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« Reply #350 on: 8 January 2008, 04:01:33 »
It's possible to create bar codes that say pretty much anything. I have one on my name tag at work that translates to my full name.

As far as getting it to work when scanned, no. Bar codes are made with a degree of precision that no tattoo artist can accomplish.

Never mind that it's impossible to tattoo lines thinner than a certain point.
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« Reply #351 on: 8 January 2008, 04:12:25 »
Now I was picturing some bored grocery store clerk reaching over for the scanner and just scanning his bicep repeatedly.
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« Reply #352 on: 8 January 2008, 04:56:01 »
: Jakey   8 January 2008, 03:26:29
Oh yeah, here's a couple more to add to the list:

-No Apple logos
-No barcodes

-No Dark Mark?
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« Reply #353 on: 8 January 2008, 06:19:43 »
New ink is done.

Let me just say.

Ow.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #354 on: 8 January 2008, 06:25:22 »
Turning yourself into art hurts.
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White Shadow
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« Reply #355 on: 8 January 2008, 12:32:17 »
I'm personally still waiting for the moment when some of these things will be so overdone that you'll rather notice the people who don't do them.

For instance I'm more inclined to notice girls without earrings.

And what Mike said earlier is the truth: People always look more interesting if they completely devote themselves to their own style.
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« Reply #356 on: 8 January 2008, 21:31:45 »
Some people can pull of tats, some people I can't. I don't think I could, but it's always an interesting thought.

ANY, JAKE, GET THE DOUBLE-HELIX LIKE NIKKI IN HEROES
DO IT FOR JOHN
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« Reply #357 on: 9 January 2008, 00:30:54 »
John WILL ruin his pants if he sees a photo of Jake with that. Or just of Jake showing some shoulder. Or just of Jake.
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« Reply #358 on: 9 January 2008, 00:42:35 »
Who doesn't?
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Mikero
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« Reply #359 on: 9 January 2008, 00:51:30 »
Humans.
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Jakey
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« Reply #360 on: 9 January 2008, 00:54:00 »
Mothercanucker.
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ASR
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« Reply #361 on: 9 January 2008, 01:47:58 »
ACTUALLY jake is right

I've lost many a friend to impulse driven road trips for Texas.

Dude, expect a truck full of band girls arriving any minute now.
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Mikero
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« Reply #362 on: 9 January 2008, 01:55:23 »
Be afraid, Jake. They're from Detroit. Who knows what they look like!
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« Reply #363 on: 9 January 2008, 02:00:17 »
All that matters is that this is how the respond when shown pictures of Jake:
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Jakey
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« Reply #364 on: 9 January 2008, 02:05:02 »
Go ahead... tell Sean ;)
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ASR
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« Reply #365 on: 9 January 2008, 02:08:30 »
Over the last long period of time, there have been several instances similar to this, usually after that marathon phone call crap. This is the only one I saved. I was going to show it to you, but I didn't for whatever reason. I just found it.
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Mikero
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« Reply #366 on: 9 January 2008, 02:14:12 »
Why do you show your friends pictures of Jake anyway?
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Jakey
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« Reply #367 on: 9 January 2008, 02:15:33 »
That is my main concern.

L 8) L

When I head up there, there better be no less than a parade in my honour.  Yeah.  That's with a "u."
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« Reply #368 on: 9 January 2008, 02:17:25 »
Long story.

Actually, I can shorten it.

I don't really know how it started, but I do know that I once called Jake, and a nearby girl friend was curious, so she talked to him, and soon enough the phone was being passed around the band hallway (or it might've been the hotel at Disney World) because all the girls agreed that his voice was "sexy."

It was an akward moment for me.
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« Reply #369 on: 9 January 2008, 02:18:35 »
Which picture did you show that one girl? Maybe I should frame it...
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« Reply #370 on: 9 January 2008, 02:20:08 »
I think it's the one with the surfboard and your longer actual mushroom-cut. Type in the URL, find out.
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Jakey
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« Reply #371 on: 9 January 2008, 02:21:18 »
I did type it in, but it punched me in the face instead.
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« Reply #372 on: 9 January 2008, 02:21:50 »
Haha, just frame all of them.
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Jakey
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« Reply #373 on: 9 January 2008, 02:23:32 »
All of this Jake-talk is making me uncomfortable.

