Matricians: Show Yourselves!

[dzx9]

The heart shape brand on my left wrist is a dead give away it's me.


Though that is a really weird effect...

[Jakey]

Well the neck bulge sorta goes behind his sideburns, so it looks like someone's wearing an x9 mask.

[Talon Draukner]

This is me and my preggo girlfriend that I just moved in with. The kid is not mine, long story, I'll explain later or you can ask Ares. LMAO

[Orange Devil]

What's up Crispin Glover?

[dzx9]

That's a really #####ty situation to be in.

[Mikero]

I would not be LMAO.

[Captain Sanoguchi]

...But the kid is-a not my son!

[Johncarllos]

Some recent photos of me, facebook'd for ease. No worries, just click the link to see pictures.
http://hs.facebook.com/p.php?i=540196030&k=4VBY22SZPXTF61ADVC42S

...I think it works....

[Edgecrusher]

You kind of look like a strawberry.

[KPL]

Strawberry's are red. Ýou're more like.. belgian chocolate.

In other news: Here's a recent me covered in a yellow banana suit with drawings of a deer on it.

[ASR]

Such an odd picture and such an odd sweatshirt.

[Johncarllos]

I don't see any deer.

Thanks guys!
Wind said I looked like santa with the red face and snowy beard. It made me warm inside.

Deep inside.

[orclev]

Some recent photos of me, facebook'd for ease. No worries, just click the link to see pictures.
http://hs.facebook.com/p.php?i=540196030&k=4VBY22SZPXTF61ADVC42S

...I think it works....

I'm not sure why, but that link redirected me to my facebook message inbox.  O.o

[Majikn]

When I'm not logged in I can see the picture, but when I'm logged in... INBOX.

What the hell?

[Mikero]

Same. I think it's because when you're logged in Facebook knows you aren't allowed to poke around that network.

[KPL]

I don't see any deer.

But there are, my friend. There are.

It's a vest from Nike which has a zip on both sides. Meaning: If you have two vests with the same system, you can zip 'em up!

[ASR]

That is...

...oh god, that's awesome. No lie, that's the sort of dumb thing I live for.

[preventerWIND]

If I'm understanding this right, you could zip up a couple hundred vests like that together.. and make like, octopus pants!!

[KPL]

That is...

...oh god, that's awesome. No lie, that's the sort of dumb thing I live for.

Word. Pretty neat, huh?

www.hypebeast.com

I'm guessing you know that site already then.

[Edgecrusher]

Aren't we the hip one?

[KPL]

Aren't we the hip one?

*Takes it as a compliment*

Gee, thanks! I try to keep up lol 

[ASR]

I just like the idea of octopus pants, not so much the actual sweatshirts.

[dzx9]

This is what I do to people when I'm bored:

[Mikero]

Afraid of pizza?

[Orange Devil]

So DZX9 hang out with n4kk3d people too?

[Xearez]

So DZX9 hang out with n4kk3d people too?

Uh...........yea...........

[Johncarllos]

What is that in the background of the first picture?

[Captain Sanoguchi]

So DZX9 hang out with n4kk3d people too?

Do you hang out with naked people?

[dzx9]

It's Southern California. People are naked here.

[CM]

What part of Southern Cali? I happen to be in So Cal as well.

[dzx9]

Oceanside.

[Mikero]

Tim Glomb said Tony Hawk is a SoCal wussbag. Do you guys know Tony Hawk? I hear he is a SoCal wussbag. Do you know him?

I don't know why I'm talking like that.

[dzx9]

Yeah, he lives or lived in Carlsbad fairly close to where I used to live.

[ChaosVortex]

Right. So, me playing Phoenix Wright reminded me of my Halloween pics. I was Phoenix for Halloween. Anyone wanting to be a critic, I'll say this first: The hair is really hard to do. Gimme a break. ._.;

Anyway, first one sucks. Picture is too tiny.
Second one, I think it turned out pretty good.
Third... at least I attempted. Counts for something, right? Right?

EDIT: Cut all the unneccessary crap out of the pics.

[preventerWIND]

Good job, the tie though.. like I said before. Phoenix Wrave! *raves*

[ChaosVortex]

It's pretty good, considering there's no real money involved for preparing for the outfit. Redish tie. Blue suit. Blue pants. Hair Gel. Done.

Yeah, the tie wasn't perfect, but it worked.

[dzx9]

That's awesome.

Third picture rules

[ChaosVortex]

Well, I thought the pose could've been better now, but...

*Does an Edgeworth bow*

[Jakey]

That's pretty cool, but I don't think that it's a very good Halloween costume.  People would just assume you were a handsomely dressed young man rather than an ACE ATTORNEY.

[dzx9]

Mr. Wilby: Well, I'll be, Mr. Pibb. Look at that strapping young gentleman over there.
Mr. Pibb: Mmm yes, Mr. Wilby. He must be some sort of ace attorney.
Mr. Wilby: You really think so? Perhaps an attorney. But an ACE attorney? You must be mad sir.
Mr. Pibb: Are you bringing my judgement into judgement, my learned friend?
Mr. Wilby: Why yes, I do say I am.
Mr. Pibb: Fisty cuffs it is then, sir.

Two British gents died that night.

You bastard.

[Jakey]

Objection.

[dzx9]

OBJECTION!

[Snare]

Look ma' I'm doing it! Guffaw.

[preventerWIND]

The butter tart is a lie.

[Mikero]

::looks at the walls::

What are you in grade 5?

[ChaosVortex]

That's pretty cool, but I don't think that it's a very good Halloween costume.  People would just assume you were a handsomely dressed young man rather than an ACE ATTORNEY.

That was slightly the point. There are too many douchebags at my school who will heckle you for dressing up as a videogame character, so I wanted to avoid that.

I got a few intellegent respectable people though who caught the outfit. Anyone else just asked and I responded, "I'm a lawyer."

[Snare]

::looks at the walls::

What are you in grade 5?

I was originally going to say "ignore the walls". Yeah, they kinda let students paint stuff on the bricks for a nominal fee. :[

[preventerWIND]

Your bricks need pr0n.

[ChaosVortex]

I was originally going to say "ignore the walls". Yeah, they kinda let students paint stuff on the bricks for a nominal fee. :[

I would write "It cost me five bucks to write something here. ####ing cheapskates..."

[Mikero]

::looks at the walls::

What are you in grade 5?

I was originally going to say "ignore the walls". Yeah, they kinda let students paint stuff on the bricks for a nominal fee. :[

That's cool but the paintings themselves seem lame.