Matricians: Show Yourselves!

[Johncarllos]

It is dreamy.

[Mikero]

¬_¬

[Snare]

You're just jealous disturbed of our love everything!

[Vinchenz Rock]

I called Opal twice before.

[ASR]

Jake and I used to have phone sex, no biggie.

[Snare]

I'm better than Opal, Jake and you combined though. :@

[ASR]

Who's the "you" there?

[NovaMan XP]

Everyone.

[Chron]

Not you, ASR.
That would be like adding zero to 10.

Doesn't change the fact that it's still less than a billion.

[preventerWIND]

This isn't me, but it's the girl that I'm trying to get with, thought I'd show you guys. But instead of showing her actual photo, I'll show you this pretty photoshopped version! Isn't she pretty?

(she actually loved the zombied pic though)

[Vinchenz Rock]

My heart skipped a beat for the moment I saw her face...




I mean, seriously, your post was the latest new post and next thing I know some red eyed demon thing appears right in front of my face. Totally unexpected, too.

[ASR]

HE CALLED YOUR GIRL A RED-EYED DEMON THING

[preventerWIND]

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!!

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Nah, just forget it WIND.
Women are a waste of time.
Also, her taste in clothing is questionable.

[Johncarllos]

I like Wind's Zombie pics...

[Majikn]

One piece of clothing can't account for the quality of an entire wardrobe!

SIMILARLY, just because one woman rejects you doesn't mean the rest are going to be like that. Rejection isn't so much a waste of time as going out with someone for a while and finding out they never really liked you, anyway.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Shut up, foo.
Also, it's flannel, so I think is does account for something.

[Mikero]

Nah, the flannel print type is a bit in right now so you gotta deal with it Sano. Because the actual clothes are cut different from flannel in the past, I kinda dig it.

[Johncarllos]

I love flannel.
Some nice plaid flannel shirts, black and red.
Oh yeah.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Sorry, I forgot to factor in the lumberjack/Canadian factors.

[Snare]

C'mere Sano and give me a big hug. :@

[preventerWIND]

I have some plaid shirts, which are pretty eh. On the other hand I have some wicked plaid board shorts, black white and red.

Flannel don't look too good on me though.

I like Wind's Zombie pics...

THANK YOU JOHN~

[Johncarllos]

̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̊̋̌̍ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎.̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎...̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎.. ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎..̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎..̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡  ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~HE ͡҉ ҉̔̕WHO͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟ WA͡҉ ҉̔̕̚~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ITS BEHIND ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉
͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇THE ͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉WALL ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇͡҉
҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇

͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝HE COMES ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̒̓̔̚̕̚E ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚WHO W ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ L SING T̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍E E̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔D OF THE ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇EARTH̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒
ZALGO
H ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠E ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍AW̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕AIT҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖S IN̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟DARK҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉SS
̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖W̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕TH̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉HIS ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉CRIES҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜OF̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠DA҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑... ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏K ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̔̕̚̕̚NED ̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍D ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏ ̒̓̔̕̚ESPAIR ̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓ ̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇ ̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋ ̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞ ̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍ ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎...
HE COMES ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚

H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌... ͡҉҉
҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙
͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇


͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝

[Vinchenz Rock]

Um, John...

WTF?

[preventerWIND]

Seriously. ##### off Zalgo. You're a total jackass, man.

[ASR]

JOHN, YOUR POST APPEARS TO NOT APPEAR AS INTENDED

[Johncarllos]

I'm sorry, all I heard was

JO͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇HN, YO҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌..҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌..UR P͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇OST A͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇PPEAR҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌..S TO N͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇OT APP҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌..EAR AS INTE͡҉ ҉̔̕̚̕̚҉ ~ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇NDED

[ASR]

Really? And what did that SOUND like?

[Vinchenz Rock]

I didn't even know those ASCII characters existed.

[Johncarllos]

It's abusing superscripting and subscripting that's built into some characters.

Go look up Zalgo Text on Google.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

Whatever, WIND, pay attention.
The women folk are a waste of time.

[Snare]

AND YOU FULLY UTILIZE YOUR TIME TO ITS MAXIMUM POTENTIAL? :@

And what about men folk, are they a waste?

[Johncarllos]

Women are the bees knees.

[Chron]

I didn't even know those ASCII characters existed.

DO I HAVE TO B҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ AT Y͡҉҉ ) ҉ ҉'RE FA ҉C ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑  IN ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ,  ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ BOY?

These are characters not present in ASCII, but Unicode.
Learn.

[ASR]

It just looks like gibberish to me, so stop doing it. I don't get what's supposed to be cool or fun about typing like that.

I just see a #####load of squares and a couple of exploding suns.

And unreadable sentences.

So stop.

[preventerWIND]

Yeah, and it's some how it's stretching the page. Stretching is NEVER good!

[Mikero]

Yeah that looks #####e.

Sorry, I forgot to factor in the lumberjack/Canadian factors.

You need new material.

[Vinchenz Rock]

I didn't even know those ASCII characters existed.

These are characters not present in ASCII, but Unicode.
Learn.

I was going to say Unicode but I didn't think most people here would understand.

[Chron]

... really.

Yeah, and it's some how it's stretching the page. Stretching is NEVER good!

What? It is not.
Your monitor is wrong.
You're wrong.
Go home, Wind.

[ASR]

Yeah, it IS stretching the page.

Is it supposed to look like this?

[ChaosVortex]

Mine looks like this.

[Mikero]

..... you made it say "JohnCrallos"...

[preventerWIND]

...

Aheheh..

[Chron]

ASR has a bunch of "missing character" boxes, so I suspect that there's something wrong with his selection of text encoding for viewing web pages.

[ASR]

APPARENTLY.

[Chron]

You should use a cream for that.

[ASR]

"He's agnostic."
"I think they make a cream for that!"

[Johncarllos]

This is how it's supposed to look.

[ASR]

...lame.

[Mikero]

Yep.