Matricians: Show Yourselves!

[preventerWIND]

Wheres your Digivice!?

[Johncarllos]

Creepy as hell in the first picture.
Do I see a seatbelt-buckle in the second one?

[preventerWIND]

They actually sell those as real belts, it's funny and gets the job done : D

[Johncarllos]

I'm aware.
My brother has one, but he actually made it from a seat belt.

[Mikero]

That club looks badass.

[White Shadow]

Creepy as hell in the first picture.
Do I see a seatbelt-buckle in the second one?

Yep, best belt I've ever owned.

Wheres your Digivice!?

Resisting a "in my pants!"-joke.

That club looks badass.

My first time there, but it is. They call it Labyrinth. Here's some more photos to give some better ideas of it. First one has my "I've had my 5th can of Red Bull on my way here"-grin.

[Mikero]

Oh. I thought there were metal walls and beams that basically made a metal cavern.

[Johncarllos]

Being "cool" in physics.
I got 5 dollars to pop my collar for the day.

[ASR]

You don't look too bad with a popped colla'.

[Mikero]

EVER SINCE I CAN REMEMBER I BEEN POPPIN' MY COLLAR, POPPIN' POPPIN' MY COLLAR!

[Johncarllos]

You don't look too bad with a popped colla'.

It surprised me when I noticed it wasn't BAD looking.
Just with that shirt though.

[ASR]

Around 11PM last night, I was almost asleep, watching Comedy Central. Suddenly, that very rare "Please Stand By" screen popped up. I don't know WHAT came over me, it's not like it's anything special... but it was such a strange experience.
Without any apparent thought process, I popped out of bed, grabbed my camera, pointed it at the screen with me doing a "huh?" pose, snapped the picture, and then turned as the screen returned to the normal programming of the night. I put the camera down, turned off the TV, and went to sleep.
In the morning, I thought it was a dream, but I checked my camera today and found the picture. It was a very weird moment.

Second pic is my reflection in my friend's Bentley. We spent the entire day filming a fake episode of MTV Cribs on his house. He pulled out all of his amazingly nice cars for the "show"... see pic three.

Fourth pic is me again.

[Mikero]

I've had MSN conversations that I'd thought I dreamt.

[dzx9]

But no, you really did seduce that 12 year old russian boy.

[Jakey]

Alright team, a few new pictures of my life for you to fap to.

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My cool fun band that I am in with a bunch of geezers but they're hilarious. Yes I know we all look freaking queertarded. Please remind of this over and over again.



Me and my best buddy exploring the known universe:



Oh yeah. The Doughboy comes to chill with us sometimes too.




And yyyyeaaahhh I'm a douche with a girlfriend. =\




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And there you go. Until next time, Matricians!

*lightning swoooosh*

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Golly, when did Fort Worth become the land of pretty boys?

[Jakey]

Hey hey, don't hate on me.
My tank on full, your tank on E,
Look good on you, look great on me,
cuz I'ma go and go and never S-T-O-P.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

You and your friend look like the next Smosh.

[Mikero]

'Cause the world really needs another Smosh.

[Jakey]

I'll tell you what the world needs- for N.E.R.D's new CD to come out.

[Mikero]

True. True.

[Jakey]

I freakin love Pandora Radio.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

'Cause the world really needs another Smosh.

No, it really doesn't.
The original Smosh is bad enough.

[ASR]

Quad Squad is so much better than what our drumline quads came up with: T-Squad. Ugh. Why are they so stupid?

I love those home-made shirts, though. Very fun style.

[Jakey]

'Cause the world really needs another Smosh.

No, it really doesn't.
The original Smosh is bad enough.

Maybe it would help if we emphasized certain words:

"Cause the world really needs another Smosh."

[Mikero]

'Cause the world really needs another Smosh.

No, it really doesn't.
The original Smosh is bad enough.

That's what I just said. I was being sarcastic.

[Orange Devil]

You don't look too bad with a popped colla'.

No popped collars allowed.


Listen guys... if you want to be REALLY cool, you have to get Ray Bans and dress like a beatnick.
And have a tattoo.

[Edgecrusher]

Best tattoo ever.

It even has the little registered trademark symbol and everything.

[ASR]

I have a picture on my phone of my fat friend with that same tattoo over his nipple. As in, the "O" in "Pop" is right over his it. If I wasn't on vacation I'd show you, but I doubt you even want to see it.

I love washable tattoos.

[Edgecrusher]

Wait... the tattoo... is... a LIE?!?

*weeps*

[Orange Devil]

I showed my friend and he flipped, because about an hour before, someone had shown him the same exact thing.

Now I know of three people with "Pop Tarts" tattoos. This is going to be the new "thing".

[Winged Warrior]

I will kick your heart.

[ChaosVortex]

Mmm. Yes.

Now I know of three people with "Pop Tarts" tattoos. This is going to be the new "thing".

Actually, I looked at the kitchen counter. I think I saw a Pop-Tart tatoo as well. This is a funny coincidence.

I'm tempted to use it.

[Orange Devil]

Tempted? Is there ANYTHING keeping you from doing it?

[ChaosVortex]

It's a Pop-Tart washable tatoo.

[Orange Devil]

So you agree with me.

[ChaosVortex]

Agree to the question? No.

I fear that marking me with it will be the beginning of the envelope of shame I shall possess.

[White Shadow]

I will kick your heart.

Haircut?

[Orange Devil]

I will kick your heart.

Haircut?

No, I think he said "Heart" 

Posted on: 21 April 2008, 13:18:49

Here am I. I'm old news, you've all seen me before, and, yes, this is all I'm giving you.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aha
*doesn't stop laughing*

[Johncarllos]

A few pictures that I have recently.
One is my Track '08 shot.
Yay captainship.

[Someguy]

Me and Wind chillin' lawl

[Johncarllos]

You look about 10 years younger than you sound.
You creep.

[ChaosVortex]

I sound about 10 years older than I look.

WIND doesn't give a damn.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I sound younger than I am.

According to JC.

[Mikero]

I hate hearing my voice sometimes.

[Majikn]

I like the sound of my voice as I hear it coming out my mouth, but it sounds really lame when I play it back from something.

[Mikero]

Exactly. Seems that's the way for most people. Although I only don't like mine some of the time.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

I like the sound of my voice as I hear it coming out my mouth, but it sounds really lame when I play it back from something.

I'm the same way man, it sucks that that's how it is.
'Cause it's like we hear the vibration of our voice from the inside of our head or something.

[Rama Olendris]

Someguy, you look like you're having a barrel full of fun there.

My voice? It kinda sounds like Leela's voice from Futurama when I play it back on a machine... and others tell me my voice sounds like that too. To me, though, I sound like X from X4 O.o.... though deeper in pitch...

[Vinchenz Rock]

My voice? It kinda sounds like Leela's voice from Futurama

Ah great, thanks a lot.