MChat v2.0

[Speed Racer]

Did somebody say 'hunting wabbits?'.

Get me my (net) shotgun.

The Mach 5's saw blades would be good for this! If I wasn't driving a Power Wheels car...

[Snare]

im out of ideas

[TheRedPriest]

That's not how creativity works, son.  Huff some paint like the rest of us and get on with it.  We're not paying you to layabout.

[Snare]

FIIIINE

[NovaMan XP]

Free tomato sauce! Yay!

[TheRedPriest]

Ha, the guns got me!  That's so American!

[Speed Racer]

The killing of the dandelion afterwards is great!

[TheRedPriest]

And typical of the hyper toxic ultra violent creative environment of American comics.  How do you expect children to grow up with basic morals and decency if they have to read such over inflated masculine power fantasies non stop?

[Snare]

I mean, I'm Canadian, we're a little bit less gun-having here. But what we do do, we learnt from you!

[Johncarllos]

How do you expect children to grow up with basic morals and decency if they have to read such over inflated masculine power fantasies non stop?

"Fantasy" is an exaggeration! I'm just waiting for my lucky chance.

Anything that happens to those guys in comics can happen to me.

especially the doujin

[TheRedPriest]

I highly doubt you'll go hunting with a fungus and flower and blue thing.

[Snare]

The killing of the dandelion afterwards is great!

Snare, the character, exhibits advanced allelopathy in the form of firearms. Most plants resort to poisoning the earth so others can’t grow (walnuts). Snare takes a more direct approach.

[Speed Racer]

The killing of the dandelion afterwards is great!

Snare, the character, exhibits advanced allelopathy in the form of firearms. Most plants resort to poisoning the earth so others can’t grow (walnuts). Snare takes a more direct approach.

We need you to remake The Happening.

[Snare]

I already penned the sequel.

The plants start developing greater intelligence and become mobile and sapient. However, their onslaught against the human race seems to have taken a brief hiatus as the plants start warring with one another instead. Complete worldwide chaos ensues as the potatoes start fighting against the daisies who are currently also staving off turfgrass and rhododendrons.

The story mostly follows around a grizzled orange lily flower named Tobias and he falls in love with a human which is like, forbidden amongst his people (they have high councils and stuff). The human woman's name is Jillian and she's really hot, I'm talkin like blond hair and huge cans and legs that go on f-o-r-e-v-e-r anyway it ends with Tobias burning himself alive in the Amazon as he burns the entire thing to the ground in order to save a school bus full of (blond) American children who were just visiting to spread the good word of democracy to the unenlightened flora of the world.

Cue to a Jillian looking out her window as she looks on a field of orange lilies. she has a noticeable baby bump.

the end

[TheRedPriest]

Let's finish one story before we begin another one, shall we?  I swear, you millennials and your ADD.

[Snare]

Technically there's no end for this comic in mind because it's all just stream of consciousness. As long as I can keep putting you guys into stupid situations.

[Johncarllos]

I want you to know that every update to this thread brightens my days.

Especially in the darkest depths of winter.

[TheRedPriest]

My onlyfans has three times that many hits.

[Snare]

poop and blood

[TheRedPriest]

They're just lucky Nibbles ISN'T actually around... or Edgecrusher.  He wouldn't stand for such shenanigans.

[Snare]

That's so weird. I was just thinking of adding Edgecrusher soon! I already figured out how it's going to happen. Honestly, I want to add everyone but it's already chaotic as hell managing so many characters. Though, as long as I keep dividing everyone into small groups and keep them all confined to different scenes it's not so bad.

A surprising amount of thought has to go into making stupid comics.

[TheRedPriest]

Making a comic requires a fine touch.  Just look at Ask Dr. Wily.  Lots of characters.  80 some strips.  Though you probably should have SOME idea of where it's all going to help plot out and connect everything.

