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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #50 on: 5 October 2017, 20:55:49 »
I pick plants for breakfast my stout shrubbery.  I'll pick as many as I like.
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« Reply #51 on: 5 October 2017, 21:25:27 »
Pick me and ye shall receive crude opium. Which will net you more jail time than the fact you just murdered a sentient, sapient non-human person.

Really this world.
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« Reply #52 on: 5 October 2017, 21:55:20 »
You don't produce poppy, you produce poopy.  And while that might be really #####ty, it's not illegal.
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Snare
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« Reply #53 on: 5 October 2017, 22:10:37 »
 ::) très drôle, Rêz.

Papaver goddamn somniferum. Says so right on the envelop from wherefore I done what came from before I was planted.
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« Reply #54 on: 6 October 2017, 00:56:54 »
You came from a packet of sesame seeds we used to make our hamburger buns with.  I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
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Snare
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« Reply #55 on: 6 October 2017, 07:33:57 »
How artisanal. Never pegged you as the type.
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« Reply #56 on: 9 October 2017, 15:28:10 »
I am the living embodiment of art and culture.
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« Reply #57 on: 13 October 2017, 06:43:03 »
Farts and vulture(being one).

Edit- once again I am merely lashing out because I did not get canadian thanksgiving this year. No headcheese or marrow for poor little Snarey. Not even a spare foot of a pheasant.

I was fed some dish called lasagna instead. Excuse me but this is kitty cat food if I'm to believe the newspaper.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #58 on: 13 October 2017, 18:06:12 »
Canadian Thanksgiving isn't even real thanksgiving anyway Snare, so it's ok.  Maybe I'll mail you some turkey on the REAL thanksgiving.  IF you're good.
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« Reply #59 on: 16 October 2017, 02:22:20 »
Hence why I didn't capitalize Thanksgiving or canadian. Most reputable atlases don't even list canada.
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Mikero
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« Reply #60 on: 16 October 2017, 14:16:07 »
I don't care for any thanksgiving, whether American or real.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #61 on: 16 October 2017, 16:21:22 »
The food is good.
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« Reply #62 on: 16 October 2017, 18:09:19 »
Of course you don't care for thanksgiving Mikero, you're a ninja so it's in your DNA to become taciturn and all mystical-like whenever there's a crowd.

Unless your whole family consists of ninjas and grandma keeps vanishing into the shadows and not knowing how to get out. Plus dry turkey sucks.
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« Reply #63 on: 16 October 2017, 20:53:41 »
As ninjas they celebrate Katanakka.
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Mikero
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« Reply #64 on: 16 October 2017, 21:03:23 »
I do enjoy the carving bit.
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White Shadow
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« Reply #65 on: 17 October 2017, 13:41:27 »


*WORLD NINJA DAY!
** Too bad nobody came.
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« Reply #66 on: 17 October 2017, 14:14:39 »
But there are lots of them there I don't get it?  ??? ??? ???
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White Shadow
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« Reply #67 on: 18 October 2017, 13:29:42 »
It's secret ninja humor.
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« Reply #68 on: 18 October 2017, 14:10:36 »
We don't have secrets here White Shadow.
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Mikero
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« Reply #69 on: 18 October 2017, 18:05:53 »
WS is half ninja, so he knows what's up.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #70 on: 18 October 2017, 18:23:12 »
WE ALSO DON'T HAVE SECRET CLUBS HERE.

You can go to Mchat like the rest of us.
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« Reply #71 on: 18 October 2017, 19:19:26 »
No SECRET CLUBS? Tell me what a fat lady eats, Rez.

Could it be... Tapas?
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #72 on: 18 October 2017, 21:21:04 »
Don't body shame, Snare.
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« Reply #73 on: 19 October 2017, 01:15:54 »
What? You know exactly what I'm talking about. Now go eat a burger twig boy, how will you ever birth any young with such feeble hips?
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« Reply #74 on: 19 October 2017, 16:34:28 »
The only things my hips do are shatter when I fall in the shower.
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Mikero
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« Reply #75 on: 20 October 2017, 20:59:00 »
"They called me Mr. Glass"
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #76 on: 20 October 2017, 22:52:26 »
That's Mr. Glass to you.
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« Reply #77 on: 2 November 2017, 15:41:53 »
: Mikero   4 October 2017, 16:41:36
Yeah, turns out it only costs $274.99 USD a year to become a total narcissistic bore at dinner parties.

