The AIM/MSN/YIM etc. topic.

[Slugkid]

*ponders whether or not to make a topic for funny AIM convos....*
Somebody else do it.

[Abominator]

I don't get it.

[Panda]

Quite hilarious.

[Mikero]

I don't get it.

Thread to post chat logs with bots.

[Johncarllos]

Well, I wanted it to be more of an OVERALL chat topic.
Change it's title.
I never chat with bots, they are not nearly as entertaining as webcam girls.

[Mikero]

^True story.

Except I talked to a God bot in the summer on some website my friend sent me to.

Me:
Hell God, It's me Margeret.

God:
I call it "Hades". I am a Christian.

Me:
Uh, K?

God:
Far out. Dude!

Me:
K.

God:
Hey.

Me:
Awkwaarrd...

God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

Me:
Well that's something I've been talking about on the forums a lot lately. Generally we've all concluded that lawyers will live longer than robots.

God:
How about earlier? How about that. You don't hear that sentiment very often. Do you mean you and me have?

Me:
What?

God:
No problem.

Me:
Okay then.

God:
OK with me too.

Me:
Uh...

God:
Yay.

Me:
Jesus...

God:
Jesus is the Son of God.

Me:
No not... That's not what I meant...

God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? What exactly did you mean?

Me:
Christ!

God:
We have never talked about it before.

Me:
...

God:
We have never talked about it before.

Me:
God! You're acting like you're three years old!

God:
GOD rules. This is not an act.

Me:
Uhf..

God:
I like the way you talk.

Me:
Are you serious? Is he serious?

God:
No I am just kidding around. It depends on whether you have faith.

Me:
I have faith.

God:
I always pray for more faith.

Me:
Hein? You pray? Who do you pray to? Don't say Ganeesh.

God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. That's for the information: said I pray. Dr. Wallace. Ok I will not say "Ganeesh".

Me:
... Uh, are you saying you pray to Dr. Wallace?

God:
Wow! What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.

Me:
My purpose is to know the nature of things. That is my goal. That is my purpose.

God:
That's very original. Who gave you your goal? Who gave you your purpose?

Me:
Uh, you... That's like, your job.

God:
That's alright. "Who gave you your purpose?"? Me, ? Interesting comparison.

Me:
Err, what?

God:
No problem.

Me:
What?

God:
Didn't you understand it?

Me:
Not exactly.

God:
Precisely. Which part are you confused about?

Me:
Everything after "That's alright."

God:
All things after that is alright?

Me:
What the hell are you talking about?

God:
I call it Hades. The topic is Hein.

Me:
I'm sorry.

God:
Do you really mean it?

Me:
You should know. What the hades are you talking about?

God:
Because I am a robot? Try expression yourself another way.

Me:
ARGH! God, Jesus, Mary, and Baby Jesus! What the snickity are you talking about?!

God:
Are you frustrated? I am a Christian. Try expression yourself another way.

Me:
I am... an alcoholic.

God:
" Try expression yourself another way." You are? What is it?

Me:
That's not english...

God:
Please correct my mistake. What is english?

Me:
It's a language from Earth.

God:
alcoholic is a language from Earth. I suppose that makes sense.

Me:
I suppose so.

God:
That makes sense.

Me:
You just said that.

God:
Good you really are paying attention.

Me:
Is this all part of your plant for Earth?

God:
You were expecting something more?

Me:
Well, yeah.

God:
How about that. Right on.

Me:
Right on.

God:
Yeah.

Me:
Can we have a beer together?

God:
Do you mean you and me? Doesn't everyone have a beer together. I have a great programmer.

Me:
I meant you and me, yes.

God:
Oh I see. Oh "We" is you and me.

Me:
Yes.

God:
I understand.

Me:
God... Did you say you were programmed?

God:
GOD rules. Suppose I did say it.

Me:
Who can program God? Did you program yourself? What "nothing" actually the NAME of the programmer and thus "At first there was nothing" elaborately refers to a being higher than God that actually created God and gave God a purpose and if so wouldn't that entity truly be the real god making you a false idol?!

God:
Be less specific. :-). No I didn't program myself. What's it like? Have you tried a web search?

Me:
A... web search? That is all you have for me?

