Matricians: Show Yourselves!

[ASR]

BUT HEY

YOU GUYS

NONE OF YOU HAVE FAKE MUSTACHES

boomlawyered

[Mikero]

I have a fake mustache with all my costume stuff. But no, I don't wear it for no reason like you so touché. Or should I say, douché.

That sounds fake, Steven, but I'm pretty sure I have baby Mike as Batman somewhere.

[preventerWIND]

BUT HEY

YOU GUYS

NONE OF YOU HAVE FAKE MUSTACHES

boomlawyered

S'cool, we're still taller than you even as babies.

Now shadap.

(Hm. Babies with fake mustaches, possible awesome.)

That sounds fake, Steven

It's not. I'll get the pic sometime.

but I'm pretty sure I have baby Mike as Batman somewhere.

That'd beat the one of me as Robin for sure..

[Johncarllos]

Mike, the one with snow in your hood?

[ASR]

when i have my baby i will make him wear these fake mustaches

i must remember not to lose them

[Mikero]

DUH YES JORHN.
But it's not snow in my hood, it's just a white furring inside of the hood apparently. Looks like it's full of snow though.

(Hm. Babies with fake mustaches. Must get the Investigators to investigate further.)

[preventerWIND]

Let's get Sherlock Mike and Dr.WINDson on the job.

[ASR]

...and ASR?

[preventerWIND]

*sigh*

And ASR..

[ASR]

: D

[Mikero]

He can be the dog.

[ASR]

Someone draw cover artwork for the children's book.

[Mikero]

Not it.

[preventerWIND]

Not it.

[Fatso]

You wouldn't want what I'd come up with.

So not it.

[ASR]

Are we just gonna' play Not It until one person is left and has to do it?

Not it.

Because that'd be cool.

[Johncarllos]

I'll do it.

TOO BAD TODAY IS OPPOSITE DAY.

[Lunchebox]

If it was actually opposite day, then that would mean it's not opposite day.

[Mikero]

Isn't Opposite Day just Regular Night?

[ASR]

I remember how seriously I took Opposite Day as a kid.

Very.

[Snare]

When it's opposite day, the meaning of the word opposite is actually the opposite of opposite which is normal but the opposite of which is not normal.

SOB

[Vinchenz Rock]

It's not opposite day today, you awesome, conceived after marriage... aliens?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

.

[Chron]

Snake needs to take off that face paint and quick.
oh wait that's you

right
good luck spy

[Johncarllos]

Where is the Spy's cigarette?

Gentlemen?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Where is the Spy's cigarette?

In this picture.

[Johncarllos]

Eh.
I'm more of a Soldier....

[Mikero]

There's only two spies anyone should dress up as. One wears white and the other wears black but they're both actually white and are both named Spy.

[Chron]

... urge to create custom Team Fortress 2 skins rising...

[Johncarllos]

goatee+sideburns.

[ChaosVortex]

If I had my own personal goatee, I'd want it thinner than that. Just around the edge of my chin.

[preventerWIND]

Fix'd

[Mikero]

Get a tan.

[ChaosVortex]

ORDER NOW AND GET CANCER ABSOLUTELY FREE.

[Mikero]

That's an overreaction.

[ASR]

Bam!

[Majikn]

I don't hate tanned skin but I certainly don't consider it better or worse than pale skin at this point.

There are plenty of pale people who I find attractive.

[Johncarllos]

I don't hate tanned skin but I certainly don't consider it better or worse than pale skin at this point.

There are plenty of pale people who I find attractive.

Thanks~

Alec, keep growing the hair.

[Chron]

... you know, if he had a scraggly mustache he might look kinda like Gallagher.

[ASR]

Ew.

And I kind of like the longer hair, kind of don't.

[Johncarllos]

Seriously, get it way long, then put it in a pony tail.
Then get a Goatee.
And a bandana.

[ASR]

Never.

Ever.

[Mikero]

I don't hate tanned skin but I certainly don't consider it better or worse than pale skin at this point.

There are plenty of pale people who I find attractive.

I wasn't serious.

I like plenty of alabaster beauties and mahogany goddesses all the same

Bam!

April fools!

[Majikn]

Well, you wouldn't have had to be serious for me to end up saying so.

I'm just wondering how Snare quoted you in a completely different topic.

[Snare]

It's because Mikero is stupid and says whenever John shows his beautiful face. :@


IM JUST WONDERING WHY YOUR HEAD IS A TOILET

[ASR]

...um... Snare.

Your signature.

Today is April Fool's Day, Snare.

Not Halloween, Snare.

<3

[Snare]

UH OH. I DUNNIT AGAIN.

[preventerWIND]

HEY LOOKIT A SKULL

[Johncarllos]

It's because Mikero is stupid and says whenever John shows his beautiful face. :@

Thank you~

[Mikero]

I like my hat and my plunger.

Shuttap and get a tan JOHN.

Well, you wouldn't have had to be serious for me to end up saying so.

I'm just wondering how Snare quoted you in a completely different topic.

It's because Mikero is stupid and says whenever John shows his beautiful face. :@

It's just a joke. Caring about skin colour would actually be like going against my own existence and birth (biracial). Really it's derived from an episode of Family Guy, I won't get into it but basically Peter runs through a scene in a park naked while Mayor Adam West is reading a paper or something on a bench. After Peter exits the shot Adam West looks up and off screen and instead of saying the obvious thing about Peter being naked he says "Ugh... Get a tan."

And it was really funny to me, but I'm not gonna bother trying to convince anyone it's funny because that serves to make it less funny.