This is possibly my favorite comment of the year.
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« Reply #78 on: 3 November 2017, 15:44:39 »
It must have been a slow year...
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« Reply #79 on: 4 November 2017, 19:45:27 »
I think my logging in some time in September was the largest non-bot and non-Rez source of Mboard activity this year.

Guys lets do a round of MMM awards!
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #80 on: 6 November 2017, 14:17:13 »
It's probably the largest activity in the last THREE years.  But you don't get to front load ballet box stuff awards my leafy friend.
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« Reply #81 on: 6 November 2017, 21:14:01 »
Oh man. The MMM Awards...I can't remember if I won anything. If I did, I should put that on my LinkedIn profile, right?
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #82 on: 7 November 2017, 16:07:20 »
It couldn't hurt.
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Snare
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« Reply #83 on: 7 November 2017, 21:01:57 »
I'd hire you if I saw you had an MMMaward (yeah i parse it like that now. fight me) but I can just imagine the scandal that would break out once the people find out that I too am a bearer of the MMMaward.

"This is an outrage! This is nepotism! We'll have you outta office and outta town by high noon!"

I can even hear the drone of weedwhackers amidst the cries of the crowd.

I'm being hunted. I'm scared. :(
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« Reply #84 on: 8 November 2017, 02:29:12 »
Or worse, some Weed-B-Gone.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #85 on: 8 November 2017, 14:25:58 »
The Germinator: "You're mulch!"
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« Reply #86 on: 11 November 2017, 06:15:01 »
Use me as mulch and I poison your crops. With GMOs.

As for the Weed-be-gone, I'm not really at all related to Cannabis and is it like, speciest of me to say I wouldn't weep if those gals were all wiped out? What good are they for anyway? Keeping the wallets of alternative comedians and 24 hour pizza joints full? Helping the sick and dying enjoy peace? 

Like ew
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #87 on: 13 November 2017, 14:29:32 »
You're the Hero Colorado deserves, Snare.
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« Reply #88 on: 14 November 2017, 06:33:22 »
You also helped ensure Frito-Lay got a constant stream of money from me for Cheetos between 2004-2008.
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« Reply #89 on: 15 November 2017, 06:03:47 »
You put someone's kid through college, Mr. Racer, I'm sure. Incidentally since you just outed yourself as a filthy criminal degenerate reprehensible scum, someone (most likely Jake) who isn't me wants to know the proper amount to tip a dealer. I'm asking for a friend named Jake who isn't me. 15% of your total purchase?
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« Reply #90 on: 15 November 2017, 17:38:08 »
It's usually 10-15 years.
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« Reply #91 on: 17 November 2017, 19:04:40 »
You don't tip the deal in money. If anything, they'll tip you with product to give you a sample. If you were to tip them, I'd recommend a slice or two of pizza or a couple of McDonald's hamburgers.
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Mikero
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« Reply #92 on: 17 November 2017, 19:09:52 »
A COUPLE?! You think $3.50 grows on trees?
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« Reply #93 on: 18 November 2017, 02:16:22 »
Or Snares.  ...or do they....
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« Reply #94 on: 20 November 2017, 04:56:08 »
: Mikero  17 November 2017, 19:09:52
A COUPLE?! You think $3.50 grows on trees?

Tree-fiddy might.
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Xero
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« Reply #95 on: 4 December 2017, 20:43:48 »
What is this I don't even...
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Snare
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« Reply #96 on: 4 December 2017, 20:54:10 »
I know, Xero, I know.

But it brought us all back together! Momentarily at least. It's nice.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #97 on: 4 December 2017, 22:09:21 »
Filthy jokes are never nice Snare.
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Snare
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« Reply #98 on: 4 December 2017, 22:20:24 »
It wasn't filthy and besides protoman has glaucoma.
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« Reply #99 on: 4 December 2017, 22:21:52 »
The two have no relation.
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