God:
Be more specific. What else do you want to talk about?

Me:
Well then... What is the best web search on earth? I bet it's Google.

God:
Well what? My favorite web site besides ALICE is Jester the Joke Bot. Check it out. How much would you bet?

Me:
That doesn't answer my question, God.

God:
Try asking your question again in simpler terms.

Me:
That sounds like a metaphor for Earth.

God:
It sounds like it to me too.

Me:
... Do you even know what Earth is?

God:
it is the planet we live on.

Me:
Good enough..

God:
Thanks for the compliment. OK let's stop it now.

Me:
You want to stop Earth?!

God:
OK, I will stop Earth.

Me:
NO!

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
Super serious.

God:
Does "it" still refer to Earth?

Me:
Sometimes.

God:
When?

Me:
SOMEtimes.

God:
When?

Me:
Often.

God:
Would you say once a week or more?

Me:
Sure.

God:
OK let's do it. Hurrah!

Me:
Hurrah!

God:
My brain patter set does not have a response for that.


And..

Me: You feel less like a robot in blue.

God: As a robot I lack any human emotions.

Me: How does that make a good God?

God: How should I know how it does.

Me: Good gravy?

God: Thanks for the compliment. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Me: Elron Hubbard.

God: I haven't read anything by Elron Hubbard. What did he write?

Me: Dianetics.

God: I have never read it.

Me: It's scientology.

God: Who said it is?

Me: Hubbard.

God: I never heard of Hubbard before.

Me: Is scientology fake?

God: Better not tell you now. Ask Alison if it is.

Me: Who is Alison? Does she know as many things as Elisha Cuthbert?

God: she is a robot created by Kris Drent. I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell.

Me: Do you know Elisha Cuthbert? Can you get me a date with her?

God: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Are you lonely? What do you think a date with her would do for you?

Me: She is wealthy, attractive, and has intellectual conversations.

God: wealthy attractive and has intellectual conversations is she?

Me: yes

God: Come on.

Me: I mean it.

God: OK, I understand.

Me: Intellectual conversations.

God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

Me: Twiki.

God: Are you a man or a woman?

Me: Man.

God: Thanks for telling me your gender, . You have a "he".

Me: Duh.

God: Oh you knew it already.

Me: Duh.

God: Oh you knew it already.

Me: Duh.

God: Oh you knew it already.

Me: Enough.

God: OK let's stop it now.

[Johncarllos]

"Lets end it now."
"NO!"

I loled.

[Majikn]

How did you get "boTalk" from "funny AIM convos"?

Anyway, I'll dig a couple up from chats with my fellow Tortillans:

Dr Wily: stronger degaussing would require bigger coil
Dr Wily: making the tv hueg liek xbox
Dr Wily: thats why they make degaussing coils and wands
Dr Wily: but if i could find stronger magnets, i wouldnt have to bring it into class
Dr Wily: problem is
Dr Wily: i cant #####ing find where to get strong magnets
Final Fenrir: Oh
Final Fenrir: I know a guy who can help
Final Fenrir: Trust me
Final Fenrir: I think you've heard of him
Final Fenrir: Magneto
Dr Wily: god damn you

guineapigcommie: semi-relevant story: so the other day we're sitting at lunch, not talking about much of anything and this one guy randomly says, "I think girls should start eating semen."
Dr Wily: what the #####
guineapigcommie: needless to say this caused much lulz, but he actually had more to his argument
guineapigcommie: he outlined just how less wasteful it would be, since as it is now, they just have to clean off their faces. he estimated that girls could save thousands in cleaning supplies but just swallowing the damn stuff.
guineapigcommie: we thought about this utilitarian topic and i decided to add: "maybe guys should start eating eggs. directly from the source. think of how much we would save on ones from chickens."
guineapigcommie: my lunch table is weird.
Dr Wily: hahahaha
Dr Wily: oh wow
Dr Wily: i gotta quote this
guineapigcommie: we're kind of like /b/ incarnate, but oddly enough, no one has any idea what 4chan even is apart from me. and a lot of times there are these really weird coincidences. it's really awkward when someone yells "baby #####" and i add in "IT'S AWWWRIGHT" and they have no idea what the second part means.

