Matricians: Show Yourselves!

[Johncarllos]

Good man!

I'm headed home for the weekend, and my brother is on leave from the army as my mother just had back surgery and needs help around the house.

He's gonna try to get me drunk.
I told him I'm not going to drink, but if he persists, I'll at least smoke a cigar with him.

[ASR]

Some more of me costumed from someone else's album. I like these ones.

[Fatso]

EVIL THIRD PICTURE IS EVIL

[Johncarllos]

Mad red eye man.

[ASR]

Nah, it's natural. I normally get blue-eye.

[Mikero]

I hate that Leo kid.

[ASR]

Haha, why?

Personally, when I first met him, I instantly judged him as an asshole totally on how he looked. Honestly, despite what they tell you, you really can tell a lot about people from how they look, though admittedly a lot of it has to do with how they present themselves and hold themselves and what they wear. But, yeah, it turns out he's actually a cool guy.

I know that's all irrelevant.

[Mikero]

He walks around wearing no shirt and grabbing his groin. I don't care if it's strip beer pong or strip regular pong that is SO lame. But I'm sure you're right, even though that's how he "holds himself".

[ASR]

Hahahaha. Agreed. In his defense, though, he was only posing, and he was only like that for about 10 minutes.

[Mikero]

I wish it was strip regular pong. That's what my went to when you said strip pong earlier. Imagine. Two lines, a dot, and half naked people all over.

[ASR]

There are so many games that would be a lot better if you put the word "strip" in front of it.

[Mikero]

I know! I've played Strip Sorry! and it's awesome.

[Johncarllos]

Strip Parcheesi is a blast!

[ASR]

Strip Monopoly could be interesting.

[Johncarllos]

Stripping for monopoly money?

You'd almost win then burn all your cash paying others to take off their clothes.
Yes.

[Mikero]

SOR-RY!
And then clothes come off.

Yeah, it's good.

[Johncarllos]

I have to say though, Strip Apples to Apples is lame, as is Strip Mousetrap.

Strip Uno is weird, because a card can have you put clothes back on, with all those reverses and stuff.

[Mikero]

Strip Uno would be cool that way. Then it's an actual game.

Strip Sorry! is just fun because you say "SOR-RY!"
But that's also the appeal of the game stripless, so I don't know.

I imagine Strip Perfection would suck. So would Strip Trouble (trouble, pop-o-matic trouble).

[Snare]

Wait, I always thought Strip Scrabble was the best game.

[Mikero]

If you get triple word score with "exquisite", maybe.

[Vinchenz Rock]

Huh. Pictures of me at the Halloween party were taken.

This was before the whole Hospital thing.

[ASR]

who r u supposed to be

a guitar hero maybe

[Vinchenz Rock]

I didn't wear a costume.

But I DID take that RockBand guitar with me around campus when we went to buy food.

[ChaosVortex]

he is guy w/ mustache cant you see that??/??

[preventerWIND]

PUBE STACHE >>>>>: (

[Someguy]

Supar Mraio!? 

[Chron]

Far from it.
Mario's mustache is thick and luxurious.

Vinch's mustache is only a mustache in name.

[Jakey]

My friends, I did not do Halloween this year. And I am greatly distressed by that. No costume or anything. Sucked.

But here's some pictures!!

I love this hat.



Okay, I don't care what anyone says. I freakin love this picture. It's got everything cool ever.  And plus it means a lot, cuz it's one of many senior pictures I took.  I just can't believe high school's almost over for me. 



This is me "grinding" with my girl at Homecoming.  I'm so seductive on the dance floor.



This is me ten stories tall and full of inconsolable fury.

These are just some of the highlight pictures from August-October.  There'll be more to come later!  Not that anyone cares.  Haha.

[Chron]

Inconsolable fury...

... I always wondered what that look on the green giant's face was supposed to be.

BUM BUM BUM
GREEN JAKEY

[ASR]

hey hey hey jake go away

nobody likes you anymore

[preventerWIND]

yah cuz winduh is the new jake so go away. your not cool anymore!

[ASR]

Wind, you will never be the new, old, or present Jake.

Ever.

[ChaosVortex]

Ever.

(The emphasis is necessary)

[preventerWIND]

Whatever. At least I'm allowed.

Jerks.

[Chron]

What was that?

[Johncarllos]

hey jake ur gal is hawt 2 the max

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Jake's a Crip.

[Mikero]

OH NO JAKE! You're supposed to put her bum on you, not the other way around!
Oh no! Oh no! This is no good. This will wake Oogie Boogie or a chupacabra or SS Octopus or something!

Don't Panic.
We'll figure this out.

[ASR]

Don't worry, Mike.

SS Octopus is Mostly Harmless.

[Mikero]

Oh OK. Bye, ASR. So Long And Thanks For All The Fish advice.

[ASR]

See you later, at the Restaraunt at the End of the Universe.

[Mikero]

At which I'll have The Salmon Of Doubt.

And Another Thing... but I don't know what it'll be.

[ASR]

We'll just sit back and chat during The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul.

[Mikero]

Hmm yes, perhaps about Life, the Universe and Everything.

[ASR]

Ah, yes. And a bit about The Meaning of Liff.

[Mikero]

And, of course, The Deeper Meaning of Liff.

[ASR]

If we really want to figure it out, we could always stop by Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.

[Mikero]

Oh please. He'll just look it up in The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, which we can do ourselves.

[ASR]

The funniest part is that Don't Panic wasn't even a book title.

[Fatso]

You, good sirs, have won the thread.