Matricians: Show Yourselves!

[Lunchebox]

I like that I wear my mask but not the rest. I do that. I answer the phone like Deadpool.

How would we know it's you if you don't wear the mask?

Hell, I'm only 30% sure you're posting pictures of yourself in this thread.

[Mikero]

Speaking of which, some fotoshop phun I did for a profile pic on FBook that I'm already planning on replacing.



Daft, not Kanye.

[AlexThePenguin]

Sano, did you mean Heretic?

Because last I checked, Hieratic is an Egyptian script style.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Hai WINDuh, I dun car.

[AlexThePenguin]

Why are you calling me WIND?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

You know exactly why, that's why you changed your avatar so quickly.
You saw I had cracked this case wide open.
For I am Super Detective King Captain Sanoguchi!

[AlexThePenguin]

No, I actually changed my avatar because I'm not wind.


Then, I saw your posts.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

...You dare argue with me?
Do you know how many hats a Super Detective King Captain Sanoguchi wears? Especially when he's a Cowboy even.
More hats than you.
Everyone knows hats are a measurement of strength and intelligence.

[Winged Warrior]

...You dare argue with me?
Do you know how many hats a Super Detective King Captain Sanoguchi wears? Especially when he's a Cowboy even.
More hats than you.
Everyone knows hats are a measurement of lack of strength and intelligence.

FIX'D

[AlexThePenguin]

My HAIR is more than your hats.

And it's pulled back.

[Mikero]

The fixed joke. Again.

Ha.

[dzx9]

More obligatory nudity.

I'm trying to get my black and white skillz down. I have an idea for a picture I don't yet have the talent to make.....

[Mikero]

I don't know what you're going for, but I always like it when the light stuff is quite light and the dark is dark. A high contrast high brightness thing. But without making it all jaggity.

[ASR]

I like the background.

[White Shadow]

You look old(er) there.

[Johncarllos]

Like Mike says, I think a brighter version would be a bit better.

[Edgecrusher]

You appear to be cold.

[Johncarllos]

That's the best way to put it.

Distractingly cold.

[Lunchebox]

There go my nipples again...

[Mikero]

"Do it like Archie Bunker"

"Oy Edith der go my nipples agaaain..."

<3 Sealab.

[preventerWIND]

I watched Sealab a few days ago, it had seemingly never ending Uh-Oh's. Usually that stuff is pretty funny, but this one took it too damn far.

It made Wind upset.

[Mikero]

I watched Sealab a few days ago, it had seemingly never ending Uh-Oh's. Usually that stuff is pretty funny, but this one took it too damn far.

It made Wind upset.

Sealab takes getting used to with stuff like that but once you're in the waters warm. I suspect getting bummed by dudes works the same but we'd have to ask an expert (witholding a gay joke about another member). Although that ep did take it too far.

[Orange Devil]

You look old(er) there.

Well duh, he just had a birthday.

[Lunchebox]

I thought I posted these here, but I guess not.

I have had a hair cut since these were taken.

[dzx9]

Much rage in this one.

[Mikero]

You did post those... At some point.

[Lunchebox]

... Whoops.

I was talking to JC, and he said I didn't.

[Johncarllos]

I didn't think you did....

[Lunchebox]

Much rage in this one.

I don't know why i look angry, I was trying to smile there.

[Mikero]

Trying so hard your concentration went through the roof.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

My Mommy made me get my hair cut by a professional.

[preventerWIND]

My mommy IS a professional! HAHA!

[Johncarllos]

You look like you're 25.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

...Excuse me while I go cry myself to sleep.
You know, because of the terrible sadness I now feel because you told me my boyish charm has left me.

[Mikero]

He said nothing of charm but OK.

[Lunchebox]

...Excuse me while I go cry myself to sleep.
You know, because of the terrible sadness I now feel because you told me my boyish charm has left me.

I don't think you ever had a boyish charm.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Yeah, I know, I'm completely aware that I'm an unpleasant sight to behold.
But that doesn't mean I won't stop talking about myself like I'm a hot piece of ass!

[preventerWIND]

I'll have one of my pictures of myself updated tomorrow when I get a haircut.


The more superior version will look superiorly secksy.

[Orange Devil]

My mommy IS a professional! HAHA!

Haha mine too, we have a hair salon in out basement.

[ASR]

Yeah, I know, I'm completely aware that I'm an unpleasant sight to behold.

Self-esteem is very important for someone with a life as pathetic as yours.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Got mine right here.

But that doesn't mean I won't stop talking about myself like I'm a hot piece of ass!

[Mikero]

My mommy IS a professional! HAHA!

Haha mine too, we have a hair salon in out basement.

You have an In & Out in your basemennnnt?!?!??!?!?1/1/

[Lunchebox]

My mommy IS a professional! HAHA!

Haha mine too, we have a hair salon in out basement.

You have an In & Out in your basemennnnt?!?!??!?!?1/1/

##### man, I'm jealous.

In & Out is delicious!

[dzx9]

I am ....... SO confused.... ~>

[preventerWIND]

OD accidentally said "in out basement"

Mike said "you have an In & Out in your basement?"

Lunche said "I LIEK IN N OUT" I'm guessing he's talking about that drive through restaurant.


It was just one big typo joke.

[Lunchebox]

OD accidentally said "in out basement"

Mike said "you have an In & Out in your basement?"

Lunche said "I LIEK IN N OUT" I'm guessing he's talking about that drive through restaurant.


It was just one big typo joke.

OD accidentally said "in out basement"

Mike said "you have an In & Out in your basement?"

Lunche said "I LIEK IN N OUT" I'm guessing he's talking about that drive through restaurant.


It was just one big typo joke.

You people who don't live in California don't know what you're missing.

It is the most delicious Burger chain ever.

[ChaosVortex]

I never heard of it until I made that Baconator topic in MME.

And White Castle. Some guys at work told me about it too, and they said that'd I'd have major gas if I ate there.

[ASR]

This is a pretty old picture from the very beginning of this year, but I like it and I haven't posted any pics in a while.

I'm wearing my Flava' Flave watch necklace thing. I still have that lying around somewhere, I made it out of a broken watch (just the band broke, that circular watch itself works still) and the elastic band from one of those old Katch-It! toys.

[preventerWIND]

That watch necklace is pretty boss, I might have to steal that idea, I have a great watch that doesn't fit on my wrist. And I'm not one for wearing watches anyhow.


Also, I'd hit that blond chick at the back of your caf.

[ASR]

I wore it for about a month but then it caused some massive head trauma. Gots pics of that, too.

Basically, it's some really strong elastic, and I was playing with it... and it launched straight into my forehead at max speed. At the time of impact, there was rivers of blood streaming down my face.