Snare
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« on: 30 August 2017, 00:33:18 » |
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*megaman finishes torching the hell out of plant man who is burnt, sizzling and robo-dead) megaman: oh yeah thats how i like my weeds, i like them smoked. Protoman: PPFFFTTT HAAHahahHahahaha do u even no what u JUST said??? Reply if you "got it" don't reply if you haven't read it yet Posted on: 29 August 2017, 18:31:44
Should i report this to the mods its a bit risqué Abe? |
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Winged Warrior
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« Reply #37 on: 22 September 2017, 22:35:03 » |
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(Abe better see this thread. He must reap the crops he has sown.)
Are the crops Okra crops? Are you saying that Abe is responsible for the Okra? Also Planty, I'm not sure if I'm appeased or appalled by the fact that you're offering Rez plant-based foods. For some reason it seems really sick to me (and not because vegetables are garbage foods that have learned to blackmail our health, forcing us to eat them and to learn liking eating them). Even if you were to argue that you're offering Rez foods that plants produce to help scatter seeds and produce offspring, i'd still cry bull#####, because I know for certain that Rez doesn't ##### in the woods. Actually it occurs to me that I don't actually know that as a fact, and that I'm making a lot of assumptions here regarding Rez's bowel movements, which may cause concerns regarding my interest and education regarding Rezzo's defecate... so... Anyways, You should look at the mauling tent, as I do, as a state of Zen. One can only obtain true enlightenment when your skin is being pierced by an angry man eating (or in your case plant eating) rabbit. Actually that fact (paired with the above fecal obsession of mine) brings up a good point. Perhaps you're having such a disproportional period of time within the mauling tent as to help Mr. Nibbles (that's his name right? I can't effing remember) get his daily dose of fiber. I mean he is a rabbit, most rabbits eat plant flesh... Rez is just caring for his buddy in it's old age. I say quit being a jerk and get in that tent. Show your compassion and allow yourself to get mauled. |
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Snare
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« Reply #39 on: 23 September 2017, 03:37:25 » |
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Honestly WW, do you fleshlings weep whenever you serve up a steak? Okra is so far removed from the type of plant that, I, the Snare am. Oh boohoo I'm eating okra. As if. Listen, don't lump all us plants together, that's plain ignorant. Like, your pants, which you best be wearing now, are made from cotton, delicious nourishing chocolate contains cacao. All of these lovely items come from relatives of the precious little okra that you apparently want to kiss and marry.
THINK, MAN.
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« Last Edit: 23 September 2017, 03:45:45 by Snare »
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Winged Warrior
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« Reply #40 on: 23 September 2017, 17:34:59 » |
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Some of us "fleshlings" do, in fact, weep whenever ANYONE serves up steak. They whine whenever people grow the cows that make steaks. They're basically only capable of empathizing with animals and get really upset that the real monster was MAN all along.
Anyway, all you plants look alike to me. I'm not racist but it's all "long stems" and "pollen tubes" with you things. It's like: I get it, you want to mate, now please put your flowers away, there's children present.
You know, this brings up a good point. You gotta really respect Rez for dealing with you, indecent as you are, Your blossom bouncing in his face... as you try to bribe him with slimy, sliced, seed pods.
Rez lives matter Snare. You should check your privilege and get in that mauling tent.
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Mikero
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« Reply #44 on: 3 October 2017, 19:12:41 » |
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Honestly WW, do you fleshlings weep whenever you serve up a steak? Okra is so far removed from the type of plant that, I, the Snare am. Oh boohoo I'm eating okra. As if. Listen, don't lump all us plants together, that's plain ignorant. Like, your pants, which you best be wearing now, are made from cotton, delicious nourishing chocolate contains cacao. All of these lovely items come from relatives of the precious little okra that you apparently want to kiss and marry.
THINK, MAN.
Preach on, my nigella! (I can say that because my great great great great grandmother was a quarter Garidella) |
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