Matricians: Show Yourselves!

[Johncarllos]

You look like a gal I know as well.
But you ain't a Mainer and you were not at my house a few weeks ago.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

John gets all the honnies... and Irradiated-Man even.

[Rama Olendris]

Well, I think you'd look nicer in a lighter shade of green with a bit of a simpler pattern, but not a solid though.

Thank you?

[Johncarllos]

Sano knows his fasion.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Yup.

[Rama Olendris]

Indeed.

[Lunchebox]

Rama lama ding dong, I think you just might have one of those faces, because I could swear I knew someone who looks like you at some point.

Also, Sano is metrosexual.

Or gay.

Because no real men know anything about fashion.

[ChaosVortex]

Says the man in pink.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Yeah, it's totally gay to be able to tell women what they should wear to look good.

[ChaosVortex]

Complaining about what they shouldn't wear = O.K.

Complaining about what they should wear = QUEEEEEER

[Lunchebox]

Says the man in pink.

Pink is very manly.

Yeah, it's totally gay to be able to tell women what they should wear to look good.

What can I say... Chaos said it best.

Complaining about what they shouldn't wear = O.K.

Complaining about what they should wear = QUEEEEEER

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Complaining about what they shouldn't wear = O.K.

Complaining about what they should wear = QUEEEEEER

It was a suggestion, ass.

[Lunchebox]

And what sort of men usually give fashion tips to women?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

A kid who didn't have a strong male role model while growing up.
But that's my only quirk, I'm all around manly about everything else and stuff.

[Lunchebox]

I didn't have a strong male role-model growing up.

And yet, here I am, in all my manly glory.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Hey, I'm manly enough.
Besides, women love guys who aren't all manly all the time... Or at least that's what I tell myself.

[Mikero]

My strong male role-model growing up was Optimus Prime. And then he died in the movie and boys the world over cried.

[ASR]

They set us up for tears! It was a cheap shot!

[preventerWIND]

Your hero died for toys! More toys!

[White Shadow]

And what sort of men usually give fashion tips to women?

I do give tips to my friend's girlfriend, usually involving things black, sometimes of leather with studs and buckles. Ever since people in her clique have dug her look. Doesn't mean anyone could wear it to look cool though.

[Rama Olendris]

Er, there's nothing wrong with a guy telling a woman what to wear in advice. And he doesn't have to be gay in order to do it. Many girls actually like the opinions. Also, it is true that most girls like it when a guy isn't trying to prove he's NOT gay all the time. Being over masculine just seems fake to me.

I think the perfect guy, if I were to date any guy, would have to be comfortable with sexuality. Not necessarily bisexual or gay, but just comfortable with the ideas of gay activities. I think it's hilarious to see 'macho' men run away saying "Eeeeew! OMG Yaoi GROSS!!" it makes them look like little girls running away from a spider, to me. Ugh.

So the perfect guy, to me, would be a man who isn't afraid of what he will look like to other men, popping open a yaoi manga, and reading it. And before you say there is no such guy... hold it, there are. They just aren't little high school twerps.

[Edgecrusher]

I have no problem with men loving each other or kissing or hugging or whatever.

However,

watching men make out, or anything beyond that makes me uncomfortable.

Same with watching anyone make out, actally. That's their business, not mine.

In regards to porn, I'm only interested in what turns -me- on. As a result, I don't watch anything with two men, as it turns me off. Not that I can't appreciate that some people like it, but some people like goatse, so to each their own.

[Lunchebox]

And what sort of men usually give fashion tips to women?

I do give tips to my friend's girlfriend, usually involving things black, sometimes of leather with studs and buckles. Ever since people in her clique have dug her look. Doesn't mean anyone could wear it to look cool though.

Yeah, but you have swords, so that makes it completely different.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

So the perfect guy, to me, would be a man who isn't afraid of what he will look like to other men, popping open a yaoi manga, and reading it. And before you say there is no such guy... hold it, there are. They just aren't little high school twerps.

I read Kuso Miso Technique to my blind ex-girlfriend once, how awesome does that make me? Seriouslawl, gay Japanese comics don't get much more hardcore than Kuso Miso Technique.

[Rama Olendris]

FTW Cool guys here!

And yeah, watching any people make out is really... displacing and uncomfortable, it's one thing if you read it, but if jumps at you in real life it's a little gross. As I always say 'There's a time and a place for that thing... but not on MY couch!'

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Wait... I'm cool?

[Winged Warrior]

No Sano, no sex for you.

[MOX]

V-necks are for manly men.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Don't be ignorant.

[White Shadow]

And what sort of men usually give fashion tips to women?

I do give tips to my friend's girlfriend, usually involving things black, sometimes of leather with studs and buckles. Ever since people in her clique have dug her look. Doesn't mean anyone could wear it to look cool though.

Yeah, but you have swords, so that makes it completely different.

Swords make everything better.

[dzx9]

That's true. I've never ran into a situation where I've said, "Wow, a sword wouldn't make this better."

[Mikero]

I don't read gay comics or manga because I have no interest not because I have some "problem" with them, thanks. I read comics that have gay characters in them, but I'm interested in the characters not their sexuality and yaoi and all that crap just focuses on them being homosexual, which is incredibly boring to me as it's completely unrelateable to my life.

[Lunchebox]

That's true. I've never ran into a situation where I've said, "Wow, a sword wouldn't make this better."

I know, right?

As for the thing about gay comics, I''m gonna go with Edge and Mike on this. Why would I read a comic that is solely about dudes macking on dudes, when I can read about Hellboy punching a hydra?

Why would I read about something that doesn't interest me?

But, I digress.

Sano totally likes men.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

True, but I love women.

[Lunchebox]

You love their clothes at least.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

What's wrong with liking fancy wrapping paper? I like the candy inside even more.

[Mikero]

That was the gayest response you could have given.

[dzx9]

*lights match*

...

*points at Sano*

[Captain Sanoguchi]

*Sigh*

[Mikero]

^ Sano thinking of Danny Glover in a speedo.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

You know what, you're all gay.

[Lunchebox]

Stop projecting Sano.

None of us have a problem with your lifestyle, just your posts.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

'Kay, I'm still not gay though.

[Lunchebox]

It's okay if you don't want to admit, just know we're your friends, and will support you if you decide to come out.

Or we'll make fun of you, which is the same thing really.

[ASR]

If I had to pick one person on MMM who was most likely gay...

[Captain Sanoguchi]

You aren't even funny any more Lunche, I mean, you can do better than this.
How lazy have you become? Using easy gay jokes and nothing else, for shame.

[ASR]

I smiled at his post, which is much more than I do for any of yours.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I honestly think all of this "Sano is gay" bashing is going a little too far.

[ASR]

He keeps feeding the joke himself, we don't even have to try. You can't blame us.

[Winged Warrior]

There is little better to do than insult people on this board.

It's quite depressing. I agree with Rock.