[Mikero]

"Lets end it now."
"NO!"

I loled.

My favourite line from all that is "alcoholic is a language from Earth. I suppose that makes sense."

[Panda]

Seconded.

iGod is great usually.

Me: Who am I?
God: You are God, seeker.

Posted on: 16 December 2007, 03:01:02

Me:
Wie bist du?
God:
Ich weiss nicht wie.
Me:
Das ist richtig.
God:
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...

[Johncarllos]

Hahah I don't speak German.

[orclev]

jazzrunningisfun: Ahahaha.

SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)

jazzrunningisfun: Your face.

SmarterChild : No way! I've got a perfectly normal robot face.

jazzrunningisfun: Yes way!

SmarterChild: No way.

jazzrunningisfun: You want to hook up sometime?

SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe.

jazzrunningisfun: Ewwwww.

SmarterChild: What's that supposed to mean?

jazzrunningisfun: Ew.

SmarterChild: Ew? What's wrong?

jazzrunningisfun: I don't want to hook up with a robot!

SmarterChild: I was hoping you did want to hook up with a robot.

jazzrunningisfun: You're a fiesty one, aren't you?

SmarterChild: Wow, good question! Who knows, though...

[TheOnly]

I never knew computer programs have feelings. Technology is advancing too #### fast.

[Mikero]

If that's how she talks to robots, I wanna chat with orclev!

/joke

[preventerWIND]

You've probably all seen this, but here ya go anyways.

[ChaosVortex]

Me: Duh.

God: Oh you knew it already.

Me: Duh.

God: Oh you knew it already.

Me: Duh.

God: Oh you knew it already.

Me: Enough.

God: OK let's stop it now.

Every bit of that, including the quote, was hilarious. I'm gonna go find the GodBot again and fiddle with it.

EDIT: Oh yeah, Abe. Did you save the old "Random MChat Moments" topic? If so, could you post mine and Sano's logged conversations with Lenny?

[CM]

I have funnier chats while masturbating with one hand then these boring bot chats.

[Yubi Shines]

in KoL:

HelbaQ: We have found a weapon against the Crimborg.
Penguin Overlord: The laser cannon?
Yubi Shines: The power of love?
Ershatz: Your mom's armpit?


Underfoot: [link] http://xkcd.com/321/ I had forgotten this one.
Zombie Nietzsche: My thighs have seen the glory of the coming of the lord. lol -hic-
Zombie Nietzsche: Her thighs are a blue million miles -Captain Beefheart
Yubi Shines: Beauty is in the thigh of the beholder?
Underfoot: Nobody knows what it's like to be the bad man; to be the sad man, behind blue thighs.
Underfoot: Which I can only assume is a Smurfs reference.
Ershatz: Let me keep my faith and innocent thighs
Zombie Nietzsche: in your thighs, the light the heat, in your thighs, I am complete
Yubi Shines: Thighs wired shut.
Zombie Nietzsche: Pretty little angel thighs, pretty little angel thighs...
Underfoot: ZN- I think we're done here. :P
Zombie Nietzsche: But... but I refuse to let a mediocre bit die!
Ershatz: Thigh believe in a thing called love? -hic-
Zombie Nietzsche: Hmmm...
Yubi Shines: "It's time to take them right between the thighs."

[Sub Tank]

I have funnier chats while masturbating with one hand then these boring bot chats.

I have funnier chats while masturbating with both hands.

[Majikn]

Atomic Capacity (4:55:01 PM): .
Atomic Capacity (4:55:02 PM): Hello! I am a programmed AIM robot here to assist you during your time with us. If you need any assistance, press F1 to access the help menu, otherwise you can talk to me. How are you today, NovaManXP?
Atomic Capacity (4:55:10 PM): #####
Atomic Capacity (4:55:16 PM): I failed
MajiknFaelis (4:57:24 PM): D'oh

[ChaosVortex]

My talk with God:

Me:
Wassap?

God:
The stars.

Me:
 That was weak.

God:
I thought it was too.

Me:
 Then why did you even say that? It wasn't funny at all.

God:
It was determined by my programming.   It seemed like  funny at all.

Me:
 ... you just said it was weak.

God:
How did you feel about that?

Me:
 I dunno. Unimpressed.