[Snare]

I could've sworn ADW had more than 80 entries. This comic is already at like what, 56 entries so far? Don't tell me this is on it's way to being the most successful MMM Project ever.

Gosh and just think, this comic had way less hype and marketing than MChat Haywire.

[TheRedPriest]

Don't tell me this is on it's way to being the most successful MMM Project ever.

Well... the longest one at least!

[Snare]

[NovaMan XP]

Yeah



...also I love it.

[TheRedPriest]

It was a smart move burying the rest of the robot underground.  The head works well as a house.

[Speed Racer]

Oh man, I've been gone for a couple of weeks due to quitting my old job, having minor surgery, and starting my new job...these strips I've missed have been incredible!

[TheRedPriest]

Glad you're still in one piece, Speed!

[Snare]

[TheRedPriest]

So... am I suppose to take the pelts and dress them over a rock and throw it people or what?

[Snare]

Not quite.

[TheRedPriest]

Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm sure Edge will get a kick out of this.

[Johncarllos]

Missed opportunity, instead of a pentagram, an 'M'-tagram on the floor.

Still pumped I get to be in the corner for this.

[Snare]

[Johncarllos]

I'm a little astounded at Blood Nibbs.

I want this to be their maintained scale, especially when on Rez's shoulder.

Or can Rez ride blood demon Nibbles, now?

[Speed Racer]

I'm a little astounded at Blood Nibbs.

I want this to be their maintained scale, especially when on Rez's shoulder.

Or can Rez ride blood demon Nibbles, now?

I mean, Nibbles is a demon, so probably has the power to change size at will? Spends most of his time sitting patiently on Rez's shoulder UNTIL REZ RIDES INTO BATTLE ON THE LAGOMORPH OF DOOM

[TheRedPriest]

And now, MChat v2.0 can begin!

What obstacles await our intrepid group of Mega Man fanatics?  Will they find the admin?  Will Snare and John be properly punished?  Find out next week on the adventures of the Mega Man Homepag, er MChat v2.0!

[Snare]

You know just because you've been granted access to what is essentially /godmode doesn't mean things are gonna be really all that much different. It's like being a tyrant but all your subjects are a buncha no-good defiant Sallys.

Also

SOME TIME IN THE FUTURE ON MCHAT 2

[Speed Racer]

Was it released by someone other than Capcom? Then it is non-canon.

Was it released by Capcom? Then it is also non-canon.

[TheRedPriest]

Officially licensed by Capcom.

And you better stay out of my Mega Man porn Snare, or you WILL regret it.

[Snare]

That’s okay. Cartoon robots are not my thing. Real robots however… especially those retro boxy ones with the diodes and flailing hook arms…

Anyway, the Brazilian Mega Man comic is a trip. Featuring a sliding door of artists and plot points.

[TheRedPriest]

Officially.  Licensed.

Nothing is off the table.

[NovaMan XP]

Why does that canon character have black rectangles coming out of them? Are they okay?


...also I forgot that Brazilian comic existed.

[TheRedPriest]

It's because of Snare's prudish outdated religious dogma that says sex = bad.  Capitalism would say sex = money, which = good.

Also, don't pull a Berserk on us with this fine fictional frolic of a story.

[Snare]

It is with heavy heart that I must announce that I am dead and internet access is very poor in the weird limbo area I'm currently stationed. You see there's a long long line up of souls waiting to be processed. Lot of people failed to bring the appropriate paperwork with them before succumbing. Please understand.

At least it'll give me time to think of new ideas and/or jokes.

[TheRedPriest]

Think.  Hard.

[Majikn]

I hope no one gets mad at John for converting the cabin into a wagon to progress the plot of finding Abe.

[Snare]

I hope no one gets mad at John for converting the cabin into a wagon to progress the plot of finding Abe.

:O

That's a great idea and it's going to happen when Mchat v.2.0 Arc 3 begins.

[TheRedPriest]

*taps foot impatiently*