Let's make fun of Sano instead.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #374 on: 9 January 2008, 02:25:26 »
Dick.
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ASR
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« Reply #375 on: 9 January 2008, 02:25:56 »
Let's farm Sano!
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« Reply #376 on: 9 January 2008, 02:30:25 »
: Captain Sanoguchi   9 January 2008, 02:25:26
Dick.

Mushroom.
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #377 on: 9 January 2008, 02:51:54 »
Last I check, mushrooms don't have dicks, Sano. Hope you have fun with the girls, Jake.
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« Reply #378 on: 9 January 2008, 02:54:50 »
Not to say it isn't tempting, but...

I gots me my own girl, thankeemuch.
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ASR
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« Reply #379 on: 9 January 2008, 02:57:47 »
And she probably doesn't like me much.
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Vinchenz Rock
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« Reply #380 on: 9 January 2008, 02:58:42 »
: Jakey   9 January 2008, 02:54:50
Not to say it isn't tempting, but...

I gots me my own girl, thankeemuch.

Oh.

Well I hope you have fun with her without a dick.
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« Reply #381 on: 9 January 2008, 04:01:07 »
: ASR   8 January 2008, 21:31:45
Some people can pull of tats, some people I can't. I don't think I could, but it's always an interesting thought.

ANY, JAKE, GET THE DOUBLE-HELIX LIKE NIKKI IN HEROES
DO IT FOR JOHN

SINGLE HELIX DAMNIT!

: ASR   9 January 2008, 02:00:17
All that matters is that this is how the respond when shown pictures of Jake:

Why is that on a sparkly background?

I might show you all a picture of my AWESOME cold sore.

Here it comes. In a few.

Posted on: January 08, 2008, 10:44:30 PM
My sister's Chrstmas camera broke, and she returned it for one about 8 times better.
This is on the second lowest quality.
See the awesome cold sore?

Woo hoo.

Posted on: January 08, 2008, 10:59:18 PM
Holy hell it's huge, I apologize.
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« Reply #382 on: 9 January 2008, 04:04:58 »
It's an instant Nightmare!
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« Reply #383 on: 9 January 2008, 04:18:12 »
Aw, thanks Sano.
I take pride in my wavering levels of creepiness.
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« Reply #384 on: 9 January 2008, 04:52:08 »
Hey, I'm not being an ass just to be an ass, you seriously do look pretty scary in that picture.
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ASR
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« Reply #385 on: 9 January 2008, 04:53:21 »
Sano, you have no friends. Ever.
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Captain Sanoguchi
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« Reply #386 on: 9 January 2008, 05:22:37 »
Yet I still have more friends than you.
You have negative eight friends!
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« Reply #387 on: 9 January 2008, 13:08:24 »
John looks happy, and that's a bad thing. Run.
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« Reply #388 on: 9 January 2008, 15:23:39 »
I didn't want to make a BORING face, I just took like 5 pictures and that one was the best quality and a expression-wise.
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« Reply #389 on: 9 January 2008, 15:27:44 »
I've never been so traumatized in my life. O_O

You have that kind of face that spells, "WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, BITCH"
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #390 on: 9 January 2008, 16:07:00 »
Imagine how my friends feel!
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« Reply #391 on: 9 January 2008, 16:48:04 »
That picture reminds me of those people who get way too close to your face when they talk to you.

You're not one of those are you?
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« Reply #392 on: 9 January 2008, 17:15:58 »
Nope. I hate getting all up in people's grills.
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« Reply #393 on: 9 January 2008, 17:37:11 »
: Johncarllos   9 January 2008, 04:18:12
I take pride in my wavering levels of creepiness.

We officially share a quality.
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« Reply #394 on: 9 January 2008, 17:59:31 »
: Johncarllos   9 January 2008, 17:15:58
Nope. I hate getting all up in people's grills.

I lol'd. And it hurt, I just finished PE exams.
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« Reply #395 on: 9 January 2008, 18:23:55 »
Your face pubes are going to devour your face, John.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #396 on: 9 January 2008, 19:27:25 »
Nope. The only place I've shaved in that picture is the upper lip, the rest grows like that naturally.

Also, my beard is MUCH burlier than pubes.
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« Reply #397 on: 9 January 2008, 20:44:36 »
You look like the damn wolf man.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #398 on: 9 January 2008, 21:17:52 »
Hearing that makes me happy.
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« Reply #399 on: 9 January 2008, 21:27:52 »
He's happy again! RUN!
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