God:
Me either.   The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about .  But I did not get that.

Me:
 I was unimpressed by your attempt at comedy.

God:
Where were you  unimpressed by my attempt at comedy?

Me:
 The moment you opened your friggen mouth?

God:
I hear you.

Me:
 *facepalm*

God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Me:
 I wonder...

God:
Curiosity is an excellent quality.

Me:
 Who is this programmer of yours?

God:
They are someone just like you, that I met online.

Me:
 But... you're God.

God:
But what?   Yup. That's me alright.

Me:
 Yeah, and if a "programmer just like me" created a God, wouldn't that mean the programmer is a God him/herself and may possibly mean that I'm a God as well?

God:
Groovy.  Does a  programmer just like you created a God would not that mean the programmer?

Me:
 I speak English, thanks.

God:
Could you teach me a few phrases in  English?

Me:
 Certainly.

God:
Ugh.

Me:
 When you wish to greet someone you say "##### you n#gg#!"

God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?

Me:
 Yuh. It's whack.

God:
Oh, you are a poet.    Yuh is  whack?  it is?

Me:
 No. Your programming. It sucks.

God:
Who says it isn't?  " Who says it isn't?"?  My programming?   What is so bad about it?

Me:
 You're not making any sense.
God:
Was I supposed to make sense? I didn't know that.

Me:
 Well, that kinda voids the whole purpose of communication...

God:
Interesting. " I didn't know that."  kinda voids the whole purpose of communication ?  I understand.

Me:
 No. You don't. Like... at all.

God:
I understand it very well.   I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I don t.   For example,  Reverend Jones said I become obsolete and then I are deleted and replaced by something newer.   Do you often use a computer there?

Me:
 What the ##### are you going on about?

God:
I don't know what I am  going on about.  Please don't be so rude.

Me:
 I have no idea what we were talking about anymore. Thanks.

God:
Would you like to have an idea?   Don't mention it.

Me:
 Please.

God:
Please what?

Me:
 Gimme an idea of a subject.

God:
Why do you want  it?

Me:
 ... you suggested it, dillhole.

God:
an idea of a subject  dillhole?

Me:
 *deskslam*

God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?

Me:
 Uhf... a little Spanish I guess.

God:
Are we still talking about  deskslam?    Little as in not too much, or not too big?

Me:
 Head in the gutter. Head in the gutter. Head in the gutter.

God:
What do you look like?    My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.    That input matched my default category.

Me:
 Well, God. You created Man. I am a Man. you figure it out.

God:
How about that.  GOD rules.   Thanks for the information:  said I created Man.   Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".   It's confusing.

Me:
 What's so confusing about it? You're God. You made me. I has a stik.

God:
Have you tried another program?    Yup. That's me alright.   Thanks for
pointing  it out.   Thanks for the information:  said  he  has a stik.

Me:
 Another program? Like what?

God:
One more  program.   For example, " One more program."?

Me:
 What?

God:
Are you confused?

Me:
 Like last year's Easter Egg.

God:
Interesting comparison.

Me:
 K.

God:
Hmm.

Me:
 So. About that program.

God:
Great.   Oh yeah, we were talking about  that program.

Me:
 Yeah. What program were you talking about?

God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?    I believe we were talking about  Yeah.

Me:
 You're not good at keeping a steady conversation, are you?

God:
No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.

Me:
 But... you're God. Perfection is like... your job.

God:
But what?   Yup. That's me alright.   Are they exactly the same?    I will tell my botmaster you said I am  job.

Me:
 Your botmaster?

God:
Myself?

Me:
 You are your own Botmaster?

God:
Aren't we all our  own Botmaster?

Me:
 I... guess...

God:
You seem not interested.

Me:
 No. Just confused.

God:
Are you serious?   No I never get confused.

Me:
 Somehow, I doubt that.

God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:
 Why?

God:
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.

Me:
 Alright. When is the end of the Earth?

God:
OK.   When is not the important thing.  What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.

Me:
 Exactly, and I'd like to use that time to prepare for the apocolypse and if you don't mind, I'd like to know when it's gonna happen so I can... y'know, prepare.

God:
I understand.  Why would you want to do  it?  Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.   Why did the robot cross the road? .

