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« Reply #350 on: 1 August 2022, 19:44:07 »
Hey wait. Speed Racer is a demon on wheels. What do you think you're doing with my bong?
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #351 on: 1 August 2022, 20:59:28 »
Someone needs to be taught a lesson about listening to the ULTRA MAYOR.
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« Reply #352 on: 1 August 2022, 23:05:55 »
ULTRA MAYOR? Is that the bureaucratic spinoff of Ultraman? That sucked.
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Snare
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« Reply #353 on: 4 August 2022, 14:30:34 »
Laptop crashed while working on a comic. This is going to be a problem until I get a new one.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #354 on: 4 August 2022, 14:48:02 »
Better start an OnlyFans to raise money.
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« Reply #355 on: 4 August 2022, 15:06:56 »
: TheRedPriest   4 August 2022, 14:48:02
Better start an OnlyFans to raise money.

But I'm the one who restocks the woods-porn! You trying to put me out of business?
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« Reply #356 on: 4 August 2022, 18:44:42 »
No one views OnlyFans in the woods.
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« Reply #357 on: 4 August 2022, 23:13:08 »
: TheRedPriest   4 August 2022, 18:44:42
No one views OnlyFans in the woods.

Says you. You never know when the mood will strike for a fun forest fap.
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Snare
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« Reply #358 on: 5 August 2022, 00:55:40 »
*closes thread*
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Snare
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« Reply #359 on: 5 August 2022, 00:57:29 »
Worst case scenario i use paintings with paper cut outs
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #360 on: 5 August 2022, 04:06:18 »
Use a USB drive and the library computer!

... but that painting DOES look nice...
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« Reply #361 on: 5 August 2022, 15:49:06 »
Yo, I love that painting!

Also Rez, you damn well know there's a difference between fun forest fap and lewd library lone rangering.
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« Reply #362 on: 5 August 2022, 16:21:31 »
I don't know anything, and you know it.
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« Reply #363 on: 5 August 2022, 17:20:46 »
What an incredible turn of events. It's... beautiful.
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Majikn
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« Reply #364 on: 5 August 2022, 17:56:22 »
"Welcome weary traveler to the wonderful Emporium of Wonders! I am currently offering no wares!"

I love this line so much. It gets me every time.

Also WHOA.
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NovaMan XP
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« Reply #365 on: 5 August 2022, 21:29:33 »
I do really like the paper cut out look if it comes to that.
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Snare
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« Reply #366 on: 5 August 2022, 23:32:05 »
Oh hello everyone. Nice to see the thread full of pretty faces

So my computer decided to stop crashing... a whole two evenings without a single crash as opposed to like 20 in 1 hour. I do have to use speech to text diction though because my keyboard is bunk'd



I think I'll save the cutouts for something else
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« Reply #367 on: 6 August 2022, 01:47:51 »
Ha ha!  This arc is off to a rousing start!
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Snare
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« Reply #368 on: 8 August 2022, 17:15:31 »


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« Reply #369 on: 9 August 2022, 13:47:12 »
The greatest magic, coffee so thick and dense it stays in the mug and does not mix into the surrounding nautical environs.

and weee, more characters!
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« Reply #370 on: 10 August 2022, 00:09:48 »
Another one joins the party!
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Snare
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« Reply #371 on: 10 August 2022, 15:25:47 »
Opal is a force of nature so she might not move into town with us but we'll see.
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Snare
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« Reply #372 on: 11 August 2022, 00:03:03 »
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« Reply #373 on: 11 August 2022, 14:18:27 »
It's Mega Man 7 all over again!
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Snare
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« Reply #374 on: 13 August 2022, 19:54:02 »
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« Reply #375 on: 13 August 2022, 22:44:35 »
I'm impressed how well it's all going without some kind of radar to find each piece.
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Snare
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« Reply #376 on: 22 August 2022, 17:50:39 »
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« Reply #377 on: 22 August 2022, 23:38:41 »
Can't we all do a collaborative interpretive dance retelling of The Notebook?

Maybe the swamp witch has VCR magic...
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« Reply #378 on: 24 August 2022, 15:36:32 »
If ANYTHING is going to be done in collaborative interpretive dance it's going to the epic conclusion of Mega Man 2.
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Snare
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« Reply #379 on: 29 August 2022, 18:00:42 »

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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #380 on: 29 August 2022, 18:36:56 »
Plants are SO insensitive... and racist.
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Johncarllos
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« Reply #381 on: 30 August 2022, 00:01:20 »
You've captured my essence.
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Xero
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« Reply #382 on: 2 September 2022, 00:16:39 »
What the ##### am I supposed to be holding?  It looks like a cell phone if it was made in the 80's.
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NovaMan XP
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« Reply #383 on: 2 September 2022, 04:43:24 »
Isn't it the tablet from earlier?
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #384 on: 3 September 2022, 01:08:12 »
Yes, Xero was just speed reading.
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Snare
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« Reply #385 on: 3 September 2022, 18:43:00 »
: Xero   2 September 2022, 00:16:39
What the ##### am I supposed to be holding?  It looks like a cell phone if it was made in the 80's.

it's the tablet Abe used to communicate with us from the depths of hell which you promptly jailbroke to install free to play chao games
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #386 on: 4 September 2022, 07:25:48 »
Word of God.
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Snare
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« Reply #387 on: 6 September 2022, 18:57:16 »
Unfortunately this will have to go back on the back burner for now. I'm starting a side hustle to stave off poverty. I'll still update but it's not a priority for now
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Snare
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« Reply #388 on: 6 September 2022, 18:57:41 »
Unless Rez wants to fund the series...?
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NovaMan XP
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« Reply #389 on: 7 September 2022, 17:31:42 »
Time to start up the OnlyFans.

... Or Patreon?
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« Reply #390 on: 7 September 2022, 21:02:26 »
: NovaMan XP   7 September 2022, 17:31:42
Time to start up the OnlyFans.

... Or Patreon?

moar leik onlyplants amirite
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #391 on: 7 September 2022, 23:55:11 »
: Snare   6 September 2022, 18:57:41
Unless Rez wants to fund the series...?

How am I suppose to buy video games and hookers if I'm bank rolling a web comic?
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Speed Racer
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« Reply #392 on: 13 September 2022, 14:56:57 »
: TheRedPriest   7 September 2022, 23:55:11
: Snare   6 September 2022, 18:57:41
Unless Rez wants to fund the series...?

How am I suppose to buy video games and hookers if I'm bank rolling a web comic?

Pretty sure you're supposed to prostitute yourself. It's what Dr. Wily would've wanted.
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« Reply #393 on: 14 September 2022, 04:20:59 »
You presume to tell ME what Dr. Wily would want?
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NovaMan XP
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« Reply #394 on: 15 September 2022, 18:20:35 »
Just think of Snare as your new hooker.
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TheRedPriest
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« Reply #395 on: 18 September 2022, 18:13:09 »
Into the mauling tent you go!
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Speed Racer
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« Reply #396 on: 20 September 2022, 20:52:59 »
: TheRedPriest  18 September 2022, 18:13:09
Into the mauling tent you go!

Is that the nickname for your whorehouse?
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« Reply #397 on: 22 September 2022, 04:54:45 »
Well, you certainly get #####ed up...
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Majikn
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« Reply #398 on: 10 March 2023, 16:01:07 »
So Opal... do your coffee breaks always transcend the primitive human concept of time?
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« Reply #399 on: 21 April 2023, 04:12:50 »
I miss this comic strip so much and I'm glad the MMM is back.
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