What Is Your Favorite MMZ Weapon?

[XJ]

All I needed to beat the game was a baseball bat, a gallon of gasoline ($4.25 FTW), a match, and a can of Lysol to use as a flamethrower.

...Oh, you mean complete the game? In that case...

Which game, moron?

[preventerWIND]

All I needed to beat the game was a baseball bat, a gallon of gasoline ($4.25 FTW), a match, and a can of Lysol to use as a flamethrower.

You should use some Axe body spray instead, it actually serves a good purpose there and comes in convenient sizes.

I'm being completely serious too.

I'm #####ing pyro

[TheRedPriest]

What Is Your Favorite MMZ Weapon?
« on: 29 December 2007, 13:42:13 »

Denial.

[XJ]

"So what's everyone's favorite MMZ we-"

Rez: "NO OPINION FOR YOU! ONE YEAR!"

[Mikero]

A gallon of gasoline is excessive for a GBA cartridge.

I like that.

[ReploidQ]

i always relyed on the classics, the sword and buster got me thro.

[preventerWIND]

classics

sword

 

[XJ]

The only classic there is the buster.  And even then, it was just an integrated gun that was in his hand. A buster is in the actual arm. It's no buster in my encyclopedia, buster!

[preventerWIND]

Some people even have the gal to call it a "blaster", I #####ing hate that word.

[XJ]

Ew, it doesn't blast things. It bust things, hello?

[preventerWIND]

Hi

[XJ]

lol asl

[preventerWIND]

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[Mikero]

Some people even have the gal to call it a "blaster", I #####ing hate that word.

You and Han Solo can't be friends anymore.

[preventerWIND]

He's in the past and in a galaxy far far away. I'm sure I can handle not being friends with a corpse 1,000,000,000,000,000 light years away. Thanks.

[XJ]

So far far away = that distance? Damn, I always thought 800 miles was far far away.

Then again, a galaxy only 800 miles away besides the Milky Way WOULD be kinda disastrous.

[Mikero]

He's in the past and in a galaxy far far away. I'm sure I can handle not being friends with a corpse 1,000,000,000,000,000 light years away. Thanks.

Actually, he was sucked into a (chaos)vortex years ago and was pulled onto Earth, and Elvis Presley entered the vortex from our side and got warped to Dantooine, so actually Han IS here and alive. We have sunday brunch every week.

[preventerWIND]

Whatev, Mark Twain says brunch is just a fat mans way of getting another meal in without having to feel guilty. I should know, he lives in my attic.

[ASR]

Mark Twain also told me to get lost in the woods.

Though I'm sure he probably also said it doesn't count as losing your virginity if it's rape, or something equally insightful.

So all I lost from that ordeal was my innocence.

[Mikero]

Jokes on you tools, 'cause I secretly hid Weird Al inside Mark Twain's skin three and a half years ago and have been waiting all this time!

And I don't eat breakfast and then brunch and then lunch like some Fatsoooooooooooooooooooooooh diss!

[ASR]

do u need some aloe vera for that burn!!!

[preventerWIND]

Mike, Mark Twain is dead, his ghost is living with me. Why else would he be living in my attic. Jesus keep up damnit.

Also, if you haven't picked up by now, Mark Twain was saying that brunch is stupid, as well as calling fat cracks.

SO U N SOLO R STUIP 4 BRUNCHIN


PS: Fatso's a fat ass

[Mikero]

You're wrong on everything except that Fatso is fat. At least he's not Obeseo though.

[preventerWIND]

Your face is wrong.

[Mikero]

Wrong again, you wine-o.

[XJ]

Wait wait wait. Red wine-o or white wine-o?

And yes, it IS important.

[Mikero]

He's more of a rosé man, actually.

[XJ]

I thought he was like Rocket Man, if you know what I mean.

[Mikero]

He's a rocket man... Rocket maaaan! Burning up his fuse-out there-alone!

[ASR]

Y'know, I never really bothered to listen to the lyrics of that song.

[Mikero]

Really?

Have you ever closely checked out what Alice In Wonderland is about?

[ASR]

I meant that when you posted the line "burning up his fuse----etc," I realized that I never knew any of the lines to Rocket Man despite hearing it hundreds of times in my life. It just became apparent that I didn't consciously know the words. Shush.

[XJ]

Really?

Have you ever closely checked out what Alice In Wonderland is about?

Ever since my old English teacher told me about symbolism, I've come to realize that all of my childhood memories are LIES.

[Mikero]

I love Alice In Wonderland. I don't care if it's all about drugs and escapism.

[XJ]

If you can't catch the references, you're a moron.

I had a friend who was in denial about it.  She said it was only about a girl who follows a white rabbit into a hole and discovers a strange new world.

I promptly hit her in the face.

[Mikero]

Who said they couldn't catch the references?

[XJ]

Editted.

[Botba]

the T breaker and the z saber are pretty much the same thing

[FearTheBeans]

I only really used the z saber. Though I did like the chain "rod" and the recoil rod. The only reason i used the sheild was in the 2nd game phenox zone and to cheat have have it orbit around me

[NekoMaru]

I just needed the Z-saber and buster to beat the game and i mean all of them but when I'm bored i just busted out the shield boomerang hoped off the wall and just let it chase me around...DON'T JUDGE ME I WAS BORED! Also the way i press the attack button the Z-saber is very fast and edleast it's range was better then the ZX saber. (number one reason i kept getting my ass kicked by omega in ZX)

[TheRedPriest]

I thought that was because ever 5 seconds he just refiled his life to max.