi, Jakey.