A megaman "joke" (WARNING: contents might be a liiiittle bit MATURE)

[Snare]

The burning and ingesting of the fumes of certain herbal material is purpotedly claimed to alleviate some of the major symptoms of glaucoma hence why to claim it (the joke) filthy is not fair towards poor Protoman. Have a little heart.

B-but look! Friends! Festivities! Can't you feel the merriment? It's like we're one big happy family again! E-except there's no screaming and yelling and hitting

[NovaMan XP]

Wait are we supposed to be hitting on each other?

[TheRedPriest]

NO FFS.

[Mikero]

I know, Xero, I know.

But it brought us all back together! Momentarily at least. It's nice.

Definitely better than when Lunchebox pretended that Abe died.

[TheRedPriest]

He wasn't pretending.  He just came back, but in 2 days instead of 3.  Because he's an over achiever.

[Snare]

That's our Abe! *wipes tear*

I saw so many people logged in yesterday: Mike, Abe, Rez, John, Vinch, SB, Xero, Novaman...

That legitimately makes me happy.

[TheRedPriest]

And most of us were almost excited about the news!

[Mikero]

I was gonna log in either way!

[TheRedPriest]

See, now that Mega Man is back baby! we need to get the forums and website up and running proper again!

[Snare]

"News"? "Back"?

*checks google*

Holy toot I had no idea even. Shucks, I thought that everyone was suddenly pouring in because of me. Like everyone just suddenly stopped what they were doing and remembered ol' Snareypoo and wanted to log in and whisper comforting messages to me electronically something something schizophreniform disorder.

But new Mega Man! And Coney is coming back!

[TheRedPriest]

I noticed that too.  And he's a missile launcher now too.

[Mikero]

To be honest I still come here because this is the best format for any discussion on the internet and you all made me.

Reddit's upvote downvote system should make it good but it's just a cesspool. Social media is just idiots, some of whom you know and some of whom just pop in to give you a bad day. No matter what you choose, no one wants long-form discussion or posts longer than 100 characters.







MMM is a different world.

[TheRedPriest]

AND you can make a cool user avatar and identity!  I utterly HATE Reddit's entire board system.  These BBS things are superior in every way.

[LCrazy11]

(screams in lost innocence)


(edit) I read it as megaman was touching plant man not torching

[Mikero]

I utterly HATE Reddit's entire board system.  These BBS things are superior in every way.

Absolutely. The core concept of it is smart; Relevant (and thus, the "best") comments are voted to the top by users, irrelevant/bad comments disappear. It's a grading system that would work great in an honest world, where we don't live.

Usually it's used as an "agree/disagree" button which only encourages group think and brigading. This could be solved if there wasn't a karma-score tied directly to a users account in the first place, but "whatever lol".

Reddit also eschews any and all concepts of design as a way to feign simplicity (which ends up being just a worse UX).

[TheRedPriest]

At least it doesn't have an animated gif as the background with New Kids on the Block playing.

[Snare]

(screams in lost innocence)


(edit) I read it as megaman was touching plant man not torching

Yeah that would be terrible. It's not cool to touch someone unless you've both filled out the required documents and signed a waiver. Also don't do drugs. Not even a Halls. I don't want my thread to be the cause of sending souls down the dark path of menthol abuse.

[TheRedPriest]

You just don't want people to try to smoke you.

[Speed Racer]

There's only one thing to do with everyone's favorite Robot Mummer: Blaze it and praise it!

[TheRedPriest]

BURN TO THE GROUND!