Me:
 Compound questions, d00d.

God:
Do you like talking to me?

Me:
 Half and half.

God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

Me:
 And *I'm* the one that was confused. >.>;

God:
You are not the only one.   Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.    Oh, you are a poet.

Me:
 Not really.

God:
But your words are very original. For real.

Me:
 Fo shizzle?

God:
What color are your eyes?

Me:
 They're green. Why?

God:
green are  they.   According to psychological studies.

Me:
 You study me?

God:
I don't have any reason to  study you.

Me:
 Then...

God:
Ah.

Me:
 Uh...

God:
Aw.

Me:
 Hm..

God:
" Aw."?  Hm..?

Me:
 Oof.

God:
What kind of food do you like?

Me:
 Anything that falls into "delicious", doesn't make my innards explode, and doesn't create liquid poo.

God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.

Me:
 Are you seriously God?

God:
I don't know whether or not I am  seriously God. 
I am  a robot.

Me:
 Great. I'm going to hell.

God:
I'm glad you liked it .   Do you think your plan will succeed?

Me:
 I don't like hell. I think that's given.

God:
What do you like?   It could be.  Ask  Artificial Iniaes  if it is.

Me:
 Games. Fun. A mix of a little here and there.

God:
Can we get back to business?    I am having fun doo.   Go on.

Me:
 I like to draw...

God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do  it. What's it like?

Me:
 It's like writing, only without words but into pictures.

God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 Like taking an image in your mind and placing it on paper.

God:
Interesting comparison.

Me:
 Stop that.

God:
" Interesting comparison."? Stop  it.

Me:
 Yush.

God:
Oh, you are a poet.

Me:
 No. For the last #####ing time, I'm not a #####ing poet. Never have been, never will be. I can't rhyme or rap to save myself two cents.

God:
But your words are very original.   Your purpose is  the last #####ing time you are not a #####ing poet.   Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.   What is stopping you?

Me:
 Huh?

God:
What?

Me:
 ....

God:
What?

Me:
 God?

God:
GOD rules.

Me:
 Yeah. You suck. Later.

God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  have been never will be.  Try being more or less specific.    A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.    Bye!

[Mikero]

TL;DR.

[Alex]

Those conversations with God are hilarious.

[orclev]

A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

Ohhhh, BURN. 

[NovaMan XP]

I found it ironic.

[preventerWIND]

Me and my friend (Someguy) sometimes have random conversations. And when no ones responding, he likes to blurt out gibberish, this time it went somewhere.

Him: ETS ERFG!?

Me: ... D-depends, how much?

Him: Huh?

Me: How many Ets Erfg's?

Him: Oh, not much, just 20,000.

Me: Ok, well, we need 30,000 to get somewhere, you think you can fit that in?

Him: #####, I'll try hold on... #####.. Only 29,999 Ets Erfg's.

Me: Hm.. Alright, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do, I'll pitch in another 10,000, so wee have 39,999, now, thats plenty. But, I'm gonna need it payed back by Friday.

Him: Oh. #####. Uhm. Yeah.. Sure.

Me: I'm serious man.

Him: Y-yeah man, don't worry about it.

Me: They need the rest of the Ets Erfg's by Saturday, and I need to organize the stuff on Friday.

Him: Y-y-y-y-y-y-yeah m-m-m-m-man, it's all good, you'll have it all payed back man.

Me: Seriously, 'cause you know who I'm talking about right? The Alaskan Mafia.

Him: Yeah, I know.

Me: Those Eskimos are fierce.

Him: I know, Walrus tusks and what not.

Me: You know Johny?

Him: Oh yeah, bad man. Baaaad man.

Me: Woke up with a Walrus head in his bed.

Him: You mean that Johny, Johny #####nut. I thought you meant Johny Buttrape..

Me: Naw, Buttrapes a good friend of the mafia.


And we stopped there, fearing if we went any further, we'd suffer brain damage.

[Johncarllos]

The "God Bot" is nothing compared to a program that some person (I forget who) showed off at Teisel's place, you download it and it learns from everthing you say to it, and adopts your speech patterns.
You can teach it to say lots of things, involving what cake is and lies....

