Matricians: Show Yourselves!

[preventerWIND]

Eh..


I got chucked off of my bike while braking on a patch of sand, busted my head open, conked my eye so hard it chipped the eyebrow area of my skull, and ripped open all of my right palm while sliding through concrete.

I went to my first year of high school known as the guy with sunglasses and lots of bandages on my hand. I gained mad street cred.

Although I can't remember 5th grade anymore! : D

[ASR]

Neither can I. Seriously, I don't remember my teacher's name, what we learned, anything.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

...I never learned how to ride a bike...

[dzx9]

*points*


*falls over laughing*

[Nautilus]

Here am I. I'm old news, you've all seen me before, and, yes, this is all I'm giving you.

[Majikn]

YOU BETTER BE REAL, FRED

[preventerWIND]

Am I missing something?

Me thinks so.

[Johncarllos]

I'll have one of my pictures of myself updated tomorrow when I get a haircut.


The more superior version will look superiorly secksy.

You're missing this.

[preventerWIND]

She was busy, couldn't get it cut.

[Orange Devil]

No beeerd, pretty boy style. The lighting is due to my S.A.D. lamp.

[Johncarllos]

The beard adds 4 years.
Grow it back.

[Orange Devil]

Well of course, the only reason that I shaved it was to grow it back better! I had some "no fun zones" as I like to call them.

[Mikero]

I have a short beard right now. I'm literally too busy to shave. But it doesn't look bad so I don't know.

You people who don't live in California don't know what you're missing.

It is the most delicious Burger chain ever.

Apparently I know what I'm missing all the way up here though.

Also, I'd hit that blond chick at the back of your caf.

It's impossible to tell if she's good looking in that photo, but she's from Michigan so I'm guessing not. Zingggah.

[Johncarllos]

Well of course, the only reason that I shaved it was to grow it back better! I had some "no fun zones" as I like to call them.

Good excuse. I'll allow it.

[Voulnet]

OD accidentally said "in out basement"

Mike said "you have an In & Out in your basement?"

Lunche said "I LIEK IN N OUT" I'm guessing he's talking about that drive through restaurant.


It was just one big typo joke.

OD accidentally said "in out basement"

Mike said "you have an In & Out in your basement?"

Lunche said "I LIEK IN N OUT" I'm guessing he's talking about that drive through restaurant.


It was just one big typo joke.

You people who don't live in California don't know what you're missing.

It is the most delicious Burger chain ever.

Or so I heard. Care to ship some over here to Sandy land?

[dzx9]

So I've taken up widdlin' in my cigarette time

[ASR]

...quite the hobby, I suppose.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Nyeeeeeeeerm!

...That should be the caption.

[ASR]

Definitely not. Caption should be:

[Johncarllos]

I like Sano's better actually.

[preventerWIND]

Obviously DZX doesn't have any manners!

Take that shirt off boy! Who do you think you are!?

[ASR]

Yes, he does look a bit odd clothed.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Take that shirt off boy! Who do you think you are!?

Gay stuff being said!? And it's not from my mouth!?
How dare you!

[Mikero]

DZX9 poppin' his c-collar poppin' poppin' his collar.

I hate popped collars.

[dzx9]

It's a peacoat you ass! 

[Mikero]

Better be. 'Cause if it isn't...

[Edgecrusher]

That's his new #####in haircut!

[Orange Devil]

Take that shirt off boy! Who do you think you are!?

Gay stuff being said!? And it's not from my mouth!?
How dare you!

There are certain rules about gayness. Like it's not gay if the balls don't touch. And it's not gay if there are 3 guys, because the other two are the gay ones. And it's not gay if it's DZX9.

[Mikero]

DZX9 poppin' his c-collar poppin' poppin' his collar.

I hate popped collars.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuWq5IzJeok

[preventerWIND]

I'll have one of my pictures of myself updated tomorrow when I get a haircut.

Well, I wanted it short, but it's a bit too short. It's good none the less.

[Mikero]

You'd make a fine lesbian.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Great job being a douche Mike.

[Mikero]

Oh please, if he gets offended by that then he's got a vag for real. I was just pointing out it's a short haircut that's often rocked by village lesbians. It's not an actual shot at him, so slow your roll, little boy.

[preventerWIND]

You'd make a fine lesbian.

Why thank you ol' chum.

Great job being a douche Mike.

At least he didn't say I'd make a fine gay guy. Then we'd both look bad. :\

[Johncarllos]

I agree with Mikero.

[orclev]

Here's a new one!  This was taken in Virginia Beach about a week and a half ago.  The one on the left is my boyfriend, and I am on the right. 

[preventerWIND]

I'd invest in a time machine if I were you, then you could get pictures like that any time you want. And not have to travel to some virgin beach to PAY for a picture like that.

[Johncarllos]

Totally reminds me of "The Shining."

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Totally reminds me of Stephen Colbert.

[dzx9]

Awwwwwesome





eadit drunkzored:

[ASR]

Looks like you were the night before, at least.

[Orange Devil]

This is what happens when OD gets drunkzor'd.

[Rama Olendris]

No one has ever seen me online without a wig, so the first one is me 100%, no wig in my real hair.

The bottom is my cosplay for Sakura Con, X from the Zero series because I've tried... and I've failed at creating fiberglass armor. It's a picture I thought was funny.

The rest of my cosplay can be found at deviant art, with the ID rama-olendris. Warnings; some yaoi, not much but a little.

[Johncarllos]

Ha, Zero series X.
That's funny.

What color is that hair, technically?
It looks almost a bit red.

[Rama Olendris]

Ha, Zero series X.
That's funny.

What color is that hair, technically?
It looks almost a bit red.

My hair is red. Though -someone- called it blond.

[Johncarllos]

It just looked really light was all.

[Rama Olendris]

It just looked really light was all.

That's fine.

[Mikero]

Looks red to me.

[Rama Olendris]

Thank you. For some reason a lot of people refer to my hair as being blond when it's obviously red. I think the people in my region need to have hair clown red in order for them to call it as such.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Ha, Zero series X.
That's funny.

What color is that hair, technically?
It looks almost a bit red.

My hair is red. Though -Sano- called it blond.