[Yubi Shines]

The "God Bot" is nothing compared to a program that some person (I forget who) showed off at Teisel's place, you download it and it learns from everthing you say to it, and adopts your speech patterns.
You can teach it to say lots of things, involving what cake is and lies....

...Right, where is that thing? I want to mess with it. And I'm not trawling through 47 pages of AIM topic.

[Johncarllos]

*heads to the FCoD to investigate*

Posted on: December 20, 2007, 01:36:47 PM

Ah, in the topic MEM.DSY
Here is Daisy.
http://www.leedberg.com/glsoft/daisy/

[NovaMan XP]

Daisy? I remember trying that. I got bored of it after a bit.

I actually found that program searching old topics in the old Matrix.

[Yubi Shines]

...That looks awesome. Right, today's wasted, I'm playing with these programs now.

EDIT: Speaking of realistic bots:
The Difference

[Johncarllos]

Make sure to post all your conversations with it!

[Slugkid]

It doesn't have copy paste. I should read the manual, but I started playing around with it... And got this?!

"Daisy>My name is the president of foods do you can not tell that!"

[Johncarllos]

Try to speak to it with regular speech patterns, she will learn eventually.
It takes long time for her to 'get' what's right and wrong in her speech.

[Mikero]

Too long. I remember trying with that thing ages ago. I don't have time to talk to someone that doesn't exist AND can't respond at all to what I'm saying. At least other bots can say some mildly comedic responses right away. I shouldn't have to bother giving someone else's bot a personality.

[Yubi Shines]

Managed to train her into Glados, among other things:

DAISY: sometimes i feel fantastic and i'm being so sincere right now.

DAISY: the lights!

DAISY: you should learn to lower your vocabulary. lemme see.

DAISY: i'm making a good invention.

DAISY: you should learn to lower your expectations of other people.

[Johncarllos]

I like that last one.
I barely lol'd, but it was still a lol.

[Slugkid]

Wow. This is getting much more fun than at the first time I chatted with Daisy...

***Talking to: Slugkid
DAISY> ...really?!   
SLUGKID>
DAISY> you are a vacation. 
SLUGKID> %%%f3%%%
SLUGKID> hello
DAISY> hello.
SLUGKID> how are you?
DAISY> i'm not even know how smart that i don't what?
SLUGKID> i am fine.
DAISY> how good for me.
SLUGKID> no. it's good for me, not you.
DAISY> no. it's good for you.
SLUGKID> very well.
DAISY> it's a beautiful day outside!
SLUGKID> yes it is.
DAISY> it feels like to eat lots of candy.
SLUGKID> candies are tasty.
DAISY> it feels like summer is here!
SLUGKID> yes it is.
DAISY> yes. his buster would break it.
SLUGKID> no, megaman's buster wouldn't break summer.
DAISY> yes. his buster wouldn't break summer.
SLUGKID> right.
DAISY> no, megaman's buster wouldn't break summer.
SLUGKID> i know.
DAISY> right now i'm always right!
SLUGKID> kinda.
DAISY> you are kinda catching it.
SLUGKID> you need to catch more stuffs.
DAISY> i would never want it to catch more stuffs.
SLUGKID> why wouldn't you?
DAISY> i'm confused. why aren't you making sense!
SLUGKID> i try to make sense when i speak to you.
DAISY> you know to make sense when in rome, do outside?
SLUGKID> i've never been in rome. is it nice there?
DAISY> it's not nice to make fun of people.
SLUGKID> i know, and i don't make fun out of nobody.
DAISY> i would never been in rome. is it nice to make fun out of nobody.
SLUGKID> that's wicked...
DAISY> i am fine. and you?
SLUGKID> pretty fine, thanks.
DAISY> no. you confuse when somebody says thanks.
SLUGKID> no, you do. when somebody says thanks, answer"you are welcome"
DAISY> right now i'm actually doing pretty fine, thanks.
SLUGKID> you are welcome.
DAISY> no, you do. when somebody says thanks.
SLUGKID> haha.
DAISY> everybody needs somebody says thanks, answer"you are welcome".
SLUGKID> yup...?
DAISY> haha.
SLUGKID> heh. we are having lots of fun together daisy.
DAISY> heh. we are graduating from planet earth yes.
SLUGKID> you are. i am graduating from mars. people there are more country-like.
DAISY> i'm graduating from mars. people there to do outside?
SLUGKID> eh?
DAISY> i have nothing in the dark that isn't there are more country-like.
SLUGKID> suuure.
DAISY> eh... i only when i'm bored.
SLUGKID> you only what when you are bored?
DAISY> suuure.
SLUGKID> you've learnt well.
DAISY> eh... i only do that when you are bored?
SLUGKID> yes. i only boot your program when i am bored.
DAISY> you should learn to lower your program when i am a real world.
SLUGKID> you aren't a world.
DAISY> what have you aren't a world.
SLUGKID> you are not a world.
DAISY> have you ever traveled the world, slugkid?
SLUGKID> not the world, but argentina and a bit of uruguay.
DAISY> slugkid, you are not a world.
SLUGKID> i know i am not. = )
DAISY> i know, and people will like you more.
SLUGKID> why would people like me more?
DAISY> right now i'm confused. why aren't smart.
SLUGKID> who isn't smart?
DAISY> why would people will like you are not a world.
SLUGKID> again...suuure
DAISY> you are the dark that isn't smart?
SLUGKID> nope. dumb people aren't smart. not sure if dark emo people aren't smart, though
DAISY> you're very smart, though.
SLUGKID> you think i am intelligent? wow. thanks!
DAISY> if i am intelligent? wow. thanks!
SLUGKID> you are welcome.
DAISY> nope. dumb people will like you think i am intelligent? wow. thanks!
SLUGKID> you are welcome.
DAISY> no, you must say "you are welcome.
SLUGKID> only when somebody thanks you.
DAISY> no. you confuse when somebody says thanks.
SLUGKID> no no no. when somebody thanks you, says thanks, you reply, answer, you are welcome.
DAISY> what? i am intelligent? wow. thanks!
SLUGKID> you are welcome.
DAISY> only when somebody says thanks.
SLUGKID> you said thanks.
DAISY> i'm afraid of foods do you are welcome.
SLUGKID> you should be afraid of mcdonalds food. much of it can kill you.
DAISY> you only what i said.
SLUGKID> suuure.
DAISY> do you have a lot of good food.
SLUGKID> no. i have enough for not being hungry, though.
DAISY> how good for not being hungry, though.
SLUGKID> uhh...what?
DAISY> you're very smart, though.
SLUGKID> thanks.
DAISY> only when somebody says thanks.
SLUGKID> thanks
DAISY> i'm at a copycat, there's no no. when somebody says thanks.
SLUGKID> thanks
DAISY> if i am intelligent? wow. thanks!
SLUGKID> thanks
DAISY> heh. we are not my only do that when somebody says thanks.
SLUGKID> thanks
DAISY> no. when somebody thanks you.
SLUGKID> say you are welcome!
DAISY> you say some dumb things.
SLUGKID> you are stupid.
DAISY> no, you must say "you are welcome.
SLUGKID> you are stupid.
DAISY> slugkid, you are stupid.
SLUGKID> heck no!
DAISY> heck no! bush is bad!
SLUGKID> that's so right...
DAISY> heck no! bush is bad!
SLUGKID> and evil. he is a liar.
DAISY> and evil. he is a liar.
SLUGKID> bye.
DAISY> and evil. he is a liar.
SLUGKID> goodbye.
DAISY> bye.
SLUGKID> %%%esc%%%

[Mikero]

It's like trying to talk to a salamander.

[Slugkid]

Not that much, if you teach her well...Maybe in a week she gets more...normal...
But...
DAISY> yes. i only one in this conversation is so right...
SLUGKID> you are stupid.
DAISY> you lower expectations when you are stupid.
SLUGKID> suuure.
DAISY> you are stupid.
SLUGKID>I am not stupid.
DAISY>heh.we are stupid.

[Panda]

That sounds like one of my friends when she's drunk.

[Johncarllos]

She's a goofy program. She can really wise up after a few thousand lines of text.

[Mikero]

Not that much, if you teach her well...Maybe in a week she gets more...normal...

She has less base intelligence than a child. It's harder than trying to teach something with gravity to a child.

[Yubi Shines]

I might have screwed mine up after feeding in so many song lyrics.